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sea-buns · 5 months
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The Luc and Cody Walsh parallel is too strong. Can't wait to see him age 20 years instantaneously.
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thegeminisage · 2 months
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THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY breakdown
as always i am transcribing the little notes i took on my phone during the experience
the three things i knew about this film before i started were 1. valeris secret villain? some kind of mind-meld forced on spock? 2. worf's grandpa 3. kirk and bones sentenced to hard labor on planet hoth. other than that i went in blind
im glad they opened with CAPTAIN!!! sulu. i feel like he couldnt be there during filming but im so relieved he got parts anyway <3
also quite shocked to see janice rand?! god bless. she was like, i've undergone so much unbelievable bullshit. lemme get that star trek money. and then she did <3
the ship shaking in this movie was VERY realistic. the m,ost realistic yet. idk why they would have glass tecups in this situation though...maybe they just like to watch them break dramatically
uhura is still so beautiful in this movie. i don't know how she gets more beautiful in every star trek thing she appears in but she did it 6 times in a row. queen
first cry of the evening was when spock showed up but it was a SHORT cry because i had just cried about him in tng two days ago.
loved his little domestic spat with kirk at the beginning. the giant space between them. doing it in public. the absolute death glares. who's in the woodshed NOW (sorry for saying woodshed)
kirk being racist was an unexpected detail but i get it. you gotta have somebody being racist to nail home this story's message or whatever. i just figured it'd be bones. then again the klingons didn't kill his kid
that one bald klingon who kept eyefucking everybody he looked at. king. i know the phrase eyefucking is out of date because we overused it but there is simply no other way to describe it. he was there to leer at men suggestively and recite a batshit amount of shakespeare. and he did a great job
i had so much fun playing spot the tng set. they kept those rooms SO dark so we wouldn't recognize them but i did anyway.
the anti-gravity scene was SO so so so cool and good. like, the 90s cgi purple pepto bismol blood took me out of it a little but we have been saying every time something fucked up their little ship "how is the gravity still on rn." and the answer, always, is "it's on bc no-grav scenes cost money." FINALLY we got a no gravity scene. such a profound sense of both awe and closure
the violence was shockingly gorey too. like we had severed arms and real blood flying everywhere. idk that any of the trek i've watched so far has been quite that explicit
the scene where bones tries to save the klingon high chancellor. 10/10. bones the healer begging to be allowed to save lives. him jumping straight up onto that table and straddlign that man. him digging his hands into all that klingon blood. what a fine moment. it was a little homoerotic of that guy to grab kirk in the spiderman kiss pose as he was dying too
sarek cameo <3 it felt weird to see him alive right after he died
i did wonder why they didn't just have saavik in this film instead of valeris...i guess that saavik fans would have been mad if the send-off for the character was to make her a backstabber. but it would have felt more believable that spock be blind to her passions because she was also his protege. it also would've made the mind meld (WHICH. WOW. GETTING TO THAT) all the more tragic. valeris does a great spock eyebrow but she's not as compelling as saavik and she doesn't have the backstory so even if i hadn't had the spoilers i would have suspected her
things i didnt like: that one colonel guy saying terrorism and mr scott saying bitch. watch your mouth, gentleman.
the trial was fine (i still have trial fatigue) but i find it hard to believe klingons dont have tear ducts. what if they get something in their eyes? i loved seeing worf. i loved bones's little arthritis joke. frail little old waif of a man <3
kirk getting his ass handed to him over his personal logs is why you don't make personal logs. even funnier: their thing where they were like yeah but he has a record of [lists 1000000 crimes kirk has committed]. that was funny because it was true.
i love when they put dogs in costumes
bones collapsing in that blizzard was my ONE AND ONLY HOPE for this movie. i needed him to do it so bad so i could round out my collection and he did not let me down. true consistency. authenticity. king behavior. me when i go north fr
unexpected: both the cigar and the hot alien lady. i don't know what either of them were even doing there. she literally macked on kirk right in front of bones's salad. idk if we can count this as a close encounter though considering how short it was
i loved kirk's little fight where he nutshotted the alien. and their little prison outfits. and them snuggling up on bed together to stay warm <3 also bones being like and one day PFFFT kobayashi maru, that's it! quintessential bones behavior.
AMANDA GRAYSON RELATED TO SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE??? cmon.
mixed feelings about the shapeshifter. double kirks was great (once again: william shatner plays a woman) and hilarious especially when they smooshed poor bones. double especially when she was like yeah well i bet you always wanted to kiss yourself anyway. that little girl giving kirk a saucy wink was maybe less fun. it would have been a close encounter if they'd fucked i guess
spirk talking in the hall and their faces were soooo close together
spock's forced mind meld: i thought this was something done TO him, not something HE DID. imagine my shock. there's a little mirror spock in him after all. it was absolutely fucking ruthless. i have a little pet theory that everyone in the mirrorverse is really the same - it's only their circumstances that turned them into monsters. it's not always viable and it's not always as fun as them just being evil and edgy, but this does lend it evidence <3
spock "i've been dead before" absolute king.
the conference at khitomer!!!! the foreshadowing.........
spirk's conversation in spock's quarters in the dark...mwah. "the night is young" "i find that remark insulting" "i need you" i wish they had talked about valeris but this was still really good. bones should have been there.
TORPEDO SURGERY! IT'S AN AOS REFERENCE! aos bones is a damsel because he couldn't operate on the torpedo.
loved kirk's GET DOWN MRS OBAMA moment and he got to have one twice in a row and then pull the mask off that guy like he was a scooby doo villain. incredible.
you've restored my father's faith / you've restored my son's...wah. i didn't really care about david but i'm glad he got closure about it or whatever.
then the klingon slow clapping. incredible.
spock cussing and saying go to hell <3
"soon the enterprise will have a new crew" yeah a worse one. i did like the switch from no man to no one though during that final monologue. just subtle enough <3
I DID CRY AGAIN AT THE END.....................it was a very sweet ending. second star to the right and straight on til morning. i'm glad sulu got to say goodbye even on webcam he was such a g this film. i'm gonna miss them SO MUCH.
i now know spock's ENTIRE LIFE STORY except whatever happens in snw that i dont care about <3 if i wasnt busy it would have huge fanfic potential. give me time i guess.
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candelasobscuras · 1 year
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fuck me when Siobhan started singing Auld Lang Syne for Kugrash... I knew what was going to happen and yet i’m still crying about it.
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dengswei · 8 months
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you see they are everything to me
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regina-cordium · 2 years
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i need murph to stop saying “juicy cockroach”
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fakem00n · 4 months
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HORNY SPIDER RETURNS WE WIN THESE
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punkbarbarian · 1 year
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everybody shut the fuck up i’ve wanted this for years. fuck. d20 fairytale horror season real
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figuerocks · 3 years
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“dude I don’t rat people out. I’m not even gonna mention this to pete. I’m not gonna mention it to him for three years and that’s where we’re at right now.”
“dude, I love that.”
these are the funniest people on the planet
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kristenbeeapples · 3 years
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kingston 🤝 fabian: not wanting to be picked up or carried by their allies
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aquynh · 2 years
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seeing that the uncanny counter tag is full of so mun/shin hyukwoo and u know what im just glad theyre leaving hana out of this KDNEKFBNF
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gorgugplushie · 3 years
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I got so distressed when Ricky said his priority was keeping the city safe and then he said that included Pete for him and I was like YEAAAAAH THATS MY GUY
YEAH YEAH AND THEN ESTHER AGRESS W KINGSTON..... EERGEHEGRHERGEH
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esthersinclair · 3 years
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NEXT WEEK IS THE FINALE????!
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thegeminisage · 2 months
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ONE HOUR UNTIL SPOCK MOVIE.
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candelasobscuras · 1 year
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The “trial” scene in Feasts & Families in tuc2 is SO PAINFUL to watch. Brennan is doing such a masterful job at using what the party did against them (cause hey, things have consequences) and it is so so so hard to watch.
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hazelcallahan · 3 years
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bjs on twitter have convinced so many people who have never watched cr that the show is homophobic for not doing beauj*s. when fj kissed i saw a bunch of tweets like "good thing i never got into cr, the gays loose again" and "damn cr sucks for pulling back on the wlw plot" bc their only exposure to the show is bjs whining about their made up retcon. it sucks and it's crazy to me that so many people think cr legit qu*erbaited just bc some peoples lesbian headcanon for one character didnt turn out while ignoring two actual canon lesbians in a beautiful relationship
i truly think the wildest assertion that they make is that jester isnt straight and that this was a retcon. she is so goddamn straight you just cant separate headcanon from canon
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regina-cordium · 2 years
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i forgot they straight up considered finding a way to just. tamp down pete’s magic.
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