#lecturer quotes

[bookofhappyescapes]

My lecturer explaining the origin of calculus:

‘Leibniz lost the wars… partly because he died first…’

#I'm curious what would have happened #if he'd lived longer #would calculus be different? #Calculus would probably be harder #oh god #that sounds awful #math #student life #math student #calculus #lecture #lecturer quotes

[celaenaeiln]

JL: Nightwing! It’s a delight to see you! You should come by more often.

Nightwing: Thank you! I’m so sorry, work has been piling up on me but I’ll try to drop by the office party this Sunday.

JL: Ofcourse! Looking forward to seeing you there. By the way, is Batman coming late?

Nightwing: No, I’ll be filling in for him today.

JL: Did something happen?

Nightwing: Nothing much, he’s just grounded.

JL: ???

48 hours earlier

Dick: Bruce, I’m telling you now and we’ve had this conversation before but you need to build a better rapport with your children. They look up to you as a father figure and your actions influence their behavior.

Bruce: …hmrgh

Dick: And you might not be aware but you unconconscious behavior is damaging. Tim has picked up your terrible habit of constantly working in front of a screen-it’s going to strain his eyes. He’s always inside too, so you need to make him go outside more. I’m not always here, I have an entire city to run, the titans need me, I'm mentoring hundreds of heroes, the Justice League calls on me to help them, and I need to keep up with my social life. The people in Bludhaven where I teach and work also call me if I’m gone for a day-the point is-I can’t always be playing second parent here in Gotham.

Bruce: ……hmrgh

Dick: Damian always looks up to you

Bruce: *side eyes*

Dick: He does! See you don’t even realize it! He wants to make you proud and Jason gets mad when you don’t make time for him because he cares too. Stephanie doesn’t have a dad she can turn to and it would mean the world to her if you took her out to an amusement park or something. When was the last time you spent time with her.

Bruce: ….hmrgh

Dick: And-

1 hour later

Dick: -that’s why you need to stop working, go to them right now, and bond with them.

Bruce:

Dick:

Bruce: ……...hmrgh

Dick: I’m waiting.

Bruce: *dragging himself off the batcave chair and begrudgingly trudging upstairs under Dick’s watchful eye*

Bruce: *listening to the sounds of his kids in the living room and pumping himself up* Better relationships mean better teamwork. Better relationships mean better teamwork. Better relationships mean better teamwork. And Dick. Do it for him.

Bruce: *entering* *clearing his throat* Children. We will be going-

*The living room is in utter chaos. The cushions are strewn and ripped with stuffing coating the couches and floor which for some reason is stained yellow, the flower vase is shattered and so is the table it was sitting on, there’s string confetti on the chandelier, there’s spray paint and neon goo across the walls and in Tim’s hair, Jason has deep claw marks down his face as he wrestles with Damian who’s sporting massive bruise on his cheek and trying his hardest to bite him, Stephanie is dunking Tim’s face in a tub of soda which splashed everywhere while he’s ripping out Jason’s hair and also trying to kick Damian with his foot, the tv has massive spiderwebs and looping on tellatubies like a broken record machine, Titus is spitting out a feather while a random goose runs around honking while Alfred the cat chases after it at full speed, knocking down decades old paintings.*

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: *rolling up his sleeves and stomping forward to join the fight* HMRGH.

#Bruce is NOT a responsible parent #he is the type of parent who sees his kids throwing punches and would jump in and start throwing punches too #dick only found out later what happened from Alfred during his biweekly calls #when he goes and lectures them he asks them who started it and the kids all point to bruce who points at them in his it’s them grunt #dick grounds all of them #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfam incorrect quotes

[noshitsherlockidgaf]

“We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race and the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering—these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life, but poetry, beauty, romance, love—these are what we stay alive for.” ― N.H. Kleinbaum, Dead Poets Society

@noshitsherlockidgaf

#books #aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #dark academia aesthetic #bookblr #dead poets society #poetry #poem #writers and poets #booklover #books and reading #reading #movies #1989 #livres #lecture #books & libraries #bibliophile #book quotes #life quotes #quotes #book quote #poets corner #poets on tumblr #friends #friendship #carpe diem

[twistedappletree]

i love lan jingyi because he’s so intelligent and quick-witted but he’s also that kid whose friends would have to call the fire department after he gets stuck in a baby swing

#immaculate duality #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #jin ling would be laughing too hard to make the call so ofc it would have to be lan sizhui #before spending the entire time waiting for help to lecture lan jingyi with poetic metaphorical quotes about being an idiot #zizhen is the one genuinely trying to help by flipping him upside down lmAO #we all know a kid who’s gotten stuck in a baby swing and they were all jingyis lbr #and if you’re that kid then congratulations #you’re a jingyi #🍗😌🍗 #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎

[philosophybits]

It is not necessary that whilst I live I should live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably.

Immanuel Kant, Lectures on Ethics

#philosophy #quotes #Immanuel Kant #Lectures on Ethics #life #happiness #honor #virtue #ethics

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

#Please read Palestinian poets we are so lucky to know their work. #noor hindi #fuck your lecture on craft my people are dying #free palestine #free gaza #palestinian poetry #palestinian genocide #palestinian art #palestine #writers and poets #poems and quotes #poem #poetry #writing #words #art

[lifeinpoetry]

Colonizers write about flowers. I tell you about children throwing rocks at Israeli tanks seconds before becoming daisies. I want to be like those poets who care about the moon. Palestinians don’t see the moon from jail cells and prisons. It’s so beautiful, the moon. They’re so beautiful, the flowers.

— Noor Hindi, from “Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying,” DEAR GOD. DEAR BONES. DEAR YELLOW.

#quote #noor hindi #poetry #dear god. dear bones. dear yellow. #out of my collection #Fuck Your Lecture on Craft My People Are Dying

[littlepandaaa]

Try night revision if you had a really bad day

I remember reading in a deleted @rosellesworkshop post that she used to affirm that regardless of everything she kept all her thoughts on check at the end of the day.

Sorry if I'm misremembering, but the post has been deleted, so i can't fact check it

I think that this is a wonderful idea, to use revision at the end of the day, specially if you had a bad day of focusing too much on the things happening in the 3d and you feel frustrated by it.

“Night after night you should assume the feeling of being, having and witnessing that which you seek to be, possess, and see manifested. Never got to sleep feeling discouraged or dissatisfied. Never sleep in the consciousness of failure".— Neville Goddard

Neville always talks about the importance of going to bed with the wish fulfillment, not matter what happened during the day, not matter how much we "sinned" aka living in a state that we do not desire, to always go back to the state of wish fulfillment before going to sleep.

“Your subconscious, whose natural state is sleep, sees you as you believe yourself to be, and whether it be good, bad or indifferent, the subconscious will faithfully embody your beliefs.”— Neville Goddard

"No matter what, today i kept all my thoughts on check"

Affirm that , but most importantly, you have to go to sleep knowing that not matter what you did during the day, you did everything right and nothing can ruin it.

Whatever you want it's already yours, just feel the feeling of already having it, already living it.

Forget what happened during the day, how does it feel to live you dream life? How do you feel now that you already have all the things you always wanted? Feel those feelings before going to sleep.

#law of assumption #loa #neville goddard #manifestation #states #manifesting #self concept #loassumption #3d #4d #wish fulfillment #neville's lectures #Neville's quotes #loa motivation #motivation

[llovelymoonn]

claire schwartz lecture on the history of the house

support me

#quotes #claire schwartz #lecture on the history of the house

[avens-radiance]

Y/n: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Arlecchino : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Y/n: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Arlecchino : Is it working?

#Arlecchino #Arlecchino x reader #use of y/n #incorrect quotes #I feel like arle is the type to gaslight or manipulate us into sleeping better #also feels like she's the type to lecture us for not getting enough sleep 🥺 #I love her so much fr fr

[bookofhappyescapes]

'I definitely have couch envy'

~ My favourite lecturer

#we were in a workshop #but only like #5% of us #had showed up #her office neighbour had a new couch #she wasn't thrilled #couch envy #lecturer quotes #iconic lecturer #student life

[themistymountainscold]

*when the batch were cadets*

crosshair: oh great, the power went out.

wrecker: don’t worry, i got this.

wrecker: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

hunter: what-?

wrecker: i swallowed a glow stick!

tech: WHY WOULD YOU-

#tech proceeds to give a lecture on why that was a horrible idea #star wars #star wars: the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb #sw tbb #clone force 99 #crosshair #wrecker #hunter #tech #crosshair the bad batch #wrecker the bad batch #hunter the bad batch #tech the bad batch #incorrect quotes

[utopie-sempiternelle]

We are writers,

my love.

We don't cry.

We bleed on papers.

A.y.

#aesthetic #dark aesthetic #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia #books #piano #inspiration #dark academia moodboard #moodboard #quotes #letters #words #citations #quoteoftheday #poetry #literature #love #life #lectures #writer stuff #writing #painting #paints #aestheitcs

[yeesiine]

#hug #advice #quote #wise #offer #lecture

[philosophybits]

All wishes, all aspirations, all hopes, all fears, all doubts, all determinations grow stronger and stronger precisely in proportion as they get themselves expressed in words, forms, colours, and action.

Frederick Douglass, "Lecture on Pictures (1861)"

#philosophy #quotes #Frederick Douglass #Lecture on Pictures #desires #hope #fear #doubt #expression #language #images #actions

[winter2468]

The bg3 origin characters are all attractive in their own way, but Gale specifically targets the part of my brain that is unrelentingly attracted to any reasonably competent university lecturer.

#To the soft butch lady who lectured in my fourth year: I swear I paid as much attention as I could #even though I'll admit I also spent a significant chunk of time thinking about how you were totally dreamy #this is not a baldur's gate quote #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii