#left over for dinner

[bet-on-me-13]

Talia took a 20+ Year Undercover mission a while ago

So! Talia is the Daughter of Ra's Al Ghul, and has been alive and at his side for many years now. Decades even. She is well into her 100's, even though her physical Body looks like that of a 20 yr old.

And in all the years that she has lived, what's to say she didn't take a few years off as a vacation? Even Ra's must take a few years off every once in a while, leaving to spend time on some remote island he can relax on for once. So, one day in the Early 80's she decided to do the same.

But she wouldn't be completely relaxing, she would take the break to further the League's goals still. She decided to Dye her Hair, change her Name, get into an acceptable College, and study Lazarus Waters to their scientific limit. She decided to name if Ectoplasm, to avoid any unwanted attention.

And while there, she met a pair of men doing the exact same.

Jack and Vladimir were nice enough. Although their Research was more focused on Ghosts, or as she would call them, Pit Demons. They were convinced that Ectoplasm and Ghosts came from another Dimension, and if they could find a way to open a Dimension Gateway to this theoretical Ghost Zone, they could aquire Limitless Clean Energy (and maybe find a way to contain the Ghostly threat).

Over the years, Talia Maddie would fall for Jack. Eventually, even after she had completed her College Studies and Vlad had left contact with them, she decided to extend her Vacation to further study Ectoplasm with Jack. One thing led to another, and eventually she found herself pregnant. And then it happened again.

Jazzmine and Daniel were the cutest little babies. But she knew the danger they would be in if it was ever discovered that she was their Mother, so she trained them in everything she could so they could survive. She knew her time as Maddie Fenton was coming short, but she resolved to stay, at the very least until Jazz was an Adult.

She didn't account for Daniel becoming a Small Town Hero, but those were just the Trials of motherhood.

Then, the day came. She left a note on her bedside table explaining that she regretted what had to happen, and left in the middle of the night. It was better this way.

...

The year right after she returned, her Father forced her to have a Child with his most prospective Heir. The Bat, he called himself. Oh he was Charming, there was no denying that, but unfortunately she was still working through her feelings about Jack.

She treated her resulting child poorly because of that, and that she regreted it deeply. She loved him, honestly she did, but it was hard to look at him and not remember Daniel. Still, she persevered.

The day she once again had to give up her son for his protection was the hardest of her life.

But it was unavoidable. The Coup that had taken her Father's life had also fractured the Organization, anyone could have taken their shot at her Son as the rightful Heir. She needed to protect him as she took care of the Traitors.

...

Damian always knew he was the One True Heir. It was his defining character trait for his early years of life. Even though he had grown to be more than just that over recent years, he always felt like it was a key part of his identity.

Until now.

Because the BatComputer had just finished running a DNA Test on the Blood of a man who he had spotted on his Patrol the previous night.

A DNA Test that had come back, with results claiming that the man, who looked almost exactly like a younger male version of his Mother, was his Half Brother.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Talia Al Ghul #Jack Fenton #Maddie Fenton #Talia Al Ghul is Maddie Fenton #She went on an Undercover Mission/Vacation to scientifically study Lazarus Water #She met Jack and Vlad in the College she was undercover at #She fell for Jack and his Himbo attitude #She knew that Danny was a Ghost/Pit Demon but decided to test if he had actually remembered any of her self defense lessons #She got Jack to agree to it #She will admit she may have gone a step too far (the threats over dinner were a bit much)(so was keeping the act up for so long) #Danny was 16 when she left an 17 when she had Damian #Jazz was 18 when she left and 19 when she had Damian #Currently Danny is 29 and Jazz is 31 #They never did figure out where their mother went #But they will never forgive her for what she did to her Dad #Jack was heartbroken #He still is #He got better over time but it took a while to begin to heal

[cloudydayjoy]

Love giving him horrible habits

#wander over yonder #woy #commander peepers #woy peepers #peepers #eyestrain #now to go have a proper late dinner #edit: I didn't do this (today) #just snacked since I left late

[hoofpeet]

Re: archeops imitating voices: what if it learned to say cute things like “hello”, “wanna treat?” And “I love you”

Ough.. I feel like having a large & dumb bird be able to talk could backfire in some ways

#hoof draws #mailbox #on the topic of archeops being able to imitate noises like a parrot #<--tangentially . this makes me think of one of those scenarios where #it's been a few years and emmet makes friends with someone like e|esa/eve|ynn after ingo's disappearance #but doesn't tell them he has/used to have a twin . so they only start to figure things out once they come over a few times #and realize someone else used to live in the apartment #like. evelyn comes over and gets left alone with archie while emmet makes dinner or smthn #and archie starts dropping voicelines that are very clearly from someone else wishing emmet a good day at work #. archie enabled environmental storytelling

[rraaaarrl]

THE OBVIOUS STALEMATE BREAKER, IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE DESERVE

#doctor doom #shitpost #remember that time doom took over the UN #and the US #which time? #well the time when this panel happened #and then doom and namor had went out to dinner #only doom was like this restaurant sucks and left #bye

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im finally going through my stuffed animals to choose which ones to donate (most of them. ive been putting this off for a long time ahaha sobs) and each webkinz i put in the box kills me inside

#THE GUILT IS EATING ME ALIVE #both a betrayal to them & my younger self #who would burst out sobbing at the mere notion of parting with a single one #and swore to themself that they'd never willingly say goodbye to any of their plushie friends #im trying to do it quickly and unemotionally but man. Man.... #clinging to my mangled toothless plush like it has any life left in it #GODDDD AND ALL THE WEBKINZ #when i was little i fucking collected them. i was obsessed. id play the online game for hours and diligently add each toy i got #some of them im not sure i can part with... #like milk the cow... dinner the turkey... white fang the husky... orchard the dragon... #ice cream the polar bear... strawberryblast the horse... kevin the bloogaloo or whatever the fuck it is... #why yes i do still remember most of my stuffed animals' names. which is making this infinitely harder #'sorry lovemuffin. sorry ellie. sorry momma dolphin. sorry snakey' etc etc #im keeping the ones with the most emotional value #like High emotional value. devastation to say goodbye level value #this box is Not Small and its still gonna get filled up.... #i havent donated or thrown away a single one in all of my years #eating glassssssss #absolutely unprompted #but it needs to be done!! i finally have a moving date! the uhaul will Be Here in like! just over two weeks! #and i've barely packed Anything!!! its crunch time babey! #its emotional turmoil of a different flavor babey!!! #now if yall will excuse me i will sit here and reminisce #of long past nights sneakily spent awake to play with my stuffed animals #oh the stories i would give them... #cooking shows... assassinations and resurrections... broken marriages.... betrayals... #white fang & milk you were my most iconic couple fr fr #badass lone wolf (husky) / easygoing sweetheart cow.... #OHHHHH THIS IS KILLING ME ITS KILLING ME #gonna go purposefully choke on my leftovers i stg-

[grandaddy-of-all-liars]

what if we kissed under the cilantrotoe ❄️

#ren and stimpy #ren & stimpy #rempy #my crap art #christmas #i love them awful it hurts #thats cilantro left over from dinner btw #the only thing that will get me thru the holidays is rempy content #happy december

[ghostforwhat]

hannibal canonically winks this is so underutilized why

#ik he did to chilton at like the perfect time BUT I WANT MORE #LIKE imagine post fall the cannibal puns continue #obviously #hannibal at a dinner party with new colleagues saying the Most horrible pun in existence and winking over at Will surreptitiously #Will stonefaced until Hannibal pouts and looks away and then Will’s gotta disguise laughter by clearing his throat #it wasnt even That funny its just like too fucking cute #Or or NOT post fall like in the thick of Will’s fever it happens and Will’s left crazy off balance because #bc why THE HELL did Hannibal just wink at him after telling Jack the ingredients to the meal were sourced locally #stranded if u see this U DERAILED MY ENTIRE TRAIN OF THOUGHT I HOPE UR HAPPY 😭😭🫀🫀

[saturnisfallingdown]

beyond fucked that frodo starts his journey expecting a few days trip until the ring will be stashed somewhere safer. he doesnt even know it has to be destroyed. he packs an entire loaf of bread on his way out the door. sam prepares them a meal of various grilled meats on their way out. he packed a seasoning blend. wails like a mournful wolf

#THE. THE WHEN THE #the difference between their hearty dinner in the woods their first night out vs them talking over the last of the lembas bread. #in the context of a hobbit's lifestyle by losing this abundance of food they inherently lost so much of what they knew #they officially left home behind #can anyone hear me. #anyways #lotr

[noisolpxe]

yeah i just gotta say it. im really sick of being constantly stressed out and pissed off because my roommate doesn't know how to be a considerate person and acknowledge that they share a space with two other people. there's more to this thought but i really don't want to rile myself up any more than i already am.

#★ #the image that beck posted of our kitchen didn't include the piles of laundry left on the ground or the state of our dinner table #which is just. covered in their shit and there's not even a place for me to put down a cup (if any of them were clean) to pour myself a #glass of water. like. okay #and then they get home and immediately start watching a movie and talking incredibly loud next to our bedroom #im over it. im really over it

[obstinatecondolement]

My family consistently frames any attempt I make to ask them not to treat me like shit as "negativity" and "creating a horrible atmosphere" so like. Fuck how I feel when they treat me like shit, I guess.

#my mother burned me when she was serving me food at the dinner table and completely ignored me when I reacted with pain #when I said 'you burned me; are you going to say sorry?' #she was all 'I don't know What To Say when you Make Noises because you Never like what I say' #and then my sister left the table when I said 'I think it's clear I was hurt and it would be polite to apologise' #like I'm ruling over them all with an iron fist and hairtrigger tempter and expecting them to walk on eggshells #by *checks notes* expecting an apology for giving me a second degree burn or even acknowledment that I've been hurt #I wouldn't usually even say anything but I'm so sick I don't care to shut up anymore

[tomatoluvr69]

What’s up tumblr hope you had a super fun leap day. sparkle on. big news my first seed start sprouted while I was at work ✨

#might have to change the url bc I’m in my collard era lol #my day was alright #I ate some shrimp curry that I’d accidentally left out all night and was fine bc I’m a scavenger of a person #then bc I started to feel PMDD fatigue I laid in bed with great elan til my shift started #then I spilled coffee all over my work clothes bc I stuck it in a very sketchy travel mug someone left in our house at the last party #and I listened to Screamin Jay Hawkins on the ride to work which was fun #work was a bit chaotic but uneventful and got to spend a huge chunk of it outside #it seems I have way better ball control than I did when I was a kid. whyyy now. i was such a loser I could have used some athleticism #but I’m so glad it’s the weekend so I can go palliative care mode which is what I call my lizard brumation pmdd phase #and stopped by a friend’s house after work which was nice #really rejuvenating #then made a sort of weird frittata w/ beets peppers and potatoes bc I was too tired to actually cook #watched sense and sensibility 1995 and really liked it although I found myself wishing for a bit more anguish. sorry #and I think I might set out one of the frozen almond croissants to proof overnight so I can bake it for bfast tomorrow #will go for a very short swim but probably only about 30 min bc of aforementioned fatigue. then pick up yogurt and a silly little treat #and will have ****** and **** for dinner either tomorrow or Saturday which will be nice #but really hoping Saturday because **** **** ** **** lol #and then Sunday I’m trepidatious about because **** was like what are you doing Sunday and I’m like well I guess having a fraught and #difficult conversation about our dynamic! lol #I’m very lucky to have proactive friends who are good communicators. truly I do not deserve his kindness. but like. god. let me retreat and #lick my wounds! #i shan’t get into it. but just know I know how S&G felt #and then another work week but I’m starting to really get a feel for the routine and what works and what doesn’t #and I’m excited for my next few meal preps we got millet and kale gratin #and a Lebanese chickpea dish the name of which unfortunately escapes me atm #but my mouth is watering thinking about it. saw a vid and was instantly influenced and went to the pantry to see if I had the stuff and I #dooooooooooo #and I do feel like I’m beginning to get past the worst of [event] and its sadness

[phantom-does-a-thing]

Tide got all the boys stuffed animals on their first night at the base btw. It was a last-minute decision that he had to scramble to find something, and he ended up putting them on the boys' beds for them to find later. He just wanted to try and make them more comfortable, and what better way than a little friend?

#Will got a cat Dakota got a rabbit with floppy ears #I cant think of what exactly he would have gotten vyncent #maybe a dragon idk this was a last minute thing idk how common dragon plushies are #anyway they all have stuffed animals now #thank you for coming to my ted talk #they cherish it forever #Like Tide left them to get settled in the base for a while and was like 'oh hey I'll be back in a few hours' and #RUSHED to the store #to get them a gift yknow #had to quickly hide them in their rooms at dinner time #so like by the time they were ready for bed #BOOM #a little friend for them #I am sooo soft over these boys #jrwi #jrwi pd #jrwi prime defenders #rambling #phever dreams with phantom #phantom posting

[boysareouttonight]

idk if i want mac to completely ignore dennis when he gets a boyfriend bc i need jealous dennis crying throwing up and having a kendall roy style breakdown in the bathroom or if i want the opposite, mac treating dennis the same way and being totally oblivious about how this looks to his boyfriend like mac wdym u're gonna be late for our date bc u have to prepare food for dennis and why do u keep texting him every hour until the guy calls him out on their codependency and how weird this is and just breaks up with him. it reminds me of the gangs dating profile video where dennis says i will be there

#yes i'm completely ignoring the last seasons how mac and dennis probably dont even check on each other since dennis left to north dakota #let me live #somehow i have hope that s15 reseted their relationship #and now they have monthly dinners and check on each other and have movie nights all over again #but the thought of mac just finding this completely normal would be funny #dennis would be self aware but wouldn't say a damn thing cus breaking them up its all he wants #i need to stop talking #macdennis #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia

[raveartts]

screencap redraw

#raveartts #suicide boy #tw self harm #i think i got pretty close #though the expression is more worried than the kind of dead acceptance of the original #and i have him leaning back less #but okay whatever #there. two drawings today #the only thing left on my schedule is to study traffic #but it's 2am and i am sooooo sleepy #i did everything else on schedule at least #and my excuse is that my cousin was over and we had thanksgiving dinner to prep and eat #also i went to the gym so skdjhgfhjskkfhgfhjk #....okay actually i kinda liked this drawing #but i'm staring at it too much and i hate it #UGHGHGHJGH JUST SHOOT ME

[itwoodbeprefect]

i wrote some keeley/roy/jamie fic while watching the finale! it's a fix-it, a missing scene, or just slight canon divergence, depending on your take of things in said finale, but in all three of those cases (or any special fourth you can come up with), it's 1869 words and if you want, you can read every single one of those here on ao3:

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Honey honey, how you thrill me (Honey honey, nearly kill me)

Or: Roy and Jamie ask Keeley to make a choice, take two.

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A few hours later, they’re at her door again, looking somehow even worse for wear. “Have you both gone completely mad?” she asks, because this time they actually rang her out of bed, and she was having a really hot dream about Katharine Hepburn.

“Please just hear us out,” Jamie tries, at the same time as Roy says, “Can we please come in?”

They turn to each other, Jamie shrugs, Roy frowns, and then they’re back to staring at her. She does it back to them for a long moment, just to leave them hanging, the way they deserve.

Then she lets them in, because they did both say please, and there’s always the slim chance that this time they really did rescue a puppy.

read the rest on ao3 ->

#i also. maybe. possibly. spent nearly all of yesterday working on this fic #and was left with one (1) sentence that didn't make it in. which spurred a DIFFERENT fic that i've spent all of TODAY on #which is currently at 2.3k and nowhere near done and made me forget to eat dinner #which (among many other things) i should definitely have been doing instead. so that's how things are going over here #i didn't even hate OR love the finale it just flipped some secret switch in my brain and now i can't stop writing keeley/roy/jamie fic #* #ted lasso #my fic