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minhosimthings · 7 months
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Heeseung: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?
Jungwon: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.
Niki: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt
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incorrectenhypen · 1 month
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Jake, sweating: Heeseung, there’s something I need to ask you-
Heeseung: Finally! You’re proposing!
Jake: How’d you know?
Heeseung: Jake, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Heeseung: I even picked it up once.
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typicalenhypen · 3 months
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Heeseung: Pick a card, any card Sunghoon: Fine Heeseung: Heeseung: "Any card" did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back
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kangnina · 1 month
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Jake: I think the barista wants me.
Heeseung: What did she say?
Jake: She didn't say anything. But she did that thing with her eyes when she made my drink.
Jay: ... blinking?
Jake: Morse code for "one-way trip to pound town."
Jungwon: No.
Jake: Gonna play with her sweater puppies while I dog pound her.
Sunoo: STOP.
Jake: *barks excitedly*
Sunghoon: Everyday it gets harder for me to admit that I know you.
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nikiizqn · 8 months
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Heeseung: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jake: You and me!!!
Heeseung, tearing up: Okay.
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myboyfriendjake · 8 months
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heeseung: what did you do at school today? niki: we played a guessing game heeseung: aren't you too old for that? niki: no jake: i thought he had a test? niki: same thing
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1uvj4ke · 1 month
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jake: you know what i asked santa for christmas this year?
sunghoon: if you say me, i swear i’ll-
jake: you? what? no, i asked him for that cool ninjago lego set we saw in target!
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ssstraykiss · 7 months
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Enhypen as Taylor Swift songs🫧 (angst. ver)
enhypen masterlist | main masterlist
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➺ Heesung : illicit affairs
"Take the roads less traveled by, tell yourself you can always stop, what started in beautiful rooms, ends with meetings in parking lots" "and that's the thing about illicit affairs, and clandestine meetings, and stolen stares, they show their truth one single time but it dies a million times" "don't call me "kid", don't call me "baby", look at this godforsaken mess that you made me, you showed me the colours you know I can't see with anyone else, don't call me "kid", don't call me "baby", look at this idiotic fool that you made me, you taught me a language I can't speak with anyone else" "and you know damn well, for you i would ruin myself a million little times"
➺ Jay : 'tis the damn season
"It's kind of cold, fogs up the windshield glass but i felt it when i passed you, there's an ache in you put there by the ache in me but if it's all the same to you, it's the same to me" "time flies, messy as the mud on your truck tires, now I'm missing your smile, hear me out, we could just ride around and the roads not taken looks real good now and it always leads me to you in my hometown" "wonder about the only soul who can tell which smiles I'm fakin' and the heart i know I'm breakin' is my own to leave the warmest bed I've ever known" "we could call it even, even though I'm leavin' and I'll be yours for the weekend, 'tis the damn season"
➺ Jake : story of us
"I used to know my place was a spot next to you, now I'm searching the room for an empty seat, 'cause lately i don't even know what page you're on. Oh a simple complication, miscommunication leads to fall out, so many things i wish i knew but there's so many walls I can't break through" "this is looking like a contest of who can act like they care less, but i liked it more when you were on my side. The battle's is in your hand now but i would lay my armour down if you'd say you'd rather love than fight" "so many things you wish i knew, but the story of us might be ending soon" "and we're not speaking, and i wanted to know is it killing you like it's killing me? I don't know how since a twist of fate and 'cause we are going down and the story of us looks like a tragedy now"
➺ Sunghoon - tolerate it
"I sit and watch you read with your head hung low, i wake and watch you breathing with your eyes closed, i sit and watch you, i notice everything you do, you're so much old and wise and I wait by the door like a little kid, use my best colours for your potrait, lay the table with the fancy shit and watch you tolerate it" "while you were building other worlds where was i? Where's the man who'd throw blankets over my barbed wire? I made you my temple, my mural, my sky, now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life" "you assume i am fine, but what would you do if I break free and leave us in the ruins, took this dagger in me and remove it, gain the weight of you then lose it, believe me i could it" " if it's all in my head tell me now, tell me I've got it wrong somehow, I know my love should be celebrated, but you tolerate it"
➺ Sunoo : exile
"And it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it holdin' all this love out there in my hands" "second, third, and hundred chances, balancing on breaking branches, those eyes add insult to the injury" "so step right out, there's no amount of crying i can do for you, all this time we walked a very thin line, you didn't even hear me out, you never gave a warning sign. All this time I never learned to read your mind, i couldn't turn things around, 'cause you never gave me a warning sign" "and i think I've seen this film before and i didn't like the ending, you're not my homeland anymore, so who am I defending now? You were my town, now I'm in exile, seein' you out, i think I've seen this film before, so I'm leavin' out the side door."
➺ Jungwon : Last Kiss
"I do recall now, the smell of the rain, fresh on the pavement, i ran off the plane that july ninth, the beat of your heart it jumps through your shirt I can still feel your arms. But now I'll go, sit on the floor wearing your clothes, all i know is i don't know" "So I'll watch your life in picture like i used to watch you sleep an I feel like you forget me like I used to feel you breathe, and I'll keep with our old friends just to ask them how you are, hope it's nice where you are. And I hope the sun shines and it's a beautiful day, and something reminds you, you wish you had stayed, you can plan fora change in weather and time but i never planed on changing your mind" "I never thought we'd had a last kiss, never imagined we'd end like this, your name, forever on my lips."
➺ Niki : coney island
"And if this is the long haul, how did we get here so soon? Did i close my fist around something delicate? Did i shatter you?" "Over and over, lost again with no surprises, disappointment close your eyes and it gets colder and colder when the sun goes down" "were you waiting at our old spot in the tree line, by the gold clock? Did I leave you hanging every single day? Were you standing in the hallway with a big cake? Happy Birthday. Did I paint your bluest skies the darkest gray? A universe away" "when the sun goes down the sight that flashed before me was your face, when the sun goes down but i think i forgot to say your name, over and over, sorry for not making you my centerfold"
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jelllyjae · 6 months
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Beomgyu getting ready for a date with Taehyun
Huening Kai: Just be yourself
Beomgyu: Be myself ?!? Have you ever met me.
Beomgyu looking around the room : how long did it take for you guys to start liking me
Soobin : a few weeks
Yeonjun: couple months give or take
Heesung: I haven't come around to it yet
Jeongin: you guys like him ???
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dazedgyu · 10 months
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heeseung: why is your report card on the ceiling?!
niki, shrugging: you said bring my grades up
heeseung: … i did say that, let me see-
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jungwonieluv · 6 months
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minhosimthings · 6 months
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Jay: How was the honeymoon?
Heeseung: Jake got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Heeseung: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Heeseung: I love him.
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incorrectenhypen · 1 month
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Sunoo: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Sunghoon: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Jake: I personally was created in a lab.
Heeseung: I just straight up spawned lol.
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typicalenhypen · 3 months
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Ni-ki: Hyung, what's nostalgia? Jake: It’s when you miss something that’s really old *20 minutes later* Heeseung: I'm home! Sunghoon: Welcome back, we missed you! Ni-ki *whispers* Nostalgia
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dongyucks · 1 year
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Heeseung: kids these days are such wimps
Ni-ki: it’s not our fault that back in your day you had to know how to defend yourself from the dinosaurs
Heeseung: how old do you think I am ?
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woniesheep · 1 year
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Incorrect enhypen
Heeseung: What are your goals?
Jake: To pet all the dogs.
Heeseung: No, fitness goals.
Jake: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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