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chuunicalesimp · 2 years
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Alver, bursts the room: how is the roowon kingdom's most handsome man doing
Cale,pulls up his sunglasses: as shining as ever. Ever more radianting i'd say
Alver: wait—
Alver, blushing : that wasn't how it was supposed to go-
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murasaki-cha · 2 months
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Unapologetically one of the funniest TCF scenes in the entire novel is that one time Cale passed out during the battle on the Molden Kingdom on that maze(and he was under an illusion spell) and when he woke up Raon was screaming how he'd kill all the enemies and destroying the maze's walls, everyone was going apeshit and than Choi Han just pulls up next to Cale after seeing him wake up and he was COVERED IN BLOOD and than it just kind of went:
Cale: *staring at the chaos* ....what the-
Cale: Why is Raon screaming that he'll kill everyone? And Choi Han are you covered in blood??
Choi Han: *looks down* .... I guess
Cale: How long was I out for!?
Cale: *thinking* look at all this destruction and chaos! I must have been out for like 30 minutes at least, hours maybe-
Choi Han: *looks down on his wrist that doesn't have a watch* Around 10 minutes give or take I guess
Cale: ...... wHAT-
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fictional2dcharacters · 3 months
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Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*
Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.
Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*
Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*
Cale: still needs more spice.
Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*
Beacrox:*adds more spice*
Cale: perfect.
Beacrox:*more worried confusion*
Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*
Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*
Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?
Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?
Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*
Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.
Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.
Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?
Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*
Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!
Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.
Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!
Everyone:*confusion*
Choi Han:…
Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…
Everyone:*appalled*
Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.
Cale:*walks over to the dish*
Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*
Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*
Alberu: I am terrified of you.
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ayasenisan1713 · 4 months
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Cale in a world where strength is the most important thing: ✨I am weak✨
Also Cale when someone looks down on him in that world: *dominating aura*
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unparalleledtrash · 11 months
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"Who got you smiling like that?"
Cale: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.
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galaxygirl8880 · 4 months
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"If you wanted to make the world fall to it's knees I'd help you in every way I knew how as long as you let me stay by your side."
"...Choi han I just asked you to help harvest the carrots what-"
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I added the last bit rn because I thought it would be funny lol
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crazydaymycrazyway · 27 days
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If they're in the modern world
Cale, on phone: Hey hyung, do you have $2,500?
Alberu: Yeah, why?
Cale: I need it for an escape room
Alberu: What kind of escape room costs $2,500?!
Cale: Jail
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wandering-tides · 4 days
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LSH: Okay, what does A stand for?
KRS: Arson.
LSH: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
KRS: Barson.
CJS: *laughter*
LSH: What stands for C?
KRS: Commit arson.
CJS: Ooooo.
LSH: D!
KRS: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
CJS: *more laughter*
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blueteller · 19 days
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Cale In Lockdown Be Like:
Raon: Human, you must stop getting hurt all the time, or- or...! Cale: Or...? Raon: ...or we will lock you up in your room! With 3 meals a day! Cale: *eyes shining* You mean I wouldn't have to go outside? Choi Han: Cale-nim, no....
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xx3bvvx · 10 days
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Rereading chapter 614, and I can't stop laughing at what Raon said
Raon had made sure to remember what Cale told him since Cale had never said anything wrong other than talking about being a slacker, saying that he is going to rest, or denying the fact that he is a hero.
LAMOOOOO cale you poor bastard, even Raon doesn't believe in you slacker life 😂😂😂😂
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phantomfallacy · 1 year
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Cale Henituse: *pretends to be Jesus*
Kim Dokja: *pretends to be the devil*
Lee Kiyoung: *pretends to be Jesus but is the devil*
Kim Gongja: *is Jesus*
Lloyd Frontera: Can you guys not?
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I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:
*cale do a huuuge big shit*
Cale: hey, hyung, I-
Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness
Cale: ok your magesty🤗
*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*
Cale: hey you magesty, I-
Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung
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And that's my interpretation
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Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?
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murasaki-cha · 1 month
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The Soos embody that "childhood friends who have witnessed every embarrassing moment in each other's life and are so used to each other's bullshit they don't question any of the actions the other does anymore" energy
And I have receipts for this:
Cale: *stops the Plaza Terror Invident and coughs up blood for the first time*
Choi Jung Soo and Sui Khan: *pops party poppers* congrats to our dongsaeng he did it! Now let's cut the cake
God of Death to Choi Jung Gun: they prepared the "Congrats Cale on Fucking Up Your Slacker Life Again" banner 3 weeks ago. Cale hadn't even planned on going to the plazza yet
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God of Death: Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated and Choi Jung Soo became a wanderer
Cale: of course they did I should have foreseen this
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Sui appears as a hawk beastman: sup
Cale: ........ damn it I thought you were gonna be a baby
Sui: missed you too <3
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Choi Jung Soo: *crashes from the ceiling right in front of his friends who have been looking for his fugitive ass for weeks*
Cale: oh we found him
Sui: *mild annoyance but not surprised*
Choi Jung Soo: hi guys
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fictional2dcharacters · 3 months
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Choi Han:*just entering a room* Hey… guys why are Mary and Cale-nim just hugging in the hallway?
Eruhaben: have you not noticed?
Choi Han: Noticed what?
Rosalyn:Well, recently Mary has been approaching Cale-nim at random times and just started hugging him.
Choi Han:*looks back in the hallway to see if they’re still there* But… why are they just standing there?
Eruhaben: We think he’s just frozen in confusion and worry, he doesn’t dare disengage the hug.
Choi Han: What’s the longest they’ve hugged somewhere before?
Rosalyn: I think at least like 25 minutes.
Choi Han:…
Eruhaben: I think he’s genuinely worried about her.
Choi Han: And why is Mary doing this?
Rosalyn: I think it’s her attempt at a “joke”
Eruhaben: Well, I for one find it incredibly amusing.
Rosalyn:… Same. I’m a bit tempted to start doing it myself to be honest…
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suspectshicmuon · 5 months
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How evil are you?
Kiyoung: I’m a devil and this is evil! I live my life with it!
Dokja: I’m a fighter and I’ll sacrifice someone and myself to survive! And no kids, don’t follow me!
Cale: I’m a scammer and I scam people left and right, terrorist, corruptor…
Everyone: No Cale, that’s not evil, that’s saving people!
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joylessnightsky · 1 year
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Cale, picking up important people left and right: It’s an easy fix, really.
Cale, getting involved in historic events and playing a main part in them: Frankly, I just want to be left alone.
Cale, building up an international underground organisation: I want my peace, and that’s all I need.
Cale, uncovering intrigues, betrayals and the truth behind myths: And all I have to do to get that is keep the bad stuff away.
Cale, effectively manipulating more than one continent at once: And the best way to do that is simply making sure it won’t be a problem anymore.
Cale, changing everything about history and establishing himself as unforgettable: That’s all I’m doing - and then I’ll be forgotten and can live in peace.
Cale, bring the thriving force at saving the world: It’s a bit of a twisted path, really, but I avoid responsibility where I can.
Cale, a martyrer with an army ready to save him at any cost within multiple worlds: I’m a selfish trash soon to be living the sweet, sweet slacker life, is what I’m saying.
The entire world: …
Bud: I’m gonna tell him. Somebody should probably tell him, right?
Cale, genuinely oblivious: Tell me what?
Clopeh: You’re a legend, Cale-nim! The legend among legends, the-
Cale: Enough out of you. You’re not as funny as you think. Crazy bastard…
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