Larson Mitchell Praises Jurassic World
Larson Mitchell, notorious theme park critic, has finally released his assessment of Jurassic World, and the takeaway is largely positive!
"Masrani had an uphill battle creating a positive park after the previous disasters, but it's hard to argue with the results," Mitchell wrote. "Sure, the state-of-the-art tech and luxury accommodations are all well and good, but compared to the thrill of seeing living, breathing dinosaurs, they're practically an afterthought!"
Indeed, what few critiques Mister Mitchell had to offer largely concerned the cost and limitation of certain experiences due to the Travel Package system of park admission.
"It's a shame you have to pay an arm and a leg to get up close to the real interesting dinosaurs, but I'm told they sometimes make exceptions when there's openings available," Mitchell writes.
Mitchell's final assessment? 95 Mitchell Merits, one of the highest ever awarded on his legendarily hard-lined blog!
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i wish more of claireowen fandom had seen the lego show legends of nublar because that’s lowkey their best incarnation. like what doesn’t this show have?
- owen going “sorry for doubting your ability queen. you are capable and terrifying” and claire going “good. you should be sorry” then them nearly kissing
- owen getting himself poisoned trying to pick flowers for her. this makes him undergo a truth serum love confession moment
- mistaken for a couple
- touching each other, realizing they’re touching, jumping away instantly trope
- entire episode of owen acting like a man flirting with claire is a fate worse than death
- the “cut off love confession in danger that you ask me about after and I pretend I was saying something totally different” trope
- love at first sight, slo-mo, angelic music in the background kind of shot when owen first sees her
- “I lost the woman I love. don’t make the same mistake” talk while they aren’t together
- “if you won’t stay for me, stay for the park” “ok I’ll stay. for the park… and maybe for you” moment
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Speaking Of Which I think I had a dream once a long time ago about Jurassic Park being haunted and also raptors forming a sort of civilization. and yeah i think it absolutely should be haunted. all those ruins on isla nublar. footsteps on metal but nobody's there. the cherry red tip of a cigarette burning in the darkness. the raptors have a patron saint who is too different, too unlike them to ever really be understood but also similar enough to join the hunt. and also maybe dennis i guess (the bogeyman, the egg-thief).
and then by contrast the t-rexes would be like titans, maybe. not enough of them to reproduce, so they're once-in-several-generations-type-phenomenons. legends and myths. i dunno i read dinotopia enough as a kid and i guess it made an impression
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