#lb withdraws

[elitehoe]

Kenny, Matt and Nick are going to serve so much cunt on Saturday I can feel it in my god damn bones

#pure fucking disastrous fashion will be served #i hope the gear is so obnoxiously loud flashy and annoying #i want all the dramatics to heal me from the withdrawals i went through #kenny omega #nick jackson #matt jackson #the elite #aew #aew lb

[rox-reads]

FUCK you coil!

#worm #parahumans #worm lb #worm27 #interlude 8 #shes constantly in withdrawal :(

[starshipoftheseus]

no kraken hockey until the 9th... how's a man supposed to sustain himself under these conditions

#im having withdrawals!! where are my hockey guys!! #kraken lb

[waggle100]

The Goalie Hug™ better return in the playoffs

#bruins lb #im gonna develop withdrawal #fill-ins are cute but NOT THE SAME #its just better when its swaymark

[thephoenixreaper]

I be wanting to watch Smackdown but then I'm hit with the reality that I have to deal with Corey for the second time this week instead my boy Pat McAfee.

#when is he coming back? I'm already having withdrawals #wwe #smackdown lb #smackdown liveblog #wwe smackdown #smackdown #pat mcafee

[probayern]

hi hello i'm here i can't believe this is the last time we're gonna see these clowns for two and a half months

#i'm going to go into withdrawal #bayern lb

[pepsi-maxwell]

wait, ftr and wardlow speaking?

spears tweeting today??

is it a sign

#aew lb #i am reading so much into shit right now mjf withdrawal in critical state

[cabinetduo]

this stream is just sunny getting donowalled over and over 😔

#hopefully she stays on prayge #ive been having sunny withdrawals #lb

[cryptidofthekeys]

there was no bray or uncle howdy

brain is now desolate

#Chase liveblogs some wrasslin #wwe smackdown lb #i know its gone off jghddgsfk but it still gets the tags #but brain is desolate... withdrawal... i am going- to look at plushies and things to fill the void

[starscelly]

my bad eyesight vs trying to read the jersey numbers in light blue

my motion sickness vs this weird ass moving camera

#which one will make me tap out first #probably neither #experiencing stars hockey withdrawals i’ll take the crumbs i can get #asg lb

[elitehoe]

ELITE GIRLIES FULL GEAR WE IN THIS BITCH

#its been a rough and long two months #i want all the dramatics to heal me from the withdrawals i went through #waiting for my husband and his boyfriends i'm very fond of to come home from war #saturday about to be lit as fuck #nick jackson #matt jackson #kenny omega #the elite #aew #aew lb

[jaybug-jabbers]

Gelatopod - Ice/Fairy

(Vanilla-Caramel Flavor is normal, Mint-Choco is shiny)

Artist - I adopted this wonderful fakemon from xeeble! So I decided to make up a full list of game data, moves, lore, etc. for it. Enjoy! :D

Abilities - Sticky Hold/Ice Body/Weak Armor (Hidden)

Pokedex Entries

Scarlet: Gelatopod leaves behind a sticky trail when it moves. A rich, creamy ice cream can be made from the collected slime.

Violet: At night, it uses the spike on its shell to dig into the ground, anchoring itself into place. Then it withdraws into its shell to sleep in safety.

Stats & Moves

BST - 485

HP - 73

Attack - 56

Defense - 100

Special Attack - 90

Special Defense - 126

Speed - 40

Learnset

Lvl 1: Sweet Scent, Sweet Kiss, Aromatherapy, Disarming Voice

Lvl 4: Defense Curl

Lvl 8: Baby Doll Eyes

Lvl 12: Draining Kiss

Lvl 16: Ice Ball

Lvl 21: Covet

Lvl 24: Icy Wind

Lvl 28: Sticky Web

Lvl 32: Dazzling Gleam

Lvl 36: Snowscape

Lvl 40: Ice Beam

Lvl 44: Misty Terrain

Lvl 48: Moonblast

Lvl 52: Shell Smash

Friendship Level Raised to 160: Love Dart (Signature Move)

Egg Moves

Mirror Coat, Acid Armor, Fake Tears, Aurora Veil

Signature Move - Love Dart

Learned when Gelatopod's friendship level reaches 160 and then the player completes a battle with it

Type - Fairy, Physical, Non-Contact

Damage Power - 20 PP - 10 (max 16) Accuracy - 75%

Secondary Effect - Causes Infatuation in both male and female pokemon. Infatuation ends in 1-4 turns.

Flavor Text - The user fires a dart made of hardened slime at the target. Foes of both the opposite and same gender will become infatuated with the user.

TM Moves

Take Down, Protect, Facade, Endure, Sleep Talk, Rest, Substitute, Giga Impact, Hyper Beam, Helping Hand, Icy Wind, Avalanche, Snowscape, Ice Beam, Blizzard, Charm, Dazzling Gleam, Disarming Voice, Draining Kiss, Misty Terrain, Play Rough, Struggle Bug, U-Turn, Mud Shot, Mud-Slap, Dig, Weather Ball, Bullet Seed, Giga Drain, Power Gem, Tera Blast

Other Game Data

Gender Ratio - 50/50

Catch Rate - 75

Egg Groups - Fairy & Amorphous

Hatch Time - 20 Cycles

Height/Weight - 1'0''/1.3 lbs

Base Experience Yield - 170

Leveling Rate - Medium Fast

EV Yield - 2 (Defense & Special Defense)

Body Shape - Serpentine

Pokedex Color - White

Base Friendship - 70

Game Locations - Glaseado Mountain, plus a 3% chance of encountering Gelatopod when the player buys Ice Cream from any of the Ice Cream stands

Notes

I'm not a competitive player, but I did my best to balance this fakemon fairly and not make it too broken. Feel free to give feedback if you have any thoughts!

I have a huge bias for Bug Pokemon since they're my favorite type, and at first I wanted to make it Bug/Ice, since any intervebrate could be tossed into the 'Bug' typing. But ultimately I decided to keep xeeble's original idea of Ice/Fairy. There's precedent of food-themed pokemon being Fairy type, and Ice/Fairy would be very interesting due to its rarity (only Alolan Ninetails has it). Its type weaknesses are also slightly easier to handle than Bug/Ice imo

The signature move is indeed based on real love darts, I could not resist something that fascinating being made into a Pokemon move, even if the real games may possibly shy away from the idea. (Honestly it could be argued "Love Dart" is based on Cupid's arrow so Gamefreak might actually get away with making a move like this though.) Its effectiveness on both males and females is a nod to snails/slugs being biological hermaphrodites. I can see this move also being learned by Gastrodon and Magcargo in Scarlet/Violet

#pokemon #fakemon #honorary bug pokemon #pokemon scarlet/violet #pokémon #ice pokemon #fairy pokemon #gen 9 #molluscs #snails #mycontent

[bethanythebogwitch]

Wet Beast Wednesday: alligator snapping turtle

This will be a shorter WBW than usual, as I forgot to prep a post in advance and am writing this on short notice. Today's topic is the alligator snapping turtle, a beast from the bayou almost looks like a dinosaur. Macrochelys temminckii is the only member of its genus and, along with the three members of the genus Chelydra, is one of the four living snapping turtle species. Some scientists suggest splitting it into three species, but this is still a matter of debate. Snapping turtles are large, predatory turtles known for their very sharp beaks, extreme bite forces, and alleged aggressiveness.

(Image ID: an alligator snapping turtle sitting on gravel. It is a large, brown turtle. Its shall has three spiked ridged running down it. The head is large and angular, with a very sharp beak. It has small, brown eyes. Its mouth is open in a threat display. End ID)

The alligator snapping turtle is one of the largest freshwater turtles in the world, surpassed only by a few species of rare Asian softshells. The alligator snapping turtle can be distinguished from the common snapping turtle, whose range overlaps with that of the alligator snapping turtle, by the three spiky ridges going down its shell. These ridges, along with its powerful jaws, are often compared to those of an alligator, hence the common name. The turtles grow through their entire lives and can reach truly huge sizes. In the wild, adult males (who are larger than females) range between 35 and 80.8 cm (13.8 to 31.8 in) in caprapace (top shell) length and weigh between 8.4 and 80 kg (19 to 176 lbs). Sometimes, a true giant will be found, usually an old male. Reported weights of giant males include 113, 107, and 135 kg (249, 236, 298 lbs). The tail is longer and thicker than in most turtles. The head is large and thick and can deliver bites with a force averaging 159 newtons. This is less than the bite force of the common snapping turtle, but still enough to bite someone's finger off. The inside of the mouth is brownish and the tongue has an appendage that looks like a worm on it. Unlike most turtles, the alligator snapping turtle cannot withdraw into its shell. The plastron (lower shell) covers less of the body than in most species and cannot cover retracted limbs, heads, or tails.

(Image ID: a close-up of the head of an alligator snapping turtle with its mouth open. The tongue is visible, which has a pink, fleshy appendage that looks like a worm. End ID)

Alligator snapping turtles live in the southeast USA in rovers, streams, and lakes, preferably with deep water. They spend most of their lives in the water, only leaving if in search of a new home or when laying eggs. They are nocturnal, but may still hunt during the day. The turtles are passive ambush predators who sit perfectly still with their mouths open and tongues exposed. The worm-like appendage on the tongue is used to attract prey, which the turtle will bite down on quickly and with extreme force. This is a form of aggressive mimicry. You may be wondering what they eat and the answer is just about anything. Fish, amphibians, and snails appear to be the most common prey, but they will also feed on crayfish, insects, snakes, worms, birds, small mammals, other turtles, and even small alligators. Basically if it can fit in the turtle's mouth, it will be eaten. While not active predators, they will dig up burrows in search of food. They also feed on carrion and will sometimes eat aquatic plants. A turtle can go 50 minutes between breaths and they sit still so much that most individuals will have a thick layer of algae growing on their shells. The algae helps them camouflage as rocks when not moving. Fishermen tales often say that alligator snapping turtles can depopulate all of the fish in a body of water, but this does not appear to be true. Adult alligator snapping turtles have no natural predators while juveniles are eaten by fish, birds, raccoons, and other snapping turtles.

(Image ID: an alligator snapping turtle underwater in an aquarium. Picture from the Smithsonian's National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute. End ID)

Mating takes place in spring, earlier in the season in more southern climates. Laying takes place around two months later. The females will leave the water and travel around 50 meters inland. The distance is to prevent the eggs from being flooded, which would kill them. She will build a nest in sandy soil and bury the eggs. No further care is provided. Clutches consist of between 8 and 60 eggs at a time. After 100-140 days, the eggs hatch. The hatchlings are fully independent and must make their own way in life. The sex of the hatchlings is determined by the temperature of the soil they are incubated in. Soil of 29-30 degrees C (84.2 to 86 F) results in primarily females, 25 to 27 C (77 to 80.6 F), results in primarily males, and anything in between results in a mix. Individuals become sexually mature after about 11-12 years. The maximum lifespan of wild turtles is unknown, but individuals in captivity can live over a century.

(Image ID: two baby alligator snapping turtles held in a person's hand. They are smaller than the person's palm, but otherwise look no different than the adults. One is on its back, displaying the small plastron. End ID)

(Image ID: alligator snapping turtles hatching in captivity. The eggs are small white spheres that look like ping-pong balls. The number 19 has been written on them in what appears to be sharpie. Several of the eggs have already hatched. In the middle of the picture, a turtle is pertially emerged from its egg. End ID

Alligator snapping turtles are classified as vulnerable by the IUCN. Their primary threat is habitat loss as wetlands are drained and dammed. They are also hunted and used as food by humans. This is common enough that some states have had to pass laws protecting the turtles. Despite being characterized as aggressive, alligator snapping turtles rarely attack humans and only in self-defense. Because they cannot retract into their shells, the turtles defend themselves by facing a potential threat with their mouths open as a warning. This has furthered its reputation as an aggressive animal. Because the turtles take so long to reproduce, restoring populations is a very slow process. Alligator snapping turtles are sometimes used as pets, though they need expert care due to their sheer size and the potential danger of handling them. Use in the pet trade has resulted in the turtles being introduced outside of their native range. They have become an invasive species on some places, notably in southern Africa.

(Image ID: an alligator snapping turtle next to a human man. The human is holding it up by the front of the shell to show its size. End ID)

#wet beast wednesday #alligator snapping turtle #snapping turtle #turtle #freshwater biology #biology #ecology #zoology #reptile #animal facts

[emmmsie]

I wanted to share this. This is my boyfriend, best friend, the love of my life, my world Justice. He’s struggled so much in his childhood and his adult life. He’s been kicked out of his home before, neglected, abused, ignored, treated like garbage and much more… his own parents have called the police on him… put him in jail before… Justice has fought substance abuse, and probably been on every drug known to man….. the picture of him on the left was him before.. 2020.. he was so depressed and the drugs were causing him to lose so much weight, motivation, and spirit in his eyes. He was almost down to 89 lbs……

The picture on the right is Justice now. :) he’s fought so hard, he’s gotten off drugs, he’s fought and fought to say no to addiction now. He’s had withdrawals, and gotten physically sick for days on end . Today he is 205 lbs, muscle, smiling more, laughing everyday, and he is definitely treated like a king!

Sometimes- it’s not about having someone who’s “already self made” sometimes you fall in love with those who need just a little help, a little more love, and more reassurance! Don’t give up on those who may struggle….. Justice went through it and now he’s doing amazing. I’m so proud of him!!!!! I wanted to share his before and after with tumblr!

Justice is currently getting a letter of recommendation written for him to go down south and is waiting to be accepted into the Phoenix House in Tampa! He is someone who has struggled with drug abuse since 2013… this will be his year to finally turn his life around and get his head back on right! He is ready for his journey to get his life together and having a second chance in life! I am so proud of him!!

#my baby #boyfriend #signal boost #recovering addict #addiction #recovery #still recovering #journey #drug rehab #tw drugs #drug abuse #drug recovery #addict in recovery #say no #progress makes perfect #nobody is perfect #check on your friends #love others #proud #life lesson #love #self care #self improvement #Justice #Justice Allen #boyfriend appreciation post #trends #progress #love him #florida

[seattlekrakenyaoi]

like i don’t know what’s up with me but this is the first game i’ll be actually felt weird and bad about … i’m usually so happy and optimistic to watch. i think it’s the scratches and dunner withdrawal and trade worries and being sad about the end of the season . i’m just all depressed sorry kraken lb i’m not bringing the energy and good posts i brought the bad vibes

#kraken lb

[swiftfootedachilles]

For the trope mashup:

31. Soulmate AU and 125. Dom/Sub

absolutely obsessed with trying to find a way to combine these 2 tropes. but not in a assigned-dom/sub-at-birth way because the best part of bdsm is the trust volunteered by each party

hmm maybe there's an app that can match you to your soulmate - as long as you are both in the system. kinda like 23 And Me for soulmates, using the latest genetic technology to match users with 99.997% accuracy. jaded from yet another shitty dead-end date while trying to find his soulmate the traditional way, ian dips into his savings and signs up for the hottest soulmate-finding app. sick of her brother acting like a dick, she swabs some of his DNA off a beer bottle and enters it into the app in the hopes he finally gets laid. neither were expecting the results theyd receive a few weeks later. little did they know that for the past 2 decades, theyve been 3 city blocks and 4 juvie sentences from their soulmate

MIKHAILO ALEKSANDR MILKOVICH

POB: CHICAGO USA

DOB: 08/10/1994

SEX: M

HGT: 5'-07"

WGT: 135 lb

HAIR: BLK

EYES: BLU

TYPE: ROMANTIC, SEXUAL

ATTRIBUTES: CHOLERIC, HIGH INTENSITY, HIGH SENSITIVITY, LOW ADAPTABILITY, LOW SELF-REGULARITY, WITHDRAWING, REGULAR BIOLOGICAL RHYTHM. DOMINANCE/SUBMISSIVENESS UNKNOWN, BRAT, MASOCHIST, HEDONIST, EXPERIMENTALIST. GENETIC DISPOSITION TO SUD, ASD, FH, CAH.

IAN CLAYTON GALLAGHER

POB: CHICAGO USA

DOB: 05/09/1996

SEX: M

HGT: 6'-00"

WGT: 187 lb

HAIR: RED

EYES: GRN

TYPE: ROMANTIC, SEXUAL

ATTRIBUTES: SANGUINE/MELANCHOLIC, HIGH SENSITIVITY, HIGH PERSISTENCE, MODERATE ADAPTABILITY, APPROACHING, ALTRUISM, SEMI-IRREGULAR BIOLOGICAL RHYTHM. DOMINANCE, TAMER, OWNER/HANDLER, DADDY. GENETIC DISPOSITION TO BD I, BD II, SUD, INC TGF-β2.

#heheheeeee #i wanted to write more but this took me like 2 hours bc my brain is melted #asks #anonymous #gallavich #trope mashup #just them both being SHOCKED by the results #'wtf do you mean DADDY❓❓❓' 'lip isnt that the kid that sold crack in middle school'