Ngl the first man that I've ever wanted to bend over the closest surface and Fuck into the dirt until he's screaming was Legate Lanius from Fallout new vegas. That man is so cock sure and prideful that it would be beautiful to see him brough down to his knees.
i headcanon that caesar has a serious napoleon complex/short man syndrome. he just looks so fucking little on his throne lol. u cant tell me he's some 6'+ beast of incredible physical aptitude like lanius or even joshua graham is/was.
he's just like 5'4" and probably gets out of breath if he throws too many punches with his displacer glove.
general lee oliver showing up to lanius‘s camp seeing lanius already dead and the courier on the biggest trip of their life from the cocktail of every chem in their inventory like