#leave my man alone OR ELSE

[blackkatdraws2]

I'm sad they didn't put him in more feminine clothing, I was so happy whenever I saw him in girls clothes :(

#my father in law is my wife #that's literally the name of the manhwa #idk if anybody else knows it but #weird manhwas with no plot doesnt stop me from liking the old men in it #leave me alone 💀 #my drawing museum #if you ignore the derailed roller coaster plot the old man is so fine #he turned into a kid at one point #no idea where THAT came from #anyway i stopped reading half-way because I got bored of the #plot??? idk what even happened to the plot

[isa-ah]

literally how do I cope with a movie where the baseline message is that trans children are treated like monsters who will destroy society but ultimately the only person they're trying to hurt is themselves bc they lack the love, support and resources their peers get unconditionally. and that the surveillance state would kill as many civilians as it takes to eradicate trans kids to maintain the status quo by any means necessary.

#and also that a cis gay man repeatedly ask nimona to be normal and just be a girl and wouldnt it just be easier #which is shit trans gay men have to hear constantly from cis gay men. fuck #we only ever went to a single gay bar in my life bc we spent the entire time being roasted by a bitter old queen who wouldnt stop harrassing #my husband for being trans wrong. that he was doing it to be inflammatory. that he was lying to me and everyone else by saying hes a man #we were there together! to spend time together! we had no intentions of speaking to anyone else or disrupting anyone elses night #but he wouldnt leave us alone. it went on for 45 minutes until we left. #bc we and specifically he dared to be a trans man in a gay space. fuck #i just cant stop thinking about it #nimona

[aliciamorov]

A POST TO SIMP FOR SEASON 7 RICK AHHHH (the photos are so bad bc i was taking pictures of my laptop☠️did I even write that right)

wet hair rick ✅

he's so FINEEEEEE MY LOOOORD

he gets more and more hot with every season (i want him so bad)

#rick and morty season 7 #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick sanchez x male reader #rick sanchez x reader #LORD HES SO FINE #i love rick sanchez so much #hugh jackman on rick and morty oh god 😭 #this season is gonna be so good #i love this old man #sexy hot scientist grandpa #HIS WET HAIR #my english is so bad like always #im polish guys leave me alone #anyways i want to marry this man so bad #im wearing full rick and morty outfit today ahhh #i couldn't think about anything else in school than rick and morty istg

[caycanteven]

He needs constant supervision or he’s going to be petty and pull some shit.

#sans au #caycantdoodle #lil man bittybones #lexs bitty #edgy bitty #the water bill nooo #lil shit moment #his rubber ducky is named Bucky cause he was too lazy to name it something else. #cant leave him alone for 3 minutes #constant super vision #I swear I’m gonna put him in a box on a high shelf #my art

[teeth-draws]

“What do you mean he’s scary!! Look at him!”

— taking artistic liberties to scrunkle the face of @shepherds-of-haven’s Blade Bronwyn - a man with 0.6% body fat lol

#shepherds of haven #if games #blade bronwyn #this is mc privelage at work #hc mcs but especially the ladies are like no he’s fine!! look he’s a lamb!! but if someone else tried this they’d get their wrists broken #being an artist (like being a writer) makes your proclivities rly obvious because in this instance you can tell that I love #babying men who could kickflip me into the sun #picking fights with famed assassins like… wow blade ur so confident for your height! and leave #blade likes girls with good hearts and Halle is not quite that but she IS an efficient worker so she always comes back with the win… #and a bunch of rescued orphans and mages and stuff it’s… not a reflection of her personality but rather her work ethic which even then #is reluctant and put-upon #she didn’t want to be a captain let alone commander she was meant to be using this gang of do-gooders to fulfil her fate and then bounce #but they’re all so wholesome and now she loves them despite her better judgement #and he’s so cute!! with his poetry and plants and the googly-eyed clam he keeps on his desk and talks to about his feelings!! #what’s a girl to do? #there’s only so strong you can be in the face of a man who tells you straight-faced he’d mcfucking die for you #talking the talk and walking the walk even to the most wary of wilderness orphans #as always blade you are a nightmare to draw I lost sleep over your skin tone #my foe of four years aka blade’s left elbow is cunningly hidden #their child would be a serious force of nature and also really tall #fanart #shoh #can you imagine the name? between austere ket names and whack mage names… #these are my parents: blade and halwendi. my name is steele mechanicus and I DONT want to talk about it #just realised that if his brother saw this shit he’d get blade stoned for being a public hussy gosh sorry better make an honest man of him #new blade hairstyle is a shaggy wolfcut bc I think it’s cute on him lmao #this is a really autistic couple honestly #not quite sure where to put his hands #like when you flip a shark upside down

[puppyeared]

Atla live action 😐

#thats my honest reaction 😐 #to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid #like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat #or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already #good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive #to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil #i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better #but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because #it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak #and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but #come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and #makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality #i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was #IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys' #and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall #AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think #plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS #a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason #im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your #audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small #thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small #its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers #i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang #anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and #rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz #netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub #no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same #ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me #i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing #yapping

[iwasbored777]

I literally don't care what anyone says about Gwen - I will always love her. If she took Miles' side they would give her a one way ticket to prison or her father's funeral or both - and they did that anyway. Stop acting like Miles is the only one who has problems and stop acting like there was any win-win option for Gwen cuz I will start eating concrete.

#he didn't want to listen to anyone who tried to warn him about anything and she had no choice but to listen and do as she was told #whether she liked it or not #I'm not saying it's his fault but it's not her either #if it was the other way around oh god if it was the other way around #i love to protect girls who are hated for having a personal life before their love life cuz i used to be like that #my friends told me that i should choose social life before my family #i chose family and i still didn't regret it #i get lonely #but i know that i made a good decision #anyways #spider man across the spider verse #gwen stacy #leave gwen alone or else #miles morales #across the spiderverse #spiderverse

[sieglinde-freud]

one of the best and most underrated parts of severa’s character is how she’s literally chrom’s biggest opp and she just doesnt give a fuck. she comes back in time and is one of the only kids to actually know who chrom is without him having to tell her (WHICH. BTW. NONE OF HIS SECOND KIDS CAN DO???) and she just starts hating like

like she hates his ass! and yes im aware of why but its just. its just so fucking funny, man…

#ann plays awakening #also if you cant tell by the garishly orange hair she is gaius’s daughter and i just. its only fitting. he’s so proud of her i bet #i love the gaius/cordelia family dynamic sorry everyone i know i know #BUT ITS FUNNNYYY… ITS FUNNYYYYYY!!!!! #they have been my comfort hets since my first awakening playthrougj leave me alone… #actually first fe playthrough ever. i paired their expies in fates first. man… #but yeah idk imagine being chrom and your sassiest friend’s daughter j comes at you calling you ugly #and then she goes and fucks your daughter like what #AND NOBODY ELSE GAF!!! FUCK YOU CHROM (i love chrom guys. i do. i swearsies i love chrom)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more dragons from my lair, ft Po & Aor

#now These were fun #its a good time trying out different settings and light sources #my art #dragons #flight rising #fr fanart #digital art #scribble garnish #these two together entertain me specifically bc theyre friends but theyre both Incredibly weird #and frankly bad at being dragons #one is a creepy little man who lives alone in a cave and does morally questionable magic shit #and the other is a creepy librarian who never leaves her library and hates it when other dragons use it #they were made to be friends. no one else was gonna do it

[set-phasers-to-whump]

leave (stay)

prompt: "leave me alone"

whumpee: illya kuryakin

fandom: the man from uncle

hello here's another sickfic for my beloved illya :) it's sort of pre ship napoleon/illya sort of not idk. what is romance even. hope you enjoy!!

“Leave me alone,” Illya mumbles into his folded arms, before Napoleon has even said anything, before Illya has even so much as glanced up to discover who is behind him. (From the tone of his voice, it’s abundantly clear he knows it’s Napoleon, anyway).

“Well, good afternoon to you, too, Peril.”

Illya does not move an inch, does not reply. Napoleon does not bother to attempt to fight off the instinct to tease him. 

“Sleeping on the job?” 

It is rather odd to find Illya like this, head pillowed atop his arms and a half-complete mission report in the typewriter. It’s something that Napoleon has done on…say, a few occasions, but Illya? He’s far too much of a rule-follower for something like this. 

“Go away,” is the only response Napoleon gets, and, well, if he insists. 

It’s lunchtime, anyway. Napoleon grabs his jacket and heads out to the street, making his way directly to his favorite sandwich shop a block and a half away. 

He eats at a small table by the window, watching the people on the sidewalk hustle by. The holiday season is fast approaching, and already many of them are carrying large department-store bags, surely laden with gifts. 

He muses, idly, on the topic of holidays and whether UNCLE might host - or be open to hosting, upon his gentle suggestion - a party. He wonders whether Illya would be opposed to receiving a present. Probably. 

He barely makes it back to the office before his allotted lunch time is up. He bumps into Waverly in the hall, who says nothing, merely raises an eyebrow. 

Napoleon flashes him a grin and gets the barest hint of a smile in return. He’ll count that as a strong success. 

He is expecting to return to business as usual in the office, but he discovers that Illya has not moved in the time that he has been gone, or, if he has, he’s come right back to the position Napoleon had left him in. 

He must really be tired, Napoleon thinks. After all, he’s seen Illya take out five men in two minutes after not sleeping for three days. Now, even a simple mission report seems to be too much. 

He stands behind Illya for several seconds, hoping for some acknowledgment of his presence. But nothing happens. 

I’m asking for it, he thinks, but goes ahead and jostles Illya’s shoulder anyway. 

He expects Illya’s head to snap up, perhaps for a punch to be thrown his way, or, at the very least, some strong words. 

Instead, Illya slowly lifts his head and turns around, docile as anything. Weird. 

He blinks at Napoleon, rubs a hand across his eyes. 

“Were you actually asleep?” Napoleon asks, not quite willing to believe it. 

Illya’s face morphs into what could be very charitably deemed a glare. 

“No.”

“Somehow, I don’t believe you.”

Illya shrugs. “This is not my problem. Go away.”

Undeterred, Napoleon presses on. “What did you get up to last night, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Sleeping.” Illya looks away from him. He’s angry, which is understandable, but - well, now Napoleon is really curious. And a little worried, not that anyone needs to know. 

“Is something the matter?”

“Yes. You will not leave me alone.”

With this, Illya stands up. He is presumably going to stalk away and slam a door behind him. At least, this is what Napoleon expects.

But this is not what happens. Instead, as soon as Illya’s on his feet, he raises a hand to his head and then sinks right back down into his chair. 

Napoleon is now a lot worried, and no longer in a jovial mood. 

“What’s wrong?”

Illya does not say anything. He’s closed his eyes and he’s breathing very deeply and very deliberately. 

Napoleon has an idea. He takes a step into Illya’s space, reaches out a careful hand. Illya’s forehead and cheeks are hot beneath his palm. Ah. 

“You’re sick,” Napoleon says. 

Illya does not say anything, but Napoleon knows that he’s right. 

“For how long?”

Still nothing. 

“Okay, look. You simply can’t sleep here. It’s far too uncomfortable, and sooner or later, someone a lot less caring than me is going to come by and kick your chair.”

Illya opens his eyes a little. He looks exhausted, now that Napoleon really considers him. And miserable. It makes something in his chest feel as though it is being squeezed.

A solution enters his mind. It’s not ideal, but it’s better than nothing, and he knows Illya will not complain. “Come with me. When you’re feeling up to it.”

He waits for a few seconds before Illya very slowly pushes himself up. Napoleon wordlessly offers his arm, and Illya briefly grips it, closing his eyes. When the dizziness seems to have passed, he lets go and looks at Napoleon. 

“Right. Well. Follow me.”

They go to the break room. It’s a rather forlorn space - the UNCLE agents, by and large, either do not have time to use it or would rather spend their free time anywhere else. The room is dark and has no windows. There is a rather sad bookshelf, a table with two mismatched chairs, and a couch that Napoleon firmly refuses to sit on. 

But it’s a quiet space, and the couch is a better place to sleep than a desk. 

Illya takes it with no protest. He does not bother to undress even slightly, tie and jacket and shoes still on. His eyes slip closed almost immediately, and Napoleon allows himself the simple indulgence of staring at his partner, just for a few seconds. 

“I can feel you looking at me,” Illya mumbles, without opening his eyes.

“Sorry.”

He expects to be kicked out - needs to be, actually, so he can get back to his own work before someone realizes he’s not there. 

“Will you…” Illya mumbles, on the verge of falling asleep. 

“Yes?”

Tell me to leave. Please, ask me to stay. 

He doesn’t get an answer either way. Illya has already fallen asleep. 

He lingers a few seconds more. Wishes for a blanket to drape over Illya’s sleeping form, settles for his own jacket instead. 

He turns off the lights, pulls the door shut behind him. 

“Sleep well,” he whispers into the darkness, and then he gets back to work.

thanks for reading!!! love u all <3

#whumptober2023 #no.17 #leave me alone #the man from uncle #fic #sick #cared for #my writing #i say things #illya kuryakin #went to the botanical gardens today and then walked around a neighborhood i hadn't rlly been to before #(i've been there but it was dark and i did not know where i was relative to anything else) #and now i am going to the gym in a couple hours...nothing like a late in the pm workout

[hamartia-grander]

Din: why’d you let Bo-katan take her helmet off but not me?

The Armorer: I have reasons for my decisions and I expect you to respect my station.

Din: it’s because you think she’s hot isn’t it

The Armorer: obviously

#the mandalorian #I mean why else #she could've just been like 'no leave it on until you leave and THEN you can take it off' #instead she was like lemme invite you to my forge so we can be alone in close quarters and I'll ask you to take ur helmet off in front of me #and also let's walk together in broad daylight so I can see your face in all its glory and show off your beautiful face to everyone else #so fucking gay man #bo katan kryze #the armorer #armoryze #I'm sticking with that one idc #it's better than the others bc I came up with it #the mandalorian s3 spoilers #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers #mandalorian spoilers #mandalorian s3 spoilers #mandalorian s3 #the mandalorian s3

[the-casbah-way]

not to beat a dead horse but jesus christ can you just leave people alone in public bathrooms i just want to fucking piss girl i'm so tired of feeling anxious and trying to avoid using public bathrooms because of how fucking weird cis people are about it. i tried to go into the bathroom at work today (i have worked here for years) and this woman who has worked here for two weeks and doesn't know me laughed and tried to like. steer me in the direction of the men's toilet instead and was like "wrong way!" are you fucking kidding me fuck off

#i have worked in this building for years. i know where the fucking bathroom is #like i'm sorry but cis people just don't want me in any bathroom at this point. i can't fucking win #i'm not kidding you i didn't really think that people in real life would actually make a fuss over who is in the bathroom #but at uni specifically i have had A LOT of people in the womens bathroom awkwardly tell me “uh i think you're in the wrong bathroom haha” #they're not even doing it in an antagonistic way it's like they genuinely think i've walked into the wrong one #and it makes ME feel like a creep or like i've done something wrong #like you guys are the ones that insist i should be in this bathroom !!!! but then i go in there and get told i'm in the wrong one !!!! #it's one of the few things that never fails to make me feel anxious and sad because it's a fucking bathroom it shouldn't be a big deal #why am i being made to feel like i've done something wrong when i'm just trying to exist here like everyone else #and you know what. it doesn't matter how i identify right. because i've actually done nothing to intentionally masculanise my appearance #like the entire time i've been out. i had short hair before i came out and i dressed this way before i came out #i have not done anything to try and Look Like A Man or Look Cis. i just have masc bone structure NATURALLY #so for all you know i could just be a woman with short hair ????? and you're telling me i don't belong in here because of that ?? #like sure i'm NOT a woman with short hair but my point is you literally cannot tell the difference #so just leave people alone

[thedreadvampy]

hey uh no offence but when a famous person cheats on their spouse it always sits kind of weird with me when people treat it as if they were just caught doing sex crimes or something. like infidelity is often received as being as or more severe than sexual assault or harassment or domestic violence.

like don't get me wrong AT ALL. cheating on your partner is an extremely shitty and cruel thing to do in most situations. but it's also. a very interpersonal thing. like are you justified for despising someone for cheating ON YOU? yeah for sure. but this is not your marriage is not your partner and you're not the one hurt.

and maybe that's a lack of imagination on my part. but idk cheating feels so much more personal than most Cancelable Offences. bc like for real it's not your marriage, it's a complex issue, and it's not an act of direct violence. different people will cheat for different reasons and different people will respond to being cheated on differently.

(and also sometimes it's not even cheating bc can we look at the vitriol leveled at Jada Pinkett-Smith for 'infidelity' when she and her husband were in a consensual non-monogamy situation by all accounts?)

cheating on your partner is a shitty thing to do but it doesn't, imo, indicate that you're a Danger To Those Around You like for example sexual harassment does. you did a lot of harm to your partner and they will need support and friendship through that. but to people outside this relationship and who don't know you personally like. how is this their business???

#red said #IN FAIRNESS #i have very skewed morals on cheating because I've much more often seen accusations of cheating #do harm as part of a system of coercive control #and paranoia about cheating do harm as a cover for violence and control #than i have seen cheating itself do lasting harm #like i think once you've MORE THAN ONCE had the experience of being sexually assaulted and then attacked for cheating with the assaulter #it makes it hard to get a straight look at the issue #also tbf i haven't actually minded being cheated on when it's happened bc all the monogamous relationships I've been in #were ones i wanted out of but didn't feel allowed to leave #and my partner cheating have me permission to leave bc i knew they had someone else #man shout out to my ex who got SO MANY AND THREATENING when i dumped him bc he COULDN'T SURVIVE ALONE #and had a baby with his best friend's girlfriend SIX MONTHS LATER #anyway yeah i will freely admit that cheating is a lot less of a painful concept for me than for most people #and that doesn't mean other people are wrong for being more hurt by it because it is super super shitty #i just. i feel strongly about this but equally i know that the severity of cheating is a relative blind spot for me

[hakiarleon]

knights my beloved

#ok maybe the shirayuki one is just me pushing my biyuki agenda leave me alone #(its mostly there for sizing bc i couldnt find anything else in my folder) #releasing this before wanting to hunt for more interactions has me rereading thr whole manga again #obi #mitsuhide louen #kiki seiran #i love how mitsukiki alternate playign the straight man loll #akagami no shirayukihime #snow white with the red hair

[dimonds456]

Out.

My home is beautiful It's very bright in rows Sunlight filters through pride Paints the streets rainbow

My home is up north Where winter winds blow Where snowmen greet each other yearly Raised from death by the snow

My home has many freedoms I can say what I want about power I can buy death machines Or I can buy houses in an hour

My home is where I belong Where red blue and white stripes fly So doesn't it cut deeply To find out everything was a lie?

My home is ugly Forests fall to rolls of concrete Red runs rivers down the sidewalk As yellow badges yell for "peace"

My home is suffocating Two winters with no snow The dead are gone with no return And no one cares at all

I'm shackled to the dirt To work "full time" at 26 hours Rent and bills and disabilities curse me And I fall farther and farther each month

I want out of this place I want to pack my bags My home is a disgrace And constantly it nags

"We the people," we learned in school The same place we were taught of glory All while this same country builds destruction Makes enemies out of the dead and gorey

I need to stay and fight This isn't right The rope's too tight I want to take flight Run run run away to somewhere else To see the stars and still get to work To wave my flag without fear of death To proudly say that I love my home Without a thousand disclaimers for you to scroll

But wouldn't that be calling for arms, to say that? We haven't come to that yet, right?

We have to fight, but in what way? We have to win, someday We have to be strong, while most are weak We have to begin, to seek To thrive in a new world where we can say "Stop the bloodshed!" and it goes away We have to get there We have to make there We have to build there We have to create it somewhere We have to We have to We have to We have to We have to We have to We have to We have to We have to

WE HAVE TO-

i want to rest. but i shouldn't. i want to eat. I haven't the cash. i want to sing. but my voice goes to helping. i want to be. but there's no greater cost than existing.

especially in a world not built for you.

#poetry #poems #dimond speaks #stand with palestine #this is mostly a vent but yeah #i want this to be over so badly but saying that as an american is really fucking selfish isnt it #i want to leave america behind and go somewhere else #but is that even moral? i can't just leave my friends and family to fight this alone #but i can't deal with the 2025 plan either. if red wins in november i'm gonna have to go #but i dont wanna leave michigan either. i love my state. i love the people. i love the beauty #but fuck man #vent #vent poem #vent poetry

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Housemate is letting one of her rabbits walk around at night again :/

#girl he's cute but that means i gotta leave the lights on #i can guess she's not asleep because there's light in her room and her smart tv was still pinging my phone with the casting notif #but like. you can let your own pet rabbit wander around the house with your door closed! #he's your bunny! you didn't say anything about it! #not even talking about the risk for the lil guy because this is in spirit a student house #like i'm the only full time student but we're all at that student-ish age and living consequently #by which i mean there's lots of crap on the ground that doesn't get cleaned often #the bunny is not safe walking around. he isn't. also i keep almost tripping on him #and it stresses me the fuck out personally to have to keep the lights turned on all night across the house #just because jasper's out and rabbits don't have night vision and i don't want him to be alone in the dark #but also there are for real screws on the floor of the bathroom just hanging out #like. this is not a house that is safe for rabbits to roam free around. it just isn't #and she's filled the only shelf in the bathroom with more hygiene products than anyone else #and and and and. she's a shit housemate i won't miss her when i leave to go back home #man i can't wait for the day i am not sharing living space with her. i like my other housemates! #mostly because they pick up after themselves #and they're aware that when they make a mess they have to take care of it afterwards #she just kinda does stuff and then doesn't think about it #if she lived on her own i would not give a shit but it's impacting my day-to-day life as well! #ARGH #anyway #wow i have a ramble tag now #england adventures