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Sara: You’re cute when you’re worried about me.
Ava: Then I must be cute 24/7.
Sara: You are. :)
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panini-penguin · 1 year
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Zari: So, who’s the clingy one in this relationship?
Sara, sitting in Ava’s lap with her arms wrapped around Ava’s neck and her head resting on Ava’s shoulder: Ava, obviously.
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multifan113 · 27 days
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Legends of Tomorrow Incorrect Quotes
Sara: Nate, I need your location!
Nate: I'm by the cloud that looks like a deer!
Sara: *sigh* Can you be more specific?
Nate: Bambi
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blueberryexistence · 2 years
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Snart: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Rip quick give me your credit card
Rip: Okay
Snart, pocketing it: Thanks. Sara, kick the door down
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boopsterliv · 2 years
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Cisco: When Snart died, I was so torn up about it. I had lost the guy who had improved my gun design...
Leonard: I’m right here.
Caitlin: I lost a sudoku buddy. We didn’t really play together; he just solved the morning paper’s puzzle and I helped him when he was stuck.
Leonard: Guys, standing right here.
Laurel: Wow, really? I didn’t know my sister’s been a widow this whole time. My condolences.
Leonard: Oh my god.
Sara: Babe, you’ve been dead, and you didn’t tell me? Are you a zombie?
Leonard: *Powers up cold gun* That’s it! Allen, stop telling people I’m dead!
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Sara: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Robot!Sara: Except for Bishop's. Sara: Well... Robot!Nate: And the aberrations. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Evil Gideon: I have instructed the New Legends to attack them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Sara, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
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batfamgalore · 6 months
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*The justice league asks the batfam for help on a case, but they are too busy in Gotham so the justice league takes matters into their own hands and does some crazy stuff*
Dick: This is a classic crossover move. We tell them we’re too busy, they commit a felony.
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Bill: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
12: What?
Bill: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.
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fandomnerd9602 · 27 days
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Sara Lance x Male Insomniac Spider-Man Reader?
Sara and Y/N kiss passionately, rolling around, and lost in the moment…
Sara: I’m not letting you go, my spider monkey
Y/N: wouldn’t expect you to, my canary
Sara playfully bites Y/N’s lip…
Rip Hunter walks in…
Rip: Sara? Y/N? Where are you?
Y/N clings tight to Sara while holding to the ceiling, quiet as ever…
Rip: where do they always go? It’s a ship!
Rip leaves…
Sara: saved me some trouble. That deserves a reward
She begins fumbling with Y/N’s costume zipper…
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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months
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Kate: When was the last time anything went according to plan?
Yelena: I don’t think there was a last time.
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crackishincorrecthp · 8 months
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Death Eater, when Voldy + Wormtail kidnap Harry in 4th year: Great, we’ve gone from infanticide to child abduction. Progress.
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Ava: Why do you go to sleep so late?
John: There’s no rest for the wicked.
Zari: Cat videos. He stays up watching cat videos.
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panini-penguin · 1 year
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Sara: I give up. I am so tired.
Zari: Get the emergency supply!
Nate: *carries Ava and places her in front of Sara*
Ava: *smiles*
Sara: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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inc0rrect-chaos · 10 months
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Oliver: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Kara : I don’t know how to do that.
Barry: I don’t wear a watch.
Sara: Time is a construct.
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blueberryexistence · 2 years
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Sara: *is carrying groceries*
Ava: *holds out her hand to help*
Sara: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Ava's hand*
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boopsterliv · 2 years
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This is kinda dumb, but I need a Captain Canary exchange along the lines of this. 
“You’re being summoned.”
“Are we talking demonic summoning or courthouse summoning? I’m only on-board with one of those.”
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