Which one do you think prune juice cookie would like more left or right Twix?
Left because when in doubt, go left.
Will defend this with his life
(Poisons everyone who disagrees)
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Anybody ever think about left twix worker x right twix worker enemies to lovers arc?
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DNI if you prefer right twix over left twix
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Tis the season of Halloween, so allow me to share with you my favorite form of psychological torture. Do with this as you wish
Eat a Kitkat in front of someone like this.
They will have at least 3 new mental illnesses after witnessing it. Have fun!
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Nighttime Car Ride🌠⭐️
(This takes time after the New Jersey Rats escaped Tricky Ricky's clutches and on their way driving to the airport)
Marilyn (Intern): (chuckled) This reminds me of how Tricky Ricky failed to get us.
Jean: ...A bread falling over..????
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happy halloween!
Hi molly!! Happy Halloween to u too!!!
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i’m so fucking stupid
real conversation between me and my friend btw
“yeah so i found left orange juice on my coffee table which i didn’t know i had left there”
“you had left orange juice?”
“yeah i found left orange juice”
“left.. orange juice”
“yeah i found some more of it in the fridge”
“like.. orange juice on the left..? i didn’t know that was a thing”
“i didn’t think i’d have to clarify this to you but no i meant i had left it on the coffee table.”
“oh”
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It’s that special time of year where I get a yearning for chocolate and then remember we still have some leftover Halloween candy.
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