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in which a popstar breaks up with her longterm boyfriend, and an f1 driver shoots his shoot. ౨ৎ logan x popstar!reader
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yourusername hot girl summer 💆🏼‍♀️ no more men!
july 16th, 2023
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user SHUT UP I LOVE HER
user she’s an icon, she’s a legend and she IS the moment ✨
user i love you y/n l/n
user ima shoot my shot like i’m devin booker, can i bag u ??
user baefy come to brazil 🇧🇷
user the caption.. i guess they did break up 😞
→ user good bruh
user mother is glowing!!
user LANDO?? HELLO???
→ user bro heard she broke up with her bf and is tryna shoot his shot now 😭😭😭
→ user LMFAO
→ user norizz headahh
whitneypeak gorgeous
whitneypeak i want a kiss
→ yourusername c’mere baby 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽
gracieabrams 😍😍
→ yourusername ily
taylorswift 💖
→ yourusername mom 🥹🫶🏼
→ user TAYYY
→ user taylor and yn are both going through breakups 😞✊
landonorris hi
→ yourusername who r u
→ landonorris bruh
→ yourusername jk ily bff
→ landonorris you’re my opposition 🖕🏼
→ user BFF???? SINCE WHEN GIRL
→ yourusername uhm idk we became friends when he was in mexico 🙈
→ user unexpected duo fr 😭
alex_albon my girlfriend loves you
→ yourusername tell her i love her more
→ lilymhe I’m giggling and kicking my feet
→ yourusername OH 😍 YOURE GORGEOUS
→ lilymhe SHUT UP?? U ARE 🤭
→ user my fav wag and my favorite popstar 😭
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yourusername ‘emails i can’t send’ out august 5th 💌
august 2nd, 2023
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user AHHHHHHH
user thank you yn omg 😭
user i’m SO excited shut up
user TE AMOOO
user pop princess!!
user MOTHER
user the break up album 🤔🤔
→ user please 🙏🏼
whitneypeak 🥹🫶🏽 so proud of you bby!!
→ yourusername i love you whit 😭😭
taylorswift so proud, lovely 💖
→ yourusername you’re my fav 🥹 ilysm tay &lt;3
gracieabrams 🙈🙈💕💕
lilymhe I’M GONNA CRY!!!
→ yourusername LILY 🥲
lilymhe so excited to listen ml 😭💝
→ yourusername my gf!! ily 🥹💕
landonorris stream EMAILS I CANT SEND 🗣️‼️
→ yourusername luv u landie!
alex_albon lily will not be talking to me august 5th, got it!
→ yourusername 🧑‍🦲😛 soz!!
→ lilymhe you got that right, alex 🥳
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yourusername oh my gosh 😭😭 it’s such an honor to be apart of the eras tour starting 24/08!! i cannot wait! thank you taylorswift, this is such a dream come true :,)
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user amazing!! 🎉
user screaming crying throwing up
user i’m so happy for u queen
user cant wait to see u there 🥹
user mom & daughter
user if i DONT get tickets im gonna cry 😭
user YES YES YES
user my two favorite blondies 🫶🏼
whitneypeak MY GIRL!! IM SO PROUD
→ yourusername WHIT 😭😭 THANK YOU
taylorswift so happy to have you 😄💘
→ yourusername 🥹🥹💖💖
gracieabrams 👅👅👅😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️🩷🩷😚🩷💋🥲😚
→ yourusername 💋💋
lilymhe PRINCESS
→ yourusername 👸🏼&lt;3
lilymhe I can’t believe I’m seeing you and taylor the same night 🙈🙈
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→ user omg lily is going to the eras again 🥹
→ user bring alex!!
→ lilymhe i’ll try 🤫
→ user logan too.. let him shoot his shot 🙏🏼
landonorris wish i could go 😞😞😞
→ yourusername #FAKEFRIEND
→ landonorris do i get a song
→ yourusername 🌝
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yourusername replied to this story
oh hi there 🙈
lily told me that u were coming!
we should totallyyyyy hang out after it yk 😅😅
logansargeant
oh yeah totally haha
sorry i got nervous
a pretty lady slid into my dms
yourusername
got me blushing 🫣
okay anyways i have to go
concert stuff, am i right haha
logansargeant
totally
i’ll see you performing, pretty girl
yourusername
ahakfjkajfkakskvkc£~’c;&;@/&:@‘!??!!?!?? 🤭🤭🫣🫣😅😅😂😂😵‍💫😵‍💫
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yourusername eras tour.. mex N1 WOW 💌
mexico city i love u, and can’t wait for night 2 & 3!!
august 24th, 2023
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user literal angel 🫶🏼🫶🏼
user UNREAL
user logan hunter sargeant what are you doing here
user so glad i was there 🥹
user mother is MOTHERING
user who else cried 😭😭😭
user watched from a glitchy live stream 😞
lilymhe WOW
lilymhe YOU WERE AMAZING 🩷🩷
→ yourusername 😭😭💖💖 I LOVE YOU!!
logansargeant glad you were the opener to my first concert!
→ yourusername i was the opener to ur first concert?? 😅😅 i hope i lived up to your expectations
→ logansargeant you definitely did :)
→ alex_albon LOGAN THE RIZZLER 🔥🔥
→ user lil bro got that bald eagle rizz
→ user AAAAHAUAHAHAAHA
→ user yn come perform in vegas for f1
alex_albon logan was mesmerized the whole time
→ yourusername 🤭🤭
→ logansargeant don’t expose me 😔
→ user WINGMAN ALEX!!!!
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logansargeant replied to your story
oh hey
i think that’s me
yourusername
oh really?
logansargeant
yeah 🥸
yourusername
i heard you mention me in the interview
i giggled
logansargeant
can i get your number
yourusername
oh uhm
hahahahaah
yes 😵‍💫😵‍💫
it’s xxx-xxx-xxx 💌
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yourusername love u texas 🤠!!
thanks for inviting me f1 to this amaazing race 😚
october 22, 2023
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user yk who else was in a cowboy? logan.
→ logansargeant 🤠 🤠
→ alex_albon lil bro gettin confident 😳
→ yourusername 🫠🫠
user i have no clue abt this sport but the drivers 🫣
user yn at an f1 race is not what i expected in my feed today
user im actually a cowboy hahahaha
lilymhe you made the race 100x more fun xx
→ yourusername ily 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻
alex_albon logan is giggling over this post.. he wants u so extremely bad its actually HORRENDOUS
→ yourusername i want him too 😵‍💫😵‍💫
→ logansargeant are we abt to kiss rn
→ user OH!!
→ user 😧😧
logansargeant my lucky charm, i got points bc of u 😊
→ yourusername yeah I should get a kiss yk… hah 🤣
→ logansargeant 🫡🫡🫡
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logansargeant ocean blue eyes, lookin’ in mine 🤍
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november 4th, 2023
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user OH. MY. GOD.
user ur joking
user i threw up (i want this so bad)
user HELLO?????????? WHAT DID I WAKE UP TO
user the gorgeous caption ….. DHMU
user pls im in tears
user God i see what u do for others.
user who else screamed
lilymhe TAYLOR LIKED UR POST WHAT
→ logansargeant 😁😁😁 the advantages of dating my popstar
→ user “MY popstar” get out
→ user they’re dating omgogmgomggomg
yourusername u have pretty eyes baby
→ logansargeant yours are prettier
→ alex_albon he’s playing it cool, but don’t let him fool you….. you got this grown man giggling his ass off
lilymhe you’re welcome btw…
→ alex_albon ur welcome? IM THE ONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE!!!!!! I INTRODUCED U TO YN, AND YOU INTRODUCED LOGAN TO HER!! IM THE REAL MASTERMIND
→ logansargeant calm down lil bro, it aint that serious 😭😭
→ yourusername LMFAO
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yourusername he finally got out of my dms and now we’re going on beach dates and f’ing 😋
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user shes breaking the internet again
user the caption is CRAZY???
→ user right 😭 this girl is out of pocket
user the first picture is insane oh my god
→ user im having a panic attack over it I’m actually 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
user i’m foaming from the mouth
landonorris there are children on this app, ma’am.
→ yourusername 🥸🥸 you’re the child
→ landonorris ok..
logansargeant i love you so much, pretty girl 🤍
→ yourusername 😭😭😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠😳😳🥴🥴🫣🫣
→ yourusername i love you 🩷🩷🩷
lilymhe i lost my gf
→ yourusername don’t worry baby he’s just a side 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻
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logansargeant my amazing girlfriend wanted me to tell you all that… “slut!” is now out on all streaming platforms!!
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user i just listened to it. UNREAL
user 😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞
user and if they call me slut!
→ user you know it might be worth it for once 😭😭😭
user shes so down bad.
user me bc we got the best single bc of logan 😭😭😭😭!!!! thank you 🙏🏼
→ user I’m actually hip hip and hooraying
yourusername my muse 🤍
→ logansargeant i love you so bad
lilymhe STOP U TWO ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY CUTE
→ alex_albon how come you haven’t written a song for me…..
→ lilymhe idk u lil bro…
→ yourusername is this man bothering u sweetheart??
→ lilymhe yes 😞😞 beat him up!!
→ alex_albon what is she gonna do? bite my arm? she can’t even look me in the eye 🤔
→ user LMFAOO
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yourusername in a world of boys, he’s a gentleman 🩷
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user I CRIED WHO ELSE DID
user shut up i’m so happy for her
user logan is my dream bf fr.. where’d u buy him
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user WAAAAAHH
user yk what this means? YN WAG ERA
taylorswift in your LOVER era 😆🤭💖
→ yourusername 😭😭💖💖
taylorswift so happy for you my love!!
→ yourusername i love u my queen 🩷
logansargeant can u hear it in the silence?
→ yourusername U ARE IN LOVE 😭😭😭😭 STOP IT RN LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT
→ alex_albon oh so all of a sudden he knows everything about taylor swift
→ logansargeant wdym me and taylor are like this 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
lilymhe i’m so glad we can go on double dates now 😈
→ yourusername me too xx
gracieabrams we 🩷 a happy queen 😁😁
→ yourusername agreed 😊😊
whitneypeak fav couple
→ yourusername ur always my #1 🤍
landonorris RAAAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
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౨ৎ first fic on my new blog!! let’s goo 😵‍💫
i hope u enjoy it! i’ll try being more
active on this acc… ౨ৎ
@moneygramhaas ♡︎
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enpr-ss · 6 months
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Tango making decked out 2 and streaming runs is why we have so much etho content. Everyone thank him for giving us hours of behind the scenes of Etho’s videos.
Wait Etho deliberately waits for Tango’s streams to run? Bro?? He’s actually so kind. Using his fandom to get Tango views.
HE SNITCHED TO HYPNO LOL. HE’S SUCH AN EAVESDROPPER.
Gem pops in and the first thing she does is to punch Etho repeatedly. Classic. The Canadian on Canadian violence is real.
Etho planning to punch some bats
AND THE FIRST UNLUCKY EVENT OF HIS RUN! HOW MANY MORE WILL HE FIND? The vex avoiding path change, now the stumble card. He did get a key before 30 seconds though. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone try to lure One Eyed Willie before. ALL THAT FOR 23 FE AGAIN?!
Tango talks so much to Etho during his runs, more than he does to anyone else. Something something expressing the will of the dungeon. Is that why the dungeon likes Etho so much? He talks to it, thus the favor, or is it the other way around? Tango enjoys his runs so much more than anyone else’s, even Hypno’s.
Beast Bites! Man continues to reference the previous decked out. Of course he gets level 3 on his first try. HE GETS A 24 HAHAHA! “Cant have keys and artifact luck etho” -gem. HES STILL GOING TO FARM LEVEL 1 LOL. And then he taunts Gem with keys. He’s such a little shit stirrer.
EVEN THE RAVAGERS LIKE HIM!!! AND HE GETS ETHO WALLED!! He talked so much trash to Gem about her bad key luck and now he has to eat his words. Etho suffers from treasure rng for the first time. AND THEN THE GAME IS LITERALLY RIGGED AGAINST HIM BECAUSE OF MAX TREASURE!!! Etho dungeon difficulty is real. And of course he dies to Miss Management. How ironic. He’s washed up in the river of souls! Gem is so vindicated.
WILLIE AIMBOT! Sure did washed him up in that lake! One eyed on one eyed violence.
HIS KEY LUCK IS INSANE. The dungeons really wants him deeper. AND THE WARDEN IS RIGHT AT THE DOOR. AND HE JUST SNEAKS RIGHT ON BY UNDER IT. “just a little slime boing boing!” What comes out of his mouth even?
“How does he even get an IMPOSSIBLE key” -gem LOL.
Yeah right he’s taking coward’s path he’s gotta be trolling. “Pfft who’re you talking to here” THE SHEER ARROGANCE. I hope he dies to a warden. I hope gem kills him. 24 AGAIN???!!! NOT WORTH!!! HAHAHAHA. Of course he gets out on his second try, on the middle level in the harder area, and of course no hard parkour. HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!? OH MY GOD!!!
“Cub walked so that Etho could scoot” - chat.
“Gem is great and Etho is epic!” - gem
He’s trying to meta game the rusty repair kit. Of course. “Stop breaking the immersion nerd! Get in there nerd” - gem. Jock on nerd violence.
The “gem is great” is the first superstition lol
He got so much from rusty!!!
“There’s nobody here” *ravager appears having waited for the right moment*
HE GOT 36!!! MAX FOR LEVEL 2!!! dungeon making up for his previous artifacts. His luck strikes again!! LOOT AND SCOOT IN THE SILK ROAD!! AND HE MAKES IT OUT!!! THE LEGEND!!! 5 tomes, what a flex!!!
AND THEN THE DUNGEON JUST ABSOLUTELY SHOWERS HIM WITH TOMES!!! HAHAHAHAH
The dungeon is definitely in yandere love with Etho.
“I want to see my artifact I haven’t found it yet” - gem
“It’s the keys in the dungeon” - etho who just can’t stop saying words. Talk shit get hit my man.
He just keeps breaking the game.
HOW DOES HE ALWAYS GET LOOT AND SCOOT JUST WHEN HE NEEDS IT??? SCRIPTED!! DEUS EX MACHINA!!!! And then he gets overconfident and gets skill issued in the easy part.
So greedy that he broke the game. And he memorized those ravager locations!!!
Saw in a comment that Etho asked about killing cave spiders to farm them for string for carpets / wool to sneak past the wardens and tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if he considered it.
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OMG UR WRITING FOR MONKIE KID NOW?!!?!!!!?11/1//1/ AAAA IVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT UR FANFICS WOULD BE LIKE WITH THE FANDOMM
Could I like.. request a fic where Wukong and Macaque both have a really strong crush on Model F!y/n and they're always arguing with eachother/fighting for her? but she's already getting so many love confessions so they both dont have the guts to tell her. Thank youu!!
YESSS I AMM </33 And omg I love the fandom sm bro im already obsessed. And no, we are not gonna talk abt how Im in love with both wukong and macaque.. im not a furry I swear..
I will be making this a series since I have no originality, consider this part one ;)
There are ships included like Shadowpeach and Chimera (but mostly Dragonfruit.)
Reader is in her early 20's
Some parts of the story may shift from different pov's, aka; point of view(s). Being first, second and third person.
Reader is a closeted bisexual/biquestioning so if you cant handle that then I politely advise you to close this fanfic.
You were new to megapolis, reason; your modelling career being there, but mostly because you wanted to try something new, and since you had family who lived in megapolis, why not give it a go? You were sad to be leaving your parents and your friends from back home, but they respected your decision overall.
It was early morning. You found an apartment close by a restaurant that your mother loved, Pigsy's noodles. Although you've never tried them before, you always took your mama's word for it. But you had to unpack your bags first. The food would have to wait. Your luggage's were overflowing with clothes, makeup, decorations, video games, posters.. and so. many. magazines. It took about 3 hours to zip open all of them, arrange, and sweep the apartment floors so you could be ready to go. By the time you checked your phone it was 10:37 AM and you needed to get your outfit on. You only had a week off until you had to meet up with your supervisor.
You got ready and took out your heatless curls before you brushed the last of your silky hair. Again, checking the time it was 12:00 PM. A perfect time to go out and finally check out the place you've always been dying to go to. Funny, right? How you've been all around the world but the place you've wanted to see the most was a fast food restaurant. Heck, if things really did work out for you, you'd consider actually.. Staying. You grabbed your juicy couture bag which contained your wallet, hairbrush, lip-gloss, phone and your charger. Then exited out your apartment door, being greeted by the chill breeze of air and crowds of people walking by. First step you made, and you could already feel the excitement rushing through you like adrenaline. Cruising through teenagers and overworked business' employees like it was another catwalk.
15 minutes of people stepping on your shoes and shoving you in multiple directions came to an end once you reached Pigsy's noodles, which there were no other people in sight, oddly strange. You wondered if this was the correct place your mother had been talking about for years since you were a toddler. But there were no other places similar to this, it had a nostalgic aroma even to those who've never visited. Making the place seem homey and welcoming. You were about to step inside until the sounds of pots and pans clattering came out from the other side of the door while you heard people yelling at each other.
"WHERE'S MY STAFF?!" was what you got out of the muffled screams. It seemed like they needed help, so you wanted to see what you could help out with. You twisted the knob and opened the door, instantly walking inside and closing it behind you so there would be no distractions to the ones outdoors.
You froze as you widened your eyes, looking to see a staff similar to a legend you heard before, the monkey king? Makes it even more confusing to see him literally RIGHT. BESIDE. IT.
You were already freaking out as what seemed like the owner of the store was also panicking, trying to calm you down while a boy holding the staff looked like he was about to faint.
Pigsy: DID YOU NOT LOCK THE DOORS MK?!
Mk: I THOUGHT I DID! OH MY GOD.. THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Wukong: ...is it too late to disappear?
Y/n: "Okay! OKAY- Uhm.. I don't even know you.. so i'm just gonna get- going- now-"
But "STOP!" was the only thing you heard before you could barely even turn to leave. You froze again and slowly turned your head, taking the time to look at everyone around you.
Mei: There's no point in not to tell her, she may not know us. like literally, she's a complete stranger! But we can't let her leave nowww! Plus I kinda wanna keep her.. she's wayyy tooo prettyyyy..
A girl in a green jacket and two ponytails said. Your cheeks noticeably turned a subtle shade of red as you smiled in flattery.
Tang: Although I do agree, she's not a doll Mei, you can't just keep her. Plus, how do we even start.. I'm usually good at explaining things..
Wukong: Hey, hey! Guysssuhh!! I'm pretty sure this is where I come in!
You looked at the monkey up and down as you blinked in surprise, him stepping forward to start from the beginning of how he technically wasn't a myth, bragged a bit about his immortality and how a super-cool mentor he was, and continued to introduce himself and the rest of the people in the store. It normally would've taken you some time to memorize the names of so many people, but the shock had the names engraved into your memory. But you finally calmed down significantly after you sat down and allowed Pigsy to let you eat a bowl of noodles, surprisingly on the house. Which Tang didn't think was fair because he said you had "pretty privilege" and started nagging, but you laughed and took the last sip of your bowl. You stayed in honor of having a new person (that person being you.) into the Lmk squad. Mk grabbed your hand and decided to bring you upstairs to show off his room ignoring as Pigsy screamed after him, telling him to quick slacking off and to finish his shift first.
I was being dragged off into Mk's room, which was a bit messy, but he seemed happy to show it off anyway. He invited me to sit on the carpet as he sat beside me. I had to admit, I found it funny how interested he was in finding out more about me. His childlike behavior and excitement was similar to having a little brother, yes, I was aware that I was only a year or two older than him, But I was more than happy to answer any questions he had for me.
It was fun, we stayed upstairs for about 40 minutes playing his favorite video game of the monkey king. I guess you could say ... he was a bit of a fanboy, huh? But hearing him ramble on and on about something he was so passionate about made me feel useful that I could listen to someone. Did this mean we were friends now?
Mk: Hey Y/n!
Y/n: Yeah? What happened Mk?
Mk: Do you have Snapchat or something? Since we're friends I wanna add you on my socials so we can talk more.
Y/n *Caught off guard a bit*: O-oh. I- uh.. Sure!
It's not like I was trying to be awkward, but to be honest, as far as the compliments go, I don't have any friends.. Wow. Uh. That sounded way more desperate than I intended it to be.. I've been so busy with travelling but now that I'm permanently staying in ONE PLACE, I actually have the opportunity to make some. And be friendly, y'know? I guess I zoned out while playing video games with MK because I didn't notice how Pigsy slammed his door open and started to scold him.
Pigsy: DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS? GET DOWN HERE, AND. GET. DELIVERING. OR IM CUTTING YOUR PAYCHECK !!
Mk: Okay okay!! I'm coming down, jeez.. Sorry Y/n, but I have a job to take care of, you can hang with Mei, or just stay here if you want to in the meantime!
Y/n *Smiles*: It's all good, do your best. Oh, and don't get fired!
Mk smiled at me one more time before heading back downstairs while Pigsy chased him with a frying pan, I giggled and turned off the controllers, as well as the game before turning around and seeing a specific monkey ..
Y/n: Monkey king? Where did you come from? Wait. Your not-
...
"Wukong? I know, the names Macaque. Six eared Macaque if you've ever heard of me, have you?"
Y/n: ..Actually I haven't, how come the others never told me about you? Are you one of their friends or something?
Macaque: *Mumbling; well you ask a lot of questions now don't you?* Well.. Yeah! Uhm... I haven't really spoken to them for some time. We have our cons, I guess. That's probably why they haven't mentioned me so far.
His hand on the back of his head, smiling with lowered eyes waiting for my response, this seemed kind of fishy.. Fishier than whatever the hell was under Mk's bed. He looked a bit similar to Wukong, and i've read a lot of wattpad to think that "Macaque" was either enemies, best friends with him, his boyfriend, ex boyfriend, or soon-to-be-boyfriend or- okay I'll stop
Y/n: Well, why are you here?
Macaque: Hm?
Y/n: So why did you feel the need to appear all of a sudden? And why in front of me, couldn't you have said hello to the others first?
Macaque: Well, I would. But like I said, we aren't on the best of terms right now. And I wanted to introduce myself since they'd probably not let me near you.
Y/n: Ah .. I see..
Macaque: You wanna get out of here?
Y/n *Shocked as she holds her breath for a moment*: I.. I don't think I should.
Macaque: Pft. Your no fun. If you can't make up your mind, your probably just as indecisive as I though.
He looked at me up and down, like he was mocking me or something. Not the greatest first impression for someone who wanted to avoid talking to their friends. I can tell why they don't like him, what a creep.
Y/n: What is that supposed to mean? Jerk..
Macaque: Well you sure think your on top of the world, huh? If you need something, give me a call will ya? When your less petty.
With shadowy figures surrounding the room, and a purple cloud of smoke making it hard to see, I closed my eyes for just a few seconds. I let out a cough before I opened them and he was just.. Gone? Talk about a dramatic disappearance. I probably should tell the others. He seemed so threatening, so dramatic too. I was no fun? Me? HE'S the boring one! THAT SHIDBCJFKBVKGDBGDZKNJ BITCH.
I should've yanked his beautiful hair out before he left, but I don't wanna cause a fuss in someone else's house, store? "I don't want to be a bother while I'm in here" I thought. I walked out of the room and went downstairs being greeted by Mei, who took my hand and went out the store. Where was she taking me?
Okay, I know I shouldn't have taken her somewhere without her permission, but I was bored alright? Without Mk, I had someone else to join me and Red for our hang-out! Although it was quite loud up there. Did Mk force her to play that Monkey king fangame the whole time? I giggled when she asked me where I was taking her.
Y/n: So where are we going?
Mei: Only to the best freaking place in the freaking universe! THEEE ARCADEEEE!
Y/n: Ohh! You must really love that place, seems you and Mk are kind of alike.
Mei: That's why we're best friends! And you are too now!
Y/n: Huh? I am?
Mei: Yeah! You seem cool, and with the whole awkward introduction thing, I figure why not get to know each other to make it less forced.
Y/n: I mean.. I guess we could get to know each other. Is there anyone else coming?
Mei: Ohh.. Just a nuisance..
Y/n: Wait wha-
Mei: A friend, I mean. Just a really ANNNNNOYINGG one who I had to beg for HOURS to meet up with! I didn't wanna go alone since Mk was busy, but now I want to bring you with, so you two could introduce each other!
Y/n: Oh.. so like an enemies to lo- I mean.. Frenemies thing? Don't worry, I'm pretty chill with ignorant people, I work with them all the time!
I let out a laugh when y/n made that joke, I never got to know what her job was though. But it seemed like she was well off, her skincare routine must've costed a lott cause GODDD she was glowing frfr
I walked with her as we listened to girl in red, and spotted red son in front of the arcade, he looked at me and gave me the biggest mf side eye I've ever seen smh. He turned to y/n and raised a brow as we went up to him.
Mei: HEYY WHAT'S COOKING GOOD LOOKING 😏
Red son: Oh my god- Hello, Mei. And Who's this?
Mei: Her name's Y/n, she sort of found out about the monkey king and..
Red son: Wait, WHAT?!
Mei: Ahahaha.. Yeah she walked in on us.
Red son: So now your just going around letting strangers find out? How could you and Mk be so stupid..
Y/n: It was an accident, and no. They are not letting random people find out, it's just me. Stop being so dramatic, and over what? If your gonna insult Mei AND Mk for one small thing than maybe you shouldn't have came, if your gonna be such a jerk at that too.
Mei: Y/n I-
Red son: Hmph. I'd normally not take comments like this from a peasant like you, but you'd seem like an exception, loud mouth.
Red son walked away as he turned around, asking if we were coming with him to the arcade, I mean. At that point I was gonna ask Y/n If she wanted to leave.. But she followed him anyway, I think I just made them get into some sort of rivalry.. Oops.
Nobody talked to each other until we got there, cause like- it's the FREAKING ARCADE??? I dragged y/n's hand and brought her to every gaming station. I. Could. Find. She seemed to enjoy it too but Red son was just wandering around like a lost 3-year-old. Soo I dragged him along too. And soon both y/n and red son were having this major competition on .. just .. dance? What the-??
Red son: YOU STUPID PEASANT- YOU SUCK AT DANCING!!
Y/n: SAYS THE GUY WHO'S LOSING TO ME!!
Yeah.. uh.. Anyway, while they were having their dance-off, I decided to play some of the racing games that were ACTUALLY working, I may or may not have broken a few from rage..
It was probably an hour or two before red son used his teleporting fire majiggy powers to attend his "Royal matters".. What a sore loser! But whatever, he most likely just came to hang out with his little cruuuushhh~
I was heading back to Pigsy's, dropping Mei back home safely first before going on my phone and checking the time. I wasnt too sure if Mk would be done his shift at 7, but why not check anyway?
Walking down the partially empty sidewalks, You stopped by a little shop nearby and grabbed a boba before heading a few blocks down to open the door to Pigsy's. You heard the door creak before stepping inside and sighing as you closed it, turning the knob.
You heard a voice, and it wasn't Mk's.
Wukong: Hey, Uh.. Bud? We need to talk.
This was gonna take a weird turn, huh..?
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yanderederee · 9 months
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All upcoming Tokyo Revengers Merch that I’m shrieking over, but it’s only BajiFuyu….
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I’m trying to think of the significance of Carnations.. hmm. I wish I could accept:(
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I LOVE THE HALF BACK HALF LOOSE LOOK!! He looks so mature and put together. The floral black suit really suits him (haha get it?) ! I hope we see more of this !!
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TANABATA BAJI AND CHIFUYU!!! THIS IS LITERALLY SO CUTE!! I can’t wait to write my Tanabata Wishes♡
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YALL ALREADY KNOW!! IM SO EXCITED FOR THE FAIRY TAIL MERCH!!! Like !!!! Hunter!Baji is literally perfect!! And Chifuyu is so cute in his little red hood!!!
Kazutora also looks so edgy n’ cute🥺 I’ve always been at arms with Kazutora because he was the one two Technically killed Baji, but I know Baji would not want us to think badly of him for a blinded mistake of rage. Ever since I got on the road of redemption with Kazu, I realized how BabyGirl he is lmao. I can totally make him worse, and I plan to, in an upcoming fic >:3
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NEWEST RELEASE BESTIES!! THE PETS MERCH LEAK FINALLY GAVE US THE BOYS!! I CANT WAIT FOR BAJI LOVING ON PUPPY!!! We usually only get to see him with Cats in merch, but a puppy!!!!! AND CHIFUYU GIVING THE CAT A FIST BUMP?????? HOW SICK!!! The boy, the myth, the legend.. Chifuyu-
We deserve a official art of Baji in scrubs though, just saying..
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spaceless-vacuum · 1 year
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Fandom‧˚。゚・° 。✎ Legend of Zelda
Pairing‧˚。゚・° 。✎ Yandere!Four x reader
Word count‧˚。゚・° 。✎ 1109
Summery‧˚。゚・° 。✎ I found this list of prompts and decided to write some things for them. this is number 3 from this list.
Misc‧˚。゚・° 。✎ first person pov, kidnapping, being tied up, yandere behaviors and themes, dub-con cuddling
“Where did you learn to do this?” I looked up at my arms that were held above my head with rope. I couldn't find any wiggle room and there wasn't any way to untie myself. Not with both hands and feet bound to the bed frame. I would have been more worried but Four had already assured me that he wasn't going to do anything weird. It had taken some time but after what felt like an eternity of back and forth, with four doing most of the talking, he finally took the gag out of my mouth after I promised not to scream.
“Learn to do what?” he asked. Turning his head to the side as a sign of confusion. His voice sounded worried and I knew he was concerned about what I was thinking about. He had been here and knew he had to wait and see how the chips would fall. This moment could make or break their relationship with their darling. Either way they would have you, but they also wanted you to be comfortable.
“The uh-” I tugged my hands some more “-rope thing.”
“Tying you up?”
“Yes…” I hedged. I wanted more information but more than that I wanted the chance to mess something up and escape. Even if I didn't manage to make it out, being able to try something would help. Four moved from his spot leaning against the wall next to me. He walked to the opposite side of the bed and settled down next to me. He smiled and leaned over to place a kiss on the top of my head.
“It’s nothing special, just an average knot, frankly i'm surprised you haven’t tried to break out yet.” he laid his head down on the pillow next to mine. I wanted to say something to him but I was distracted by the fact that he was just laying right there. Without a care in the world he just made himself comfortable while I was tied up next to him.
He looked like he could just about explode with happiness and I wanted to move away but I was unable to do anything but wiggle in my spot. He moved closer and I tried to move regardless. He laughed as instead of getting anywhere I just writhed in place. Throwing my head back I tried to get a better look at my hands one more time. I still didnt know how to get myself out.
“I’m just kidding, you know, there's no way for you to break out of that.” he sounded so happy and proud of himself. As a rule I tried to avoid people who enjoy others suffering but I couldn't avoid this. The only reason I hadn't screamed was because I knew that no one would be around to help. His house was on the outskirts of town and even then the gag was still sitting on the bedside table. It was helpless and I couldn't even cower away from his touch.
“I just cabt risk loosing you. Now that I finally have you safe by my side i cant ever let you leave. Sorry for lying like that buttercup.” He cupped my face in one of his hands and gave me a kiss on the cheek. The use of my nickname made me want to crawl out of my skin. I always enjoyed being called that by him before but now after seeing this other side of him shine all the way through it made me feel sour. He wasn't allowed to call me that name while I laid helpless because of him. 
He moved closer to me. Wrapping himself around my body I could feel his heartbeat rise as he moved closer. He buried his head into my shirt and could hear him take several deep breaths. Inhaling my scent and pushing himself closer as he leaned into me. He was half laying across me and half sprawled put on the other side of the bed. He ran a hand along the side of my face and stroked my cheek. His hands were warm, incredibly so. He was probably working the forge before he heard me wake up. 
“I’m just…” he nuzzled his head into my body and moved himself ever so slightly further on top of me. “I'm just so happy you're here with me. I hope you don't mind the stay, I've already had everything planned out for a few weeks but I just couldn't keep putting it off. Truth be told, I was planning on doing this only if you rejected me but I guess I couldn't help myself.”
He looked up and gazed into my eyes. He had a huge grin on my face and something in those eyes told me he saw me as a delicious meal rather than a worried friend. I looked at the wall rather than give them any satisfaction. He cupped my chin in one of his calloused hands and pulled on my chin. Turning my head down to look him in the eyes.
“You can't even pull away from me.” he muttered. “And you're just so adorable, like a scared little mouse, I could just eat you up.” I wriggled underneath him and it did nothing to shake him off. Rather it seemed to spur him on, he laughed again and this time moved on top of me all the way. Straddling my hips with his he sat on top of me and I could see the wide eyed look of his that he was exploding with some sort of tormenting happiness.
This contact made me blush a bit and I looked away from his face. Finding the wall behind him or the bedside more interesting than the man on top of me. Not that I wanted to think of him like that. It was a little more intimate than I was used to but nothing to completely freak out over. 
“What an interesting expression, would you care to explain what you're thinking about for me.” he leaned over and placed both of his arms on either side of my head. His hair fell down and brushed the sides of my face. I turned my head to the side and he placed a kiss on my cheek. Then my jaw, and lightly he trailed a line of kisses from my jaw to the lobe of my ear. Lightly biting here and there as he made his way up to the tip of my ear. I whined slightly as he made his way back down.
“You're finally mine.”
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jarofstyles · 2 years
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Teenage Dirtbag- 2
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Part 2 to the series! These parts are shorter but I love to add to him. I couldn’t help it. We all have a weakness for fratrry.
Pleaseeee let us know what you think of him!
Parts 3-5 are up on Patreon!
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He can’t believe he let her get away with that.
He also cant believe he found it that hot.
So hot, in fact, he went straight home and fucked his fist after getting his hand nice and wet, imagining fucking her fresh mouth and making her eat her words. It was, shamefully, the hardest he had cum in a long time. And he just had a threesome last weekend.
This was dangerous for him. Considering since she had walked away with hips swaying, all he could think about was how to get to her. How to dig under her skin and make her so crazy she can’t help but get so mad she stomps on his foot, spit in his face, rides his cock… yeah. His delusions were insane, but no one had ever tried to put him in his place before.
And? She stole his damn coffee.
Even that made him a mix of angry and horny.
Who the hell did Miss Y/N think she was? Did she think she was some hot shot that was too good for his bed? All he had done was hit on her, and that wasn’t wrong. Right? No. There had to be more to it. It didn’t make sense to him why she disliked him so much.
Harry did some digging the past few days. Asking about her. Doing some social media stalking. Finding out Niall followed her, which made him trip as he walked towards his room and banged on the door, finding the guy sitting on his bean bag and playing an intense fifa game.
“You know Y/N?” He asked bluntly, standing next to him.
“Nice to see you too, mate.” He snorted, rolling his eyes. “But yeah. She’s in my linguistics class.” He muttered, eyes still on the game.
“Okay. Is she a bitch to everyone there too?”
Harry’s snarky tone wasn’t new, but Niall froze, pausing his game. The look on his face was pure confusion, which in turn made Harry’s face go confused.
“Y/N? That’s who you’re talkin’ about?” He waited for Harry’s nod. “Mate, dunno what you’ve done to her because she isn’t a bitch. Far from it, actually.” He cackled. “Christ. Managed to get such a sweetheart to hate you? That’s rich.” He snickered, leaning back in his seat.
Now… that made it even worse.
Y/N was a sweetheart to everyone but somehow hated Harry? He didn’t like that at all. Everyone liked him. Right?
“What the hell? I’ve not done a thing to her to make her hate me. I thought we were having a banter but she really laid into me. And stole my fucking coffee!” He snarled, angry at a whole load of things.
“You probably deserved it, mate. Offense is meant when I say you’re a dickhead. Some women like that I guess, but Y/N isn’t a pushover. The whole ‘m’Harry and I’ve got a big dick and it would be an honor to suck it, blah blah blah!’ Thing isn’t going to cut it with her.” He had attempted an impression of Harry that was, as he warned, offensive.
“What the fuck!” He sputtered back. “I do not sound like that. And I’m never saying that shit. I’m respectful.” He claimed. Harry wouldn’t be that big of a dick… right?
“Yeah, you do.” Mitch walked in and sat down next to Niall, grabbing a controller and the bag of cheese puffs. “I told you that night not to try and hook up with her like that. You get away with a lot of shit because of your name and because you’re some superstar on campus. And we love you for it, truly. But.” He shrugged, leaning back on the beanbag.
Harry couldn’t say he was wrong, and it irritated the living hell out of him. He was, for all intents and purposes, a trust fund baby. A legacy of the school, a legend on the football team, he had what most people seemed to want. Money, talent, a future, success. He got away with late assignments and not turning them in, with people doing them for him, with breaking rules. His father donated the football field with brand new turf ever season he was there, so there was much of a consequence for him. The only person who held him to much of a standard was the coach, his sisters and his mum.
It never really backfired on him before.
“Y/N isn’t the type of girl to bend to your will because of who you are. I, for one, think it’s amazin’!” Niall chirped. “Someone’s been needing to take ya down a few pegs, mate. You’ve been walking around for a while like that and while it’s funny, I’ve been tellin’ ya for a bit that not everyone loves that cocky persona.”
Harry wasn’t actually a bad person. His friends would say he’s funny, charismatic when he wants to be, and generally kind. He would do anything for his mates and his family, he helped them out whenever he could and he wasn’t a complete ass every day. But to people who didn’t know him, it was very easy to see the surface layer.
A star football player with lined pockets, a big dick and a cocky attitude. Who was also in a frat. That probably didn’t help his case with Y/N.
He couldn’t explain his fixation on her fully. He should be more angry, should be plotting to find a new tutor who would melt and bend to his will and give him what he wanted. Tell her that she was wasting a good opportunity and all that. But even Harry knew she had seen exactly the persona he presented. Now more than ever he was motivated to get her underneath him.
It was like Harry didn’t have access to plenty of warm holes to sink into whenever he wanted. However that didn’t seem to be enough for him anymore. He wanted a challenge. He wanted to make Y/N writhe under him and say exactly what she thought about him while taking his cock. Harry had never had hate sex before but he wanted it.
There was an obvious attraction there. The sexual tension between them both during their session has been delicious. She had checked him out and scowled even, which he could work with. Being mad she found him hot just like he was irritated that he found her to be the sexiest little thing he’d come to see this semester.
“I’m going to change her mind. At least get her in my bed.” He proclaimed proudly though was quickly shot down by the snickers of Niall and Mitch. The pair shared a look before going back to their game.
“Not likely, mate. But don’t do it as some sort of game. She’s a nice girl. She isn’t someone to fuck around with, and I’ll be pissed as hell if you hurt her because your ego can’t take a blow.” Niall warned, fingers tapping away at the controller.
“Sarah’s friends with her.” Mitch said simply. That meant he would know via her if Harry did something dumb.
Honestly? It made him irritated that they had no faith in him! “I’d never force anything! I’m not a complete dick. I just want her to see I’m good. That she made a mistake in rejecting me and she doesn’t have to be mean to me.” He scowled at his friends who simply rolled their eyes.
“Yeah, yeah. No one rejects the king, blah blah. Just don’t fuck it up.”
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starstruck-owie · 5 months
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RvB Pets yap session
Alright so i've got a few of these down right. so this whole pet assigning thing started with me imagining sarge with a puppy, and naming that puppy warthog. ITS SO FUCKING UCTE urggg "get in the warthog" fucking dog trots over at the sound of his name "no! warthog stay! down boy." and then theres just a whole bit where hes tryna get warthog to back off or sum idk its silly. What breed of dog would this be though? See I was thinking toy poodle because while i feel like he wouldnt choose it, its cute as fuck so who gives a shit right? Bernese Mountain Dog. Think about it, I did. For a good like 10 minutes while leaving my friend on read because i was thinking so fucking hard. So we either have a toy poodle or bernese mountain dog and I cant get over it, the two are the most best guesses ive got. He walks into the shelter, donut or some1 bringing him there for wtv and he sees this tiny ass toy poodle chewing on a blue dog toy and boom, its his tactical toy poodle he has in his manly tactical purse. While bernese is like so insanely silly its great, the dog knocking sarge over in excitement and sarge trying to order him to attack grif but giving up with a nuetral grunt and saying. "maybe tmrw" or smth ITS SO FUCKING ISLLLY but also maybe beagle just trhowing that out theres would be so sfucking silly too OKAY and then after that we move on to donut right? i got this one almost immediately, parrot. no questions needed, parrot. I cant exactly see donut with parrot.
We get to grif right, Lizard. HEar me out, grif with a bearded dragon. not sure why not sure how but holy shit i fucking love it man.
Doc. See this ones a bit hrmmm not sure because it has to satisfy both doc and omalley and i for somereason think; golden retreiver. doc would have tried to suggest smaller dogs, hes likely looking for a dog ok to be like near people and maybe even like be atherapy dog and omalleys like fuck that these dogs r for pussies and then doc gets to golden retreiver and hes like, i mean sure and boom silly.
Simmons, bunny or guinea pig. feels right.
Tucker, like the legend this mother fucker is. has a snake, simmons kkeeps his distance as things have likely happened multiple times on purpose or not. chicks dig snakes. (im chicks(im a whole male))
caboose already had a pet. RIP.
Church honestly not sure with this dude, could also see him having a lizard or cat. confusing fella. OH MY GOD WAIT hedgehod im sorry it has to be done church with a hedgehog i need it.
Washington, cmon guys you see this shit coming. cat. obviously.
Now if lopez to able to have a pet, right? id like to think maybe a small dog, and he wouldnt out right look for it but he'd find it right, it would have 3 legs and probably be struggling a bit to get around and lopez would take him in and make like a little wheelchair thingy for the little dog and then they become best friends.
tex? not sure honestly, maybe she'd think having a pet is dumb? and i think carolina would just like not be into it really.
drgrey. lizard but not like bearded dragon but like maybe leopard gecko? or maybbe switch dr grey and grif? not sure im confused now but alright reptile awesome possum
Locus. Dove. Locus with a dove, hear me out. It was injured and he helped it out and now its his friend.
felix the bitch would have a snake not because they r evil or anything but felix thinks it makes him look badass, and it does.
give me more characters i want to do mor eof this NEOW
EDITT!!!
KAI TY TO WHOEVER SAID THIS honestly not sure for her hrmmm,, i feel like she'd have a parrot or a turt for some reason not exactly sure why but i do
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ah0yh0y · 7 months
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tagged by @ribcagelikepiano for the get to know you game!! thx friend !!!!!
questions: last song you listened to, currently watching, currently reading, current obsession
last song: Come Hang Out by AJR off the top of my head by my tabs say Providence by Poor Mans Poison . Come Hang Out feels so nostalgic to me even if i only listened to it recently reminds me of a graduation song (it came out 5 yrs ago so it makes sense. I just really love Poor Mans Poison's vibes generally great fuel for daydream and also matches well with the feeling of revolution (and seeing everything collapse i guess.) (ish) mentally listening to Your Love is All I Need by Sami Yusuf tho at all times lately, probs because i have been trying to wean myself off listening to music for like the 50th time. (its slow going but IM GONNA TRY inshaallah ill be able to do it) (he also took the old nasheed music video off his channel? sad its so good)
currently watching: does d20 mentopolis count? only watched one ep but its good. i havent watched anything regularly besides like school vids for a bit. tried watching the dragon prince s5 when it came out but buffering (the video player i mean) and dissatisfaction at the pacing and characterization kinda stopped me. ill back on it at the end of the yr when everything is settled. if we are talking about podcasts started relistening to wolf 359 and keeping up with the greater gatsby (the latter has SUBLIME noir vibes as it is a noir i bloody love shipwreck's work it scratches that itch in my brain so well) . i may have seen spoilers for wolf 359 so i am anxiously waiting to see if i am proved wrong but im on s4 so its soon prepare for a barrage of reblogs for it. watched s4 of malory towers it was very nice i cant wait for s5 - the pantomime hopefully we get new members for the older years next season i miss the larger cast
currently reading: not much really. fanfic alot. i guess. caught up to the end of the To Make a Legend series on ao3 (pjo) and other fics for a couple of other fandoms (in one false move by Kalidium is really good if your into murder most unladylike - spoilers for A Spoonful of Murder though) also been reading barbie 2023 fanfic? was bored and started hunting for good ones (slim picking at the moments but if you want character study and grief and some bloody good writing def read something in me in you by telm_393 i cant explain it its that good) also reread My Memories Came Back in the Form of Someone Else by Lucy_Luna yes its that really good spiderverse fanfic do check it out
BESIDES THAT THO in terms of actual books. have the audiobook saved for The Valley and The Flood so gonna listen to that later. Have to read The Hate Race for class (not my fave but i need for analysis ive read it like 3 times but I STILL DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING) .
started rereading The Ballad Of Songbirds and Snakes a couple of weeks ago ahead of the movie coming out at the end of this year but never got the chance to finish it so ill have to get on that too.
also dracula ive been reading as well but more on that the next section.
current obsession: re:dracula is the first that comes to mind im so bloody invested in jonathan's wellbeing and his relationship wiht mina and the whole story its insane . i should read more older books its good . re;dracula DOES SUCH A GOOD JOB AT SUCKING YOU INTO THE STORY THE VOICE ACTORS REALLY MADE IT FOR ME i just cant with ti it makes me so bloody happy!! Renfield's voice actor is a standout for me everytime he's there i just have to pause and stare at a wall. also jonathan's actor as well hes SO GOOD i was geniunly worried about jonathan not sending me voicemails into my phone i was THAT endeared to him
besides that PLAY IT BY EAR the musical improv show by dropout is also a obsession of mine i cannot with their talent. the MUSIC so good i want to play it all the bloody time . i am in absolute awe in the performers ability to create a story and TIE IT ALL TOGHETER SO WELL like every piece of information is used whether you expect it or not . DN THE BAND OH GOD I DONT KNOW HOW THEY SO IT THE MUSIC IS SO FUN AND CREATIVE AND FITS THE MOOD AND MADE UP ON THE SPOT???!!! HOW I DONT KNOW (if u ask me who my favourite guest star is at the moment its ross byant hes an absolute delight whenever he is on a d20 show- the improvised shakespear episode blew my mind)
anway THIS SI LONGGGGGGGG soz
no pressure tags: @filmloser04 @mistichallow @charlies-a-thief
@literallymahir @quotidian-oblivion @monochrome-anomaly @suksiili @miseria-fortes-viros and anyone else that wants to join!!!! (you dont have to do a brain dump like me i always go overboard)
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katkafe · 1 year
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HELLO, IVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING WEDNESDAY
because i am the biggest dumbest nerd when it comes to the addams family: ive made a crappy list of why wednesday is everything i hoped for and more and why it is absolutely fucking perfect. spoilers.
im not entirely sure on how to start slow with this one so im getting right fucking into it. enjoy reading the disaster of my thoughts on this masterpiece:
AMAZING CASTING. jenna is incredible as wednesday, catherine and luiz are the perfect morticia and gomez, i adored seeing christina ricci KICKING ASS. gwendoline christie was amazing as weems, fred armisen as fester???? lost my shit he was so perfect. i don’t think there was a single cast member i wasn’t amazed with.
no genuinely i loved all of the nevermore students
fell in love w enid so fast omg i was rooting for her so hard her arc was so awesome (her and ajax are so cute too)
rip rowan you would’ve loved wenclair
THING!!!: its not the addams family without thing, and its especially not the addams family if thing isn’t being a little shit stirrer the whole time. perfect beautiful i love him A++ 
THE WEDNESDAY/PUGSLEY DYNAMIC WAS SO ON POINT they literally have the actual best sibling dynamic
i now know that you have not lived until you’ve seen wednesday addams stuck in a love triangle. she is not a character that you would expect to have a romantic interest but now in my mind she’s just beautifully a-spec and probably demiromantic. yes obviously i love xavier.
don’t get mad at me but i don’t ship her w enid that much?? at least not romantically but hey i would not complain if we had a polycule or qpr!!!
also it was genuinely so cute to see wednesday making friends like. why was i sobbing so much when she hugged enid. holy fuck.
THE DANCE SCENE. SHES AN ICON SHES A LEGEND AND SHE IS THE MOMENT
i am referring to both her actual dancing and ofc “they couldn’t even spring for real pigs blood. its only paint.” so real.
cant even stop myself from mentioning that jenna ortega looks very hot covered in blood which happens a lot in this series. like almost every episode. jesus fucking christ i am so in love with her.
i am a huge edgar allen poe nerd so i fucking adored every little reference to his works. also the idea that he was an outcast is so real to me.
speaking of outcasts: ngl definitely could’ve come up with a better name, “outcasts” just made it sound weirdly like some awkward teen high school drama but you get used to it
wednesday’s visions were so cool??? i loved the whole goody addams thing their interactions were really cool and god i just was not expecting that at all.
ok tbh it was really weird that her name was goody, since “goody” is the puritan equivalent of “mrs.” (its short for goodwife) so idk why they did that but ok i’m still here for it
honestly in general they do a really good job of keeping you guessing. i was suspicious about almost every single character throughout the whole series. 
in retrospect i should’ve known tyler was gonna be an asshole from the start cause. i mean. his name is tyler. no offense to my tylers, but be real when have you ever seen a tv show character named tyler that wasn’t a douche. i’ll wait.
i’ve typed tyler too many times and it no longer looks like a real name
episodes are nice and long but i obviously wish the series was longer, but it was super bingable and i’m probably gonna rewatch it 3 million times until the next season inevitably comes out.
not to be dorky but i loved how every episode title was a pun w the word “woe” 
i have really horrible media literacy in the sense that i overthink EVERYTHING so to me like almost everything in that was beautifully executed symbolism and maybe it was but when i say i lost my shit when i noticed wednesday stand on enid’s side of the room and fsr thats the only example i can think of rn BUT STILL
overall 5 stars 10/10 show i cant wait for more i love the plot i love the characters i love the cast i will be recommending it to everyone ik and more
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I love that were all talking about heartstrings cause it deserves deserves nothing less from love and support KAJAJA♡♡♡.
YOUR WRITING STYLE -
Is what makes your story so well and keeps me engaged and how you display certain scenes- IDK IT GUVES ME A RUSH OF SEROTONIN AND I AGREE WITH THE OWL ANON.
Everyday little things- invested in the story - makes me connect my everyday little things to remembering a certain detail I've read over and over again- it blows my mind how well your writing stained my brain, best writing pieces I've read.
HOW YOU WRITE CHARACTER.
Honestly props to Y/N they're SUCH A LEGEND - they're such a great character thats more than meets the eye. AND EVERYTIME THERES SUTILE LITTLE HINTS OR LORE DROP IM LIKE NAHH- don't tell me they did that- and I can't wait for the big reveal. Every other characters always in for funsies and them serving some purpose and not an empty introduction too I SEE WHAYS UP🤨✨(or maybe I'm just over overthinking everything- who knows)
Btw- I love Nuwa and Bolin- ur characters seem so realistic that you've brought them to life- (how long have you been writing??)
Syntax as a character- with only 5 minutes of screen time displayed about him. You took that shit and said- bet 🤨 AND PORTRAYED HIM WITH MORE EMOTION AND WITH REASONS TO BAVK IT UP HIS BEHAVIOR. I SOMETIMES QUESTION WITH Y/N THEORIES. THE LORE- ty ty for doing gods work 😤🙏🙏 basically Canon cause I say so 👀
ANITHER CHARACTER! THE MAYOR ಥvಥ - HES FUCKING SCARY BRO - even I was holding my breath while reading the tension suddenly pushed on us readers. AHH- THAT character given 5 mins of screen time but holds a stronger impression on LMK watchers with details seen in him. Executed his behavior and now leaving me anxious.
I honestly can't wait how the other Spider Demons will be portrayed too and seeing crumbs- y/n in for a treat 😭😭 I also wonder if they managed to find y/n place easier because the magic vase protects them but also welcomes them with this energy...
ANYWAYS
I think I wrote too much but I just wanted to to get these thoughts out cause I'm such a sucker for how well you've paced this story and attention to small details that I've connected LOLL- my reaction = Syntax realizing why so many candles. I'm scared that im over analyzing BUT YEAH HAHA
WHO ARE YOU
GRABIBNG
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OH MY GOD. OKAY. THANK TOU. HHHFHFF
LiStEn. I've been writing for a good 2-3 years and honestly what keeps me actually WRITING this shit are things like this, its the littel things and i love that you guys notice that in the fic BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOUD NOTICE SO MUCH???? I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO EXPRESS MY GRAITTUDE FOR THIS BUT I CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS SO
SO UH
HUGS N CHOCOLATE N THE NEXT CHAPTER COMING OUT TONIGHT <33333333
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IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FROM THIS NEW CHAPTER
everything i could have possibly wanted was here:
penny leveling up, showing her against tashigi and smoker and then immediately after showing her against garp and sengoku INSANE SUGIWA INSANE, her skipping over garp because she’s sentimental <3 and (maybe) she doesn’t want to taint the memory of playful innocence with garp and luffy, mentioning roci, HER LAUGHING, (“Of course, I’m a Bard. I’ve always been one!”), the named attacks!!
“But she also knew something that Shanks often struggled with. They were in the midst of becoming legends too.” SCREAMS
the thought of reading everyone’s reactions to the events of this chapter I CANT WAIT
buggy is tagged in the story but he’s the only character w haven’t had an encounter with yet, is he going to play a major part in penny’s story?
also, we see penny grasp her conquerors but is her devil fruit still unawakened?
is this the point where penny makes a name for herself independent from Shanks? will she now be Bard Penny and no long Akahime?
okay i’ve talked enough. thank you for the new chapter, it’s amazing and i’m so excited to see what this means for penny going forward.
Okay, I'm going to put this under a read-more tab cause my reply is very long!
Hahaha, I contemplated making Penny depressed for a bit and went back and forth here, but I was like, nah, Penny's going to have the time of her life after this. The Navy's going to try and drag her down, but she's going to hold steady. I'm excited for the next chapter cause we have some pretty shocking events. We do see Penny begin to voice some of her grief, but there's a bigger break coming that allows the Straw Hats to step in and that'll be fun.
I think no matter how hard she tries to be otherwise, Penny very very much is the sentimental type and sometimes that sentiment gets in the way of common sense (but also if she attacked Garp, she might've been in Impel Down right now). Sengoku was 100% not expecting to hear Rocinante's name and Penny took a huge gamble with it, which we've seen her do before and kinda shock people with their own past. It's going to be fun to see the moment where that completely and utterly works against her 😂😂
Named attacks--so far, we've gotten one, which was the one she used against Big Mom and we'll come back to that one much later cause I didn't actually show you guys what it does.
Buggy and Penny will meet and it'll go down about as well as you can imagine. Penny has a very loving view of what she considers Shanks' best friend and Buggy just is not fucking expecting it. He's going to play his own part and we'll see more of him than you expect especially in the time skip 👀
So, I'd say Penny's strength with Haki lies primarily in Conqueror's, though she knows the other forms too, she doesn't really have to use it a lot especially in Paradise. She's slowly building herself back up to full strength, which will be needed as we get closer to Sabaody and Ace's execution. If she had remained on Marineford for much longer, she would've 100% fallen to Sengoku and Garp which is why she made a quick and necessary escape after a flashy show of power 😂
As for her Devil Fruit, it's not awakened. And we're going to see that there's moments when Penny kinda contradicts herself about it. She's actually the one who named it the Kopi Kopi no Mi because that was the easiest frame of reference she had as a kid for what it did. And as we know from the first chapter, it's not actually named in the Devil Fruit Encyclopedia, but as Doffy revealed, it's a fruit that the world government is very interested. And this comes to down to a theme that we've seen crop up in One Piece time and time again which is: scarcity of resources. We've seen wars because of it, the Celestial Dragon's greed and most recently their panic over the lost food stores. And Penny's fruit kinda solves all that with a touch of a hand.
As for the name Bard Penny--I still have a big reveal planned. I don't think Sengoku or the Navy necessarily want this spilling out right after she's attacked them, but they won't tie her to Shanks anymore, because this has now officially gone beyond him. We won't see the Akahime title nor her other one used past this point.
Thank you so so much for reading and dropping in my inbox!!
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ive been sitting on this for like . months. i know this is like target audience: ME . but i dont care im subjecting the rest of you to it too.
should be noted that this is for an incredibly stupid au that im not going to bother explaining here . a total of like three people probably know what im talking but basically iykyk. will be happy to elaborate though if you ask. anyways fiona/scourge/finitevus/lien-da riichi mahjong nights headcanons
the whole stupid thing starts because fiona watches this dumb anime [knock-off of the legend of koizumi]. the premise is, amongst an... indescribable amount of stupidity, world politics basically runs on mahjong (riichi mahjong, specifically). lots of idiocy devolves from this. i think scourge would probably not enjoy it as much because 1) this requires some knowledge of current. ACTUALLY WAIT FUNNIEST POSSIBLE DIRECTION. legend of koizumi but with famous echidnaopolis/albion figures. okay so 1) this requires some knowledge of echidna history but scourge slept through all of the history lessons so he hasnt the faintest clue who any of these people are 2) following along with the game (while not necessary, you can still get enjoyment out of it without knowing anything abt mahjong through the stupidity of the people playing, but again the problem remains that he doesnt know who ANY of these people are) is borderline impossible and he's mostly just confused the whole time and 3) not enough violence. like yeah people die but thats after they sit and place tiles in orders he doesnt understand for reasons he also doesnt understand dramatically. fiona, though, who put in marginally more effort into her history lessons and is open to picking up new skills decides that she wants to learn how to play riichi mahjong.
so she introduces it to finitevus, who is. okay because on one hand he doesnt respect like almost anybody in this stupid show because they're all arrogant self-important morons, but on the other hand its also kind of offensive. like really offensive. like appallingly offensive. i... honestly i dont know how he would react. also its just really stupid like its so stupid. it has absolutely nothing meaningful or significant to say. its not like. the worst he's ever been forced to sit through (real housewives of mobotropolis was . a lot) but its still pretty bad. either way somehow fiona convinces him to pick mahjong up (after she forces him to sit through a few episodes) because its like um a strategy game and itll like totally . make them smarter, or something. its education right
somehow lien-da gets roped into this (blackmail, maybe?) and they play on the weekends
playing styles:
scourge: incredibly aggressive. "the best defense is a good offense. or even a mediocre offense. or any offense at all." is more or less his motto. cant be bothered to attempt with strategy, doesnt even look at anybody else's discards outside of seeing if he can pick them up to add to his own hand. should be noted that the only reason he doesnt cheat is because it requires too much paying attention to whats going on in the game. usually skirts by through winning before anybody else can. looks for the easiest & most convenient hand and will always try to win as opposed to cutting his losses (after an attempt to score big falls through). often deals into other people's hands. has a stupid amount of luck and has definitely gotten more yakuman than the rest of the group combined. usually ends up with an open hand, doesnt care at all. VERY easy to read, negative poker face.
fiona: tends to lean more on defensive but will sometimes go for a more aggressive style depending on how she's feeling. relatively new to mahjong strategy so mostly just trying to juggle betaori/suji/kabe and doing a mediocre job of it most of the time. on occasion if she gets frustrated or overconfident, she'll just drop the whole thing and only put a minimal focus on defense. doesn't deal into other people's hands too often but when she does its usually into finitevus'. she's picking up tricks from him though and is getting progressively harder to read. prefers a closed hand but if its convenient she's fine with an open one. has a good poker face.
finitevus: very defensive and exclusively aims for really good hands. perfectly fine with cutting his losses in the short run to focus on not dealing in. oftentimes will swoop in in the last few rounds with a crushing defeat for everybody else. really good at reading other people & their hands. can and will use suji to trip other people up. could not be more disgusted that 90% of scourge's wins come via pure luck as opposed to anything else. prefers to keep his hand closed if at all possible. perfect poker face, very hard to read. [+ designated score calculator. calculates it all in his head]
lien-da: generally tries to go for a more defensive/strategic style at first but usually gets overconfident and throws caution to the wind, getting progressively more aggressive (esp when she has a good hand). by the end she still keeps an eye on everybody else's discards for furiten, but not much more than that - other defensive strategies are too time consuming and require too much effort on her part. tries really hard to have a closed hand at the beginning of the game but usually gives up by the end. relatively easy to read, sporting a very mediocre to bad poker face.
win rankings go as follows: finitevus, fiona, scourge (PURELY through luck. keeps randomly getting yakuman to the chagrin of literally everybody else. they are all so mad about this because he doesnt deserve it not even a little bit), lien-da
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I posted 545 times in 2022
That's 428 more posts than 2021!
115 posts created (21%)
430 posts reblogged (79%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 317 of my posts in 2022
Only 42% of my posts had no tags
#lec - 89 posts
#league of legends esports - 82 posts
#hexchat - 80 posts
#lolesports - 75 posts
#league of legends players - 41 posts
#hexie answers - 41 posts
#fnc wunder - 18 posts
#fnc razork - 18 posts
#g2 wunder - 17 posts
#msf razork - 16 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#i love love love this content i cant wait to go down a rabbit hole of drx content over the next few days watching all these vids and more &lt;3
My Top Posts in 2022:
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no one asked but i just wanna say that i love and appreciate all of u lolesports tumblrs so much <3
this fandom used to be kinda dead/quiet on tumblr but now it’s so lively and fun!! i’ve literally had to increase my queue posting frequency twice in the last week because i have so many posts to reblog and asks to answer and i’m so so so happy for that :)
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#3
weeping crying screaming sobbing i miss them being on the same team so much
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feel like pure shit just want "czech it out" back 😭
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AOSIVJEJGJDVDKVMWKCJSNDJ???????
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this was literally posted at like midnight in NA and the choice of tags is simply stunning. maybe stunning in a bad way
wunder must really love razork tho if razork is able to get him to post on instagram.... istg wunder is allergic to social media if it isnt flame
plus important addition :
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My #1 post of 2022
lcs liveblogging! im in chicago!! woooo!! i swear upon everything holy that ppl here just enjoy the sound of car honks bc why else would they play them like a child with a drumset
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XBOX DIRECT THOUGHTS
more of the same. more unedited, stream of consciousness reactions to the showcase
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Fable
- Vegetable Enthusiast. He cute honestly.
- GIANT. PUMPKIN.
- The graphics are pretty and I love the idea of normal guy in fantasy world sm.
- is this thumbalina???? or whateva her name is????
- FABLE??? remake??? new game???
- I AM LOOKING
South of Midnight
- ooo swamp
- oooo stop motiony animation! i like the style
- baby possum baby possum baby!!
- i love the protagonist's style. she looks cool as fuck
- very interesting concept!
Star Wars: Outlaws
- massive and ubisoft?
- STAR WARSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! WOOO BABEYYYYY
- oh the protag seems cool! i love her little pet
- HEIST PLOT???
- AN EXCLUSIVE??? OH BABEYYYY
- already wanna rp her fr she's gonna be my babygirl who i defend to the death IDC!!!
33 Immortals
- ooh thunder lotus making another game! didnt play their other big one but it looked so nice
- pretty visuals as always tho!
- the death animation slapped honestly
- not my cup of tea gameplay wise buuut looks good
- 33 PLAYER CO-OP???!?!?!? WHAT DA FUCK
PAYDAY 3
- HUH
- do these games have a story?? i've only ever seen multiplayer maps and stuff.
- it looks fun honestly. like siege if it was cops and robbers
- dubstep gameplay edit holy shit
Persona 3 Reload
- ooh anime in unreal engine- PERSONA!
- i played a bit of 5 and i liked it honestly
- idk shit abt it but cool!
Avowed
- oo pirate game
- obsidian?? oh it's gonna be good
- it looks cool honestly. i love their style.
- battlemage combat fr
- i wanna play it
Sea of Thieves: Legend of the Monkey Island
- rare and lucas film???
- sea of thieves and star wars?????
- i mean get it ig!
- i didn't mind sea of thieves but it seemed repetitive
- m o n k e
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024
- FLIGHT SIM SKFJFKDJD
- okay but the added mechanics and mission type approach seems fun
- it looks visually stunning as always
Microsoft Flight Simulator • Dune Expansion
- desert
- oh. it's dune
- is it bad i haven't seen that or read it? probably
- i mean cool tho! y'all have fun
- theatre experience too??? aight
Senua's Saga; Hellblade 2
- cave! scary. but pretty
- it looks pretty,, i like the character rendering
- the whispering is throwing me off i cant understand shit (and there's no subtitles)
- ohhhh that was trippy
- it's got my curiosity; i support women's wrongs fr (joking)
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
- ooh another look at like a dragon?
- OH HE IS NAKED OKAY 😳
- ong wait is he in MIAMI?? IT LOOKS LIKE MIAMI
- HELP HIM!!!!
- oh new game
Fallout 76
- I GOT SO EXCITED THEN JUST "CALL OF 76"
- MY BRO AND I CHANTED "VAULT TEC VAULT TEC VAULT TEC-";#[#*$*$*$*
- Another DLC? Probably
- I don't hate 76 but I am very >_> toward the direction
- Atlantic City??? WE GET A NEW LOCATION IN AN ONLINE GAME????
- 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😡
Path of the Goddess
- ooh capcom. i s2g if it's more final fantasy.
- nothing against the series but man after sgf i'm salty
- okay it looks different. and pretty! love the mythos elements
Forza
- Oh my godddd fucking cars
- i mean cool! i just don't get the racing games 🤷‍♂️
- it looks nice tho? i can't tell what's real footage and what's game tbh
- the cadillac does look snazzy i cant even lie
- ALL THIS FOR 2 CARS?? shit's wild
ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE: Necrom (Shadow Over Morrowind)
- oh shit bethesda
- GOR FAMN IT ANOTHER ONLINE DLC
- eso was boring to me... then again i didnt play much bc paying for live is so tedious
- i am always a slut for this daedra tho. i dont remember his name
- tentacles yum yum
OVERWATCH 2
- overwatch??? fuck that game
- fuck the studio but also just fuck the game. it's not even any different from ov1 they didnt even do pve
- i mean cool heroes and design and lore but man. 😐
- story missions??? yeah right lmao
Persona 5 Tactica P5T
- chibi perdona
- cute style! see my last persona notes tho
- no new thoughts, looks aight
Starfield
- bethesda 3!
- the music is giving outer worlds.... tell me y'all hate that obsidian did better without telling me LSJDKDKD
- i mean. okay! it looks decent tho i can't be too mad
- it's got me curious about the story and lore if anything. i love space games 😌
- even the gameplay looks good... hm.
Jusant(?) // Font was hard to read
- ooo this style is nice. reminds me a bit of road 96
- i love the little blob. feeling very much cuteness aggression
- gameplay looks nice too! dunno about the lack of ui but maybe that's trailer purposes
Still Wakes the Deep
- ooh the water looks pretty
- so does the interior
- IS THIS A HORROR!!!
- im curious!
Dungeons of Hinterburg
- i thought this was the postal worker game honestly the style was similar
- it looks cute! again not my cup of tea but yea!
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
- KEANU!!!!
- YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SHOW US. SHOW US!! SHOW US KEANU
- 👁👄👁
- Still mad I won't be able to play it but I'll write my V's canon
- "Johnny, I'm dying. Nothing can stop that" OUGH
- wait... "i can save your life" DLC BASED ENDING???? NEW ENDING????
- Oh this district fucks
- BIG MILITARY MECH!!!!!!! AWOOGA
- NCUSA FEDS!!!!
- SCREAMING AND THROWING UP AND OUGHHHHH
- wait is it not coming to other consoles or?? they only showed an xbox release 🤨
Cities Skylines 2
- oh another cities skylines thing.
- this management system confused me honestly
- but i like watching ppl play it so! huge win
- it looks visually appealing
- curious about 2 because??? what are they changin
Metaphor
- atlus again okay
- is this another personal thing? i really am confused abt this aeries
- doesn't seem like it tho they said it was a new story
- it looks cool tho!
Towerborne
- creator of the who?
- this conematic style is interesting
- looks like a cute fantasy rpg
- nice that it's co-op and such
Clockwork Revolution
- oou bioshock infinite core
- the guy with the mechanical red carpet... iconic
- wait no stop this is looking more like bioshock with the gameplay i'm scared
- oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck
- bioshock infinite if it was good
- bioshock infinite if it didn't demonize bipoc revolutions against the white upper class
- bioshock infinite if ken levine was dead 😌💕
BONUS
- ooh-be soft??? is it not you-be soft??? i've never heard it said like that
- okay "we made it easier to find new gen consoles" but why stop supporting current gen entirely????
- also the "new" series s... i hate the fully digitalized concept
Then Starfield direct started and I couldn't be assed to write notes
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briannabakerarchive · 3 years
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😭 hes truly something else
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baeshijima · 3 years
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𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧
MASTERLIST
now, childe as a general streamer,,, he’s a whale in every sense of the word 
poggers—
so childe as a streamer in general would be one word ;
✨chaotic✨
he would definitely be a variety streamer, but more so for games !!
especially pvp and/or pve games
competitive meta mf—
probably plays LoL, overwatch, apex legends, valorant and minecraft
don’t question the minecraft 
he likes mining but has a personal vendetta against the creepers bc once they blew up his mansion 
yes, a mansion
ask any of his community and they’ll tell u he spent a full-blown month and a half playing just minecraft to build it, only for it to go down just like that ;-; 
his chat loved it tho <//3
he’s played honkai too !! mainly for the pve and grinding bc he’s a whale but uh,,, shhh
his community,,, his community are just a bunch of trolls at this point i cant even lie
they just KEKW, SADGE & COPIUM spam everything and the newer viewers get intimidated until they realise he deserves them all HJGKJHF
especially when he starts getting annoyed by the game,,, his reactions are too good to pass up on gn
typically when he does mario kart streams 👩‍🦯 that shit’s wild when it happens oh my
when he falls in rainbow road 🤡 
and especially bc he has his webcam on, his viewers just see him internally dying or wanting to scream
also gets passive aggressive 
shit talks everything and everyone when in that mood <//3
for what’s left of his dignity i won’t disclose what happens
definitely gets jebaited a lot too <//3 unfortunately he’s too easy for his chat ;-;
another mf with a massive community except he has a lot of friends (sorry not sorry albedo)
ppl have a love-hate relationship with him tbh; u either love him or hate him
no inbetween
unless u show ur love through bullying him then go off ig
his discord server, twt + yt are also really big too !! also verified on insta 
also !!
he has lots of plushies :(( esp whale plushies from his community bc he’s the biggest whale they know <//3
but if u look at his setup, there’s a mini whale plushie on the top of his main monitor (he has 3), one big one (like,,, up to his chin) behind him, a smol on the top of his chair so u can see it above his head, and just more off screen HKJSDHL
they asked for a room tour once and half of it was just whale plushies
the rest were LED lights + shelves of merch & gifts from his community !!
he even has some fanmail (actual wholesome ones that aren’t cursed) pinned on a board too 🥺
also has an ensuite—
when he was eating on stream one time, his chat was sent into an absolute outrage
u know why?
bc he was eating noodles with a fork
bby ;-;
so sometimes he’ll get sent those beginner chopsticks with the finger guides to help him 👩‍🦯
he’s actually made sure to eat with them on stream tho bc he was sent one with a narwhal on top and he thinks it’s cute JHGJKH
nOW ONTO THIS MAN BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER !!!!
herkekle
now, his (also) AR56 ass has been playing since genshin first came out
an og if u will
this man,,, he’s been in love with u even before the game’s official release 🐥
not only were u in the promotional art and trailers, but he was also one of the beta testers so he got to try out ur character first hand in the early stages !!
and when i say he fell hard for u,
i mean it 
when the game wasn’t released publicly yet, he wasn’t allowed to disclose any information and ngl, it killed him that he couldn’t talk abt u :((
so all he could do was say this upcoming was really nice so far and subtly brag abt u to everyone JHGKJSDFHLK
when the official ads & promotional art were finally released 🥺🥺 when i tell u he immediately went live talking abt the game and u HKGJHFDK
he didn’t care that he streamed at an ungodly hour bc he’s been waiting for the reveal for so long he needs to let everyone know </3
he retweeted everything from their official twt straightaway, made a yt video based off his spontaneous stream promoting the game + pinged his entire server abt it
yes
his nearly 200k server all got pinged abt this one game bc he’s in love with a character from it
and he has no regrets abt it <33
the day the game was available for download, he stREAMED THE ENTIRE DOWNLOAD PROCESS
while he and his chat were waiting, they decided to watch the trailers and character showcases to get a feel for the game, and played some mario kart to pass the time !!
as soon as the game loaded, he threw mario kart behind him and went on 🐥
he typed his name (ajax) for the when he chose aether and literally everyone was appreciating the aesthetics HKJFS
but childe,,, he was waiting for it to be over so he could see u ;-;
he appreciated the aesthetics, fighting mechanics & voice acting a lot tho !!
now he had gotten through all the tutorials, got all the chests he could he was finally in mond
and there u were 🥺 after the dvalin encounter u arrived before kaeya did
and boy did he show u off sm to his viewers HKJHKLF
they knew he was down bad before but now?? they know it’s hopeless to save him and if he ever falls out of love that’s when the world ends
luckily that’ll never happen tho <33
but he took !! so many !! screenshots !!
oh, and did i mention he changed his wallpapers to u? and his twt + discord pfps are also some very aesthetic screenshots of u from that first scene ;-;
he just appreciates u sm okay 🥺
he even clutched his chest where his heart is and sunk down his chair when he heard u speak 😩
his chat just spammed his downbad + y/nlove + SHRIMP emotes and he accepted them all with grace <33
now when he unlocks the wishing feature,,, u already know he’s wishing for u as soon as possible
ur in the standard banner so ur always there which he appreciates but he would’ve wanted u to be limited so he can rub it in ppl’s faces ;-;
and since it was the first release rewards, he had tons of wishes right off the bat !!
he was gonna roll for venti after he gets u bc,,, well does he need a reason??
also he doesn’t do well with archer characters in general ;;; but if ur an archer then ur obv an exception sooo
bUT he got a 5 star in his first 20 pulls !!
tho it was diluc 👩‍🦯
while he was happy bc he got an incredibly meta character right off the bat,
he wasn’t interested in diluc,,, (even now his diluc is barely looked after, and only used for spiral abyss, *sweats*)
the next 5 star he got was around the 60 mark, and he got a weapon,,,
i mean,,, he got the weapon that was most suited for u so that’s smth at least (ˉ▽ˉ;)
after he used all his remaining primos and fates, he finally got u 🥺
he just went “fuck the storyline” and immediately put u in his party and just
admired u as a whole 
went through all the voice lines available, ur character story, ur idle animations (he had a heart attack from u and his chat clipped it) and took many, many screenshots 
his favourite voice lines would have to be the night + about us + (y/n)’s hobbies
and then he equipped u with ur weapon and damnnn did u look so good with it 😩
he changed u to be his avatar, with his signature as :
“(y/n)’s whale <3”
and now the whaling process begins 👩‍🦯
after at least £2k, he got u to c6, along with at least 1 copy of all the standard 5 stars,,
then he went for venti’s banner—
his chat were just too focused on how he’s gonna play u to even think of anything else tbh HKJAH
with ur kit, u were honestly seen to be a dps or even a sub dps if ppl don’t want u on the field all the time
so definitely a perfect character for mr meta strimmer tartaglia (his twitch name btw ;;; childe is just smth he prefers his community to call him as but they also call him ajax too HKJSD) here
so he went through the archon quests with u as his carry and i won’t lie, ur name card is smth he has printed and framed behind him after he got it 🥺
he later finds out ur part of the fatui in the liyue archon quest tho and has to fight u with,,,
well, u ;;;
he finds it hot tho so it’s okay—
i won’t lie tho, his zhongli after he got him is his second strongest after u
he just builds all his characters in the most broken way he can so he can show his viewers that everyone can be a dps in their own right, not just the ones meant to be since there’s no right or wrong in this game !!
but now ur weapon is r5, ur lvl 90 and u have lvl 20 5 star artifacts that make u the most broken (y/n) seen
ppl who co op with him are honestly baffled,,, especially when the feature of them being able to view other players’ character stats become available,,,
u with ur nearly 3k atk,,,
he’s hit over 600k with u tho and he’ll always flex that
no one can top him as a (y/n) main and that’s honestly just a fact at this point 😩
when he saw that the dating sim hangouts was official, his immediate and iconic response was simply ;
“so when will (y/n) become a dateable, huh 🤨”
to this day he’s still waiting to be able to date u in-game <//3
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