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bananagreste · 30 days
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days of marinette dupain cheng #210 >> your hair is jet black and your eyes blue as the skies. i wonder who you are behind this mysterious disguise. i see you everyday and i would like you to give me a sign. i'll love you until the end of my days, will you be my valentine?
(translation credit: @/miraculousubs)
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sorcerymuses · 1 year
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Miraculous Timeline
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Note: this is just the main timeline that I use! It is in no way meant to be a universal 'canon' and is flexible except in my fic-verses. And anything past S3 doesn't exist unless stated otherwise!
Ladybug & Cat Noir/Ladybug et Chat Noir (Troisième Day 1)
Stoneheart/Coeur de Pierre
Princess Fragrance/Princesse Fragrance
Animan
The Mime/Le Mime
Lady Wifi
Simon Says/Jackady
The Evillustrator/Le Dessinateur
Rogercop
Time Breaker/Chrono Girl
The Bubbler/Le Bulleur
Dark Cupid/Le Dislocoeur (Valentine’s Day)
Dark Blade/Le Chevalier Noir (French Elections are in March)
Reflekta
Pixelator/Numèric
Horrificator
Copycat/L'Imposteur
Mr Pigeon/M Pigeon (date in episode as May)
Gamer/Le Gamer
The Pharaoh/Le Pharaon
Guitar Villain/Guitar Vilain (School field trip)
Antibug/L'Invisible (Implied finals)
Stormy Weather/Climatika (Summer Break Start)
The Puppeteer/La Marionnettiste
Kung Food
Volpina (Seconde Day 1)
The Collector/Le Collectionneur
Prime Queen/Audimatrix
Glaciator
Despair Bear/Doudou Vilain (I headcanon Chloé’s Birthday in the fall and prefer this to be her birthday as the reason for the party itself)
Riposte (The tryouts just make sense being at the beginning of a semester)
Robustus
The Dark Owl/Le Hibou Noir
Zombizou
Gigantitan
Glaciator
Reverser/Inverso
Troublemaker/L'insaisissable
Befana/La Befana (I headcanon Marinette’s Birthday in summer)
Frightingale/Rossignoble
Gorizilla
Sapotis
Syren
Captain Hardrock/Capitaine Hardrock
Frozer/Le Patineur
Style Queen (Summer mini-Fashion Week)
Wasp/Queen Wasp
Anansi
Malediktator/Maledikteur (summer classes to make up for Akuma related absences)
Sandboy/Le Marchand de Sable
Catalyst (There is no real world 'Heroes' Day' so it makes sense a holiday celebrating the heroes would take place on or around the anniversary of this starting, and spreading the series across several years allows for the past tense comments about it)
Mayura
Chameleon/Caméléon (Première Day 1)
Animaestro
Bakerix/Boulangerix
Backwarder/Rebrousse-Temps
Reflekdoll/Poupéflekta
Weredad/Papa Garou
Silencer/Silence
Oni-Chan
Miraculer/Miraculeur
Oblivio
Desperada
Christmaster/Maître Noël
Startrain
Kwamibuster/Chasseuse de Kwamis
Feast/Festin
Gamer 2.0
Stormy Weather 2/Climatika 2
Ikari Gozen
Timetagger
Party Crasher/Trouble Fête
Puppeteer 2/La Marionettiste 2
Cat Blanc/Chat Blanc
Félix
Ladybug
Loveater/Mangeamour
Miracle Queen
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jesuis-melodrama · 2 years
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Regarding Akumas –
I don't think it's fair to claim that Marinette holds just as much responsibility as Chloé and Lila in terms of causing them.
The big difference is attitude.
In the events of Miraculous, the two years they're experiencing are apparently the first time Paris has faced any kind of supernatural, magical threat, with Ladybug and Chat Noir being their first superheroes.
While Chloé is definitely aware that her bullying could cause enough emotional disarray in her victims, enough that they'll attract Le Papillon's attention and manifest into Akumas, I can't really recall a single episode where Chloé has done this intentionally (although, please feel free to correct me).
In Le Dislocoeur, she deliberately humiliates Kim for believing he could even be worthy of bagging Chloé as a Valentine's date, and she used Sabrina as an outlet for her own humiliation in Antibug, but she evidently does not intend for them to become Akumas. It is simply what she has already always done, even before being aware that Le Papillon's dark presence over the city could be used as a form of weapon.
This notion is proved by how many of the Akumas she 'caused': Le Dislocoeur,  L'Invisible, Coeur de Pierre, and Le Dessinateur ends up hunting her down, much to Chloé physical and verbal displeasure, and she often mocks them for becoming Akumas afterwards, renewing her vengeance towards those victims, calling them 'monsters' (S1E26).
I can even make the argument that for the first time, Chloé is experiencing consequences of her bullying, although it is a lesson she has consistently failed to learn.
But even so, although the intent of creation is not there, Chloé's attitude is obvious. She neither cares that she has 'caused' Akumas, nor does she feel any empathy or remorse.
Lila is partially of the same calibre.
In one of Season 3's most intense moments, Caméléon shows Marinette, Ladybug, Heroine of the City herself, nearly Akumatised 2 times as a direct cause of Lila's conduct.
While Lila is not aware of this (Marinette herself isn't even aware of the first attempted Akumatisation), there is no doubt that she would not feel regret, nor empathy, nor make any attempts of correcting her behaviour if she does learn of this fact.
Like Chloé with her victims, Marinette becoming an Akuma would only be a source of detriment to Lila, provide no benefit, unless she could turn the tide on Marinette, marking her as an unreasonable aggressor, painting herself as a saintly, undeserving victim (which, I cannot predict if possible, as Lila is a very skilled manipulator, but Princesse Justice's power should be centralised on revealing the truth, which will be difficult for Lila to overcome if affected, but then again, she doesn't need to challenge what she'll be forced to reveal, she just need to convince her classmates that the 'truth' is not what it seems), but only when she puts herself in danger first.
And, as shown in Oni-Chan, Lila is deathly afraid of vengeful Akumas, and overtly concerned with her own wellbeing. She'll back out of the situation if it is beyond her control.
Marinette does feel regret, she does feel remorse, and she is negatively impacted, not only because most of her 'caused' Akumas come after her, but because she has to be the one to risk her life and health to Purify them. Like to Chloé and Lila, unless she is the Akuma herself, she experience no benefits.
The argument of 'acting as she always did', similar to Chloé, could also be applied to Marinette.
This argument needs to be adjusted for two points: 1) Marinette has become more confident in the visible Miraculous timeline compared to her past self, and; 2) Marinette never had the intention of slighting others, she is focused on what she can be achieving.
In assertion of Point 1, in Season 1, Episode 25: Marinette and Sabine exchanges this conversation:
Marinette: I bet you anything Chloé will be in my class again.  Sabine: Four years in a row, is that possible?  Marinette: Definitely. Lucky me! Sabine: Oh, don't say that! It's the start of a new year - I'm sure everything will be just fine!
Which implies that if Marinette and Chloé did not know each other out of school, then Chloé has been bullying Marinette in class for at least four years.
And – seeing that Chloé has never expressively received any consequences for her tyranny at school at this point, this kind of relentless abuse would be a blow to any child's self-esteem and confidence.
Marinette is introduced as a passionate, quirky, and positive girl, but the audience can almost immediately see her defensiveness, resignation, and exasperation when dealing with Chloé in regards to her tone, speech, and body language.
Marinette has difficulty challenging Chloé, and although she does not give up immediately, most of her bravado is for show, she does not win many of her fights against her bully. In Ladybug et Chat Noir (Origines - Partie 1), the earliest episode in the timeline, Marinette makes sure that Chloé is at least aware of her indignation and stance if she is not going to respect it. And in Le Bulleur, Chloé's first chronicled appearance in the episodes listing, Marinette does not relent speaking to Adrien, even though Chloé made her impatience evident, Chloé had to physically shove Marinette away to have her turn.
But Ladybug et Chat Noir (Origines - Partie 1) also introduced two new elements that Marinette never had the advantage of before: the Ladybug Miraculous in her grasp, and the new student Alya Césaire as her unchallengeable best friend.
Both the Ladybug Earrings and Alya awards Marinette something she is in lack of: confidence.
Seeing a dear friend in trouble, and having the power to do something about it (the car that crushes Alya in Cœur de Pierre (Origines - Partie 2)) shocks Marinette into action, and fills her with an unprecedented determination and steely demeanour.
This event is what introduces Ladybug's stern, confident, no-nonsense image.
It makes one wonder what would happen to Marinette's story, would she always remain the timid, passive girl of her former self if she had never come into contact with Tikki or Alya? And how different would she be if she only have possession of one party and not the other?
But that's an analysis for another day.
The success of Point 1 is ultimately proven in Maledikteur in how Marinette reacts to Chloé's flimsy machismo and insults.
Chloé: Ugh, you're all a bunch of losers! (looks at Adrien) Except you, Adrikins. None of you deserve to see the rest of my documentary! Marinette: (rolls her eyes) Oh, what a shame. (eyes widens when she realises what she said, covering her mouth)
Apart from the astonishing fact that Madame Bustier's class has grown immune to Chloé's sharp tongue and self-appointed superiority, Marinette seems to have completely lost all her fear of Chloé.
She seems to find her former bully as an irritation and bother now, rather than an intimidating and threatening figure.
When she covers her mouth in shock at procession of her own words, Marinette does not seem afraid of Chloé, how Chloé might react and retaliate towards her. More so, it appears that Marinette is just embarrassed and alarmed at how she accidentally vocalised one of her inside thoughts.
Which, apart from representing how little she thinks of Chloé now, demonstrates the incredible notion that Chloé is only insulting Marinette now because Marinette allows it, and is not bothered to correct Chloé, simply letting her former bully run around and mouths off because she knows that Chloé will not listen to her, and reprimanding her each time is only going to bring her more work than achievement.
It's an inspiration, how far Marinette has come.
She was always a treasured and core part of her friends-group and class, but I don't think it'll be an exaggeration to claim that Marinette is the true Queen Bee of Madame Bustier's homeroom network now, not only the actual déléguée de classe, but an unofficial leader everyone looks up to.
It's not mentioned in canon, but I imagine Marinette will be the girl everyone wants at their informal gatherings, to the extremes that they'll change the date if she could not make it, the top name on the list when sending invitations for movie dates or picnics, and the connoisseur everyone turns to when they need advice and help regarding everything from fashion to school projects to romance (Marinette is actually quite good at romantic insight and orchestrating getaways and dates, when it doesn't involve Adrien, she helped Mylène and Ivan get together, fixed misunderstandings between Nathaniel and Marc, and inadvertently jumpstarted Alya and Nino's relationship).
In regards to Point 2, Chloé and Lila are as 'cruel' as always (in dubious state concerning Lila, because there is no information on the personality she had before coming to Paris), and Marinette is simply a little too self-focused and single-minded at times.
I'll like to bring forth to the table, Episode 15 of Season 1: Le Gamer.
The contention regarding not only Marinette's but other character's behaviour in the episode is some of the strangest I've seen out of any Miraculous discourse.
There isn't a specific idea that I'm challenging, as my memory is rather hazy regarding this discussion, but I do not believe that Max is sexist. It seems to be a very unprompted and rather self-projected idea, from the theorists' own experiences with misogyny in the video-game community.
I always believed that Max was simply devastatingly crushed, not only to be defeated so easily, but by someone he has always dismissed as inexperienced and awkward in video games, so it is not only a blow to his confidence in his abilities, but to his intelligence as well, that he had let such a genius go unnoticed even when he hangs around her almost every day in class.
And Marinette's own actions – I don't think it's fair to call her malicious for wiping the floor with Max simply because she had the intention of getting closer with Adrien rather than competing in the Ultimate Mecha Strike III tournament as a serious player.
It could be a little disrespectful to the sport, but competitive gaming doesn't admit players based on passion, it tests based on skill, and Marinette did not cheat, she was simply better than Max.
Unlike Chloé and Lila, when facing many of their victims, even though they did not intend for the outcome to be Akumatisation, they did mean to deliberately antagonise them. Chloé means to make her classmates feel small and humiliated, and Lila did mean for Marinette to feel inadequate and ostracised.
But when Marinette defeated Max, she wasn't thinking about how the situation could ruin him, she was thinking about what she could gain if she wins.
Turning Max into an Akuma was not anywhere near her list of goals. Canonically, getting into a team with Adrien was her primary objective.
In Audimatrix, Ladybug reacted calmly and with dignity, elegantly removing herself from the presence of a relentless and impolite journalist, whose sensationalising manner not only makes Ladybug uncomfortable, but serves to intimidate the heroine for her own benefit. Turning into an Akuma is only a result of Nadja Chamack's own high expectations and demanding behaviour.
In Papa Garou, that situation was out of everyone's control but Tom's. Sabine could see he was going too far and is unsuccessful in reining him down, Chat Noir was told a untruth that he awkwardly tried to overcome, having never been in such a situation before, and Marinette, although she did lie to Chat Noir, she never said anything of the sort to Tom, who simply overheard and jumped to conclusions.
In Antibug, Ladybug bears a little more responsibility as a hero. She did treat Chloé with animosity, strange enough from her usual attitude, that even Chat Noir noticed the difference. If Chloé is a regular overbearing fan (which I'm sure Ladybug had plenty of contact with), Ladybug would not be as annoyed and dismissive as she was of her. She would've heeded Chloé's words a little more, taken her histrionic advice instead of completely disregarding her. But even when Ladybug knows Chloé, actively feels disgust of having to tolerate and endure the affections of her bully, Ladybug is still professional and appropriately distant, reprimanding her several times for interfering in dangerous situations, and it is ultimately Chloé's own disappointment in not being adored by her hero (and, also eavesdropping on her conversations) that spurred her Akumatization.
Even without the comparison to Chloé and Lila, our villains of the Miraculous storyline, Marinette, independently, cannot be reasonably accused of causing ire.
Many of her actions only caused devastation because it is Le Papillon taking advantage of emotional Parisians, and not because Marinette intends to cause harm, or intends to antagonise her 'victims'.
If simply defending herself or acting for her own benefits or being in the temperamental deportment of a normal teenager is enough to discredit Marinette to the point of challenging her status as a hero, or colour her as a villain, then there is not much hope for any Miraculous character when the same logic is utilised on them.
There is nothing wrong with Marinette being focused on her own goals, or disregarding others especially if she dislikes them, or if they have deliberate intentions of causing harm to her person and reputation for their own benefits.
And at the end of it all, unlike any other Miraculous character, Marinette does not only suffer consequences, she is tasked with the primary burden of fixing the situation, usually to her own detriment, because she has to make space in her life for these constant, life-threatening events, lose career and social opportunities for the responsibility, and even worse, lie, the thing she hates to do most of all, to her beloved friends and family, digging a personal reprimand worse than any wound she could've gained.
Marinette doesn't cause Akumas, they may have inadvertently stemmed from her actions, but she is simply living her life, and should not have to endure responsibility when the man making the Akumas takes advantage of the simplest emotions of anger and sadness and regret, for his own perverted, selfish purposes.
Even Chloé and Lila could not be blamed, because neither of them holds to power to create Akuma, and the full-grown man who can is not compelled by them to do so.
He chooses to, and that's the worst evil of all.
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Miraculous Guide TV -- 4 juil. 2022
Heures de séances en Disney Channel Belgique
00:09 ~~ M. Pigeon
00:31 ~~ Lady Wifi
03:06 ~~ Audimatrix
03:28 ~~ Glaciator
03:50 ~~ Doudou Vilain
04:12 ~~ L'insaisissable
04:34 ~~ Rossignoble
04:55 ~~ Le Patineur
05:17 ~~ Inverso
06:05 ~~ Ikari Gozen
06:28 ~~ Timetagger
09:00 ~~ Climatika
09:23 ~~ Le Bulleur
09:46 ~~ L’imposteur
10:10 ~~ Chronogirl
10:32 ~~ Le Pharaon
10:56 ~~ M. Pigeon
11:18 ~~ Lady Wifi
11:42 ~~ Le Dessinateur
12:05 ~~ Rogercop
12:28 ~~ Le Dislocoeur
12:51 ~~ Le Chevalier Noir
13:14 ~~ Le Mime
13:37 ~~ Kung Food
14:01 ~~ Princesse Fragrance
14:23 ~~ Le Gamer
14:48 ~~ Cœur De Pierre (Origines – Partie 2)
15:10 ~~ Animan
15:34 ~~ La Marionnettiste
15:56 ~~ Jackady
16:20 ~~ Guitar Vilain
16:43 ~~ Reflekta
17:07 ~~ Numeric
17:53 ~~ Kuro Neko
18:18 ~~ Festin
22:42 ~~ Startrain
23:05 ~~ Ikari Gozen
23:27 ~~ Le Dessinateur
23:49 ~~ Rogercop
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zoe-oneesama · 3 years
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Listen to your heart!
Episode 25 Part 16
First < Previous > Intermission
Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
Ep 21,  Ep 22,  Ep 23,  Ep 24,  Intermission,  Ep 26,  Ep 27, Ep 28, Ep 29, Ep 30
Bonus (Endcard?):
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xhanisai · 2 years
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"Let me ring your voice, I'm still approaching from here."
AO3 / FFN
Pairing - Adrinette Prompt - 'Candy'
Summary:
'She mentioned a kiss before flying off...could she have possibly...?'
And it was then, he could no longer unsee the revelations that finally pieced itself together in his mind, consequently causing his heart to trip and stumble over too many beats whilst the apples of his cheeks took on a subtle red hue which only deepened in colour as he continued to monitor his beloved friend.
Ohoho- scratch that.
His beloved Lady.
It was her.
Definitely her.
He has finally found her!
And this time, he was not letting go.
Absolutely not.
Especially when she definitely had something to do with the sweetness that tinged his lips like a tease and left him starving for more of that sugar.
(Or, identity reveal fic where Adrien figures it out from the candy apple taste left on his lips after the fight with Le Dislocoeur)
~(x)~ . . .
 Adrien sucked in his bottom lip out of bitterness for the umpteenth time, both in sheer frustration from his inability to confess to Ladybug today and utter failure to remember a thing from the battle since he got hit by Le Dislocœur's arrow. One second he instinctively crashed his Lady's form against his chest to protect her from the attack, the next he found himself pinning the heroine on the ground in a daze and was promptly thrown at the Akuma with little to no warning.  He planned and rehearsed his confession millions and millions of times- his grumpy kwami could attest to that! It took him everything to smoothly bring the love of his life within his grasps, his heart pummelling his chest in a frenzy and to attempt to say those three special words that took a hold of his very nature since the very day they defeated Cœur de Pierre.  Je t'aime, Ladybug.  But nope.   What was expected of the host of bad luck and destruction other than being used as a human pinball and tossed around without a beat at villains? He was more than a frisbee dammit!  .  What a pisstake.  .  And the cherry on top that completed the three-tiered cake of confusion, curiosity and annoyance?  The foreign, slick, sweetness that stained his lips; an explosion of sugar and honey that danced on his tongue and left his mouth tingling in a welcoming and fuzzy manner.  As if he's just taken a generous bite out of the delectable heart-shaped candy apples that the adorable Marinette has given out to the class with that beautiful, rosy smile of hers (which he wasn't able to get his hands on due to circumstances- he's talking about the apples, not Marinette's lips...of course...maybe).  The treats did look absolutely delicious and sweet...  And if he were to imagine how they'd taste...they'd taste just like his glace lips right now. His lips which were still branded with sugar and glowing with warmth...  He narrowed his eyes in thoughts, ransacking his brain anew for any clues during the time when he was controlled by Le Dislocœur after taking the projectile to the back. Though, the only prominent aspect that stood out the most was feelings of unadulterated fervour and Ladybug's oddly flustered behaviour after the fight.  .  A mannerism that was dangerously identical to the most kindhearted girl in his class with talent and creativity that would make even professionals foam at the mouth for an ounce of her skills.  A shyness that never failed to challenge and encourage him to come closer and smash through the silly wall between them both, the boy desperate to grasp her attention whenever possible.  .  He eyed Marinette again carefully, still observing from the distance as she conversed with Alya, seemingly frustrated herself and waving around a candy apple in hand. Her baby blues troubled, her brows furrowed and her sakura lips twisted into a charming pout whilst the duo was sat on the park bench. He wondered what she was so upset about, wanting nothing more than to waltz over and nuzzle his cheek against her silky hair to cheer her up-  Suddenly,  Clarity started to shine through the fog within his brain the minute Marinette took a miffed bite from the treat which in turn had him nibbling his bottom lip unconsciously again.  'She mentioned a kiss before flying off...could she have possibly...?'  And it was then, he could no longer unsee the revelations that finally pieced itself together in his mind, consequently causing his heart to trip and stumble over too many beats whilst the apples of his cheeks took on a subtle red hue which only deepened in colour as he continued to monitor his beloved friend.  Ohoho- scratch that.  His beloved Lady.  It was her.  Definitely her.  He has finally found her!  And this time, he was not letting go.  Absolutely not.  Especially when she definitely had something to do with the sweetness that tinged his lips like a tease and left him starving for more of that sugar. An outrageous smirk adorned Adrien's model face, its mischievousness on par with his alter-ego's and he finally made way towards his princesse with his newly found confidence.
~(x)~
 "Ugh...this is such a disaster...A DISASTER." Marinette groaned out for the hundredth time, gaining another fond eye-roll from her best friend and a pat on the head and then shoved her mouth back on the candy apple. What was once a pleasant snack was now like ashes on her tongue as she internally recalled the whole day.  "Marinette, it's okay- really. But what I don't understand is how today's attempt is getting an even worse reaction from you compared to all the other times you tried. You only forgot to sign the card." Of course, Alya was not in the know considering that the major thing affecting Dupain-Cheng currently had to do with her secret life. So, she simply whined even louder, narrowing her eyes at Alya's giggles and her mind went back to what transpired no more than a few hours ago.  Her cheeks bloomed with rosiness once more, her traitorous heart beating way too fast for her liking over the event and she pooched her lips against the sweet.   It was bad enough that her first, precious kiss was with her silly, goofy (yet loveable) partner instead of her wonderful, sweet, kind Adrien but what was worse was that she enjoyed the liplock.  Very, very much.  She didn't expect to meet velvet and silk the second she pulled Chat Noir into her lips, her body instantly relaxing at the pleasurable softness and warmth and her mind infiltrated by the thoughts of him. She wasn't expecting the fresh mintiness that overtook her senses and she certainly wasn't expecting him to kiss back.  All thoughts of the Akuma and the battle momentarily ceased when he literally melted against her, his body relaxed and pinning her down with even more of his weight in the most delicious way possible. He only tilted his head to a slight angle and suddenly her breath was taken away, her heart going haywire and berserk.  But it got so much better.  His lips parted against hers again, and again, and again.  The intensity and outright heat of the action caused her to whimper against his mouth which in turn caused him to capture her bottom lip and suck.  And thankfully, he pulled away before she turned into a mewling mess.
 "Hey, Marinette,"
 Said girl jolted out of her daydreams, cheeks blossoming with a bright red and knuckles whitening from the tight grip on her sweet. The sight of sparkling emeralds beaming down at her filled her blood with adrenaline, her heart pounding against her ribcage to the point where she felt like she was going to pass out.  "He-Hey..." Marinette managed to breathe out, wondering why Alya wasn't right there with her as a buffer only to see the treacherous teen skip away with a manic grin and thumbs up.  'Shit. What the hell am I supposed to do!?' The raven-haired girl peered back at her blond friend, praying silently for him to initiate the next sentence for what ever potential conversation they were going to have just so she didn't butcher said potential with her standardised word soup.  She peeped at him, sky blues twinkling under her dark fringe pleadingly.  "Do you have any more of those apples, if you don't mind me asking?" Adrien went straight to the point, leaning down closer to Marinette with one hand against the back of the bench for support. The girl missed the devilish gleam that glittered within his eyes for a second, caught up within her thoughts again.  'Oh...he just came for the apple, how nice...' She almost slumped with disappointment, cursing herself for having her hopes high regarding the valentine she wrote for him and thinking for a split moment that he figured out that it was written by her. Regardless, she exhaled quietly and tuned back to the conversation.  "So-Sorry...I'm eating the last one..." The treat reflected back her awkward expression and guilty smile, the teen beating herself up inside for not even thinking of saving one for him. She expected a crumpled face from him, maybe even his eyes dimming from discontent or even a soft "oh...".  However, this time she caught the playfulness that rested on his face, her brows creasing whilst his smile simply widened in a manner that rang with familiarity. She couldn't help but feel like she's just walked in on a trap.  And there was no way out.  Oh, dear.  "That's a shame...they looked really nice and I didn't get a chance to try one..." Guilt just piled on top of her one after another like giant weights, the urge to wail out "I'm sorry-yyyyyyy!!!" and beg for his forgiveness was immense- yet the way he watched her kept her glued on the spot. His golden lashes fluttered and his lips parted smoothly for his next question. "Is it alright if we share the one you're having instead?"  .  Boom.  .  There goes her heart.  .  Marinette.exe has stopped working, please leave a message after her iconic "THIS IS A DISASTER!!!".  .  Unable to speak anymore (or even breathe), Marinette managed a quick nod, trembling hands gesturing the sweet towards the pleased model. Just as she thought that this can't get any crazier, Adrien rested his free hand upon hers and guided the apple to his lips.  No mercy at all.  His gleaming eyes never left hers, mouth taking a bite out of the fruit all the while watching her as if she was a little mouse trapped in between a cat's pair of paws with nowhere to run. Her heart continued to throb and her cheeks continued to burn under his gaze, throughout the whole time he chewed and then swiftly swallowed. It was as if she was the apple herself and Adrien was devouring her.  .
 "Delicious and sweet...just like you My Lady,"
 His smirk was borderline scandalous, the Chat Noir within him oozing out without any restraints. He ate up her gawking face, casually using his thumb to gather up the sugary syrup residue that was left on her lips and popped the offending digit into his mouth, soaking up the way her complexion practically exploded with a strawberry hue.  Dieu, he wanted to just kiss her right there and then.
 "Ch-Ch-Chat Noir!?" Marinette spluttered, eyes widening comically and then switching into a fierce glare when the older of the two chuckled darkly. He almost wanted to kiss the air between them as a tease just to rile her up even further.  "The one and only, Buguinette~"  "But how!?"  "Well, after cheekily taking away my first kiss, you left behind evidence on my lips..." Deciding to continue riding the high and ignore the consequences that were sure to come for his behaviour, Adrien placed his knee between her legs and leaned even closer towards Marinette till he was virtually towering over her with his shit-eating, impish grin. He eyed her mouth shamelessly, emeralds fired up with unmitigated want and he was loving the way his Lady was discombobulated before him.
"...So what's my prize~?" .
 Sometimes, curiosity may kill the cat.  This time?  Ohohoh, this time?  This one got that sweet, sweet, satisfaction.  Poor Marinette...
. . . ~(x)~
A/N: I can't believe I wrote a fic where Adrien isn't trying to take Marinette to bed. Okay, he just didn't say anything about it but we all know that little shit was thinking of it.  Now, feed me, your KING, C O M M E N T S.
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chiimei · 7 years
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I drew Dark Cupid for @themasquedfox‘s  Miraculous Ladybug multi-collab. 
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tourmei · 5 years
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list of miraculous episodes
i formatted this list based on the ml wikia one to help with giffing. i’m posting it for reference in case it helps anyone else!
(the list follows the french order with the exception of the christmas special for seasons 1 and 2; it switches in season 3 to production code order as (a) the fandom has accepted it as close to canonical and (b) the french airing schedule was difficult to piece)
(season 3 french episode titles are pulled from swiss channel rst deux’s synopsis list and may be different in tfou releases)
season 1
stormy weather (climatika) < aired in korea sept. 1, 2015
the bubbler (le bulleur)
the pharaoh (la pharaon)
lady wifi
timebreaker (chronogirl)
mr. pigeon (m. pigeon)
evillustrator (le dessinateur)
rogercop
copycat (l'imposteur)
dark cupid (dislocoeur)
horrificator
darkblade (le chavelier noir)
the mime (le mime) < mini hiatus after this ep
kung food
the gamer (le gamer)
animan
antibug
the puppeteer (la marionnettiste)
reflekta
guitar villain
pixelator (numéric)
princess fragrance (princesse fragrance)
simon says (jackady)
volpina < lila
ladybug and chat noir, origins pt 1
stoneheart, origins pt 2 (coeur de pierre)
specials
a christmas special (pire noël) < during year-long hiatus
season 2
the collector (le collectionneur) < hawkmoth reveal to audience
despair bear (doudou villain)
prime queen (audimatrix)
befana (la béfana)
riposte < kagami
robustus
gigantitan
the dark owl (le hibou noir)
glaciator
sapotis < rena rouge
gorizilla
captain hardrock (capitaine hardrock) < luka
zombizou
syren < water power-up
frightningale (rossignoble)
troublemaker (l'insaississable)
anansi < carapace
sandboy (le marchand de sable)
reverser (inverso)
frozer (le patineur) < ice power-up
style queen, queen's battle pt 1
queen wasp, queen's battle pt 2 < queen b
malediktator (maledikteur) 
catalyst, heroes' day pt 1 (catalyste, le jour des héros)
mayura, heroes' day pt 2 (mayura, le jour des héros) < mayura, sentimonster
season 3, ongoing
bold indicates unaired episode
chameleon (caméléon)
animaestro
bakerix (boulangerix)
backwarder (rebrousse-temps)
reflekdoll (poupeflekta)
weredad (papa garou)
silencer (silence)
oni-chan
miraculer (miraculeur)
oblivio
desperada < aspik, viperion
christmaster (maître noël)
startrain
kwamibuster (chasseuse de kwamis)
feast (festin)
gamer 2.0
stormy weather 2 (climatika 2)
ikari gozen < ryuko
timetagger 
party crasher (trouble fête) < king monkey
the puppeteer 2 (le marionnettiste 2)
cat blanc (chat blanc)
félix
ladybug
loveater, battle of the miraculous pt 1 (mangeamour, la bataille des miraculouses)
miracle queen, battle of the miraculous pt 2 (miracle queen, la bataille des miraculouses)
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titoualouette · 7 years
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Tiré de la fameuse scène dans l’épisode “Le Dislocoeur” :3
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your hair is golden, your green eyes iridescent. when i look at you, i'd like to share your dreams and thoughts. yes, i want to be your valentine. together, we'll be fine. i'll love you forever, my heart belongs to you. — Days of Adrien Agreste #202
(translation credit: @/miraculousubs)
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miraculousfrench · 7 years
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[Desolée pour erreurs de grammaire :P] Salut ! J'apprends le français à l'école et j'adore ce blog ! Si tu as le temps, pourrais-tu transcrire le lettre qu'Adrien a écrit pour Ladybug en Dislocoeur ? Je souviens que Marinette l'a parlé et je peux pas le lire parce que le vidéo n'est pas HD. Merci beaucoup !! ^^ Aussi dans Tumblr "asks" est-ce qu'on tutoie ou vovoyie?
Worry not for any grammatical mistakes for we shall correct them under the cut !
You should use “vous” for this blog since we’re actually 2 people running it ;)
If you want to know when to use “vous” or “tu”, you just have to ask yourself “Would I call this person Miss/Sir if I were to see them in the street ?”. If the answer is yes, you have to use “vous”. I heard that when they teach you French in school, they tell you that using “tu” is very rude but that’s very wrong, don’t let anyone tell you it’s true. “Tu” is familiar. You’re not gonna tell your friend “Excuse me, good sir, would you mind handing over the candies ?”. So you use “tu” with them. Same for your parents. Your teachers, however, you’ll use “vous” with them
NOW THAT THIS IMPROMPTU LESSON IS OUT OF THE WAY !!!!
Tes cheveux sont noirs de jaisEt tes yeux, bleus comme les cieux,Je me demande qui tu es sous ce masque mystérieux.Je te vois tous les joursEt j’aimerai que tu me fasses signeJe t’aimerai jusqu’à la fin de mes jours,Veux-tu être ma Valentine ?
[Desolée pour les erreurs de grammaire/fautes :P] Salut ! J'apprends le français à l'école et j'adore ce blog ! Si tu as le temps, pourrais-tu transcrire la lettre qu'Adrien a écrit pour Ladybug dans Dislocoeur ? Je me souviens que Marinette l'a recitée et je (ne) peux pas la lire parce que la vidéo n'est pas en HD. Merci beaucoup !! ^^ Aussi dans Tumblr "asks" est-ce qu'on tutoie ou vovoyie?
All the corrected mistakes are in bold ! That last sentence was a bit awkward but I couldn’t correct it without actually changing your entire sentence. That being said, that’s some very good French you have here, stuff to be proud of, keep up the good work !!!!
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andseperand · 7 years
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thoughts
ive been sitting on this post for the better part of a year. i tried to read through it and make edits, but im going to have to post this as is. maybe ill be able to edit it someday. anyway, this is completely composed of spoilers.
tl;dr: i mostly wrote bitterness about “kung food,” “origins part 1,″ and “reflekta.”
these are my thoughts on what ive watched of the first season of miraculous ladybug (i have watched most of every episode except the last three).
i may be confused or misinformed on some points. some of this is not as serious as other parts, and the writing style is disjointed because i didnt write it all in one go. any links are formatted within brackets (as in [text]).
ordered by the order i initially watched (parts of) the episodes in and indicated by villain name somehow (english, korean, french, french translation, etc.).
stormy weather/climatika
why did alya just toss manon like that? she couldve hurt something just being thrown around with her tiny little bones and joints that lack any significant cushioning. not to mention that her neck is completely unsupported. safety, much?
the bubbler/le bulleur
so the record is fully functional but also survived getting smacked off a building on its edge? wow.
copycat/l’imposteur/the imposter
i get that alya is supposed to be that “go-getter” friend who pushes marinette to be brave, but honestly, if she had waited another minute for marinette to be more ready for making a phone call, this wouldve been less of a mess. yeah, i get the “pushing boundaries to build confidence,” but honestly we could have waited for marinette to stop stalking adrien, too.
i gotta say: marinette is truly fearless. my phone is so suspicious. i would not have the confidence to deliberately touch it with my face and risk contact with who knows what has been on it.
the “moral” or whatever of this episode is kind of unclear? steal someones phone and run into issues with security but then also somehow break into it and get what you want anyway? no, thats not okay. its not that funny that marinette legitimately stole someones phone, and she doesnt even get seriously reprimanded for this.
timebreaker/chronogirl
one of the most pressing questions i have for this episode is why no one thought of using pockets or a bag or something to hold this important watch. hand perspiration is pretty bad for a lot of older and newer mechanical objects alike. why is this clearly-important item treated any different? ive considered both the “tikki is in the bag” (doesnt mean it has to be marinettes bag) and the “girl pockets” (marinette designed her own clothes, though) possibilities, and im still stumped.
mister/monsieur/mr./m. pigeon
how did chloe know what the colors were or even what the embroidery pattern looked like from a pencil sketch? it looked like chicken scratch.
lady wifi
im not sure that “dont violate other peoples privacy” was very well stated, seeing as alya was landed with an unfairly harsh punishment due to corrupt politicians. and how did that get resolved, anyway? was she still suspended? was there even supposed to be a moral in this mess?
the pharaoh/le pharaon
the villain is a pharaoh, continuing the ages-long trend of pretending ancient egyptian culture is just ~so interesting~ and that its portrayal isnt exploitative at all. i cant really say much about this, but i dont like those special ancient egypt episodes of anything.
rogercop
a mess
im pretty sure that this was to save animation budget or something, but why was marinette picking up those croissants off the floor and arranging them so nicely as if it really mattered what she did with them besides cleaning up the spill? i guess ill let it slide if shes trained that way as an advertising thing (though advertising doesnt get a free pass by default just because its strange).
the evillustrator/evil artist/le dessinateur
off topic, but could that tablet also erase or create living beings?
dark cupid/le dislocoeur/heartbreaker
this was still technically a kiss without consent? doesnt really feel all that romantic and whatnot. i cant really get behind this as shipping material.
horrificator
side note: i really liked how chloes english voice actor delivered the lines mockingly announcing mylenes “award” in the beginning.
im not a fan of the “you must kiss as part of acting” plot point. it always gives off those peer pressure vibes from other people and opportunistic vibes from main characters who want to actually kiss the other person.
darkblade/le chevalier noir/the black knight
sabrina is honestly super lucky that marinette made her box have a hole big enough for super tiny animated character wrists or else she wouldve been in a world of more pain.
alya had a platform? im so confused about how this election worked. did they do ballots or some sort of “heads down” in-class vote thing?
the/le mime
seeing as people dont lose their memories of being attacked by the villains, i really dont see how tearing down the eiffel tower (even in an animated show where people are not in the structure at the time) is the best way to minimize traumatic experiences. i get that it was supposed to be a “wow” moment for the plot and just visual effects but not the appeal.
kung food
the second i ever laid my eyes on this name i knew it would be bad, i just didnt know how bad because there were just so many ways it couldve gone with that phrase and i didnt know what to expect until i actually watched the episode. more on this in a bit.
there was literally no point to having the famous chef be related to marinette other than contrived circumstances to get adrien into this episode. im using this as a launching off point for talk of other stuff.
why didnt marinettes parents do anything about a relative coming to their house? this really baffles me because they have their daughter meet an effective stranger with no help.
why didnt marinettes parents tell her what languages the relative spoke? honestly, it kind of seems like they just didnt even care if this would cause her extreme anxiety or anything. you would really think they would have at least discussed this as a family because it was made pretty clear that his visit was actually expected. i thought way higher of their characters until it seemed that they pulled this crap move.
i know it was supposed to be all cute and a bonding moment when adrien came over to translate, but it was even more of a disaster. why did they take a car literally around the corner to get to the hotel? why didnt the chef go directly to the hotel if it was so close? was that adriens car? who was in charge of organizing this event and making sure the contestants didnt end up in the wrong place? how in the world did the chef even get to the bakery? because of the close proximity of the hotel to the bakery, it doesnt make sense that he would go to the bakery instead from an airport or something? unless he was supposed to meet his relatives? which, in this case, was not facilitated at all? so many questions are raised.
i dont speak nor understand mandarin, but im pretty sure adriens wasnt good enough for him to actually be complimented for it. then again, its nothing new to see white people getting complimented for deigning to learn a ~foreign language~ while i get interrogated about my lack of “authenticity” for not speaking “my native tongue,” so i guess the writers were just being realistic.
he bowed...funny story, at least one time i went to a restaurant with other visibly asian people and the apparently-white waiter kept making this weird head bobbing motion every time they left the table and what im saying here is that i know adrien has presumably been learning about culture stuff, but i also know firsthand that creators really love to shove bowing into media whenever asian people show up. (that waiter did give us extra mints, so i guess that was nice.)
sarcasm alert: i love when ~asian~ people have ~asian~ accents. its not like this is a tired gimmick that i dont need to see literally everywhere i turn (oh, wait! according to the english version, it is! hooray for me! this is probably the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me ever! im not being sarcastic at all! or overly sarcastic to the point where im sarcastically putting in that everything ive written in this paragraph is sarcastic because im just so mad! or maybe it definitely is! it probably is all sarcasm!) [bonus sarcasm here]
the chefs english/default dub language fluency was either inconsistent or this was just a straight-up rude portrayal of a nonnative speaker of a language, because adrien didnt seem to wait five seconds (for the chef to even consider the question about what he was cooking) before talking to the chef (and naturally, being a polite person, the chef listened to what adrien was saying), and i feel like it was only for the sake of adrien being ~useful~ because right after that, he talks to the chef in english/whatever language? dont think i didnt notice that his english speaking got “better” after becoming a villain. you know, if they hadnt faked the accent in the first place, they wouldnt have had to hastily cover for the fact that their voice actor couldnt even execute it well.
im sure adrien and marinette tag-teaming to argue with chloe and her racist comments was supposed to be this whole “wow look at that team” deal, but it felt like adrien was shoehorned into this mess sloppily. woohoo for the white boy defending marinette because she cant do it herself or something! i do appreciate when white people help stand up for me, but in this context, it feels off.
i have such a big problem with the “pep talk” adrien gives marinette when she thinks the chef doesnt like her. first thing, white boy explaining things about a person of color to a person of color, and the two people are actually literally related? i think the bouquet misunderstanding was really bizarre, and when did adrien have time to gain all this extensive exposition? the interview when they first arrived was short, and i dont think that both adrien and the chef would be so rude as to exclude marinette from their conversation in the car on the way over. this just comes off as a way to have adrien ~encouraging~ marinette, and its not a very good one.
this supposedly super prestigious competition literally has no security to make sure no one is mucking around behind the scenes, let alone ensure that the contestants arent up to any funny business. because why not. and no cameras around either, because cooking-based television programs never show any cooking, just the tasting and subsequent subjugation by a villain (this is a sarcastic sentence). even if this is supposed to be a featured dish and thus one they dont want to showcase the recipe behind, they could still have those little soundbites interspersed with candid panorama shots (can you tell i have no idea what any of these words mean?). im just going to have to chalk this one up to animation budget and move on.
i know this was just a sort of (intendedly funny) visual thing, but i highly doubt that the objects chloe put in the soup could just go unnoticed, especially since i presume a chef would thoroughly stir (and taste) their cooking, and the soup didnt appear to have properties of decomposing things touching it. otherwise that tasting session would probably have turned out a little messier (i am completely kidding here).
why is the chef being upset about being sabotaged made into a ~cultural~ thing? why is a white boy telling marinette about her ~own~ culture? sheesh, its like you cant just be upset because your shot at a world title was ruined on live television and you have confirmation that you were deliberately sabotaged. yes, chloe did it because shes petty and racist, but the results of her actions could upset anyone! its not just because the chef is chinese! what is the point of saying that? its a pointless throwaway comment! why dont you just find some other way to get the chef alone so he can be become a villain that isnt a) nonsensical and b) making sweeping generalizations about people? (granted, i cant speak to the validity of anything said about cultures, but i sure can comment on why saying such things about them isnt okay regardless).
“kung food” oh my god. this is such a piece of crap name. it is racist. you can literally try to argue against this until youve gone far beyond oxygen deprivation and in a grave but itll still be racist by the time youre done. aside from the pharaoh, there arent a bunch of ~ethnic~ names (not that it would be okay for that to be the case anyway) running around, and yet we get one with this specific villain whose ethnic and national origin is talked to death? okay.
and ive seen this pointed out, but the villain appearance seems to have a kind of anime-inspired design, which is honestly a good laugh because who was just talking about not conflating china and japan again? weeaboos and sinaboos are often in the same boat.
okay, not related, but adrien just had to taste a suspicious substance off the floor. why. there are so many ways to figure out what a substance is before putting it in your mouth. or you could just not do that at all. before this point, they did not appear to suspect a food-related villain, so this couldve ended badly.
another side note: i dont know how that receipt retained its integrity long enough for ladybug to wrap the villain up after dipping it in the soup. do the magical items just have super special properties like extra toughness that allows them to defy the reality of paper receipts? i wonder how many of the things ive talked about in this post have been me marveling at the sturdiness of lucky charm items.
of course this turns into an ~accountability~ lesson for marinette. and chloe doesnt get reprimanded? yeah, she got booted off a panel she didnt even want to be on and no one actually clearly articulated to her that the things she said were absolutely unacceptable? then again, this is a “diversity episode,” so i dont know why my standards are so high.
wow, marinette really needed to have adrien encourage her before going to take a picture with her great-uncle? im going to be generous and allow that she wanted to make sure he would be okay with her ditching him for her much cooler great-uncle because she didnt want him to feel bad about how not-cool he is in comparison. there, you see what i mean about making up story elements? (though im really not much of a writer, oops.)
im so over people making fun of how others dress as a joke. before i realized that i am autistic and reflected back on my life, i didnt realize that i gravitate toward clothing i find comfortable rather than fashionable, and ive always gotten negative comments, ill-intended or otherwise. so i really didnt appreciate marinettes jab at chloe, even if it was to defend herself. it was just unnecessary.
i want to talk about the whole ~chinese representation~ thing in this show. yeah, i know marinette is one of the very few chinese and mixed main characters out there (and there are barely any that are both), but im going to be super honest about this: i dont think shes all that great. i am a big fan of her and this show, but that doesnt make it infallible. the fact that adrien of all people is telling her about her own culture is a huge failing in itself. i dont know everything about my own cultures, but its not cool to have a literal outsider being shown to be the expert on someones culture and be the one to guide them through that. theres barely any portrayal of sino stuff in the show as is, and i hate the way this is only shown as a kind of special episode topic. i would be way more fine with this if this wasnt basically the sole instance of discussion of marinettes heritage. and no, the fact that her mother wears stereotypical clothing doesnt count. at all.
okay, this has been a huge issue for me before and after this point, but it was in this episode that it was made abundantly clear just what we are dealing with. i know that it is completely possible, genetically speaking, for a mixed chinese and white person to have blue eyes. its also completely possible for a chinese person to have gray eyes even without being mixed (i say this because i dont know if her mother is monoracial). however, if you only have two confirmed recurring characters of chinese descent, and their eye colors are ~special~ colors...well, thats kind of iffy there. why is it that the minor chinese character has stereotypical eyes? theyre basically just expanded pupils for all intents and purposes, which is not the problem, because its possible to have irises that are so dark as to make figuring out whether they have a distinguishable brown tint to them really hard. anyway, i suppose i dont want to talk about things ahead in the season, but why is it that the background asian characters get the stereotypical eyes but the main characters who are asian get the special eye colors? (that was a rhetorical question. i know exactly why.)
im pretty that at some point in the creation of this villain name, someone patted themself on the back for being so ~clever~ like “haha kung food geddit? its like kung fu but with food because im actually not that creative and more racist than i would like to openly admit.” okay, i know im being a bit harsh. but its really annoying when one of the few things people “know” about sino people is that kung fu exists. and honestly, i kind of suspected this, but ive seen other people say that the villain more resembles a villain from anime, so...thats kind of disrespectful there...
the/le gamer
i really disliked marinettes combo move names. they all had ~asian~ words like lotus, jade, oriental, etc.
animan
i find the sniffing scene to be kind of creepy. personal space much?
the city has really high quality buses. i cant believe the bus didnt end up backfiring on their plan because if i know anything about buses its that the ones ive seen are probably way older and more decrepit than me.
antibug
how do the earrings work in this setting? as far as i can tell, it would make sense for chloe to have pierced ears and a pair of ladybug imitation earrings that she could put it, but how is it possible that ladybug was able to just pull the earrings off? because that could be a really, really messy situation if they are actually piercings with backings and everything, but is there an explanation for this? magnets, clips, anything?
the puppeteer/le marionnettiste
can that glowing bright red effect that comes from her yo-yo and the power cord being swung around just for the viewers, or can it actually be seen in-universe? or is that a null point because both items are generated by ladybugs magic?
reflekta
this show really didnt need any “haha look a ~guy~ in a dress” jokes. and honestly, this was ill handled (though arguably, its very existence was ill handled). first of all, im not the best judge of this kind of thing, but to me, ladybug felt out of character while mocking chat noir? honestly, marinette doesnt strike me as the type of person to find that kind of situation funny in the first place, so the premise doesnt really hold up in my opinion. i know marinette can make mistakes, but youd really think she would be more open to not thinking this way because she knows what its like to be bullied for other things. moving on... [though, to reiterate]
the way this was not addressed? at all? yeah, ladybug apologized for that one comment at the beginning of their conversation, but then she continued to make jokes at chat noirs expense, and it just wasnt as funny as it was probably intended to be?
i know the whole thing about ambiguous chronology, but there is no reason ladybug wouldnt take chat noirs opinion into account when planning for things anyway. it felt like that part was written specifically so he could “prove” his worth to the rest of the episode and ensure that, yes, he is still allowed to be in it after being turned into a reflekta lookalike, and the whole thing smacks of trying to write out of a corner...that was written into in the first place. if it hadnt gone the route it did with the mocking of appearances, i dont think it would have had to be as convoluted as it ended up being.
i personally dont care for high heels, but i dont get the kind of “fashion cracks” that were being made about them. like yes, high heels can be hard to move in? yeah, it isnt fun being turned into the appearance of someone who isnt you against your will? i just dont understand this gag.
guitar villain
did ladybug really honestly just full-on spray someone in the face with the contents of an aerosol can? im aware that the point was that the hair was in front of his face, but what if some had gotten into guitar villains eyes? dang, what if someone tries to emulate this in real life? ouch.
digital/numeric
kind of done with the spotlight on stalking behavior this show has.
marinette still shows no fear of suspicious screens. she continues to use parts of her face to touch one multiple times, never mind that she literally flings her yoyo all over the place.
stoneheart/coeur de pierre i
did marinette have pierced ears in the first place? shes not shown taking any earrings out, and we dont get that clear a view of her earlobes anyway. that might be deliberate for modeling budget and all.
master fu has brown eyes. so thats like four ~chinese~ characters that are in this show, and the main character and her mother have the special eye colors, and the minor character who is somewhat important to the plotline has non-black eyes, and the minor one-episode character has the black eyes. what a shining example of diversity (no).
anyway this is a good point to say that some things are just not for you. there are things that you just cant be a part of no matter how much you want to be because it just doesnt work that way. and the mess that is the miraculous “mythology” is definitely an example of this. i myself have very little knowledge of anything sino, but i sure as heck can spot that this...”history” thing is so off.
at this point i should probably mention i really dislike master fu as a character in general. just as a single point, apparently hes based off the teacher character in karate kid? i saw somewhere that the creator said he basically made marinette mixed because he was dating an asian person when he was thinking about the show and that marinette is basically his idea of their mixed kid? and back to the eye color thing (again), ive even seen someone with green eyes and blue hair suggest to him that they could be the child of marinette and adrien, and he said theyre like his grandchild? (im not really inclined to try to dig up an iron-clad, indisputably genuine source for this right now, but if youre honestly searching for completely serious, well-researched information in a really good quality post, this is not the post you are looking for.) i have no idea where i was even going with this paragraph.
stoneheart/coeur de pierre ii
why is marinette so invested in her crush on adrien? this couldve been a sweet crush, but no, she has to make it so creepy? leading up to this episode, i really didnt know what to expect because i really thought there would be some sort of explanation for just how extreme the lengths marinette goes to are, but from what i can tell, shes just being super invasive? the ambiguous timeline doesnt really help with this, nor does the fact that the origins episodes were aired at the end of the season. whatever characterization was supposed to be inferred from this feels choppy and unnecessary.
simon says/jackady/jacques a dit
i dont really blame her, but ladybug totally could have reduced the level of adrien distractedness going on here. shes previously shown signs of compartmentalizing ladybug and even having to face the fact that it isnt worth using up her power over adrien, but gosh golly, what gives?
princess/princesse fragrance
ive seen criticisms of how ladybug was written to be overly competent in this episode, which i think is fair since it keeps happening, and its so late in the season by this point that its gotten tired.
volpina
i try not to be too judgmental, but frankly, adrien is not that great of a prize.
anyway, from what i can tell about this episode, i think that there was too much on marinettes flaws, which i really think is a bit much to have in the last chronological episode of a season. its already been established that she makes mistakes with her decisions, but i just thought her unequal prioritization of adrien was too much. it just seemed contrived to squeeze in scenes that the creators wanted to animate regardless of overall context in the show, which is really unfortunate because of how the show becomes a little less chronologically ambiguous at this point.
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cerulane · 5 years
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Pendant Dislocoeur, Chat Noir a touché Ladybug avec son cataclysme.
Fic assez courte. C’est sympathique à lire mais assez frustrant à cause d’une ellipse qui occulte totalement la guérison de Marinette. Dans le genre, je préfère de loin Infected même si Cataclysm est plus crédible sur la manière dont Marinette est blessée par le pouvoir de Chat Noir.
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Miraculous Guide TV -- 2 juil. 2022
Heures de séances en Disney Channel Belgique
00:18 ~~ Mangeamour (La Bataille des Miraculous - partie 1)
03:05 ~~ Antibug
03:30 ~~ Ladybug & Chat Noir (Origines – Partie 1)
03:50 ~~ Volpina
04:15 ~~ Gigantitan
04:35 ~~ Gorizilla
04:55 ~~ Riposte
05:20 ~~ Robostus
07:15 ~~ Le jour des Héros - Partie 2
10:00 ~~ M. Pigeon
10:20 ~~ Lady Wifi
10:45 ~~ Le Dessinateur
11:05 ~~ Rogercop
11:30 ~~ Le Dislocoeur
12:00 ~~ Le Chevalier Noir
12:20 ~~ Le Mime
23:16 ~~ Poupéflekta
23:38 ~~ Desperada
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The Akuma’s not going to deal with himself!
Episode 25 Part 12
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Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
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Truth Or Dare?
AO3 / FFN
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Adrien gulped, completely frozen in his seat under the gaze of his demonic classmates, the almighty, notorious peer-pressure throwing a concert whilst his Lady continued to act like that the string on the floor was far more interesting than the fact that her newly discovered partner was currently in the hot seat. 'Now how do I answer this!?' He panicked internally, twiddling with his thumbs and praying to the Gods more reliable than Plagg that Marinette would suddenly come up with some brilliant, top-notch plan that would surely get them both out of this. Especially if she doesn't want him to whimper out: "Ya got me! It was Marinette when she kissed the evil out of me after I got shot by Dislocoeur, hahaha! Oh, do I need to mention that I have no recollection of it whatsoever and that I was decked up in my usual catsuit whilst she was in her polka-dotted onesie? A brilliant first kiss, amirite!? Not to mention that our second kiss was also wiped from my memory, cheers for that Alya and Nino!"
Pairing - Adrinette Prompt - 'Truth or Dare?' ~(x)~ . . . Adrien was fucked. He was entirely, thoroughly, immensely fucked. And not in the literal way much to the teen's utter dismay and painful frustration. And certainly not anytime soon, judging by his princesse's stiff, flustered posture who was on the floor across him, along with the rest of their class sitting in a circle (sans Lila and Chloé, Dieu merci). Gremlin-like smirks were etched on their friends' mischievous faces and sinister cackles escaped their mouths like the Madhatter from Alice Au Pays Des Merveilles. Even timid ol' Sabrina wore a grin that would rival the Cheshire cat. But never mind that. What was the cherry on top was how both he and Marinette just found out each other's identities no more than ten minutes prior. The two idiots were desperately sprinting back to collège Françoise Dupont after their latest akuma battle without noticing the other, only to literally collide into one other and their transformation to wear off immediately, leaving them both with matching gaping expressions. If luck was on his side, the scenario would have carried on with Adrien whipping out 'suave move #9236' and channelling his inner 'Tamaki Suoh', helping his Lady to her feet with a smile so sexy and seductive (guaranteed to win her over of course) and then him proceeding to ask her out for a cup of coffee where they can talk! Then, he would have totally charmed her with another brilliant smile that would have surely fly kicked away whatever feelings she had for that 'other' boy (he named him M. Imbécile), caressing that soft, soft cheek of hers with his hand and surely they would have leaned in for a hot, passionate, true love's kiss (and he'd finally know what it's like to be properly smooched)! MAIS NON. NON. His five seconds of absolute happiness, of pure bliss after finding out that the two girls he bloody loved so damn much and practically worshipped, were one and the same- WAS INTERRUPTED. . The inconveniently timed Ladyblogger and her DJ boyfriend arrived at the scene, practically snatching both him and Marinette away and back to class, babbling about how Mme. Bustier was going to arrive late hence they were going to take advantage of it. By taking advantage, they meant avoiding all responsibilities by playing a specific game. A game that Adrien has learnt to now, unconditionally despise. . "We're not getting any younger here, Buttercup. Tell us, who was your first kiss? And don't even think about lying your way out, we can tell by your face that you definitely got some sort of action~" Alya's glasses flashed in such a devilish way, even Le Papillon would have found himself shitting his pants. "Of course, if you don't want to answer the truth...you can always pick dare," 'LIKE HELL I WILL!' The last person to have picked 'dare' was Rose and she was instructed to deliver a hearty smack to Kim's bum! The teen model pretty much vowed that the only booty his hands were allowed to touch was Marinette's, with consent obviously. And vice versa. And the person before Rose who chose 'dare' was Nino! He was dared to sneak outside, climb to the top of the building's rooftop and sing Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' from the top of his lungs, recording himself live on Instagram as proof. It was a miracle that he never got caught by the staff! Again, the feline hero very much preferred that any attempts of his serenading would only be heard by the ears of the love of his life. . Adrien gulped, completely frozen in his seat under the gaze of his demonic classmates, the almighty, notorious peer-pressure throwing a concert whilst his Lady continued to act like that the string on the floor was far more interesting than the fact that her newly discovered partner was currently in the hot seat. 'Now how do I answer this!?' He panicked internally, twiddling with his thumbs and praying to the Gods more reliable than Plagg that Marinette would suddenly come up with some brilliant, top-notch plan that would surely get them both out of this. Especially if she doesn't want him to whimper out: "Ya got me! It was Marinette when she kissed the evil out of me after I got shot by Dislocoeur, hahaha! Oh, do I need to mention that I have no recollection of it whatsoever and that I was decked up in my usual catsuit whilst she was in her polka-dotted onesie? A brilliant first kiss, amirite!? Not to mention that our second kiss was also wiped from my memory, cheers for that Alya and Nino!" Unfortunately, (once again) for him, not even his pleading kitty eyes were able to penetrate the wall of aloofness that Marinette held between them, leaving him completely on his own, ready to be torn apart by their friends' malevolent hands. He was the equivalent of a teeny tiny, illegally cute kitten, surrounded by a circle of hungry, deadly, carnivorous wolves, licking their chops! Yet, Marinette remained unphased, pretending to stare out into space and think about what her Maman and Papa would prepare for dinner as if Adrien's scrutinising gaze weren't like arrows all over her side. However, much to her disadvantage, Agreste is her partner and he knew her very, very well. The desperate cat was able to pinpoint the cold sweat that was growing on her forehead, knowing that his presence was starting to get to her and conscious of the fact that she cannot ignore him for long either. 'Come on Marinette, you can't resist me forever. Please help!' His lack of any sort of psychic powers didn't stop him from wishing that she could read his mind but dammit did he try. 'Don't you love your pauvre Chaton!? Aidez-moi s'il vous plaît, My Lady!!!' Just before he could resort to begging out loud, Alix Kubdel... ...snickered. Simply from that evil, ominous sound, both Adrien and Marinette paled on the spot at a speed faster than M. Césaire's panther could ever dream of running at. "Ever since we asked you that question, not once have you looked away from Marinette...now why is that~?" The short girl's insight caused the rest of the class to gasp cheekily and "Oooh~?" simultaneously, their ferocious appetite for juicy gossip now at full throttle much to both heroes' apprehension. "And you, Mari! You look like a kid who got caught stealing from the cookie jar. I think the two of you have something big to admit to the rest of us, hmm?" "...No-oooo...?" Dupain-Cheng refused to make eye contact with anyone, her lips stuck between what looked like a grimace and a fake smile, continuing her sentence which was just as truthful as Jagged Stone's claims of being in his mid-twenties. "I am still a lowly virgin maiden in the kissing department...heheh...heh..." Adrien on the other hand blinked owlishly as he finally came to a conclusion, his singular working brain cell grinding its gear through his thought process. Oh? Ohoh??? OHOHOOHOH??????? . "So that means I was your first kiss too?" . If there was a compilation labelled "Top Ten Ways That Adrien Mothafuckin' Stupid Agreste Fucked Up"... This would be number one. "...You didn't hear me say that out loud...right?" He gulped meekly, shrinking under the astonished looks that everyone gave him, his Lady's jaw dropping further than what he assumed was humanely possible. He. Was. Fucked. . The entire classroom erupted with utter chaos. Ranging from high pitched squeals from Alya, Rose, Mylène and Kim to "HOLY SHIT!" and "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?" from Alix, Nino, Juleka and so on. Even Marinette was left burning brighter than a tomato, covering her face in embarrassment along with her iconic mantra: "THIS IS A DISASTER!!!" and shaking her head. Money was exchanged from secretive bets that were placed on the model and designer, naughty comments were thrown around left and right and even more! If one were to enter the room right now, they'd think that they've just stumbled across a hectic zoo. Never in his life did Adrien want the ground to swallow him up so badly or even run away at the speed of sound to an unknown island where he would live off of fruit and grow old all alone without ever getting married. Marinette probably- no, she definitely hates him now. Her refusal to come out of her 'Don't talk to me, I'm catastrophising' human ball and face him was more than enough evidence to prove that. Who was he kidding, thinking that he would be able to get such a wonderful, spectacular girl like her to fall for a hopeless, ridiculous nincompoop like him? His attempts in the past never worked out before and it certainly wouldn't have worked out now. Forget about pursuing a romantic relationship with her, he's one-hundred percent sure that he's absolutely tarnished what was left of their friendship! He can visualise his terrifying, depressing excuse of a future already. No more shy, cute greetings with a gorgeous smile in the mornings before class from Marinette. No more fun banter and warm hugs on their favourite patrol environments from Marinette. No more cheeky jokes and flirty teasing from Marinette. No more timid conversations and saying his name in the most softest way he's ever heard from Marinette. And, no more perfect "Bien joué!" fist bumps after an akuma battle from Marinette... How...how was he supposed to live without her? 'Shit, I can feel my eyes starting to water...' He took a deep breath, staring at the ceiling to force the traitorous tears away from daring to come out. The last thing Marinette needed was to deal with a dumb crybaby like him after he's just embarrassed her like that with his stupid, big mouth- "-But when did this happen, Marinette??? Girl, why didn't you tell me!?" Snapping out of his self-pity, Adrien tuned back into the pandemonium, wincing at how mortified Marinette still looked (albeit she was no longer in her cocoon of doom). She pursed her lips at Alya with that adorable pout of hers, unsure of how to answer with something that didn't sound like a terrible excuse. . Finally, a solid answer blared in Adrien's brain, the blonde teen adamant that he turned the situation around and salvaged what was left of the bond between him and his Princesse. For now, he can focus on the dreadful future after he got the current situation sorted. He would do anything to make Marinette feel good around him again. "It was during that time we were at le Musée Grévin when I invited Alya, Nino, Marinette and Manon to join me," He ignored the way that their classmates leaned closer with wide grins, focusing on sending a quiet apology to Marinette's direction with his pleading eyes alone. "I was being dumb and tried to play a prank on Marinette when the other three were away. I ended up tripping and Marinette tried to help me but I accidentally pulled her down with me and...we accidentally kissed..." Although the scenario wasn't fully true, Marinette did manage to land a light peck upon his lips during that incident and that's all it took for it to be branded in his memory. The sear of foreign warmth that left his lips in tingles, the subtle taste of strawberry gloss that left him hungry for more and the unadulterated softness that rivalled even the most expensive of silk. He hoped that his little white lie towards the end was enough to alleviate what was left of Marinette's embarrassment, deaf to their classmates' coos and brows furrowed to emphasise how sorry he was to the girl he loves. Although there was still a hint of pink on her cheeks, her expression was something that he wasn't able to decipher and that only made his heart race even faster than before. 'Please don't hate me, please don't hate me, please don't hate me-' "So how was the kiss, then?" Ivan waggled his eyebrows, both him and his girlfriend playfully winking at Marinette at her protesting stammers. "Oh? E-Erm...it was very quick and brief so I didn't get a chance to enjoy it-" His treacherous eyes decided to land on Marinette's lips midway, his mind screaming to stop digging a deeper hole for himself. He wasn't quick enough to flit his gaze away, the indication that he wanted to kiss her again so painfully obvious that even a blind person would have noticed. "-It was very soft and nice, however! I don't regret it-" Suddenly... . ...Marinette stood up. Adrien felt like his heart was going to bust out of his chest with the way it ricocheted against his ribcage, his emerald eyes wide with apprehension and his breath lodged in his throat as if a vice was clasped around his neck. Was she going to kill him? He certainly thought he deserved it. "Alya," The heroine in disguise began, the teen model unable to hide his flinch. "Dare me to kiss Adrien." 
She lifted her head to face her partner, her sapphire blues no longer hidden in the shadows of her fringe and sparkling with both amusement and...love? Her kissable lips were upturned into a confident smile with a gloss that was begging for him to taste and he was absolutely losing his mind. Was he dreaming? He must be dreaming. Yes. No way in the seven heavens would Marinette, THE Marinette, would want to kiss HIM, the embodiment of bad luck! Yet, the twinkling of her eyes and the warmth that radiated from her as she walked closer and closer towards him said otherwise. He didn't even hear Alya's excited declaration for Marinette's dare, solely focused on the way his Lady kneeled in front of him, smoothed her hands towards his cheeks and cupped them so gingerly. . "Pucker up, Buttercup," Marinette murmured against his lips with an endearing smirk, grazing her nose with his and rubbing his cheeks with her thumbs before sealing the kiss. . With all the romantic daydreams and boyish yearning he went through when it came to Marinette's lips, Adrien thought that he was well prepared for the real deal if the day were to ever come, disregarding his bad luck of course. However, he has been wrong before. He's absolutely, definitely, positively wrong now. The brief, shocked, brush of lips back in the wax museum was barely a taster. Barely a glimpse of the real thing. Not even close to a sample of the luxury. From the moment she pressed her lips against his, Adrien was hit with an outstanding overwhelm of fervour, tenderness and sweetness. His body instinctively shuddered as a pleasant fire seeped from her mouth to his and then coursed through the veins of the rest of his body, his hand that was clutching his precious good luck charm gift from Marinette then loosening its grip and automatically reaching for her cheek. His piano fingers dug into the locks of one of her ponytails, entangling them. 'If this really is a dream, then please, don't wake me up,' The sensation was slightly odd and just, indescribable at the same time. Yet, the more he tasted that strawberry gloss, the more her lips moved against his, the further he fell in love, addicted to the sugar that he's craved for so long. His red-tipped ears were oblivious to the class' whoops and cheers, his heart crashing against his chest louder than ever and the feel of hers doing just the same against him had him soaring. 'She never hated me all along, right? This isn't a kiss of hate at all,' But most importantly, the feeling of Marinette's pulse quickening from when his fingertips slid down to meet the side of her sensitive neck, cradling the back of it and the almost inaudible whimper she let out, was branded to his touch and memory like an imprint. 'So this is a real first kiss? Is this what Marinette felt when she kissed me to get rid of Kim's spell? How did she manage to keep her composure around me since then?' Just as Marinette pulled away, her eyes shimmering with wonderful emotions and her lips as beautifully rosy as her cheeks, Adrien couldn't resist and pulled her back in without a beat. As if to make up for all those missed opportunities, all the moments where he could have stolen her breath away and all those unsaid words that surely would have made them happy. They could talk about the reveal and their feelings afterwards in the safety of Marinette's humble balcony without any prying eyes. They could sort out their overwhelming emotions and bask through their memories over that cup of coffee that Adrien now has the confidence to ask her out on. But just for now, the two of them wanted to enjoy their present and make the most of it. 'Sweet, sweet, sweet, she's so sweet...' . . . ~(x)~ A/N: Ah shit it's six am. I'll edit this tomorrow.
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