Body Swap 72 Case CE/BB
Chris Evans had grown tired of his acting career and wanted a change, he heard of the Body Swap 72 program and decided to give it a try after all as rich as he was he could pick any body he wanted from their catalog
One caught his eye, Ok, So Chris decides to see how someone else lives and selects a seasoned leather Biker named Billy. Within moments they switch bodies. Chris as Billy adjusts to the aches and pains that come with age, but quickly falls in love with the leather which looks and feels amazing. Chris Finds himself unable to stop touching his new body the scent o f his musk mixed with the leather somehow is making him horny as hell. He needs to find release but quickly discovers his new body isn't attracted to women and as if on autopilot Chris climbs on to his motorcycle and heads to a nearby Gay bar, the Black Cycle.
He enters the bar with his new look. He quickly catches the eyes of everyone inside. But one Boy catches his fancy from across the bar
He loves his look, his youth and his body. He walks over asking him if he'd like to spend some time with him. The Boy replies, Yes daddy as he heads in back to dress more appropriately.
They head back to Billy's place which happens to be a leather sex store he owns. Chris's new dick straining his leather pants as he can't wait to have his way with this young stud.
The two have an instant connection and before he knows it Chris and his new boy toy have spent the entire 72 hours together. As the time clicks closer to being up Chris goes into the bathroom, he doesn't want his boy to see the change. The Timer is up and nothing happens, he should have been thrust back into his own body but he wasn't, what the fuck? He thought, panicking now, worried he'd be spending the rest of his life as a horned up Leather Daddy.
Over the next 24 hours he discovers Billy in his body used some of his wealth to bribe one of the e workers at the BS72 company to make three swap permanent. Chris was now Biker Billy forever, but as he walked out to the bedroom at least he found him the boy of his dreams.
Weeks later New Billy found a picture of his old body at a gay club in LA. Seems Billy made himself right at home.
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BROOOOOOOOOO. (sorry if the following is cringe, i am a little drunk at a party but i saw your ask about favourite stories. and now I'm in the loo for a second typing up this reply)
so. scylla and charybdis is a MASTERPIECE and I will review it soon.
the shack at the end of the lane makes me SOB.
sparkling cyanide is a work on language and the meaning of freedom of rare beauty (and also. how. in very few words you say the world)
your latest on merope (i won't even try to write the name from memory) but it made me UGLY CRY. that "I'm mucky" stuck in my brain and now i am severely emotional just thinking about it fuck my makeup.
bookbinding is a masterpiece of a romcom and inhuman resources made me squeal (too much time with roddy's missus lol, and my poor roddie getting his arm bitten by an inferius my poor baby)
death eaters in paradise is my most re-read out of yours (I ADORE IT)- then again, roddy slander which i cannot tolerate but there's lots of lucius slander too and CAGA makes me giggle every time i read it (and also the poor bell boy, and druella is a bitch and the gaudy cocktails and oh my god i love your writing so much)
i haven't read everlasting ink yet but as soon as i review all the others i will get to it, you deserve it.
all of this being said. my favourites of yours? atramentum. and other women and of purer blood. i. love. them. think about them maybe once a day each, every day. love them. you deserve 29307945 views and kudos. and a kiss. and one of my martinis❤️
oh darling. i hope your hangover wasn't too awful after this. not least because i'm chuckling.
and also preening, because i love attention and the opportunity to talk about myself. although not to repeat myself - i've talked about some of these already: scylla and charybdis here, the shack at the end of the lane here, sparkling cyanide here, bookbinding here, inhuman resources here, and other women and of purer blood here.
of the others...
we can't discuss bó na leath adhairce without having the song on in the background.
as i've said elsewhere, merope gaunt has become one of my favourite characters to explore this year, in particular because she provides an excellent insight in how the series thinks about things like motherhood, desire, love, and death.
in this piece, she is the lens through which we can examine how the series thinks about a theme which is surprisingly prominent in it, given that it's a story about a not-particularly-observant teenage boy: beauty.
the harry potter series is suspicious both of those who are unnaturally beautiful and those who are unnaturally lacking in beauty. harry is a physical everyman - neither too good-looking nor identifiably unattractive - and the female characters the book likes, especially ginny and hermione, are hot enough that we know they're not bad or unsympathetic people (not like ugly old rita skeeter, or pansy parkinson, or moaning myrtle, or dolores umbridge) but also not so hot that they need to be considered bad in a different way (like fleur, until the point she proves she has inner beauty too and ginny and molly accept her...)
this isn't only a spectrum reserved for the female characters (lockhart gets the fleur treatment - the idea that being good-looking or vain is indicative of some deeper moral weakness; peter pettigrew is unattractive as well as a cunt), but it intersects with one of the series' main gendered aspects: that stereotypically feminine interests are silly, and that women who wish to be considered substantial in some way don't care about them.
the main example of this is, of course, the difference between lavender and hermione. the one is silly, giggly, and girly, the other is clever, sensible, and authentic. the one is the sort of girl you have a fling with, the other is the woman you marry.
merope is an ugly character - and, therefore, one which the narrative is not particularly sympathetic towards - but her ugliness also comes accompanied by a jealous desire for beauty she cannot attain, in the forms of tom riddle sr. and his pretty girlfriend, cecilia. neither of these two are shown to be nice or sympathetic people either (tom sr. is a dick in his only canon appearance, and the narrative emphasises at other points that the riddles are rude and unpopular). merope and tom exist, then, at the two extremes of attractiveness which the series regards as negative.
but merope is also someone whose life is unrelentingly miserable. in the fact that it is devoid of beauty, it is also devoid of comfort, pleasure, safety, opportunity and so on. much as the series is critical of love that is not sacrificial, it is critical of covetousness, frivolity, or silliness. but these things are not simply morally neutral, but morally good. and a girl who is clearly - if we read between the lines of canon - the subject of degrading and violent abuse at the hands of her male relatives should be able to find comfort in the pretty ephemera of womanhood. sometimes a lipstick is a lipstick and a unicorn is a unicorn. sometimes they're a lifeline.
death (eaters) in paradise and atramentum come together (bellatrix: i'm listening), because the latter is in very many sense the serious version of the former.
my justification for why bellamort are a good couple is consistent across things that i write with them in: that he is one of the only men in her life who sees her as a real person, and who understands her desire to escape the rigid conventions of her gender and social class; that she understands his need for love and attention, and that she is far more sympathetic to his childhood trauma than he is willing to admit. the idea that this is the only authentic relationship in either of their lives is one i sincerely believe in, in contrast to the assumption from outside the ship that they can have nothing in common or that there is no honesty there.
both of these pieces have that idea of authenticity - of something real existing underneath pretty set-dressing - as a key theme, alongside the idea that voldemort admires anyone who is interested in making their own life.
atramentum is obviously the sadder of the two, looking as it does at the comfort bellatrix finds in a draughty attic bedroom as the dark lord prepares to go to the potters.
death (eaters) in paradise features bellamort on a package holiday in marbella. and true, we do have to say rip to the bell-boy, killed in the service of trying to wingman for the dark lord.
everlasting ink deals, of course, with what bellamort leave to the world.
i'm a delphini stan account (let me live!), and i think she's a hugely interesting cipher for all sorts of people's neuroses. normally in my writing, those people are her father and her father's various boyfriends, but here it's harry and ginny.
hinny's divergent relationships with lord voldemort (harry loves the hot one, who's also an orphan; he's the one that ruined ginny's life! the snake-faced one literally doesn't realise ginny exists; he's the spectre haunting harry's entire world!) is one of the reasons i don't think they're a particularly good or interesting couple, but here they're dealing with their own baggage and making it work.
with the help of an only mildly sinister toddler, who has big brown eyes, the ability to speak to snakes, and a love of custard she certainly didn't get from bellatrix...
delphini grows up to be a hot slut with a foul mouth. ginny's influence, i'm sure.
[now, for a little sneak peek...]
it is true that poor, useless rodolphus isn't having a great time in my stuff, i'll admit to it. (although i do think he'll put in a better showing in scylla and charybdis than he has in many other things, not least because the main character assassination happening there is to regulus.)
the issue, i fear, is that he doesn't have much interest in witches. maybe he and bella both like tall, thin men with blood on their hands? or maybe roddy's more inclined towards a ginger - we'll have to see if the tawdry little romance he'll be having with percy weasley as per a prompt i'm filling for rare pair fest will make him any cheerier...
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Made-up Fic title: "Gar taldin ni jaonyc - gar sa buir, ori'wadaasla" 😏😏
Hmm... It would be a series of short tales, each one focusing on different clone from Kyrimorut and their ups and downs of becoming a father. But also about their wives because buir is used for a mother too.
There would be Atin and Laseema with their four children. The troubles while giving birth to their second child (Laseema didn't feel well herself and the newborn was weak but both of them survived so the baby was given a name Parjir), their decision that two children is enough. But then the unplanned pregnacy with twins happend and there was more worries... but with so many medics and Jedi at home everything ended well.
Niner and Parja with their unexpected triplets (I don't know if I mentioned it but in Figgiverse Niner and Parja get married). Here would be a funny story about when she was giving birth and Niner was getting more and more nervous. He had to stay outside because Mij didn't want another clone to faint during their child birth. Tiggi and Etain were the only ones who knew there will be triplets (thanks to the Force) and were giggling at his reaction when he learned about it. So Mij decided to have a little fun too ;)
Ordo wondering if he will be as good father to his son as Kal was to him.
Dev and Gok'kie (Tiggi's older sister - one of the fellow orphans from the Coruscant streets) raising two half togrutan half human sons.
Etain and Darman finding happiness in being a family and watching their two kids grow up.
And of course Fi and Tiggi with their nine little devils angels. Tiggi's struggles to be a good mother while it seems (from her point of view) that everybody else got it right immediately.
Maybe there could be even Aku and his daughter giving him as much trouble as he gave his parents.
If there would be Aku maybe Makke and Kad should be here too with their three children. One older daughter and younger twins. And Makke's worries that her body doesn't look as good as before she gave birth to three children but Kad assures her that she is still beautiful and that he loves her no matter what :)
And I can't forget about Kandosii and Caaseanther with their little menaces twins ;) But that's not a Kyrimorut tale...
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