#lawyers help

[mikayesha]

Unecessary Feelings

#ace attorney #ace attorney shitpost #miles edgeworth #mitsurugi reiji #wrightworth #nrmt #narumitsu #also yes he's wearing his suit in bed #was he getting dressed for work? did he wore it in his sleep? who knows #this is a cry for help #aa #can we consider this as... art? #HAS ANYONE DONE THIS BEFORE PLS TELL ME #ok i wont delet LMFAO I LOVE EVERYBODY #the amount of gay lawyer simulator hashtags i saw under this is so fckgifnh funnymgood LAWD

[soot-spite]

'Only a massive fucking pussy bitch cringe baby man would send me to jail.' I say, staring the judge dead in the eyes. The courtroom falls silent, all eyes on the judge. He is sweating as he raises the gavel. 'Not guilty' the verdict has been given. I'm a free man.

#oh you're sending me to prison? #only a murderer would send another murderer to prison #is that what you are? #trial #courtroom #shitpost #would this actually work please i need answers #lawyers help #the only real judge is god and i know damn well he killed some hoes #yeah #i'm so tired #my girlfriend is calling me crazy but she's never been to court for murder charges so what does she know #i have also never been a murderer :)

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Not to sound overly optimistic or idealist but watching all of these countries and peoples that suffered under colonial violence for years like South Africa, Ireland, Brazil etc. team up to prosecute zionists for their crimes is actually the most powerful and hopeful shit I've seen in a while. A new world really is possible and it's already happening.

#btw i'm aware ireland as a country isn't doing anything (shame on them) #i meant like there's irish lawyers helping prosecute israel

[aardvaark]

how do clients even find the leverage team? i mean the glimpses we get are vague like "i found them on the internet". bro what were your search terms

#leverage #leverage tv #boolean search: i need legal help -lawyer -reputable -qualified #wren speaks

[bet-on-me-13]

Two-Face is a Liminal

So! Harvey Dent was splashed in the face with pure Acid, strong enough to instantly melt and burn off half of his Face.

He definitely nearly died from that, if not from the Blood Loss then from the Infections and Chemical Poisoning that you would expect. Now, since he didn't actually die he didn't become a Ghost, but multiple factors led to Harvey becoming a Liminal.

He was born in Gotham, a city with a very high Ecto Level, his attack was one filled with many extremely powerful emotions, and near death experiences tend to draw Ectoplasm to the location.

It makes sense doesn't it?

The sudden Split Personality, that's his Traumatized Ghost Side and his Barely hanging oon Human Side conflicting. It got so bad he developed DID.

His Obsession with the Coin is his Literal Ghostly Obsession. In Life he was always preaching about how "Crime always pays, its fate" so now he relies on Fate to make decisions.

Harvey Dent is a Liminal Human, parading around as a Villain in Gotham.

Imagine his surprise when Danny shows up at his Base, asking for a Lawyer? Apparently he needs help with a Legal Case of some sort.

What are these, Anti Ecto Acts?

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Harvey Dent is a Liminal #Two Face is a Liminal #Danny needs help with a Court Case #He decided that any big act of rebellion might just go wrong for him #So he is going to go about this in the entirely legal way #Danny is playing by their rules now #And he needs help #So he goes to find the best Liminal Lawyer he knows of #Harvey Dent didn't know he was a Liminal #But at least now he and Two Face can communicate on a more level playing field #Two Face is the Liminal Half that lacks human emotion #He didn't really know that what he was doing was wrong and was confused as to why Harvey was so against it

[ingravinoveritas]

David is absolutely sticking his arse out more than necessary in that first pic, and I am at peace with that...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #rex is not your lawyer #big twink energy #tell me you've had gay sex without telling me you've had gay sex #even the ancient Greeks are looking at this right now like 'Dude...' #also god help us all if Michael ever sees these pictures #there's something slutty in the state of Denmark #and giving off major bottom vibes #and it's David Tennant #amazing

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Court case for the jokers punishment

So the joker got an infection and eventually kicked the bucket

Bruce is nutral if a little sad

Jason is pissed he couldn't kill him

And all of the other batfam are releived that the jokers not out and about anymore, and atleast the family fight on the joker ends

During a family meeting to discuss the jokers death a Lazarus pit opened up and a...butler? Servent? Footman? Who knowes! someone in a suit...

Oh and he was floating off the ground and translucent

The batfam were on high alert and instant attack mode, damian tried to stab the guy and ended up tumbling through him

Bruce walked up and intended to intimidate him, but the guy walked through him...and right for jason

:you are jason todd, correct

:why do'you care

:you are the jason todd killed by the joker and reserected by currupted ectoplasm, correct

:my death is none of your business!

:mr todd, as a victem of the joker you are entiteled to a say in the jokers punishment

The whole room got quiet, jason was freaking out but...also calm. The pit was reacting to this guy like...comradery? Companionship? It wasent negative but not positive either

Bruce was still trying to intimidate the guy into giving them answers

Tim and dick were just staring

and damian was making another swing with his sword

:w-what do you mean, jokers punishment ???

The guy pulled out a seat and told everyone to sit, he pulled out a file and put it in front of jason, bruce went to grab it but the guy slapped his hand away

:only mr todd and trusted members of the ghost kings high court may read it

That was the first time he acknowledged bruce and he didnt like being ignored, jason couldn't hold in his chuckle at B getting frustrated

Slowly jason picked up the file and began to read, the paper on the top was a basic file of jason todd before he died, age,school, adoption date, birth place basic things though the thing that stood out was the words at the bottom

Cause of death: joker

Following it was the date, time, wepon and location of his death

He flipped to the next page and saw a similar file to robin, the day he started training, his first day out, how he met bruce, an analysis of his fighting gear from that time, his patrol rout

And at the bottom was the same thing with the same information

Cause of death: joker

Jason was starting to worry why he wasent freaking out about this file he was kinda a numb giddy if that made sense, the batfam were all looking at him expectingly and the butler guy was just watching him

:why are you watching me??

: oh, you see, some ghosts tend to...loose themselves a bit when confronted with...sensitive information, I'm just making sure you wont panic

That got a look from dick and tim, bruce just "hmm"ed and damian was still glaring at the guy

Jason turned to the next page and saw another thing like the last pages, except this one was much more recent, age, height, the day he came back to the public eye,

But there was alot more concerning writing

Death date, date of reserection, level of corruption, death age, core growth, manifested abilities

Jason gave a look to the guy but didnt freak out, though everyone at the table saw the look and was starting to get concerned, jason didnt know what to make of the information let along what it ment

He turned the page and saw one for red hood, age, number of wepons, occupation, date he made his davew, number of times he tried to kill the joker, ect;

Jason tried to ignore all the things that stood out and gave him a sinking feeling and the pit had an...odd reaction

He flipped a page and rather than another log thing there were pictures, mostly id photos and things accessible to the public, but there were also alot of photos that looked like tim took them when he was playing watchdog

He flipped the page and read the following:

You jason todd, due to the crimes and atrocities commiced to you by john, kur aka:the joker

One week after the jokers death he will be tryed and condemed for his actions, and dispite the unusual circumstances surounsing your existence you are entiteled to a say in how the joker is punished

Due to your previous and current occupation you have much more sway over the outcome of the trial then most of his other victmes though they will still have their say

You will not be forced to attend any trial or judgement, as this selecting processes is voluntary and you may reject having any involvement in the case of the jokers soul, condemnation or punishment

And dew to your unique standing with parties that for whatever reason (the big bad bat, you know who) may want to joker to get a lighter sentence than diserved the batman will not have nor get any power or say over the conditions of the joker. he will not have any say and you do not have to lisen to him on any matters concerning this trial

I thank you for your time and any question you may have berry( the ghost who delivered this to you) will answer any and all questions

High king of the infinet realms: phantom

P.S: most people in the infinite realmes kinda have a grudge against the batman so don't be shocked if berry dose something to him

Jason closed the file, handed it back to berry and just...sat there for a good 5 minutes

:mr todd do you have any questions you need answering

l:... I've been out of the loop d'ya think you could...give the the details of...whatevers going on...and what court trial for the jokers soul?

:ah i can do that mr todd.

So 24 hours ago the joker passed away, dew to the ambient ectoplasm in gothem he bacame a ghost in the infinite realms

At jasons confused look he said he'd explain later

:the high king of the infinet realms immediately had his soul captured and he is currently waiting for his trial

The joker has killed alot of people in the infinite realms and they want their pound of fleash, and king phantom is beyond willing to give it to them

So anyone willing is going to his trial next week to condem him

You were killed by the joker and are under unique circumstances, in fact it was up in the air weather to let you have a say or not, but you were dead and thus entitled to a say in his punishment

Because you fought the joker and died to protect gothem you have a larger sway over the outcome than most

:... so what your saying is... i can fuck over the joker even when hes dead?

:yes

:hhahaha hell yeah!!!

Jason jumped up and started laughing like a lunitic, now it made sence why the pit was giddy, it knew he'd finally get his pound of fleash and B couldn't do shit!!!

Batman: that cant be fair

: whyever not

: he's already dead just let him rest

:after all the things he's done...never

: he's already been punished leave him be

That was the wrong thing to say as berry jumped out of the chair, knocking it over and jamming the table into the rest of the batfams ribs

:HES BEEN PUNISHED, WHAT WAY HAS HE BEEN PUNISHED

:he die-

:WE ALL DIED!! HE'S DIED, I'VE DIED, HELL YOU'VE DIED! That dose not excuse his crimes! Besids! What do you think he'd do in the infinite realms! Think you egotistical furrie a madman with no punishment, developing powers and access to multiple universes! Its a disaster waiting to happn you idiot

:it's still unfair, i will stop it

: how moron! you have no say in this you are naither a victme or a trusted member of the high kings court, you have no power

:then I'll talk to this king

:*snort* sure you will...mr todd do you have anymore questions?

Jasons giddiness froze at being put on the spot so suddenly he froze mid-cackle and had to stand properly before he answered berrys question

J: uhh... how to i get to the trial, thing on the right time

: a servent will escourt you,AND ONLY YOU, to the event. Good day and fuck you!!

Berry opened a portal, stepped through and gave bruce the finger

Everyone kinda stared at where the portal was, jason was the one to break the silence by giggling

: hahaha i still get to fuck over the joker and, for once, you can't stop me, later you egotistical furrie

Jason ran to his bike and floored it out of the batcave, he has to plan

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #batman #dc #jason todd #ghost king danny #joker #joker goes on trial #batfam #the batfam #jason is lawyer-ing up #hebmay not know what the highest punishment is bur he'll damn wellake sure the joker gets it #he calls in favers and gathers all the evidence to fuck him over #batman is trying to get Constantine to help him get into contact with this king #Constantine runs for the hills #between jason paying him a visit and the threat of offending thw newly crowned ghost king #hes not going anywhere near the batfams bullstit #the infinet realms had a grudge against the batman #he robbed them of justice once #like hell hes doing it again #danny can already feel the headake coming

[rafescurtainbangz]

Whatever this face is makes me fucking feral

#his teeth are so nice #why #I know that's weird #i can't help it #sue me #call my lawyer #rafe cameron #drew starkey #rafe cameron smut #outer banks #rafe cameron x smut #drew starkey smut #rafecore

[scrimblyscrorblo]

I believe I had a vision, these are rough sketches lol

Giyuu deserves a cravat, I think it’s nice and Sanemi is the most terrifying prosector you’ve ever met

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #artists on tumblr #demon slayer art #giyuu tomioka #kny giyuu #kny tomioka #tomioka giyuu #sanemi #sanemi shinazugawa #kny sanemi #sanemi shinaguzawa #sanegiyuu #ace attorney #ace attorney au #lawyer au #tanjiro kamado #demon slayer tanjiro #tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba #kny tanjirou #tanjiro and Nezuko are judicial assistants #that he begs to be judicial assistant to help clear his sister’s name #sanegiyuu have a long term rivalry like vets are being passed around #they have an actual competition

[shaxza]

#dahlia hawthorne #ace attorney #phoenix wright #dahlia x phoenix #alexa play dark red by steve lacy #my art #since i dont want to make a dedicated post let me use my notes to vent about how much i love dahlia conceptually and how much i wish AA + #writers weren't sexist #dahlia was given the shittiest set of cards when she was a kid and she was a victim of grooming by that terry loser #she is CONSTANTLY objectified and sexualised and i think her design as a skinny young looking individual makes it even more distasteful #but i think it works if the writers could have done something with that #what i love about dahlia and phoenix's relationship is the contrast - phoenix needs to see people as innocent before jumping to help them v #dahlia who has if you think about it is innocent to a degree given how fucked up her childhood was #dahlia could have been a great case study into compassion for phoenix as she has hurt him directly but in his role as a lawyer he has to se #past certain flaws so justice can be served #and it can PUSH his understanding of what is “guilty” #yes dahlia killed people but also i choose to believe her worldview was severely warped by her enviornment and she's a product of it #or if they wanted to make her a villain and stick with it i think as a rival ro phoenix she should have been a cautionary tale #of what happens when you never learn to move beyond the shitty hand youve been dealt with and live non judgementally #anyways ^_^

[cheeseeatinggoblin]

the defense is not having it!

(re-draw from one year ago!)

#ace attorney #klavier gavin #apollo justice #apollo justice ace attorney #klapollo #lawyer game #these idiots will be the end of me #klapollo hasnt left my brain in 16 months send help

[simplepotatofarmer]

i'm going to say that doxxing is a serious thing involving private info being posted publicly online without permission and i really, really wish that the community had taken it seriously a year ago.

#sorry but that shit traumatized me #having to get a lawyer to be like 'please help i'm being doxxed and harassed over a block game' #anyway. #that is the only thing i'm going to say because i have i personal experience with it. and i've always been disappointed in the community. #also support unions <- anarchist speaking #loyal talks about stuff and things #fandom critical

[pharawee]

Jam Rachata as TINN & Film Thanapat as CHARN —LAWS OF ATTRACTION | Episode 1

#laws of attraction #laws of attraction the series #film thanapat #jam rachata #filmjam #lawsofattractionedit #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #thai bl #my edits. #i had to watch this without subs but it was surprisingly easy to follow #from what i've heard the iqiyi subs aren't of much help anyway #anyway this is triple A lakorn territory and I love it #not the stuck watch/button scene mirroring the stuck sleeve scene in khun chai 🤣 #goodest man accidentally falling for world's most amoral lawyer

[starkholme]

"Lifestyle of superhero whose whole life is saving the world, work in a mundane job and you?"

Kacy but make it Supergirl AU

This is specially for my friend who insisted me to watch NCIS: Hawai'i because she was in love with Kacy and she's also a big Supercorp stan 🫶

#kacy #lucy tara #kate whistler #lucy x kate #kate x lucy #kacy prompt #kacy AU #Supergirl! Lucy Tara #Lena Luthor! Kate Whistler #I know the obvious thing would be to Kate being Supergirl because she's tall and blonde #and Lucy is a rich brunette with family issues so she fits Lena better #BUT LISTEN TO ME #tbh it's much better Lucy opening up about everything she left behind in Krypton #as well as her feeling alone with the family that adopted her and how she'd probably felt like an outsider her whole life #and I want Lucy to hold Kate like she weights nothing #And Lucy is from Texas so yeah she's totally the girl who went to the city to free helself from her family #but she stays good and wants to help everyone #I'm also accepting Kate being like a CEO of a big lawyer company because WHY NOT

[nothingbizzare]

He is fighting for the trans rights in Italy and Florida !!!!

Lawyer fugo au by @sboopie !!!

Original :

#nothingbizzare art #I HAD THIS ON MY MIND FOR SOOOO MUCH TIME I NEED HELP #MY MID TERM FINAKS ARE DISTROYING ME #FUGO PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF HIS HUSBAND DHGFHFJHHVJ #jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #pannacotta fugo #lawyer fugo au #vento aureo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba part 5 #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba golden wind #jjba vento aureo #golden wind

[remi-briggs]

no you dont understand phillip cannot be a jewel thief, he cannot be a reformed criminal, as much as it pains me he cannot even be retired mi6 for he is just some guy

#he was in the grocery store and accidentally bumped into benoit #he ordered coffee and accidentally picked up the one with benoits name on it #he was in his baby-lawyer associate era and met benoit in the hallway of the law firm #stared at him a little too long while walking so he tripped and all his files went flying but benoit helped him pick them up #he was just some guy #but benoit took one look #and said 'i want this one' #so he married him #the real post happens in the tags #it is so important to me i will go feral #phillip some guy blanc #and benoit worlds greatest detective blanc #THE couple of 2023 #glass onion #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #philloit