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kabukipopink · 2 days
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Saw that someone who hasn't read svsss hating on it and listed "Dancing with a corpse" as one of his crimes. Like random hater that's more romantic then a crime in this case. Anyway so here's LBH dancing with SQQ's corpse.
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theladysunami · 2 days
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Consider: Fem!Shen Yuan transmigrating in to a reverse harem drama loosely based on Cinderella.
Naturally Shen Yuan ends up as the "evil" stepmom, Shen Qingqiu.
From Shen Yuan’s perspective, all she does differently from the original goods is offer a tiny bit of comfort when Binghe’s father dies, and she acts grateful instead of bitchy while making Binghe do all the household chores.
(Shen Yuan also buys "the household" top tier quality cooking implements, a great variety of cook books, and every rare ingredient and spice she remembers Binghe coveting… not to mention privately punishing the step-siblings whenever they're nasty, and "covertly" slipping Binghe all sorts of high quality but plain looking gifts… but those things surely don’t mean much.)
‘Somehow’ this results in Binghe being super territorial about chores, and not giving two shits about any of the handsome bachelor love interests. Not even the prince! In fact, Binghe is insistent on being both Shen Qingqiu’s cook and her personal maid, and seems weirdly eager to get her step siblings married off as soon as possible.
Binghe just wants everyone out of the house, and out of her hair, so she can enact her 12 step stepmother seduction plan in peace!
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notsofrozt · 3 days
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Between the overheating and LBH's puppy eyes, I don't know what's going to kill SQQ first
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miaoqing · 2 days
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i have been trying to figure out why i'm allergic to the idea of shipping shen yuan with anyone other than binghe but i think this post edited by @aphel1on explains it perfectly:
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like. who else is going to lovingly feed binghe antipsychotics and who else is going to be shen yuan's housewife from hell ??? also you saw what happened when they were Pining . Bonded Pair Do Not Separate
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wodimewoahtime · 22 hours
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the thing about ivantill is that they could only ever be about 70-80% bingqiu. bingqiu can be ivantill EASY but not the other way around
this is on no fault of ivan!!!! bro WOULD force feed his magic demon blood to keep till safe and cuddle his corpse for years!!!! the thing is that till (while he would eat yogurt and die) would NEVER be caught saying smth like "if i was your mother i would never abort you"
also till is not obsessed with ivan the way sqq is obsessed with binghe, he also doesn't have that milfish quality that would probably fix ivantill
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mercyll · 3 days
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Shen Qingqiu has two braincells, Luo Binghe and "Fuck Airplane!".
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quequeishere · 3 months
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found you, shizun.
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aphel1on · 1 month
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svsss tpmeme 4/4 (for now)
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hagelwolke · 6 months
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Bingge’s own body pillow
I’m convinced that about 80% of PIDW!LBH’s murder tendencies would be solved with a nice and warm nap with SY
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wynnnxy · 19 days
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Baobei!
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piosplayhouse · 1 month
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Mushroom body problems
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shrimpchipsss · 7 days
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number 1 binghe defender (meme redraw)
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retiredpeach · 9 months
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Binghe / Venom crossover.. or rather Xin Mo / Venom
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tatsumiboobs69 · 6 months
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scum
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vebokki · 10 months
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mornings together 🌤
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theladysunami · 13 days
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I feel there should be more post Bingge vs. Bingmei fanfics from Bingmei’s point of view.
He came upon another version of himself that, apparently, Shizun has met before???
The same Shizun who inexplicably threw Binghe into the Abyss only to mourn him immediately afterwards. Who was absolutely terrified of him in Jinlan City, and kept blaming him for everything. Who died for him only to pop up later in a replacement body Shang Qinghua helped him make. Who just so happened to know a great many things he really shouldn’t about the Holy Mausoleum.
I’m not sure what Binghe would conclude from all this (I doubt he’d come up with transmigration exactly) but you can’t tell me his Protagonist IQ didn’t come up with some very interesting, and fairly plausible, scenarios.
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