#lavender spams

[boyfhee]

why did we as a society move on from these heeseungs so quickly

#ramyeon with spam ! #ssr — heeseung. #violet is his colour omg like #violet blue purple lavender and black #and that hair in the first one....his hair follicles grow well for stylists to style his hair like that #i know it

[pomegranate]

“They Call The Wind Korea” screencap spam because I’m a big fan of Bigelow being cared for, Charles proving himself in a difficult situation, and Hawkeye’s cozy bisexual plaid & cardigan looks (also Babette the guinea pig!)

#mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mash s7ep08 #they call the wind korea #also don’t look too closely at hawkeye making the lil kid laugh bc if you do you’ll cry #hawkeye’s lavender cardigan #deserves its own tag #also KLINGER ON THE FRONT OF THE JEEP #mash edits by me #screencap spams #masks cw

[recallback-art]

After a while of silence, I can finally share what I was working on!

I've been wanting to do a "times of the day" piece like this for ages, always been very intimidated by the idea, but I'm glad I finally got the balls to do it. This was incredibly fun and has me craving more pieces where I experiment with color a little or put characters in real scenes.

Feels good I feel like I'm really proving I'm getting better at this whole art thing.

#ocs #original character #monster oc #monster characters #recall draws #my ocs #laid out in lavender #oren kawaguchi #lucero ardenti #masaru yamada #wasnt rlly sure what to tag lmao but i think those will do #and it said i didnt need to tag it but ill still at least call out willow catmask of laika fame for being the inspiration! #have loved the times of day piece they did since forever and the way he plays with color shes a huge inspiration #that makes me wanna get more involved with my coloring beyond just the shading style i have #and this piece has given me that kick in the ass to want to do more as well im already craving my next big piece #i also just feel good proving i can draw True scenic pieces its something ive struggled with but now i feel i can and should tackle it #i still have a lot of work to do in that respect but i think its work i Can do #i feel good i feel like i rlly am a good artist :) my skills are meaningful and i make nice pictures and art is so fun #sorry changed some tags bc i was getting attention from spam accounts that are making me rlly nervous

[7vs8]

we’re going mini golfing bitch! ⛳️🏌️‍♀️Pick a ball ->

#txt #sorry for the golf ball spam #lavender

[kafka-pilled]

okay i got the hypnosis game website to work again with the wayback machine and.

fuck did i miss being properly dropped into trance. and fractionated. text inductions normally do nothing for me but that one just felt so, so good

#like it wasn’t some epileptic seizure waiting to happen like half the inductions these fuckers spam on here #also btw this post isn’t an invitation for 30+ y/o straight male hypnodoms to slide into my dms you can all fuck off #the hypnosis game #lavender rambles #my stuff #hypnosis #hypnok1nk #hypno nsft

[recallback]

Goooooood evening everybody, and Happy Pride Month! In celebration of Pride, I decided to create and release my very first line of merch: Laid Out In Lavender Pride Monsters!

These monsters based on creatures from my original work "Laid Out In Lavender" share their colors with various pride flags without being too obvious, so hopefully you can share your pride regardless of if you're out or in the closet.

Each curse buddy can now be found in my official Redbubble, available either as a variety of stickers or fun colored pins! (Link in reblogs!)

#pride #pride month #pride 2022 #lgbt pride #monsters #spider #scopo #body horror #laid out in lavender #recallback draws #at this point the tags are no longer counted as much as id like to just keep spamming more tags lmao #but yeah these were fun! #id like to have made more flags but i only have so many distinct curse designs for this #maybe in the future if theres demand ill see abt more pride flag curses #cause i Would have liked to have done aro pan and genderfluid.... #oh well. in the future #i dont expect these to sell well or be popular tbh #i just made them bc theyre fun and its even merch i can use for myself bc im not out

[cantspelldragoonwithoutgoon]

finished Eclaire's new FC room (for now, a few details will probably change)

the namazu merchants are in the main hall now, so i had to opt for a different vaguely disturbing detail…

more below cut because i got carried away with the screenies and rambling again…

there's a tiny kitchen nook complete with a dwarven trash can and also an upstairs lounge above the living/reading room. i'll probably add the unfinished wool scarf to that.

seen from above… behind the door on the right is a smol bedroom. i rly just didn't bother to dye some of the old items again at first but the pink/blue contrast grew on me.

especially love how the bathroom turned out:

bonus:

a portrait of the husband >:3

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv housing #gpose #we're in lavender beds now which fits our whole aesthetic sooo much better #will spam some more when the common rooms are done. we've finished about 2/3 so far. the shrine most importantly. #eclaire yes like the dessert

[scorpiotrait]

#i will never stop posting color-coded wedding spam #Snapdragon and Caleb had their red+gold wedding #Lyra and Crystal had their hydrangea blue+pink+lavender #Jonquil gets yellow to match his name #ts4 #Legendary Legacy #llgen4

[relto]

I THOUGHT THEY FINALLY DID IT BUT NO THEYRE BOTH BLUE RANGE

#tütensuppe #project spam #the left one looks VERY similar to lavender but no that is iris #the other one has navy primary #this project i swear theyre being annoying on purpose #i already have one final parent but she doesnt have butterfly and i need that #so here we are. good color with bee or awful colors with butterfly make your choice

[ladamedemartel]

N E way! Everyone go give @lordofthestrix gifts. But not as good as Aurora gave him. But still he deserves presents!

#;;out of lavender #this concludes the tristan's birthday post spam #if i did my math correctly there is a particular number of posts #hopefully i'm right #lordofthestrix

[cheswirls]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA i didnt realize this frlg rom reset gym leader lvls to gen 1′s which means they are absolutely stacked compared to the rest of the game and i am not flying thru this so quick anymore

#i think ive logged 24 hrs now n i JUST beat koga #at least half of that time is after lavender so like leading up to and then fuchsia city #i was underleveled for surge but still overleveled for everything else #managed to beat him so i thought i was fine #beat erika by PURE CHANCE so underleveled my golbat i had been grinding happiness was the last one standing #thank god bc i didnt save and fainting drops friendship a ton and i needed a crobat #beating erika was the last luck i had in the game everything has been downhill since #i reset and challenged koga soooooooo many times #impossible to beat his muk that sets up evasiveness w minimize and high def w acid armor #CANNOT hit the thing n when you do it does nothing #finally managed by getting two shots w marowaks ground type move and making koga use both potions to restore #and then fucking went thru 3 pkmn who each know one move that is never miss and spammed them #was NOT going to deal w high evasiveness this time around #it took so many to chip away bc 2 of those pkmn have terrible stats for the move type #plus this rom has split special/physical stats but moves that raise or lower atk/def arent split #so acid armor raised def and special def and decimated me #plus uhhh the only good tms are at the game corner so ive been saving money since lavender to buy coins meaning i have none for antidote #orrrrr potions or healing items at all meaning i kinda did koga on hard mode #(this was after my first attempt where i used max revive + full restore bc i had them at the time. did NOT work) #anyway uhhh rom hard i wanted to be at cinnabar today but i think saffron comes before n yea theres no way i can get thru all of that rn

[please-picturemeintheweeds]

Sleepy at midnight aaaAAaaaAAAAaaaa

#Sam spam #c #lavender haze

[starzblvd]

Pampering your girlfriend to a soothing bath after a rough day from summers scorching heat then letting her use your hand to get herself off <33

an: modern!ellie, college!ellie, gf!ellie, got this idea while doing my extra long everything shower which originally just started off as fluff but yk, was supposed to post this like 2 weeks ago but then I got slumped with other stuff..anyways Ellie refers to you as angel because I love the pet name so much 🩷

Disgustingly hot was what the temperature is around this time of summer. The heat suffocating you immediately after stepping outside. Ellie curses herself on the drive home when the ac of her red 1989 Ford F-250 decided to stop working on one of the summers hottest days. Hot weather called for a hot tempered Ellie, god it’s the afternoon and it’s still this fucking hot.

She’d walk out of her car with an angry pout of a scowl irritated of the stickiness the sweat induced during her drive home to your shared apartment. Ellie’s skin was covered in a glossy sheen when she’d reach the door, whole day she was stuck dealing with the blistering heat with her lecture halls ac coincidentally broke down too. If one thing were to piss her off in this state she’d be ready to pull a hissy fit. She knocked with urgency to get the relief of cold air, a minute passed and another knock perused, two more minutes and she’s calling out your name slightly banging the door. Ellie reaches for her key from her back pocket jamming the key in loudly when you unlock it before she does greeting her wearing an apologetic smile, “didn’t mean to keep you out, was just fixing a bath for you”

You’d known she was beat from how hot she was the entire day by the spam of texts complaining about everything and anything “I hate this chair it’s so uncomfortable” or “can he talk any fucking faster so we can leave”

Ellie couldn’t be mad when you’d been so sweet waiting for her to come back, letting her shoulders drop their stiff lock allowing you to walk her away the shutting door. “You didn’t have to do all that, im just glad to even get outside that godman place, seriously how do all ac’s suddenly get an idea to break down today,”

You’d notice the glowing gleam layer of sweat she walked in with, after she’s pulling you into her gentle embrace contrasting her tone and expression

“but thank you angel, always so sweet to me”

She was tired and so was her voice, raspier than her typical tone. Couldn’t just leave her in her own when she’s so drained,

“let me do the work for you today”

Ellie’s eyebrows lifted confused to what you’re suggesting but follows your trail nonetheless, as your girlfriend she trusts you.

“just sit down and I’ll bathe you, you know?” You take your seat on the edge of the tub looking at her with such an adoring expression she didn’t hesitate to strip and climb into the tub. Her hair was tied back in effort to combat the heat, you take out the hair tie allowing her hair to fall for you to use a container to pour water over her. A giggle escapes her lips when she shuts her eyes from the water.

She enjoyed how dotting you were to her, enjoyed with the way your fingers move in little circles on her scalp messaging in the lathering shampoo, the little kiss you placed on her forehead after rinsing the pine lavender scented conditioner out.

“We should do this more often, like way more often,” Ellie was completely aloof getting taken care of and content with how loving your touch was, almost made her feel a bit guilty for the idea that was looming over her now, almost. “Yeah?” It’d feel just as peaceful for you to care for her. Reaching over for the body wash Ellie’s hand grasps onto your wrist, wet with small bubbles mixed in from the shampoo.

“you wouldn’t mind for me to use your hand a bit would you angel?” Her voice was softer now, any pent up irritation had washed away by now, looking to you with her slight smirk, the same smirk that’d leave your stomach coiling itself up knowing she only had this look when she’d have another one of her ideas.

“Go ahead,”

Still puzzled she lowers your hand to the water guiding your hand to touch the toned muscles of her torso that stiffed with anticipation. Your touch never failed to excite her no matter how long you’ve been together. Noticing the limpness of your hand Ellie spoke up in type of whisper,

“you can tell me to stop”

Taking the hint of what she was insinuating you slowly shift your fingers open to glide your touch over her warm body,

“No no, I want to keep going,”

You’d coo with all the reassurance she needed. Dragging your hand further down, she caressed the sides of her lips with your finger tips feeling the shock it brung earning a small grunt from her slowly teasing her entrance. Spreading her legs further apart Ellie’s hand adjusted your middle and ring finger onto her exposed folds to start some friction easily sliding them up and down with the mix of her slick and water. All you’d hear was the slow sloshing of water and the small whimpers she muffled through her lips.

She kept her eyes closed concentrating on getting to her high using you. Ellie guides your fingers to soothe her puffy clit only being met with your resistance holding her back, instead to run your fingers anywhere else but her clit.

“thought you were supposed to be helping me,” Ellie let’s out grunting into your ear.

despite her efforts to move you onto her ache you keep prodding her folds, writhing from your neglectful touch, she was so needy for you every second you denied her a rub to give her the release she chased for.

“Thought I was the one supposed to be doing the work for you tonight.”

Ellie was growing tired of the lack of attention she was desperate for, she shoved the two fingers down plunging them inside her, her lips parted allowing her sweet moans to fill the room and your ears.

“we both know you could be doing a better job at that right now angel.”

She couldn’t help herself pushing you deeper into her to touch the spot that always had her unfolding below you. Making her hand jerk faster to pump your fingers quicker to speed up she’d be getting closer to the orgasm her body was pleading for.

“Since you’re so pretty like this I guess I can try harder,” you smiled looking at how the muscles of her arm flexed each time she’d move in and out, you keep your open hand busy by gently rubbing her shoulder whilst bringing your underwater thumb to her clit pressing into her before finally giving in and pacing it into circles.

“cmon cmon cmon, keep going angel please”

Begging and unraveling right before you with a final fast pump and stroke to her clit Ellie’s back straightened and curved into an all familiar arch. Her eyes harshly shutting closed but you wanted to see the eyes you loved so much, lifting the hand from her shoulder to her jaw pulling her face to yours, Ellie’s still wanning off her orgasm by drowning her pace down until she’s finally done sliding you out from herself.

She brought your hand back to surface embracing your hard working fingers with a kiss keeping her hold onto you as Ellie slides down into the tub to just the point where her neck starts.

“you can finish your job now,” she was smiling looking forward to the next time.

#ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie tlou2 #ellie williams #ellie williams fluff #ellie x fem reader #ellie x you #lesbian #wlw #ellie williams smut #ellie x reader #ellie smut #ellie the last of us #the last of us #tlou 2 #ellie tlou

[demonichikikomori]

Show Me Somethin': Octavinelle

(WARNING! CONTENT IN POST IS 18+ ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS 18+)

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Scarabia - Pomfiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia

After dating for a few months, things start to get a little steamy. So, he decides to finally send you: A surprise dick pic.

♡ Azul Ashengrotto x GN!Reader (600+)

♡ Jade Leech x GN!Reader (300+)

♡ Floyd Leech x GN!Reader (400+)

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul had mentally prepared himself for the day you would insinuate wanting erotic images of him for personal use. 

His personal views on his own body are his no.1 enemy. He isn’t fond of the way he looks in his merform, or out of it. But it’s nothing he was interested in telling you about. At least not for a while. 

He was sitting in his office late at the Mostro Lounge. Shuffling through new contracts and monthly financial statements. The vibration of his phone against his desk startled him, causing him to flinch and crinkle one of the golden scrolls in his fist. He lifted his phone with a scowl, but it quickly dissipated once he noticed it was a message from you.

You were checking in on him since it was late and you were preparing to head to bed. He wanted to lie and tell you he was in his dorm, preparing to sleep as well. But he couldn't bring himself to lie.

'Im sorry. I havent left the mostro lounge yet.'

You began to send him a barrage of upset emoji's, demanding he pick up where he left off tomorrow. But he couldn't bring himself to do so. Putting it off just meant there would be more work for him tomorrow. But he was starting to get stressed out. Azul could take a quick break before finishing up. Or? He could power through and ignore the idea of a break. You sent him another text. This one had a blurred image attached to it he was anxious about opening. You stated that it was a reward for him being such a hard worker and that he should head to bed soon.

Azul was alone in his office and no one would be coming to the Mostro Lounge this late. There would be no consequences for opening up the photo. And when he did, his cock jumped inside his slacks. There you were, spreading yourself open for the camera. Allowing him to see your once abused hole now empty with a black and lavender colored tentacle toy laying dormant on your sheets. Slick and shiny with lube and your juices.

Maybe a break would be fine.

He laid the phone on his desk and quickly began to unbutton his pants with a flushed face. Azul couldn't stop his mind from imagining you riding the tentacle toy. The way your moans would sound as you struggled to take it deep inside of you.

It wasn't long before Azul found himself cautiously stroking his cock. His eyes flicked towards the door, then back to his phone on the desk. He wanted you to send more pictures. But he couldn't work up the courage to ask you. But, he could play along with you.

Azul grabbed his phone and glanced at your picture one more time before opening up his camera. His heart jumped in his chest as he watched himself through the screen on his phone. The way he pumped himself with vigor made his confidence plummet. He hadn't done this before.

His phone began to slip through his fingers as he pumped faster. Faster. Rougher. And with a shudder he unloaded onto his fingers. The pearl colored sperm rolled past his fingers and Azul gasped in shock. As he began to collect his breath, he took a picture of his twitching cock, still half hard, and his semen coated fingers.

His face was burning as he sent you the photo over text, forgetting to blur the image. He didn't mean to cum so quickly. Before he could text you about the photo you were already spamming him with heart emoji's and begging to see more of him.

Jade Leech

Jade was no fool. He always noticed the way you eyeballed him like a slab of meat. He actually enjoyed it coming from you.

So when you made the suggestion to try something like sexting, he was pleasantly surprised by you again. You always kept him on his toes. He was working his shift at the Mostro Lounge, finally slipping away to his break so he could check a small cluster of texts from you.

It was a string of eggplant emojis and a photo of your hole being stuffed with your fingers. Your face wasn't visible, but he could imagine your lewd expression as you pushed yourself to an orgasm. He sat at a small table in the backroom, peeling his gloves away as he began to grow hard the longer he stared at the image. He sent you back a string of hearts and complimented the lovely image you sent him.

However, he was still at work, and could not totally indulge you. Not for a few hours. It was disappointing that the timing was bad. But Jade wondered if he could make something work. He parted his thighs and looked at his stiffening erection, then towards the door. No one ever came into the breakroom when it was Jade's turn. It could be intimidation stopping them. But it worked out in the merman's favor.

'Please, give me just a moment.'

You responded quickly, adding hearts and hopeful questions if you would see something from Jade. His movements were quick as he pulled out his cock, feeling it throb in his grip as he sent you a photo of it. Shamelessly giving it slow strokes in the desolate breakroom.

His break had ended in the bat of an eye as he began to calm down and he tucked his member away with a sigh. Jade washed his hands and donned his gloves with his phone tucked into his pants pocket. He has a few more hours left of his shift. But hopefully you can find a way to keep yourself busy with that picture.

Floyd Leech

Floyd rolled onto his side, staring tiredly at his phone screen. He was bored. Extremely bored. Jade had slipped away elsewhere for the night so there was no one for Floyd to bombard with his need for entertainment. Except you.

Your body clock and his always managed to sync up, so he decided to shoot you a quick text. Short and sweet as he began to roll onto his back with a mischievous smile forming.

‘u up?’

He knew you were. But that wasn’t the point. He wanted to see if you would play 8 ball with him, or let him come over for the rest night. Even if it was 1am. You responded almost immediately saying you were awake. But apparently you were in the middle of something. The response was too vague for Floyd’s liking and he began to press you for the details.

‘doin wat? its late at nite.’

He wasn’t too pleased with your evasiveness, but you finally cracked and told him the truth. You were in the middle of masturbating. Floyd was stunned, but it didn't take him long to recover. A smirk spread across his face as he began to kick away his blankets. A hand now slipping into his pajama pants.

'y didnt u say sooooo?'

A winking emoji followed the text as he gently massaged his cock beneath the thin flannel fabric. You were the smartest person ever. Why didn't he think of this?! Maybe he could ask you to get on a call. Or better yet; invite him over. You could masturbate together and it would feel even better in person. As Floyd began to harden and his moans began to escape, he nudged his pajama pants down his thighs. His cock sprang free, smacking against his torso and leaving a spider silk string of pre-cum behind. He needed to convince you to let him come over of course.

He asked you to give him just a second before opening his camera. It was accidental when he set the option to record. But Floyd decided this was much better for the both of you. Why settle for just a picture? He was much louder with his moans as he stroked himself slowly for the camera. Paying close attention to each twitch and throb, even occasionally jerking his hips into his fist. He couldn't help but whimper your name as he began to move faster. He suddenly stopped the video and sent it to you, struggling to stop himself from continuing.

How long has it been since he's done something like this?

He gnawed at his lower lip as you began to send him a string of excited texts. Yeah, he really wants to come over now.

#Show Me Somethin' #azul ashengrotto smut #floyd leech smut #jade leech smut #azul ashengrotto x reader #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #azul ashengrotto x yuu #floyd leech x yuu #jade leech x yuu

[galesdevoteewife]

Camp decoration pt 2. OF COURSE the brainrot didn't go missing. Sculpture checked ✓ Painting checked ✓ Books are in your bag ✓ Music played by itself ✓ Your str 8 girl is trying her very best to cheer you up Gale <3 I hope you know you are very deeply loved <333

And did anyone say our wizard would love his lavender scented bath?

HE GOT IT.

(Come to think of it, I actually have no idea how Gale would react if his partner is gift spamming/spoiling him?? I couldn't recall seeing any reference from the game hmmm... any suggestions? ideas?)

#gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale romance #gale x tav #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 act 2 spoilers

[heartfullofleeches]

Fell in love with quirky murderbot so here's a quirky murderbot Yan that may or may not just want to kill you (tw: death mentions/idolization)

A bath at six in the morning.

You never had the time or energy for it before...

The water was nice. Not too hot, not too cold; pealing the spell of sleep off you at a temperature ideal for a peaceful rise. Enmeshed with first light of the waking sun, the water captures its amber glow - sunken petals at your feet shaded in the afterglow. It smelled faintly of lavender, and a colleague of lesser offenders you couldn't tell. Citrus?... Vanilla? You can't recall a time when your skin has felt smoother - so you don't bother to ask. You know better than to.

The door opens. You lower your knees as the latching stand of a tray attaches to the arms of the tub. Yogurt peers up at you from its bowl with a blueberry smile and sliced banana eyes. A flower vase, and a pair of headphones are its offering to you. A yellow smiley face sticker is plastered to the glass' side.... It shines your spoon before setting it on the tray.

"Brought you leetle snack to keep you steady til you get out. Studies show everything in it boosts mood and happiness levels in humans. I also brought you some headphones so that my outbursts don't effect you while I'm preparing breakfast."

You blow air into the water as you sink deep. "Mhm...."

Your observer gasps. "By my calculations, you seem more relaxed than usual this morning." Does that mean my services have acceptable this morning?"

Here it comes. "I guess."

"You are... satisfied with my work and efforts?"

"Yes."

"... Gonna smile for me?"

"nah."

A knife clatters to the floor.

"I spent nine hours.... "

You put on the headphones as you ease against the floor of the tub.

"9 FUCKING HOURS GETTING THAT PANSY SCHTICK DOWN PACK. DO U KNOW HOW FUCKIN' HARD THAT IS FOUR ME?!?! I GET ROBOT PTSD EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THOSE MANUALS."

"At least you spoke proper English."

"I ran you a bath and didn't plant one of my eyes in the cabinet this time .... BE HAPPY FOUR ONE SEC AND LET ME KILL YOU ALREADY GOD DAMN IT!"

The world is full of too many unfortunate people. Scornful and bitter; miserable and hopeless. It much be such a pain for those people to exist in place unfit for them - when a solution was right around the corner, but they're too damaged to ever see it. You can't be down, if The moto engraved into the mechanized heart of every bot sent out by the Happy Dayz corporation to this prevalent threat to society. They could be anyone you know.

"DOWN3R 4L3RT!!!!!! THR0UGH M0D3R4T10N 4ND H34VY CONSIDERATION, Y0U [Y/n], H4V3 B33N T4RG3T3D 4S 4 D0WN3R. TH3 0NLY CUR3 1S IMM3DIATE T3RM1N4T10N AS T0 4V01D WIDESPREAD INF3CT10N OF THE DISEASE. IF YOU BELIEVE THIS IS AN ERROR, PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL WITHIN 4 HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES OF RECEIVING. TH4NKS. XOXO]

Downer - level three in their classifications and the "incurables" People who will drag themselves and everyone around them down for a crumb of self gratification. Those who drown in the rain when the sun is a reach away; never to come back to shore. Orders were to execute these individuals on sight - but everyone deserves one last chance to smile. And that's how you met D.Kay

In your utmost defense, it was nearly three when you received the email. Even if you were awake, you probably would've written it off as spam and tossed it away all the same. You didn't think of yourself as a negative person, just one with not alot to be happy for. Within those few hours before dawn came a knock at the door and your worse nightmare unveiled - wearing that damned yellow mask.

"Hiya! Name'z D.Kay! Short for somethin' I kno, but U won't be alive long nuff for me to remember. I should be slammin' ur head through a wall, but it'z ur right as a living human to get one more smile in before u croak and my job to make it happen."

That was five months ago. Five long months. Given, there were some benefits. It was their goal to make your life better after all - before ending it. They helped you get a raise, cleaned up messed they mostly made, and a slew of efforts to bring out that smile. Sure your lips may quirk up or you'll smirk a bit - but that isn't a smile. They've also thrown knives into your walls, taken over your bed and refuse to let you sleep elsewhere, and snores. There's also the whole killing you thing, but that's minor at this point.

"Aw, come on- Dyin' cain't be that bad. I'd do it if I could. U'll feel better once ur in the grave." "Smiling feels so good, u' kno. The best way to use ur muscles. Besides slitting someone's throat." "This is my first mission....I was hoping to see gutz by now."

That was as far as your relationship went until one month ago. They've been acting.. strange. They wish you good morning more days than they ask if you're ready to smile. You often wake up with their arms around you and your clothes laid out. They refuse to let you dress yourself if you're going out. They stare for hours, jumping out windows if needed to get when you notice. You didn't have many friends before, but with them around they were ghosts. If you didn't know any better it was almost like they-

"LET ME KISS YOU - WHY ARE U MAKING THIS SO HARD!"

Nevermind. Wait- "Did you say...."

D.kay's impossibly side eyes shrink, mask bleeding red. "I SAID KILL. K-I-L-L. WHY WOULD I EVER BE DOWN BAD FOR A DOWNER?"

"Then why haven't you killed me yet?"

All at once their tantrum stops. It's the shortest to date. Their head dips back as if pulling the most dramatic of eye rolls. "Protocol.. U know that."

"I read the manual. If a downer refuses your olive branch you have permission to kill them and return immediately."

D.kay doesn't say a word, face still beat red from their slip up. Their hands twitch. Seething, they snatch the spoon from the tray. "Good luck without this. Enjoy your bath."

They slam the door as they leave, sinking again it. Hearing the water remain still, they pull their legs to their chest and kick the wall, hold back enough to prevent another hole. They always come when you're upset - why can't you do anything right? They pull a photo from their pocket. The photo. A picture of someone who looks so much like you it's scary, but they could never be you. They're smiling. It's small - a blip compared to the cheesy grins of everyone surrounding them, but it's still a smile. The best they've ever seen. Something feels wrong whenever they look between you and that person. Maybe they're broken too.

#yandere oc #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere headcanons #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere blurb #yandere drabble #yandere android #yandere robot #D.kay my oc