#legalize everything

[ukiyoebirds]

"An Aunt May Seminar: So Your Kid Is Spiderman"

She also has an upcoming seminar called "A close friend is actually a backstabbing villain who tried to destroy your kid: How to let go of toxic people in your life."

#across the spider verse fanart #across the spiderverse #ats #spiderverse 2 #spiderverse #spiderverse spoilers #kinda #more like comedic wishful thinking #aunt may #may parker #spider man #into the spider verse #references are life #other aunt may seminars include #how to fund your kid's superheroing #with a step by step guide on how to get money for everything #some only partly legal #“There will be lots of hospital bills. LOTS” #Hosting the avengers for dinner and why Hulk is the best one #“A super cool secret base under a shed in the yard isn't necessary but it is encouraged” #A supervillain has figured out your kids secret identity: a guide on super self defense #With great power comes a great amount of stress #Aunt May is a cool old lady #May she enjoy Florida #something that isn't lmk fanart! I'm surprised #jeff davis #rio morales #jefferson morales #george stacy #If they can have a therapist spiderman they can have aunt may give advice on how to raise a spider person

[cxrnlia]

just passed out on the floor multiple times and i cannot stand back up.

#holy mother of jesus christ and everything holy #hallelujah #lando norris #formula 1 #till he wins his first race #for legal reasons thats a joke #but omfg

[owob]

bloodweave for oomf on twt

#my farts #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #thagts his last name . right. whole legal name and everything #its so weird to call him by his full naem its like goverment naming a queen. its wrong. #bloodweave #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[zykamiliah]

i love it when fandom infantilizes characters to the point of denying them their own agency.

"if people in cang qiong had treated shen jiu differently-" do you have any evidence that they mistreated him? or is it too hard a pill to swallow that shen jiu was the one who decided to close himself off and be an asshole. that cang qiong treated him just fine, that his martial siblings tolerated him to the point that even when he was suspected of murder nothing was done to him?

who forced shen jiu to abuse luo binghe? to abuse other disciples? those were his decisions, that was him acting in a position of power.

the moral of the story is not "shen jiu was misunderstood :(" the moral is: the person who was abused can also become an abuser. the one who suffers violence can be violent towards others. you, despite what you've gone through, have the capacity for kindness and cruelty. so be wise on how you decide to act, because your pain doesn't justify hurting others, and your actions will have consequences.

you have agency, you have whatever amount of power you have over your own life and the things you do have an impact in the lives of those around you and yourself. so maybe try being at the very list neutral to the world and yourself, if you can't be kind.

but no, shen jiu's mentality was "since I suffered, they deserve to suffer too". and by taking that path he perpetuated the cycle of abuse.

bingge is the same, because he could have stopped at taking revenge on shen jiu, but he decided to involve the whole sect and the rest of the world, no matter who was innocent. he was unnecessarily cruel, but so was his master.

both shen jiu and bingge had the capacity for some form of "niceness" (in the way they treated women), so it wasn't as if they'd never known some form of love. at some point in their lives, they stopped being abused children and became abusive adults.

and that's an expression of human behaviour that we have to accept as possible. the svsss narrative invites us to examine ourselves in this light, to witness our capacity for both love and hate, to realize that even in the most adverse of circumstances, there's always a small sliver of agency over how we feel and how we act. that, despite the things that defines us from birth through childhood, our decisions also define what we'll become in the future.

#svsss #svsss meta #shen jiu #this is something that's also very common irt how some people view anakin skywalker #they want to blame everything on the jedi when the narrative makes it clear that it was his own decisions and actions that #pushed him to the dark side #there are a lot of parallels between anakin and sk and bingge in this regard #i think there's a generation of people who were too sheltered and infantilized through a big portion of their lives and that had #very little power over their life through childhood and teenage years #and have no learn to be emotionally independent even after becoming legal adults #and end up projecting this kind of thinking in fiction #idk it's just a theory

[bigfatbreak]

listen claw noir, we ALL really resonate with cloud strife's lack of identity and loss of personhood, but there's no reason to cosplay him in front of all of paris. especially with your goth gf

#for legal reasons this is a joke this is a joke this is a joke this is a joke- #ooc #miraculous ladybug spoilers #mlb spoilers #claw noir #trying to tag everything so ppl who dont wanna see it dont see it lmao

[respectthepetty]

I know some of y'all are very upset at the GMMTV for various reasons, but I genuinely like Cooking Crush and will continue to show up for Prem bringing out the color in Ten's lack-of-color self but . . .

THIS IS THE MOMENT!

THIS IS THE MOVEMENT!

THIS IS EVERYTHING!

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE BITCHES IN THE BACK.

Amen.

#cooking crush #cooking crush the series #this is the moment #this is my everything #this is about human rights #familiarize it‚ recognize it‚ legalize it

[karlydraws]

Do not throw away your shot

#everything is legal in Augusta #it was funnier in my head #pacifist #karly draws #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #hamilton #hamilton an american musical #alexander hamilton

[imaginmatrix]

“Percy Jackson would be a marine biologist” “no he’d be a fireman” “no he’d drop out of school” “no he’d—“

Everyone be quiet that man got his degree in social work and specializes in advocating for children with learning disabilities and rough home lives while scoping out potential demigods. He’s not gonna let any child, whether they’re mortal and dealing with a Gabe or half-god and dealing with monsters, feel like he did.

#morgan murmurs #Percy knows what it’s like to be the ‘troubled kid’ #I honestly can’t see him in any mortal job that isn’t centered around helping kids he sees himself in #or sees Annabeth in #or Nico #Percy would do everything he can to make sure kids are heard #and that their learning disabilities are accommodated #listen #for legal reasons what I’m about to say is a joke but #everyone else is wrong and I’m right #Percy Jackson is loyal and caring and hates bullies. he’s gonna fight the adult bullies for the kids who can’t #pjo #Percy Jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of Olympus #headcanon I guess

[aroaceleovaldez]

non-exhaustive list of canon powers Nico di Angelo either has shown or is heavily implied to have:

Shadow-travel

Manipulation of shadows/darkness (also possibly use of shadows as a pocket-dimension a la Magicians using the Duat in The Kane Chronicles)

Becoming intangible/shadows

Complete control over skeletons/bones (dead or alive, including summoning, reanimation, and/or changing shape of them) and being able to sense their presence

Summoning, reanimating, commanding, and dispelling the dead/undead (Skeletons, zombies, ghosts, etc & varieties) and being able to sense their presence

Ability to understand/communicate with the dead/undead and potentially other beings of the Underworld

Inherent complete comprehension of Latin

Ability to perceive the usually unperceivable/possibly look upon a deity’s true form without repercussion (at least moreso than the average demigod, though possibly is restricted to chthonic beings) (ex: Tartarus, potentially also interacting with his parents, etc)

Interacting tangibly with ghosts (implied to be a Ghost King thing rather than a Hades/Pluto thing)

Partial or complete immunity to different effects of the Underworld/things within (can consume food/drink of or in the Underworld without repercussions, effects from the Lethe wear off over time instead of being permanent like usual for mortals, etc)

Astral projection/”Walking in dreams”

Dream manipulation and projection (Sending dreams to others, etc.) (presumably includes sharing/projecting dreams with others) alongside inflicting sleep upon others even from a distance.

Illusions

Manipulation of emotions/aura that inflicts specific emotions on others (ex.: radiating fear/death onto enemies)

Projection of emotions and memories onto others (can be so forceful it causes physical damage like a shockwave)

Geokinesis (all forms but also specifically generating black marble) (presumably also specialized control over precious gemstones & non-paper currency)

Temperature manipulation (seemingly only lowering temperature)/creating frost)

Control/manipulation of souls, including living beings (ex: ripping out Bryce Lawrence’s soul)

Perceiving/reading/judging of souls (most likely also a Ghost King thing over Hades/Pluto thing, but possibly both)

Converting living into dead/undead, aka instakill (ex: disintegrating monsters to bone with one touch)

Lowering or manipulation of own vitals (breathing, heart rate, etc)

Death Trance/pseudo-hibernation (possibly also general control over states of consciousness at least for self, in combo with control over vitals & dreams)

Sensing death (impending or when it occurs, sometimes receiving dreams/visions of it occurring)

Able to sense other children of Hades/Pluto (potentially also other chthonic beings in general/able to identify based on sense alone) and also just living beings in general, such as mortals (possibly via souls).

Improved navigation underground/in the Underworld and ability to traverse restricted or normally unnavigable parts of the Underworld

Enhanced strength/abilities when in the Underworld

Inherently unnaturally quiet (possibly able to silence sound on a designated target)

Hiding/shielding self from being perceived (seemingly related to shadows/silence)

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #long post // #MY BOY IS OP AS FUCK and i love this about him #so many of these are so underutilized #when will Nico get to use his geokinesis again #we only see him make marble once in BoTL and then never again #based on that he should theoretically be able to do everything Hazel can do. which also implies Hazel can do everything he can do #let Hazel summon a skeleton for once and Nico hits somebody with a rock cmon #also i still firmly believe Nico should get to turn invisible #we've seen him become intangible. his dad's notable item is a helm that makes you invisible. let him turn invisible. #but yeah big 3 kids are op. look at nico go. and this is just physical abilities not including stuff like Annabeth being smart #or cabin 7 kids being good at music or whatever #presumably for Nico/Hazel it'd be like a penchant for diplomacy and legality-related things presumably #and i like to hc he has a personal inherent knowledge bank of everyone who has ever died in his lifetime - just details about their deaths #mostly anyways and then like basic facts about who they were/next of kin/etc #so they can tap into that at any time and be like ''hold on lemme look this person/their relatives up real quick'' #i usually like to write that as how Nico confirmed what was up with Jason when they first met #he just kind of squinted at Jason and went ''okay. hm. who are you next of kin of? Beryl - OH YOU'RE THALIA'S BROTHER''

[shrylia]

Did one of these because I was curious to see my improvement from my 2020 version! Took suggestions from my Instagram :)

#went a lil ham w the lighting bc i havent gotten to do so in a while! #sixfanarts #six fanarts #elle woods #legally blonde #blackbeard #ofmd #our flag means death #everything everywhere all at once #waymond wang #achilles #the song of achilles #tsoa #poison ivy #dc comics #howl jenkins pendragon #howls moving castle #digital art #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art

[muddypolitics]

Best outcome

#when your “legal argument” is stupid as fuck #immunity from everything forever #in the maga mind #but only for orange man

[aurorangen]

By now, all the people close to Vincent know that Isaac is his brother. Everyone except Renee. Today they decided to tell her...

Renee was hurt but given the circumstances, she understood their reasons for keeping it from her and the detectives. Surely it would gather a lot of unwanted attention from the media when ideally the brothers wanted to investigate independently. Like how Vincent never knew the existence of Isaac. Or how Isaac lived a secret identity all his life, escaping from his past and eventually finding out about Vincent. Once they were confident in their direction then they will expand the investigation. And deal with all the consequences then.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #postcard gen 3 #renee reichmann #vincent kingsley #isaac kingsley #best decision putting renee in a ponytail! #and i wanted to show isaacs eagle tattoo! given hes escaping from his past ofc hes gonna be paranoid at everything... #he is an eagle (search up eagle symbolism pls) even his sharp gaze #so happy making his link to eagles/eagle eyes!! and then finding that tattoo! i can even say legal eyes with law and all that #sorry 😂 me with my jokes lmao

[shutupcrime]

We need an equivalent of legally blonde for every movie genre. Give us gritty police dramas with a new generations of Elle woods learning to batter drug lords with phone books. A murder mystery but the detective is an unsuspecting sorority girl who loves pink and think poroit is a kind of shampoo but turns out to be frighteningly adept at solving clues. Just an army of gorgeous women in cute little outfits proving to the world why barbie is an expert in every profession

#barbie #legally blonde #Elle woods #Margot Robbie #Greta gerwig #Ken #he’s just Ken #this barbie is everything #agatha christie #hercule poirot #rom com renaissance #Netflix #movies #pink #pink aesthetic #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #Ryan gosling #reese witherspoon

[merverelli]

dec 2023 - jan 2019 - sept 2017

its a redraw of a redraw!

(psst: here's a speedpaint if you're interested! https://youtu.be/9nn73oxU7eg)

#antisepticeye #jacksepticeye #septicart #gone back to my roots: smashing one interest into the other #ngl i was always scared of doing a second redraw of the 2019 art in case there was no difference between that one or the new one LMFAO #i basically dumped everything major that happened into the desc of the speedpaint so heres sparknotes version: #i graduated uni a second time lmfao #i got a temp contract job that fuckin ruled and i miss it #so now hopefully i can do more art (this is not a legally binding promise sadly) #thanks for sticking around! love u #just like art

[leyezzeyee]

god house offering to euthanise thirteen was a crazy scene. inadvertently telling her that she isn’t alone. there is always one person who will be there for her. their father/daughter dynamic is insane. this is why i don’t think house kills himself as soon as wilson dies. i think he keeps tabs on thirteen and does go through with it. after that? who’s to say. maybe he becomes like that janitor who inspired him to be a doctor in the first place - he has no official power, but aside from that, he’s in charge, because he’s right, because he knows the answer. i’m very conflicted about what happens after the end of the show. and that’s what’s so interesting and 3-dimensional about these characters - you don’t know exactly what they’re going to do.

#house md #remy hadley #remy thirteen hadley #thirteen house md #gregory house #i mean i choose to believe that wilson doesn’t die xx #i like to think that house - in true house fashion #found a cure against all the odds #and him and wilson were left with a rather awkward situation #because house is legally dead #but through the power of gay love everything was okay 🥰