Ekko: *Playing with a sparkler peacefully*
Jinx: *Running behind her holding a sparkler in the air* SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIRE!
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Caitlyn: My food's is too hot. I can't eat it.
Vi: You're too hot, but I still eat you.
Jinx: *slams her hands on the table* ONE DINNER
Jinx: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER, THAT'S ALL I ASK
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Vi: Let’s say, hypothetically, that someone you loved made a mistake. Would you still love them?
Caitlyn, not looking up: Which part of Piltover did you set on fire?
Vi: Why do you always assume it was me??
Caitlyn:
Vi:
Vi: Yeah it’s downtown-
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Yn:it’s kinda muggy outside
Renata:if I go outside and all my mugs are on the sidewalk I’m putting you up for adoption
(Yn drinking coffee out of a bowl)
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Bort: You have to apologize to Mr.Thresh
Agoros: Fine.
Agoros: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Bort: Agoros, keep an eye on Mr.Thresh today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Agoros: Sure, I’d love to see Thresh get punched.
Bort: Try again.
Agoros, sighing: I will stop Thresh from getting punched.
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Thresh: Hey Agoros,
Agoros: Yes?
Thresh: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Agoros:
Agoros: Where’s Bort?
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Nith: I told Agoros her ears flush when she lies.
Bort: Why?
Nith: Look.
Nith: Hey Agoros! Do you love us?
Agoros, covering her ears: No.
Bort:
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Bort, banging on the door: Mr.Thresh! Open up!
Thresh: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Agoros: No, he meant-
Nith: Let papa finish.
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Bort: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Thresh: Sanity, haven't seen you in years!
Agoros: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Nith: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Swain: My moral code, is that you?
Bort:
Bort: I was just gonna show you this cool bracelet my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Bort: Favorite horror movie?
Thresh: Saw
Agoros: It
Nith: Annabelle
Swain: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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I had to, I just had to
@nithhaiahh
@hook-and-chains
@corvoimperiale
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asking for help
caitlyn: ok, help me please?
jinx: i got 2 words for ya
caitlyn: and i bet they aren’t gonna be helpful…
jinx: your problem!
caitlyn: i was right
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Caitlyn: Vi. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life.
Vi: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Caitlyn, smiling sweetly: Livid.
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*The justice league asks the batfam for help on a case, but they are too busy in Gotham so the justice league takes matters into their own hands and does some crazy stuff*
Dick: This is a classic crossover move. We tell them we’re too busy, they commit a felony.
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jinx: you left me…
vi: no powder, you’re my sister and i love you. nothing will ever change that.
jinx:…i saw your girlfriend naked before you did?
vi: *re-equips gauntlets*
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Kai’sa: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Ahri:
Kai’sa: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Ahri: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms
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Vi: Let's play a game.
Vi: We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Caitlyn: Deal.
[3 episodes later]
Caitlyn: Dammit!
Vi: Ha, I make you happy!
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k'sante: you fainted, do you remember anything?
aphelios: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
ezreal: that wasn’t an ambulance, yone drove us
aphelios: but i heard a siren
kayn: that was sett
sett: sorry i got nervous
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Sett: Aphelios is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother.
Alune: Aphelios is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police.
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