Twisted Wonderland: Dorm leaders with Naruto!reader
Naruto crossover (Ninja! Reader)
Reader = you
Riddle got it way longer and everything got shorter as I went on.
And this took way longer than I expected.
My work is getting more and more as summer reaches its peak so... yeah.
I’ll do my best.
Feel free to request.
-You’re a ninja. Like those people who sneak around in black suits?-
Riddle will think about sneaky spies going around killing people.
And you’ll have to explain him the truth.
To begin with you’ll have to find a reason for the flashy outfit you usually wear.
And for your jutsu, since you don’t supposedly have magic.
After some internal analysis of the information you gave him he’ll kinda get it.
So... before you came you were just out of the Academy which means you really aren’t that great yet.
And he’ll definitely want to help you go back to your career.
After all you worked really hard to become a ninja.
Anyway he’ll be very intrigued by your jutsus and he’ll be even more surprised when you tell him they’re just basic.
He already find them annoyingly amazing!
Although he gets really mad when you spread clones all over the school.
And furthermore he can’t even restrain you!
You’re using your cha- thing and it’s not magic.
Please stop because he’ll have an identity crisis if you keep up!
How can he behead you without beheading you fro real?
Because he can’t really stop you otherwise.
Still he’ll be glad to have someone else to help keep others in check.
Because you’ll help HIM, right?
Wait, you kill other ninja your age just to get promoted?
Now he gets why you took him seriously every time he shouted “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD”!
He’s not in position to speak but to kill and hurt others like that sounds... twisted?
Still he does appreciate your qualification.
Even though he may get a bit worried whenever you make remarks about hurting others.
He knows you can.
And given what you told him about the Chunin exams he won’t put it behind you to not cut Ace’s throat for a bad prank.
Okay, you know what?
He can’t stomach the idea of you going around killing others.
So he’ll just listen to the spy-part.
He loves how sneaky you are.
That is as long as you don’t cause any mess.
Because he’ll definitely try restrain you somehow in that case.
He can’t surely have you stealing and spying on others.
He’s pretty sure that’s against the Rules.
And common ethical code.
At first he’ll mistake you for one of those future tellers so you better explain right away that you are not there to con students.
You can just predict movements of your enemies and copy others magic.
And he finds that pretty useful.
He’ll have you become a second Riddle that goes around cutting off others heads.
Although the first time he said that you thought he seriously wanted to cut off others’ heads.
You know... literally.
Once that is cleared up he’ll record a video of him using his unique magic so that you can replicate it.
And you two will become the school’s most feared duo.
And he’ll be there to listen if you want to talk to him about your family... issues.
Although lighten it up a little because he’s a big (short) baby so... delete the creepy parts.
He doesn’t really get it but he does.
To briefly resume it, he thinks you see energy moving in a body.
And he also believes that you have eyes all over your head.
With tailed beast
At first he’ll believe it is only your inner voice.
Then maybe that your possessed.
Which isn’t that far from reality.
It will take a bit for him to get it all but he will.
And he doesn’t care as long as you don’t make messes.
You can’t let your tailed beast out.
Although he’s tempted to ask you to let them out if someone makes him mad.
You’re a ninja?
Well... he says he couldn’t care less but in reality he’s quite curious.
After all cats lions are curious by nature.
Huh, do you think you can impress him with that little tricks of yours?
Still he likes having your clones pamper him.
And he despises when you have a piece of wood substitute you when he hugs you.
He’ll never let you out of his sight anymore if you do it again!
Or is it what you want, herbivore?
On one side he understands: world is for the strongest.
You know... rule of the fittest.
But he’s a civilised lion so the idea of kids trying to kill each other for a promotion isn’t exactly his kind of thing.
Although he has some possible targets in mind already.
Still your abilities are quite good.
He can’t wait to see what you’re going to do with them.
That is as long as you don’t go against him.
Because then he’d have to show you who’s the king.
(Btw: he thinks he is but his big brother might have a slightly different idea)
Do you still take in request?
You gotta explain him you’re not an assassins for hire.
H’ll even try persuade you kill someone.
Like that damn dragon.
Or maybe that annoying hyena.
And he’s going to ask you whether you’ve ever killed a king or not.
Of course, it’s not like he’s got a brother (who coincidentally is a king) and he hates him.
Of course not.
He’ll never tell you but he really doesn’t mean it.
He loves him (deep inside. Probably).
That’s some useful skill he’d like.
Very useful for strategies and planning, which are his kind of things.
Still, if you tell him, he’ll listen to your clan’s... tragic story.
He’ll try be more sensitive about killing off his own brother, you know... not that nice of an idea.
But apart from that he’ll act as if he doesn’t care.
But it’s not like he cares that much.
He thinks it’s kinda funny how your face turns when you use it.
And it is useful too.
But it fades away if compared to your others abilities.
He also seem to appreciate a lot Twin Lions.
Just so you know.
With tailed beast
He loves it.
Especially if it’s a cat like tailed beast.
He loves when you use that power and he finds charming how you’re able to control it or anyway keep it in check.
That’s some will power!
He’ll surely want you by his side.
This boy is kind of a nerd so he’ll know what you’re talking about, although he might have some misconceptions about it.
He’ll find it cool and he’ll prepare a scam deal for you right away.
If they were a bit more advanced he’d definitely try scam make a deal with you.
But as for now they’re not interesting enough.
Although he must admit he finds it cool.
He was soo close to make a deal with you and take your abilities away...
When you told him about the Chunin exams.
And that was a real turn off because he instantly stopped wanting those abilities.
You worked so hard to get them and risked your life for that promotion...
He can just hire you whenever he needs your skills.
Well... that’s interesting, although he’s a bit reluctant.
He gave up on trying to scam you, since you probably are well wary of trickeries of any kind and he doesn’t want to risk getting killed by you for trying to take your powers.
Plus he doesn’t think he’ll ever need your services except for information.
For now he doesn’t plan on killing or torturing anyone.
You better be very wary of him.
He’s going to try steal your Sharingan all the time.
That is until you tell him your clan’s tragedy.
Then he’ll quit and let you be.
He’s not heartless, you know?
Not completely, at least.
You’re not safe anywhere near him.
You’ve literally got no sob story to stop him from trying to scam you.
That is if you don’t have the cursed seal.
Is it so hard to find someone he can take powers from without any sob stories getting in his way?!
With tailed beast
If you’ve been ostracised because of it you’re safe.
And he’ll sympathise with you because it kinda happened to him too.
He also finds it really cool.
Well... he doesn’t care about your work and, although he appreciates the grace in your movements, he’s gonna redo your whole wardrobe.
There’s no chance he’s going to let you fight with that horrible piece of cloth.
If you are going to be a ninja you better be a stylish one to be the least.
Well... he doesn’t find headbands that stylish but he can get over it.
If you let him fix your outfit.
He’ll make it practical and beautiful.
Now he (n.f.A: SPOILER!!!) has tried curse someone himself to get them out of a competition but to just kill anyone!
With no other reason than to get a promotion!
He’s going to politely disagree on that.
And he’ll start thinking every ninja is a complete psycho.
One look and anyone with a sense of style dies.
No need to use weapons.
For real though... ANBU’s uniforms are not that fashionable so he’ll surely dislike it.
Get ready to become the most stylish ANBU ever!
Even though it’s useful too he will mainly focus on its wonderful aesthetic.
He totally approves.
When you tell him about the Uchiha genocide he will try comfort you about it but he will still find your red eyes beautiful.
With that veins!
He’ll forbid you to use it ever again!
And if he ever catches you... he’ll probably curse you.
If you have the cursed seal he’ll suggest you the best ways to hide it, if you want.
With tailed beast
But he won’t be that interested since it doesn’t usually affect your look.
Kalim Al Asim
He has absolutely no idea of what a ninja does but that’s so cool anyway!
You’re moves are just soooo great!!
Please teach him!
He’s in love!
Let him try!
He’ll follow you like a puppy more than usual!
He adores you and beg you to teach him so much that you’ll just give in.
He finds your abilities cool but it’s better if you don’t tell him about the exams.
That is if you don’t want half the school searching for you.
To beat your ass.
Don’t you dare tell him about your job.
If you have to you can just tell him you’re a spy.
Don’t taint his innocence.
Don’t you dare!
He loves it all.
In case you didn’t already notice: he loves anything that’s not violent or mean
Show him anything.
Just don’t sadden him with your story.
No one wants him to cry.
That’s even more heartbreaking.
Are you like those he sees in his video games?!
Can you use some jutsus!?
Can you throw shurikens?
He’ll drown you in questions.
Then he’ll realise it, blush and... faint.
Idia.exe stopped working.
He’ll gush all the time!
And then get embarrassed.
Still he’ll try invent something to help you improve your abilities.
With... different grades of success.
This is even worst than if you were a genin.
And all the different grades of success become either a great jutsu or an horrible failure.
Let’s just say Riddle might have really lost his temper, one time.
He almost overblotted.
He definitely doesn’t approve the Chunin exams but he won’t mind it that much.
He’s glad you survived so he could study meet you.
He is practically in love (he won’t say it).
He finds it creepy and amazing!
And if he ever fanboys he’ll then blush and almost faint.
Or maybe he’ll directly faint.
That’s like a super powerful move!
He’ll ask you to use it as much as possible because he wants to study it at the best of his possibilities.
Since he doesn’t know how to act with people he’ll just pat your head when you tell him about your clan’s history.
Usually it works with Ortho so...
Is he doing well? Please tell him he’s a good boy
He adores it!
And he’ll try his best to free you of the Cursed seal, if you have it!
With tailed beast
He fanboys all over it and he’ll probably beg you to show him all of your forms.
Maybe organise a zoom meeting with your tailed beast too, you know.
He’ll also try comfort you about the excluded life you led (in case your situation was similar to Naruto’s)
That is indeed something intriguing but he has seen a lot of weird things and... people.
He wishes you good luck with impressing or surprising him.
Still he won’t really bother caring about it that much.
He’s seen loads of impressing stuff so those newbie moves won’t impress him.
Although you move quite well.
In fact you remind him a bit of Lilia.
He will like your abilities and question you about how you passed the Chunin exams.
If you killed someone and you have problems with that (n.f.A: “I wish I could have tortured them/I wish I could have killed more” are not problems. They’re righteous regrets people have when they’re given the chance to kill) he’ll try comfort you at the best of his abilities.
Such as by walking in creepy deserted places alone with him.
He doesn’t particularly like it but he understands the need of someone to fill that role and he won’t hold any prejudices.
After all it would be a bit hypocritical if he was to discriminate you for being a bit scary and strong.
He knows how it is to be alone but he’ll try his best to focus on your ability, if you want, and he’ll help you not get drowned by your clan’s past.
Still he’s not impressed.
He likes it.
He finds it useful and graceful so he’ll enjoy seeing you practice.
If you have the cursed seal he’ll make it his life goal to free you of it.
He’s a fan of it.
With tailed beast
In a pleasant way.
At first he believed you were possessed (which is not that far from the truth) but once you explain it to him, or even better: once you show him...
He’s in love!
Not quite but he’ll surely keep a close eye on you (n.f.A: that sounds creepy)
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