#legit i get all smiley when i see you in my notes

[stxrmylxve]

Inspo: @stygianoir gave me the idea to continue this with kisaki and sanzu (baji was already done), but what if we added wakasa, ran, rindou, smiley and dearest souya? Pairing: None! just confessions and fluff today! Notes: vague mentions of violence, fluff A/N: this is legit SO FUN to imagine and write 😭🫶

Kisaki:

okay regardless if you're dating, he is showing off your talents

"hanma, you know that y/n does that daily, right?"

i don't honestly think he realizes that he does it

forms a liking for you from it lmao

THE ONLY TIME YOU EVER GET TO SEE HIM THAT EMBARRASSED IT'S ADORABLE

"uhm... would you like me back y/n? hypothetically, of course."

don't underestimate him, he will show you off 10x more if you start dating oml

Sanzu:

he's high most of the time, how is he supposed to know he's kissed you already before?

it takes him a while to realize that he likes you tbh

a little oblivious

and high

but the point is that he's all over you regardless

and if you do date????

he demands cuddles a lot

hc that he won't go to bed without you next to him

Wakasa (underrated hottie):

will have to ask benkei how to ask you out despite his rather bold nature lol

might have a hard time wrapping his head around how to do it right, but he will get it eventually

brushes through his hair a lot as he confessed, def nervous

is bold enough at the end to kiss your cheek tho

is quite lovely and a great bf if I say so myself

Ran:

an odd thing to mention, but I feel he would wait to date you until you were both 18+...

He just wants you and him to be prepared for it yk?

anyways, he is oddly formal with his confession

little did you know, he had first asked his brother.. and then practiced it.. and then said it to himself...

all before telling you, and not even saying the same thing might I add

is legit in a tux and looks like he is going to marry you

intoxicates you with his cologne

8/10, too much smell lmao

Rindou:

doesn't panic on the outside, internally freaking out

has rehearsed multiple times before telling you

is a little worried but doesn't show it

doesn't really sweat it that much since he waited long enough to see that you show your feelings towards him too

is very affectionate too like???

9/10, his hair was a mess

Smiley:

his smile might fade a little when he is nervous

but..... if you say yes, he lights right back up

he laughs awkwardly a lot to fill in the silence lol

is freaking out when you take too long to consider his love

will cling onto your arm afterward as he walks you home

legit loves you sm... omg

the next morning he will leave you a little gift and it's just AHH

Dearest Souya my beloved angel:

is very quiet

so nervous, but he knows it so Smiley is right next to him

fiddles with his hands a lot

stutters :((

he changes if you say yes tho! He gets much more confident in himself with you :)

will sling his hand around your waist, but he will never make eye contact with you cause he might crumble right there

10/10 ofc??!!!!

#tokyo revengers souya #kawata souya #souya kawata #souya x reader #souya fluff #souya x you #angry kawata #angry x reader #smiley kawata #smiley #tokyorev #nahoya kawata #nahoya fluff #tokyo revengers nahoya #nahoya x you #nahoya x y/n #kawata twins #kawata brothers #kawata nahoya #rindou x reader #rindou fanfic #haitani rindou #rindou x y/n #rindou haitani #rindou fluff #rindou angst #rindou hcs #haitani ran #ran haitani #rindou headcanons

[hqwkeyes]

one other thing i have been absolutely dying to address: THE ROOKIE WINTER FINALE

if u haven't seen it and want to, don't look below the cut bc SPOILERS

hi. hello. fuck.

okay first a bit of backtracking: it really took ashley tim's back surgery to realize that they weren't gonna work? not the whole "my coworker knows my boyfriend better than i do" thing? or all of the other obvious things like how she's a lifeguard and he hates the beach?? no??

also super fucked of her to dump him literally as soon as he woke up after a potentially life-altering surgery but that was a given i guess...

ANYWAY TO THE GOOD STUFF

so it's been super obvious for these first 7 episodes prior to the finale that tim and lucy's relationship has changed quite a bit since the whole undercover op thing but girl i did NOT expect this so soon

okay so in these last two episodes, what the hell made chris think he and lucy should buy a HOUSE together? like sure he was thinking about tamara too, which is sweet because it shows that he really cares about lucy and her relationship with tamara. but also he was super pushy about the whole house thing in the first place. like he kept calling her about it while she was at work after she asked if they could talk about it later that night?

and also, he surely saw the news where she literally witnessed a woman get blown up, so why did he think it was okay to call her to push the whole "buying a house together" thing on her AGAIN, and without mentioning the case at all? and how was he not noticing how cold and closed off she was being? if anyone i care about was acting like that toward me, i wouldn't just brush it off like that, but maybe that's just me??

then ofc there's the whole tim getting fucking whiplash from how fast he turned his head to ask about lucy moving in with chris. the communication between those two in those episodes was absolutely incredible, especially in episode 8 like god damn. he showed just how much he cares for her in the way he was trying so hard to be there for her. like was he probably going tf through it bc he had to ask her if she loved someone else? yeah.

and omg when she said "he's just not" and looked at tim like GIRL turn this car around and find chris so u can break this off immediately bc EVERYONE knows who you want 🤦🏻‍♀️

side note but sgt. grey and aaron were mvps in that episode, pushing those two together.

anyway, the communication was impeccable, and i CANNOT BELIEVE TIMOTHY FINALLY STARTED MAKING SOME DAMN MOVES OF HIS OWN like holy shittt mr. rule-follower wants to risk it all to be with her?? and she was the one who was like "idk if its worth the risk"??? role reversal fr. but no they're so cute, all confessing their feelings for each other

LIKE THE MF SMILE ON HIS FACE WHEN SHE SAID YES TO DINNER

i do not condone cheating of any kind and emotional cheating is tricky and a slippery slope, but i do respect lucy for wanting to properly end things with chris before going out with tim (ofc)

ALSO OMG

IM SORRY CHRIS IS JUST AS DUMB AS ASHLEY BC THIS MAN WALKED INTO THE OFFICE TO ASK TIM BRADFORD IF HE THOUGHT LUCY WOULD LIKE A CERTAIN HOUSE.

I REPEAT: CHRIS WALKED IN. AND ASKED TIM. IF HE THOUGHT LUCY. WOULD LIKE A CERTAIN HOUSE. IN WHAT WORLD????? LIKE IM SORRY U ARE GOING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S COWORKER TO ASK THAT? AND YOU'RE GONNA MOVE IN WITH HER? LIKE BUY A WHOLE HOUSE WITH HER EVEN THO TIM KNOWS WHAT SHE WOULD LIKE BETTER????

my heart breaks for chris but like bestie how can you be so utterly blind?

the way tim was legit fake smiling at him icbbbbb

and the way lucy broke up with chris the way tim said to... like girl 🤦🏻‍♀️

aND THEN SHE RAN ALL THE WAY BACK TI HER JOB TO SEE HIM AND TELL HIM SHE BROKE UP WITH CHRIS LIKE NOT EVEN A MINUTE TO BREATHE? TO PROCESS IT ALL? NO?? i mean me neither he's fine or whatever BUT FR GODDAMN

but they were all sweet and smiley and cute and the writers and directors know exactly what they were doing ending the episode with that scene.

all i have to say is they better not fuck this up i stg.

anyway, super lengthy rant over im sorryyyy

#hqwkeyes #the rookie #rant #chenford #winter finale

[marksandrews]

omg I just realized we have matching urls, we rly snapped huh

Yeah, we did! Gotta support our aggressive simping targets

#also hi hello I've loved your content for half past forever #legit i get all smiley when i see you in my notes #mads ily in a friendly way

[il0veyoujk]

You are never alone

Merry Christmas everyone!! 🎄❄️✨

This is a tickle related ff, if you are not interested in it, please keep scrolling

Summary: Nefeli (17) has lost her parents and Namjoon cheers her up

Warnings: None

Notes: Inspired by The Benefits Of Tickling You on Wattpad. This ff is requested by an anon, I hope you'll like this, nonnie!

Lots of love Nef 💕

Nefeli was laying on her bed crying. It was Christmas night but yet she was laying on her bed, crying her heart out and sobbing until she couldn’t breathe anymore.

It’s been almost one year since her parents passed away in a car accident and she still hadn’t gotten over it. I mean who would? Especially when they are only 16 and they had to live alone since then.

All curled up under the covers and hugging her pillow like her life was depending on it, she kept sobbing in it and wetting it with her tears. The time was around 7.30 in the afternoon and the weather outside her window was windy and rainy. The cold bedroom she was staying in was making her no favor and the peace and quiet of the whole house were driving her crazy.

The cheerful voices of the kids outside and the Christmas music was making the young girl feel even worse. Christmas was always the time of the year she would spend much and productive time with her family. But now the happiness around her was reminding her how she couldn’t have it anymore.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a soft hand was placed on her back and rubbing soft, gentle, soothing circles on it “Hello, monkey” a deep, aesthetic voice filled the room. Just the voice she wanted to hear.

Namjoon, her ghost friend -legit ghost- was only visible when he wanted to and to whoever he wanted to! He was the only, well... ‘person’ who was there whenever she needed him! His bright mind and his cue dimples mixed were making her feel like she was in someone’s safe arms, and no one could harm her!

“Couldn’t have been more awful” Nef sobbed and sat back up, curling up against the headboard of the bed. Her cheeks were all puffy and red, while her messy bun was even messier than it used to be. A sweet, reassuring nod on Namjoon’s gave her the sign to continue speaking, knowing pretty well that she wanted to vent about her feelings “It’s just that- It’s just that I feel so alone... I have no one else in the world, except you! Legit no one! I-I miss them so much Joon... So much...” the young girl sighed and brought her knees up to her chest, stuffing her head in between them with a sad, almost depressing look.

The sweet phantom placed his warm hand on her left shin bone, stroking it gently yet affectionately “Oh Neffie... You are never alone! I am always here! The only have to do is to call my name and I’ll be right beside you. Plus, you will soon find friends! Think of it! In some months you will go to college, remember? A fresh, new start!” shaking softly her leg, Namjoon managed to get a small chuckle and a smile from her, placing a soft smile on his face as well.

And to be honest, Nefeli knew Namjoon was right. She had thought of that as well and she was waiting for that like crazy. A new start in her life, new opportunities for new friends, and a new life in general! And she was excited about it.

However, the pout that was formed on her face couldn’t leave it. College was so far away. She still had to finish High School and then she could go to college. However, the pain of the loss of her parents would never leave her. And that was something Namjoon knew pretty well. That’s why he was trying his best to keep the young girl sane and happy.

“Aw come on Neffie, where’s my smiley bugaboo?” Namjoon scooped closer to the pouty girl, looking at her with big eyes. A soft smile was playing on his face as his fingers were walking up to her leg, making her squirm a little under his touch and a small smile of hers appear “I want to see her smile!” sitting next to her, the young lad wrapped his arms around her waist and pokes her sides once.

Nef squealed a little and flinched, bringing her elbows close to her torso to protect her sensitive sides “Gah nahahahao!” she giggled a little as Namjoon kept poking all over her sides and tummy, even if she was trying not to show it.

“Aw come on, love! Let me hear those adorable giggles of yours!” Namjoon kissed her cheek softly and stuffed his head in her neck nuzzling it, while her fingers kept poking her sides and tummy.

“Geheheahahaha nahahahat theahahahare ahahahaha!” Nefeli’s attempts to swallow her giggles led to nowhere. Scrunching up her shoulders, the young girl was trying to push her friend’s head away but the only thing she could do was giggle.

“Not there? Then how about here, love?” Namjoon blew soft air in her ear, making her squeal and giggle like crazy.

“Nahahahahao ahahahahaha! Pleahahahahase nahahahahat the eahahahahars ahahahahaha! It tiahahahackles so muahahahahach ahahahahaha!” Nef squealed loudly, feeling ticklish sensations flooding her as her way too ticklish for her own good ears were being enjoyable tortured.

“Ahahawww my bug is all giggly! How adorable!” the sweet phantom whispered before he kissed her cheek and his hands started squeezing her sides nonstop.

A loud squeal left the girl as she started thrashing around and bouncing on the bed as she was laughing loudly. Sides were always a weak spot of hers and Namjoon knew that perfectly fine. He also knew that Nefeli liked getting tickled especially on her sides, so he wouldn’t let a day pass without at least some pokes on her sides “AHAHAHA MY GAHAHAD NAHAHAO STAHAHAHAP AHAHA!”

“No stop? Ah as my giggly princess wishes!” amused, Namjoon giggled too as he kept kissing her cheek and squeezing her sides up and down, sometimes touching her lower ribs and waist. Which was driving her crazy.

“AHAHAHAHAHA! PLEAHAHAHASE JOONIE NAHAHAHAO AHAHAHAHA! I AHAHAHAM HAPPY AHAHAHAHA!” Nefeli screamed in laughter and let herself fall on Namjoon’s lap while his fingers were working their magic on her. See the irony? Hehe!

“Oh yes, you are! Now you are, bug! But y’know what would make you even happier?” suddenly all the tickling stopped and a wide smirk appeared on the young ghost’s face “A visit from the tickle hounds!” as soon as Nefeli heard those words, her face turned a deep side of red. Oh, she knew perfectly well what that meant! And she of course knew better than staying exactly where she was.

In a matter of seconds, the young girl had already jumped off the bed and was running for her life towards her door in her attempt to escape. However, Nefeli soon felt herself being raised from the floor and taken back to the bed by... a red and green fog! “Agh nohoho! Lemme gohohoho!” she squealed loudly as she was trying her hardest to escape the enchanted dust, but the only thing she was doing was making herself way more flustered and nothing else.

“Oh, Neffie! Don’t act like they are going to kill you! They just want to give you a good laugh!” just as Namjoon was saying that and was placing his hands under her underarms, two big, pink, fluffy feathers appeared in front of Nefeli’s bare feet, making her widen her eyes in flustered fear.

I am sure you are all wondering what the tickle hounds are! Lemme tell you then! The Tickle Hounds is a game Namjoon came up with when Nefeli expressed her love for puppies! The feathers are the hounds’ tongues and they are ‘licking’ her soles, while Namjoon is tickling Nefeli’s other spot! And the young girl loved that game! It would make her feel like she is still a kid and that was something she loved!

“Oh my God no! Namjoon plehehehase nohoho! I am happy I promise! Please don’t do thiAHAHAHAHAS AHAHAHAHA NAMJAHAHAHAN STAHAHAHAP AHAHAHAHA!” before she could even finish her sentence, Namjoon whistled softly and the feathers started stroking her poor feet while Namjoon’s blunt nails were scribbling the soft flesh of her armpits.

“Adoooorable! Do you reeeeeeally hate this? I don’t think you do! I think you loooooove it when the hounds are cheering you up!” the phantom’s cheery yet teasing voice made the young girl blush harder as she was kicking out and laughing like crazy, while two of her worst spots were being mercilessly tickled.

Namjoon’s nails were scribbling and touching some of the most sensitive nerves on the poor girl’s underarms, making her howl in ticklish agony. The tip of the feather was softly yet fastly stroking the base of the toes of her left foot while the back of the other one was scribbling unstoppably all over her right sole. Nefeli was feeling like ticklish electricity was hitting her mind and body nonstop. The combination between her feet and her armpits was able to kill her from how hard she was laughing.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHA MERCAHAHAHAHAHA I CAHAHAHAHAN’T AHAHAHAHA!” Nefeli threw her head back in screamy laughter, while her legs were trying to get the feathers to disappear, but nothing was working at all.

“Wow, I’m barely even touching you and you’re already laughing so much! I wonder what happens when I do this!” with a wide smirk, Namjoon started nibbling on Nefeli’s bare ribs, while the feathers were speeding up.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NAHAHAHAHAO AHAHAHAHA! PLEAHAHAHAHAHASE NAHAHAHAHAHAO AHAHAHAHAHA! ANYTHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAHAT NAMJAHAHAHAHAN PLEAHAHAHAHASE AHAHAHAHAHA!” Nef lost it completely as soon as the young lad’s teeth touched the hypersensitive skin of her ribs. Screaming at the top of her lungs, she was trying to push Namjoon’s head away while tears were rolling down her rosy, blushy cheeks.

“Oh wow, I knew your ribs were ticklish but this seems to make you go crazy!” Namjoon giggled as he moved his mouth to her sides and dug his fingers in her armpits completely. And of course, the hounds, sorry the feathers were still torturing the most sensitive spot of hers, showing no mercy at all.

“PLEAHAHAHAHAHAHASE MERCAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA!” Nefeli shrieked more before she fell into silent laughter, tears rolling down her cheeks more, and her face turning even redder. She was feeling like her breath was stuck in her throat and her tummy and mouth were aching from how hard she was laughing.

Chuckling softly, Namjoon sensed Nefeli had had enough and whistled again. Immediately all the fog and the feathers disappeared and the sweet ghost pulled away. Panting softly, Nef curled up, but this time soft giggles were escaping her and a wide smile was stuck on her face “Thahahat tickled a lohohot!” she giggled and wiped her eyes.

Pulling her on his lap, Namjoon put his hands on her back and magically made her calm down with his powers. He placed another soft kiss on her cheek as Nefeli laid her head on her shoulder, relaxing completely “Thank you so much, Joonie” she smiled and kissed his cheek too, snuggling into his chest.

“You are never alone, my dear” Namjoon reassured her gently as he was rubbing soothing circles on her lower back protectively, helping her melt completely “Merry Christmas Neffie”

“Merry Christmas Joonie” Nefeli nuzzled his chest as she tiredly closed her eyes, falling asleep on her best friend.

#bts #park jimin #bangtan #jeon jungkook #kim taehyung #bangta boys #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #bts x reader #tickle bts #tickle #bts ticklers #bts tickle #bts x reader tickle #bts reactions #bts tickling #bts tickle reaction #tickle community

[professionalsimpfor2dboys]

uhh .. any tips on how to play obey me 😀 LMFAO its so confusing ,, do I just play the main story and ignore the chats bc main story stuff hasn't happened to me and I think I read way too far ahead??, sorry if this is sudden LMFAO

hii!!

okie, so some tips!

so, the chats that pop up usually don’t really pertain to the main story anyway & are just for fun most of the time. I believe most chats are time-based, so you likely won’t be getting chats that are past your current place in the main story unless a certain amount of time has past! so, you can read them no problem most of the time since they’re mostly just for fun fillers and such!

in terms of winning dance battles in order to get to the next main story part, your cards are EXTREMELY important!

you can acquire cards from gacha pulls in Nightmare (as you likely already know) and also by combining card pieces that you obtain from “pop quizzes” which are essentially special events that are available for a certain timeframe.

(If you haven’t noticed, parts of the story & dance battles are called “lessons” & events are called “pop quizzes” since it’s supposed to be that we are attending RAD and doing schoolwork there.)

From highest level to lowest in terms of card rarity (ie. power potential) is UR+/UR, SSR, SR, R, & then N (anything below SSR doesn’t matter in terms of using for dance battles BUT some of them have wallpapers, outfits, & chats that you can unlock in “Devil Tree” which I will get to later!

Basically, you should prioritize leveling up your highest power potential cards first! I recommend having a strong enough card in each sin category since each dance battle varies in what sin they focus on (which you can see in the top right corner of each dance battle panel), which is Red: Gluttony, Blue: Pride, Yellow: Greed, Green: Wrath, Pink: Lust, Orange: Envy, & Purple: Sloth. It also helps to have two strong cards for each sin but with different characters on them since then they both can be used in the dance battle that wants that sin, but that’s more for when you already have strong cards & have the time to level up more. It also may help leveling up your cards with the best special skills! Any special skill that bans the opponent’s skills are extremely helpful, but honestly just having high level cards is the most important.

In order to continuously keep leveling your cards, you will need to unlock places in Devil Tree that you do so by using Grimm (easy obtainable through clearing lessons you’ve already obtained 2 or 3 stars on by clicking the Clear x5 button, though note that this uses AP, or through “:D Jobs”) and also items used to strengthen cards (they vary, but are usually obtainable through specific lessons that give those specific items or during Levi’s Otaku Boot Camp that comes around every once & a while to help with getting these items. it will tell you if you have the correct amount to unlock spaces in Devil Tree & if you don’t then it will show you specific lessons that give you those items).

Memory cards are also really important (but your main cards should be your priority nonetheless). You can obtain memory cards through “Chapter M” in “Nightmare” and they essentially work the same as cards.

There are also items called “glow sticks” that help you win dance battles that you buy from “Akuzon” with Devil Points. They’re extremely helpful, especially once you hit about lesson 30. I, personally, always only buy rainbow ones since they strengthen your cards much more than the other colors and pertain to everyone, even though they cost more it’s worth it in terms of strengthening.

During dance battles, you’ll see bars under your characters (on the ride side) that pertain to when their special attacks are ready. I recommend clicking them as soon as they are ready, so there is more time for the bar to regenerate & for them to be able to use their special attacks again.

so, yeah! that should be the basics & what is the overall priority of obey me! I hope it helped & promise you’ll get the hang of it lickety-split!

here are some actual “tip-tips” that are really helpful to know: (these are actually really helpful)

you are essentially given a free 18 devil points EVERY DAY by completing 7 of your daily to-dos, which are very easy to complete! I recommend doing it everyday bc it really adds up! (the daily to-dos refresh at 11 pm)

If you’re struggling with not having enough AP, then there is a deal that saves Devil Points that available once daily. Once depleting your AP to below 10 I believe, they will offer you 600 AP & some Grimm for only about 10 Devil Points. TAKE IT! It’s a wayyy better deal than manually buying AP with Devil Points.

Similar to the last tip, you can save money on rainbow glow sticks once every day. Simply lose a dance battle (making sure you have at least 20 Devil points) and they will offer a deal for 5 rainbow glow sticks, some Grimm, & some AP all for just 20 Devil points! mind you, one rainbow glow stick from Akuzon is 6 Devil points so do the math.

You’re smiley face character doesn’t ALWAYS dictate if you’re going to win the dance battle or not. The smiley face can be blue & crying & you can still win as long as you look at your opponents’ special skills & your total strength is only a few thousand points below that of the opponents. I recommend your smiley face character to be smiley when the opponents have any stun, paralyze, or confusion special skill that keeps your characters from being able to use their special attack. You can gauge how many glow sticks or leveling up you need by just going into the dance battle with either nothing or a few non-rainbow glow sticks equipped & seeing how far away you are from the line/the opponents special attack pattern.

Since the opponents’ special attacks pattern usually changes with every attempt at a dance battle, some of their patterns may be more advantageous to you than the others. If you have rainbow glow sticks equipped & believe you can win by trying again, simply close out of the game completely and reopen it. It will ask if you want to resume where you left off which you will click “resume” to & then it will restart the battle with your glow sticks still intact. This had saved me so many times. ESPECIALLY LESSON 4O’s BOSS BATTLE LEGIT JUST KEEP DOING IT OVER & OVER & YOULL EVENTUALLY GET IT!!

In terms of the fun customization part of Obey Me like the profile pics, Majolish outfits & wallpapers, special chats, etc. I found it extremely helpful to just go through Majolish & click on the item you want. It will tell you the card you can get it from & whether you have it or not!

Oh, & choosing the characters with sparkles around them for :D Jobs gives more of a chance of special drops!

Make sure to make a obey me save password for if you ever delete the app/get a new phone! They also reward you with 30 Devil Points if you do so, so there’s rly no point not to.

For surprise guest combos, you either memorize them or find them on google. But I can give you the main ones here off the top of my head:

Any of the brothers if they ask for a high-five EXCEPT FOR LUCIFER, SATAN, & BEEL: high-five, Head-rub, Head-rub

If Lucifer or Satan ask for a high-five: high-five, YOUR right/THEIR left shoulder TAP, hand tap (they usually have it on top of their chest)

If Beel asks for a high-five: high-five, chest-rub, chest-rub

Mammon if he says “muahahaha”: Head-rub, YOUR right/HIS LEFT arm rub, face-rub

Lucifer if you get 3 stars but he doesn’t ask for a high-five: lip-rub, Head-tap, Hand-tap

I think that’s all I can think of for now! maybe I’ll add more if it pops up! I hope this helped & sorry it got so long haha. I hope anyone who reads this enjoys Obey Me as much as I do! I honestly can’t wait for their sheep plushies I KNOW they’re inevitably going to come out with :D

#obey me #obey me shall we date #demon brothers #obey me fandom #otome game #obey me tips #obey me dance battles #obey me! shall we date? #obey me lessons #obey me pop quiz

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 05 + 07.12.20 lbs

05.12.20

“tum saari property mere naam karoge.”

BITCH WHAT NOW???????????

V like dadiiiiiiiiiii ko dhokaaaaaaaa?!!!!?!?!?! oh ho, lagta hai pair chhoote chhoote V ko asli waale feels aa gaye dadi ke liye, free of charge!

THIS MAN AND HIS FACE NEED TO BE STOPPED SO HELP ME GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

also what else that tongue do (other than throw constant taane to guilt a bitch) baby boy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm 😏😏😏

riddhima thinking ki property meaning khatra and she can’t allow it to stay on dadi, she has to take it on herself, so that if kabir tries hurting anyone, it’ll be her.

this one’s paar ki nazar has recognized that train of thought, i think.

she’s like think whatever you want idgaf, just do whatever the fuck i say or else. and don’t even think of charging me an extra paisa. jaake bhaanda phodna hai toh phod lo, phir you won’t get your remaining 4.5 cr. DAMN GIRL, WHERE THIS SHAATIR TAKE-CHARGE SIDE OF YOURS BEEN ALL THIS TIME???????/

hubs thinking same thing. he’s never been more turned on by her as when she’s using maximum brain.

“kya hai?????? aise taad kyun rahe ho?????????”

“taadna ekdum free of cost hai. only for your pretty face!” I HATE HIM.

LOVE THIS TROPE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.

face change from smiley eyes to shaatir eyes, as he contemplates the facts before him. unf, the things it does to me to see him emote.

lijiye, iss show ke Idiot Brothers. and their plans to prove it’s not vansh and to get riddhima thrown out. i’ll pass.

but this one’s face tho. cutest. 

same, aryan. mera bhi yehiiiii reaction hai. taareeef karoon kya uskiiiii, jissne, tumhe banaaya!

some rando has come and is like hi, i’m your new lawyer; your old one appointed me before he left. no doubt he’s been sent by kabir.

V’s face: chutiya samajh rakha hai kya???? that’s not how this shit works.

v is like you’re here about my will and lmao riddhima’s all happy thinking oh vihaan has started my work already. SIS TILL NOW WHAT HAS HE DONE ACC TO YOUR PLAN? TELL ME ONE (1) THING THAT HE’S DONE LIKE YOU SAID.

yadda yadda yadda lawyer is like the property cannot be transferred for a few months. because Reasons. sure. sounds legit.

kabir is ecstatic. needs to learn to hide his MWAHAHAHAHAHA MERA CHAAL KAAM KAR GAYA FACE better if he wants to win at this game. he’s up against poker face all india/tellywood champion.

fb to kabir bribe/threatening lawyer. zero surprise.

V telling dadi idc about all this, meri asli daulat toh aap hai. lmao he really just does not give the other grandkids a chance to be #1 in dadi’s books.

ishani is pakka sure this is vansh bhai itselfffffffffff. and lmao angre’s suspicious face. they’re legit like:

V trying to negotiate salary increase (10% per month!!!!!!!!) and riddhima’s like bhakkkkkkk, sabzi mandi laga rakhi hai kya maine? yeh faltu ki bargaining nahi chalegi yahaan, jo karna hai karlo.

ishani’s back with bhai’s favvvvvvvvv chocolate cake and.... OH NO HE WAS SO FUCKING RUDE TO HERRRRRRRRRRRRR. riddhima ko sabak sikhaane ke liye ishani ko kyun sunaaaa rahe hoooo!?!?!?!!?

anyway riddhima tried to sametofy that raita by apologizing to ishani and.......... that went as well as expected.

kabir and aryan watching and lootofying mazze.

lmaooooo aryan tubelight ko situation samajh hi nahi aaya and kabir is just like

lmao have you seen a more pitying look????

angsty piano playing time.

lmaooooooooo she’s like “jahaan vansh banna tha, wahaan bann nahi paaye, yahaan yeh karke kya kya fayyda hai?” which......... troo. i really like this give-no-fucks version of riddhima who says what’s on her mind, instead of just doing lengthy internal monologues of stupidity. 

as,kjdlkasjd;lksjd;lkjsa;ldkjsa;lk she’s like vansh never yelled at anyone if it wasn’t a big deal. to which V is reacting just the way i am rn.......

‘lmao reallllllllly??? i don’t remember it like that.’

more lecture and yeah, i relate to him.

ishani over here crying to angre about bachpan se leke aaj tak vansh bhai ne kabhi nahi daanta. which again i’m like?????????? i have literally only seen V1.0 yelling at ishani for some bs or the other. literally never has he shown her any pyaar; the most he’s ever mellowed at her was when he gruffly told her sunny’s “truth” and made her understand that the wedding with angre would be good for her. nostalgia comes with some reallllll rose tinted glasses huh, ki everyone’s whitewashing asshole!vansh this way.

soft ship gently chugging along!

anyway angre has a plan and ishani like so help me god imma murder this fucker if he’s not vansh. there’s my girl!!!!!

this one is driving a hardddddddd bargain and wow, really going to town on that piano. riddhima doesn’t find it shady at allllllllllllllllll that he’s an equally good piano player as vansh huh? zerooooo thoughts about that.

“gunaah karne waale se bada gunehgaar hota hai gunaah sehne waala.” bhai waaah, isske victim complex ko mera salaam, ki bechaara is ONLY GETTING 5 CRORES, BOOOOOO HOOOOO.

“jabse tumse yeh deal kii haina, badi gandiiiii waali feeling aa rahi hai!” lmaoooooo yeah sureee, i can see how torturous it is, to be paid OBSCENELY to......... play yourself.

“mujhe teen guna chahiye. i want triple.”

BITCH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 3X SLKJDFSLKJFLDK 15 CRORES I KNOW TERA HI PAISA HAI BUT HADH HAI BHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!? YOU SOUNDING A LOT LIKE THIS GUY:

oh boy ishani and angre have entered hearing about “triple”.

badi safaai se he said OH I MEANT IMMA BAKE A TRIPLE LAYER CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR YOU TO SAY SORRY.

softttttttttttttttttttt siblingssssssss. baaaaabies.

but hubs and wifey have come with some stress relief for bhai, lol.

lmao riddhima’s reactionnnnnnnnn.

lo ji yeh bhi aa gaya rang mein bhang daalne. wants to make things interesting via bet. some realllllll high stakes shit. good lord, don’t be gross and bet riddhima or something, maharabharat style.

aaaaaand it’s on!

no point screaming in your mind, riddhima. should have sent him to basketball camp before you recruited him.

"bohut mazaa aayega!!!!” lmaooooooo seeeeee, i told y’all. all this big baby legit wants is someone to playyy with himmmmm. have you ever seen him look THISSSSS HAPPY EVERRRRRR??????????

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07.12.20

lmao @ his purposely bad dribbling.

stressing Dollar Biwi out some more by saying he hasn’t even watched the game on tv.

unffffff. Chehra Appreciation Break. these go out to my girl @nawaazishein​ (she knows exaaaaaaaactly why.)

riddhima is like when you pick teams, pick me, and kabir is here to talk smack and say everyone’s gonna find outtttttt nowwww.

ok great, whole fam’s here. there’s a chalkboard set up for the score and everythinggggg. coz as per usual, no one else has nothing else to do. not even catch up on their podcasts or play some candy crush or nothing. they just wanna watch these two grownass men having a pissing contest.

V wins the toss but aryan’s bitch ass lies and says kabir won it. K selects riddhima first.

he knew that kabir’s dumb ass would do exactly that. besides, he’s seen riddhima play. she sucks ass at it. best if she brings down K’s team from the inside, lol.

V’s picks: useless!chacha, angre. K’s pick: aryan. rules established, ki after every 10 points, rival team se player will be out.

all i can think of rn is that everyone went and changed and riddhima’s gonna play in her sari and heels?!?!?!?!!!?!?

game faces on!

lol such bball captain and his gf head cheerleader vibes. CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god are we supposed to sit and listen to chachi’s commentary?!?!!?!?

please note i’m literally only watching this ep to see the boys’ shirts move and expose chest and abs. 

riddhima gets the ball and is standing there in one place dribbling so that V can easily intercept and he’s just..........

............. imitating a frilled dragon or some shit?????

kabir just took the ball from her and scored.

first basket he made and he’s already telling vansh to give up. dude, hadh hoti hai overconfidence ki.

V like haar-jeet ka faisla end mein hota hai. i would say i’ve already won, getting to see this much sweaty neck and chest, mmmmhmmmmmm.

SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! i mean, yeah V scored a point in the game or whateverrrrrrrr, BUT **I** GOT TO SEE SOME TUMMY WHEN HE JUMPED UP!!!!!

lol idk what the sassy finger wave was for, but i liked watching it.

THIS DUMBASS. SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY.

aryan’s out.

AND I SCORE AGAIN!!!!! ouff, the things i have to resort to coz they don’t gimme tellywood men shirtless anymore.

useless!chacha’s out.

askljdlkjlkdjlsakjdlsakjdlsdjlaskjdlj bechaara kabir.

“you. out, please!”

sureeeeeely he will not pull the kkhh move in front of the whole fam??????/ will he?????????

look at his face, ki awwwwww, how cute that she’s trying.

riddhima is so stupid, if she scored all these points, why didn’t she pick V to leave the game instead of angre!?!?!?!!?!?

BITCH DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“isski har harkat vansh se kyun milti hai?????” idk sis, take a wiiiiiiiiiild guess. if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck........... MAYBE THE FUCKING 6 FOOT 2″ DUCK LOOMING IN FRONT OF YOU AND RUNNING HIS HANDS ALL OVER YOU IS YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND??????

the way he’s smiling is practically challenging her to figure it out.

she’s still like nope, not him. just a coincidence. while she mulls on that brain fart, imma stare at rrahul’s chest some more.

of course.

YOUR WHOLEASS FAMILY IS STANDING THERE WATCHING THIS OMG I’M DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENTTTTTTTT FUCKING TAKE IT TO YOUR ROOM YOU WEIRDOS

“yeh bonus hai. free of charge. just for your pretty face!”

this dumbass is also hung up ki how overnight he became good at playing basketball. abbe oh gobar ganesh why can’t you just accept it’s him?!!?!?!?

aryan’s like dude, it’s him. i’ve seen him play. this is him.

but there must be somethinggggggg unique about vansh’s style right????

ahaaaa, ambidextrous.

kabir legit threw something like that looks like a clown’s nose. i guess he just carries that around full time coz he’s a 🤡🤡🤡

blah blah we already knew this from the precap. i’m just fwding to when he plays with the left and wins.

lmao V’s faaaaaaaaace. when kabir finally gets his day of reckoning, vansh is really nottttttt gonna hold back.

never seen ppl THIS happy to see a left handed person, lol.

“vihaan vansh ki tarah left hand se khel sakta hai??????”

CUTESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooooooooo his face is like jo toota nahi tha, woh bhi tod ke rakh degi.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. asshole.

uh huh honeyyyyyyyyy. did the Vansh Move.

asking how you did all this when i never told you these facts about vansh?

“tum zaroorat se zyaada sochti ho, Sweetheart.”

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“kya aisa humne pehle kabhi nahi kiya? kya yeh pal humaari zindagi mein kabhi bhi nahi aaya, riddhima?” he said her name The Vansh Way, not The Vihaan Way!!!!!!!

“tum mere......”

“haan riddhima, yeh tumhara veham nahi hai. main vihaan nahi, vansh hoon. tumhara vansh.”

haaaaaaye bechaari. at this point i’m feeling quite bad for her. it’s not her fault she’s so stupid. ab hai toh hai. kya kar sakte hain. bedagarkkkkkk ho tera, vansh. may you die of blue balls for fucking with her simple mind this way.

i just did my homework reallllllllllly well, it seems. so my 3x payment is totally worth it. god i wish that pool was full, so that i could dunk his head into it and hold it there for a few minutes.

THIS ASSHOLE DOESN’T EVEN FEEL A LITTLE BIT BAD FOR WHAT HE’S DOING. LIKE, THODAAAA TOH HE SHOULD FEEL.

and then he turns around and looks at her like this!?!?!?!!?!?!? OUFFFF. FUCK YOU MANNNNNN.

blah blah talk about how now everyone must be convinced (except kabir) but yeah, i’m just here for The Face.

JFC SIS. AT THIS POINT YOU JUST NEED TO PULL A KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA SINGH RAIZADA AND YANK A FEW HAIRS OUT FROM HIM AND ISHANI AND SEND IT FOR A DNA TEST.

shhhhhhhhhh, koi hai. yup. and not at all an excuse to get touchy touchy with wifey and give her some more mindfucky clues as to who you are.

someone’s watching us, we gotta sort out the property shit realllll quickkkkkkkkk.

he has An Idea, it seems. oh boy.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

[bnhaclaimedmysoul]

how would bakugou be around an s/o who doesn’t like to smile?

anon​ requested: Hello!! First of all, I love your blog and your writing. May I ask for Bakugou hc’s in which he’s with a girl with crooked teeth that make her really insecure bc she was bullied for it, so she doesn’t even smile? Yeah… Story of my life.

character: bakugou katsuki

genre: fluff

note: so yey! my exams are done, and I have successfully made it out of the hell where I had physics theory and English writing so here I am with a update since I haven’t posted for a hot minute. enjoy!! and  I am touched. i’m so glad you like the blog and the content we put out, I really appreciate it!

 -this boi would just be here for you

-he really doesn’t care about how you look, you’re you and you’re impeccable in his eyes

-and he doesn’t really get bothered by your lack of smiling

-and after seeing icy hot smile after midoriya said something mildly hilarious, it comes to his realization

-“why doesn’t my girlfriend smile dammit?”

-without any facades or wasting any time

-he legit just walks up to you and just bores holes into your skull

-from the intense gaze directed at you

-“katsuki what is it now, can’t you see I am busy?”

-“well babe, I have a matter of urgency”

-and when you perk you head up in curiosity

-you signed yourself up for death

-no idea what am I saying?

-well it is what is it exactly is

-tickle fights

-he will literally jump on your unfazed body and will start aggressively attacking your tummy by relentlessly tickling it

-and the moment he sees you resisting his attempts at trying to get you to laugh

-he’ll sneakily place small pecks across your cheek

-and in pure joy and happiness, he’d leave no choice for you to but smile

-once he catches glimpse of you smiling widely

-he immediately stops fooling around and his concentration is only on how your laughter sounds and the smile ensconced on your face

-he’s in awe

-he wouldn’t able to utter a single word as the beauty of your smile just dawns upon him

-and when you notice the sudden loss of the ticklish feeling on your skin, you realize what you’ve done

-s h o c k I n g ~~

-and when you abruptly stop, he will come at you

-“continue laughing, why did you stop? If you have such a pretty smile and a laughter why skimp on the one opportunity to you get. You don’t have to stop laughing because I am around you, y’know”

-and when you hear the starts blaming himself for your lack of laughter, you had to stop him in his tracks

-“katsuki, if you think I don’t laugh because I am scared of ruining you gruff image, then you’re mistaken. It’s because I don’t really like my smile”

-and this guy is just confused as hecc

-insert the confused math equation meme

-but when he finally gets a grip on where your insecurities lie

-he won’t spare a single second and will place his calloused palm underneath your cheek and will pull you closer to kiss

-and within those kisses, muffled words of encouragement start to pour out

-*kiss*why*kiss*do*kiss*you*kiss*think*kiss*that*kiss*your*kiss*smile*kiss*is not*kiss* pretty*kiss*?

-and he’ll just stop softly pecking your cheeks and will just gaze into your eyes as those words start to settle in within you

-and he’ll encourage you to smile with a soft smile of his own

-and when you finally give into his demands and unleash that pretty smile

-he’ll just unknowingly lean in to capture you tinted lips with his mellow ones and will smile into the kiss until you smile back into the kiss

-a smiley s/o=an excited katsuki=a happy couple= healthy relationship

-and it’s a proven equation

#bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #bakugou headcanons #katsuki bakugou headcanons #bnha headcanons #bakugou scenarios #katsuki bakugou scenarios #bnha scenarios #it feels so nice to update hehe

[saviormjoon]

Hi! Can you do a writing where you kind of describe the perfect girl for BTS, like, the kind of girl they need? Thanks, take care uwu

How bts’s s/o would be Like ~

This is my first writing in about 2 or 3 years so please go easy on me

Namjoon 1/1/20

Personally I don’t believe namjoon necessarily needs a s/o that’s “SUPER SMART & HAS A HIGH ASS IQ” but I do believe he needs someone who’s wise and full of wisdom, someone he can talk to about life in general in which you don’t have to be a smarty pants to do that. But I’m not saying he wouldn’t date a super smart s/o I’m just saying that it’s not a deal breaker if you can’t cure a disease at the age 12, you need to be down to earth like deadass period no tampon!! namjoon is so down to earth (the Virgo in him is screaming) that if you can’t be the same that might be a problemo in the relationship

Seokjin

Jin is so soft and sweet I feel like he would need a s/o similar to that description, someone kind but with a dry sense of humor only the two of you would understand, I think he’d prefer you to be able to cook because no one wants to be fully relied on to do something especially with his busy schedule he’d probably hope you’d cook once in a while, I think someone selfless and just an all around kind person, NOO you don’t have to be petite to fit that description because for some reason I know a lot of people apply being petite as soft and pure which isn’t a bad thing but you can be all that and still be the body type you are luv, jin would love you no matter.

Yoongi

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE thinks yoongi needs a s/o who’s hard and doesn’t have a soul and that they were probably raised in hell but I don’t agree what so fucking ever, sure I don’t see yoongi dating some pretty pink princess/prince but I also don’t see him dating a devil w orshipper( if you worship the devil then Uh do u I guess I’m not judging bby) I think yoongi needs a s/o with a calm and collected personality that can also be giddy and all over the place sometimes, someone who can be sensitive but reasonable at the same time, like a cold & warm relationship, cause with cold & cold relationships your heads will be guaranteed to bump with one another once in a while

Hoseok

Ah yes our sunshine king, hoseok needs someone giddy like that’s it that’s the whole tweet but for real his s/o needs to be bright and smiley but also serious and easy to talk to, being happy all the time isn’t what I see hoseoks s/o being like, Ofc their not gonna be a Debby downer but their going to make sure they can be happy on a realistic note and he’ll understand that happiness isn’t 24/7, his s/o can honestly have any fashion type but I’m sure he’d prefer a street style or girl/boy/whatever u identity as crush style, dancing( AH HA HA) I’m sure he would be ECSTATIC if you can dance but I don’t think it would also be a problem if u can’t but you’d have to be open minded to the opportunity of him teaching u.

Jimin

The Squish, um aneways so I think jimins s/o would kinda be similar to jins S/o but not totally, jimins s/o gives me like Queen/king vibes¿ I don’t know what the fuck that means but like I feel they would have it all like the sass the kindness the classiness and even the seriousness, but overall I feel that they would be superrrr easy to talk to like a chill type beat, I think he would prefer a more feminine girly type s/o but by that I’m not talking about “ NO BURPING IN FRONT OF HIM, NO WEARING PANTS, NO CURSING” but more like a classy bitch like you know you’re that bitch and so does he ( he would also love a confident s/o but if you aren’t there yet he would understand and y’all could help each other grow mentally).

Taehyung

I think tae needs a s/o exactly like him, like I don’t see him not getting along with a another version of himself but ofc with a few modifications, taes smiley personality x2 would cure ANYTHING, whenever y’all walk by anything flowers will legit grow from the GROUND thats how perfect this relationship would be, I feel like your personality would have to be like “one of the boys” but more feminine, you get me? Like a laid back humble bitch, even though you’re dating the money spender of the group u wouldn’t want him to spend any on you. you’d be like a mom figure in his life that he desperately needs to keep him in check.

Jungkook

ok ok so I think jungkook needs a more assertive s/o but not in an aggressive way but like someone who can handle a challenge, someone competitive willing to show his ass up sometimes, but realistically that’s not good for a relationship 24/7 so they would need to be assertive/competitive with a good spirit someone willing to be supportive for him and always be there when he needs you even if his ego is in the way of his call for help you’d be there anyway. You’d be his “lifeline” , someone he can trust with his whole heart, I don’t think you’d need to be sporty necessarily but I think you’d need to be up for the challenge and “knowing” him it won’t be easy.

GIFS ARE NOT MINE CREDIT GOES TO THE CREATOR OF THE GIFS :)

#bts reactions #bts scenarios #bts snaps #bts imagines #bts writing #bts smut #kpop texts #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop fluff #kpop smut #kpop snaps #bts jhope #bts v #bts suga #bts rm #bts jimn #bts jin #bts jungguk #namjoon scenario #jin scenarios #suga scenarios #jhope scenarios #jimin scenario #taehyung scenarios #jungkook scenarios #bts angst #bts army

[cathyparrlyn]

We’re all just mirror shards

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Hey everyone! It’s No One here, or perhaps you now know (if you have read a certain lovely, beautiful, baby tief’s post) that my name is Maddy. It’s great to finally post this next part, first update of 2020! Woo!....

Yeah, I know, it’s been a while. I’m sorry for that, but not only am I working on future chapters and a special writing project (some of you might have already heard about it, oops-), but like, school. Ugh. But don’t worry, I have plenty of content to give you guys, so I shouldn’t fall too behind with my updating schedule!

I want to shoutout two people today. First off, one of my writing friends, @justonemoretheatrekid who is super sweet and has helped me with my bi panic, so thanks friendo! I enjoyed chatting with you! :3

I also want to give a special thanks to another one of my writing friends, @toomanyfamdom for not only helping me edit this sucker (legit the only reason I was able to post today. Bless her soul for putting up with my comma crazy piece.), but also for being the sweetest and best baby in the world. She makes me a proud mama. :3 love you baby! And thank you for not joining in on the “(censored name) for the pole” chant. I know how much you like to troll me tho, so I guess will see what happens next time. Lol. <3

Also, good news and bad news! 

Good news! This chapter has the “read more” option! Bad News! It cost me all the pretty and colorful fonts. ;-; Also, it won’t let me edit my draft from my iPad now as I did the function on the computer. So like... I can’t fix it. :(

So now I have a dilemma. Which should I use, the read more function or the colorful and pretty fonts? Please reply down below if you have a preference. Anyways, enough with my long ass author note!

Without further interruption, the chapter! Woo!

Word count: about 2,212 words.

Warnings: Cursing, bullying. (Also, Anne being a useless lesbian gremlin and Cathy being a bi disaster. OWO UWU)

Enjoy~

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Part 11

Annie Boleyn

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…………………………………......Recap………………………………………

“Sorry about that, I’m just so fucking tired of bullshit,” Anne muttered, snapping Cathy out of her thoughts.

"Huh?"

……………………………………………………………………………………………

Cathy was a dumbass. She had to be. How else could she have fucked up so badly with her words? They were her thing! But with Anne, all she could muster up to say was ‘huh?’ Huh! Ugh, she just can’t with herself right now.

What’s worse, this is serious. Anne looks like she needs someone to talk to, Cathy can be that person, but not if she’s a disaster.

Parr wants to be there for Anne. She craves to develop their relationship, for them to get closer. To be able to share inside jokes and small smiles with each other. To have long conversations and calling each other late at night just to rant because they know the other will listen. For the comfort of knowing that she does, in fact, matter to Anne.

Right now she felt farther away from her goal than ever. Looking up, she saw an indescribable look on Anne’s face, the only thing she could note was the fear in Boleyn’s eyes as she held herself. An uneasy feeling washed over Anne as she realized she might have said too much around Cathy. She was nervous. Cathy couldn’t believe it. Anne was scared of her own opinion, and that worried Parr. Boleyn was speechless, not knowing how to respond. It was painful to see this side of her. Yet Cathy couldn’t help but stare. This new side drew her in, and Parr couldn’t stop herself from questioning more and more about who Anne really was. And what could have possibly happened to the Boleyn girl to make her feel so mortified that she couldn’t even express her own feelings.

Now Cathy was scared. She couldn’t just stand there and wait Anne recover on her own. No, Catherine wants to help her, she needs to help Anne.

So with a deep breath, Cathy had made her decision to keep moving forward with the conversation. She refused to make Anne start things, this time she’ll make the first move. For Anne’s sake.

“Hey, are you alright? I’m here for you if you want to talk about it.”

“No, no. It’s stupid, just, please. Forget about it.”

Cathy felt as if she was stabbed in the heart after hearing that statement. Anne was amazing, smart, talented, and said some of the most interesting things Cathy has ever heard. And here she is now, saying that her feelings are stupid.

Cathy doesn’t know who made her feel like this, but they are going to pay for it. Yet, that is for another time, right now Cathy has to focus on comforting the Boleyn girl.

“Hey Anne, we’re friends right?”

“Well, yeah, I would like to think so.” Anne tentatively mumbled. She expressed a blatant insecurity that Parr would reject the idea. But why?

Parr wanted to further analyze this side of Anne and try to figure out what might have happened to her, but she couldn’t. Not right now, when Anne needed a friend. No, especially now since Anne needed a friend, someone to be there for her, to reassure her things were okay. That is what Parr needed to be right now. Her friend.

Cathy smiled, bumping their shoulders together. Hence, grabbing Anne’s attention as Parr stared at her with a look that Anne wasn’t used to seeing: patience and love. With a gentle squeeze reminding Anne of their connected hands, Cathy let the Boleyn girl bask in the show of affection. Anne deserves to enjoy this moment, to feel comfortable with her own thoughts. What’s more, she deserves to have someone to listen to her. Cathy can very well be that person. All Catherine had to do was prove that she would and could be there for her. So she spoke up, determined to help Anne no matter what it takes.

“Then there you go. Your opinion matters to me, Anne. As your friend, I don’t think this is stupid. Not one bit. So please, don’t feel afraid to talk to me. You have a wonderful voice, and I truly think it should be shared with the world.”

Cathy observed as Anne stared at her in shock. A blush formed on Parr’s cheeks as she noticed a sudden change in the Boleyn girl. Tension had quickly left Anne’s face and was now replaced by a small, soft, genuine, and breathtaking smile. Really, Cathy could go on about the beauty of Anne’s smile, but she was rather focused on something else. It was way more important than her feelings. Gratitude, that’s what Anne’s expression conveyed instead of the fearful look she wore mere seconds ago. Anne gently squeezed Cathy’s hand back, returning the affection as she pulled Cathy in so they could be in closer proximity. The action cause both girls heart to race as they were lost in the moment, staring at each other in a comfortable, knowing silence. Both were thinking the same thing.

She does see me.

Finally after taking a few deep breaths, Anne was the first one to break the silence.

“Thank you, that… that really means a lot Cathy.”

“Of course Anne. Do you, um... Do you want to talk about it?” Cathy gingerly asked.

Anne looked down as she contemplated what to do. After a few seconds of thinking it over, she slowly nodded her head.

“Alright, I’m here to listen whenever you ready.” Parr, acknowledging that she was looking down, squeezed Anne’s hand again. Cathy hopes it would reassure Boleyn that Parr planned on being there for her. Seeing that Anne had mustered up the courage to look up at Catherine and start her explanation, Cathy thinks it’s safe to say that it worked.

"Ok, so, our generation is stupid, right?” Anne started off.

“100% agree, continue please.”

“It’s just, no one cares about others' stories. Make believe or real, every story matters. Yet we cast them aside and hold an egocentric viewpoint that mentally and physically tears others down. And I’m so fucking sick of it!”

“Of the kids in the halls?” Cathy hesitantly asked.

“Of basically everyone! They all piss me off! Like, no one even understands why I read, the majority of those people don’t even think I can read! I’m nearly eighteen, for Christ's sake! How would I be in an advanced English class if I couldn’t read?”

“I don’t know, kids are stupid.”

“I know, but… you’re the first person to understand this and believe me…”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Anna won't shut up about how I can't do math, Kitty doesn't like poetry and always whines about me speaking ‘gibberish’ when I rant about it, and the rest of the school thinks I text shit like, 'dat waz fun' smiley face, winky face, kissy cat." Anne rolled her eyes. "It's just..." she pursed her lips, then looked at Cathy and gave her a small smile. "It hurts after a while, y’know. So it's extremely refreshing to finally talk to someone who appreciates writing."

"I totally get that." Cathy nodded.

"Really?" Anne stared at her as if she had two heads.

"Yeah... actually, at my last school, I was teased for reading so much," Cathy elaborated honestly. She doesn't know why, but she felt a need to tell Anne this. It was as if that Boleyn girl elicited a strong desire for Parr to talk about herself. She wanted to know all about Anne, and for Anne to know all about her.

Even if it was about her embarrassing loser past. It's not like she can escape it, only accept it and move forward.

"What the hell is wrong with this generation? That's stupid!" Anne groaned.

Well, at least Anne agreed with her about the matter.

"They called me novel nerd," Cathy bluntly stated.

"... Fucking Alliteration." Anne said after muttering what Cathy assumed was French swear words. She then pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Yeah." Cathy bitterly laughed.

"Want me to fight them for you?" Anne offered, holding her fist up and pretending to punch the air to show she was being serious.

"No, but thanks... it's just like you said earlier, it's nice just to be comfortable enough to talk about these things with someone and know that they respect it." Cathy smiled at her.

Anne lifted Catherine's hand up a bit and gently stroked it.

"Cath, I got you." The gentle action caused Cathy to blush. Anne then looked up with a spark of mischief. "Let's run away to live in a library."

Cathy couldn't help but let out an unlady-like snort. A bit embarrassing, yes. But luckily for Catherine, Anne adored it. She couldn't stop herself from adoring it even if she tried.

"Sounds like heaven." Parr grinned, finally managing to calm her laughter.

They both stared at each other for a few seconds in silence, but after those few seconds of silence, they burst into a laughing fit.

Catherine then looked up at Anne. Something caught her attention about her suggestion. The way she referred to something, or rather, herself.

"Cath, Huh?" She raised an eyebrow, looking Anne over in a teasing manner.

It's time for some playful payback.

She noticed how Anne flinched, and for a quick second, looked embarrassed, but it quickly washed away and was replaced by her usual confident expression.

"Oh, yeah. I just think it's cute and, um, it suits you. Is it alright if I call you that?" Anne asked.

Cathy couldn't stop the dorky smile that was spread across her face. Just hearing Anne give her a nickname just like how she had given one to Katherine, warmed Cathy up inside. She was growing closer to Anne each second and her interest for the girl continued to grow.

"Sure, but only if I get to call you nicknames too!" She agreed.

"Go for it, you got two slots."

Catherine pondered for a second. What should she call her?

Catherine couldn't help but giggle at the first thought to come to mind.

"Okay, first one has to be gremlin."

Anne's smile dropped and her eyebrows furrowed.

"You know what Cath? Fuck you." She huffed, a small pout was plastered on her face. Ergo, causing Cathy to burst into a giggling fit.

After a few seconds of giggling and admiring Anne's pouty face, Cathy managed to calm down.

"Okay, um... Next is.... hm."

It took Cathy a few seconds as she looked Anne up and down. She didn't actually need to check the girl out, she just wanted an excuse too.

The action, however, had caused Anne to blush.

Then it hit Cathy. Her lips quirked up at the idea for what to call the Boleyn girl. Sure, it was simple, but so was Cathy. So it’s fine. No, Parr will do one better.

It was perfect.

"Annie," Catherine said, squeezing Anne's hand and beaming at her with a warm smile.

Anne's happy expression fell after hearing that. Cathy noticed the change in expression.

"Um, is everything alright?" She asked.

"H-huh? Oh, um, yeah. It's swell." Anne nervously looked away.

Cathy stared at her worried, but Anne refused to show any sign of pain. Instead, she just gave Cathy a fake smile and avoided eye contact.

There it is again. The change in expression, the change in tone, the change in the atmosphere around her. All of these changes thickened the air and added to the mystery of Anne Boleyn.

Who was she?

Just a second ago, she was all bubbly. But with just a single name, she instantly became a timid sheep. She wore nervous, wide eyes that were surveilling the surroundings as if she was watching out for a predator, fearing for her life. However, the only other person there was Cathy.

She did that. She did this to Anne Boleyn. She doesn't know how, nor why, but she did it. An god, did it feel awful.

Cathy could only do what she thought was right at the time, to check on the girl.

With a gentle squeeze initiated by Cathy, Anne's eyes slowly looked up. Her breathing was a little heavy and her face was a calm, serious. Cathy's anxiety grew with each lurid second passing. Finally, after making it all the way up the excruciating trail, Anne's eyes met Cathy's.

For a brief second Cathy swore she saw the corner of Anne's eyes filling up with tears, and her skin was slightly paler than usual.

But it disappeared in seconds as she hastily swapped her expressions, as if she was trying to hide something. She... she was trying to hide herself.

Anne had put back on her mask, yet it was too late.

Her perfect image had already broke in front of Cathy, not that she planned on telling Anne that.

So with a heavy sigh, Cathy acknowledge that she needed to do something.

"Anne I-"

"Stop it. There's no need for that." Anne interrupted her in a cold tone, yet she still had a "smile" plastered on her face.

"Huh?" Cathy looked at her confused.

"Really Cath, I'm fine." She muttered loud enough for Cathy to hear her.

Cathy knew that wasn't the case. It most certainly wasn't the case at all. Cathy wanted to convey to Anne that she knew this, and that she wanted to help her. She wanted to stop right there, tell Anne it's okay not to be okay, perhaps even give her a hug.

But she didn't know Anne. They weren't close. Anne said it herself, they just met recently. And although Cathy was connecting with her, Anne might not be as into it. She doesn't know. Boleyn is still a mystery to her, one she has yet to uncover.

So how could she break through Anne's mask? She didn't have the right because she doesn't know her. At least, she doesn't know her yet.

"Okay. If you say so...." she reluctantly dropped the subject.

Mark Cathy's words, she'll read Anne's backstory one day. Cathy might cry, she might laugh, hell, she might not know what to think. But she knows that she'll be there for Anne when the time comes.

Until that day comes, this is all she could do for now.

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[btsandvmin]

A Vmin song? - The smiley theory

Ok, I think some of you might have already seen people talk about it, but I wanted to collect all the pieces in one place. I don’t want to get my hopes up, but looking at everything I at least have to consider the possibility of Vmin doing or releasing something on Jimin’s birthday tomorrow.

First Taehyung had a smiley drawn on his face yesterday for the concert.

It could simply be because in the Arabic alphabet there is a sign looking like a smiley ت which is pronounced as "Tae". But let me go on anyways. Because Tae also posted a tweet.

In the tweet you see he added two smileys, one upside down and one the right way.

Some people noticed it matched the smiley Jimin had, which looks to be upside down, in the photo from the video about A NEW SUPERHERO from the Army Zip Teaser.

Before we look closer at the photo I want to also just point out that in the video they mention something coming in 19.10. And also that it ends with the text “A NEW SUPERHERO ”.

I mostly bring this up because Tae also drew and pointed at the smiley for Anpanman which is about being a hero as well.

So, let’s look at the picture of Jimin more closely.

He has “You” on one arm, and “Happy song” with the smiley on his hand along with the dates 0613 - 1013. Which are BTS’s birthday and Jimin’s birthday.

This is why people now wonder if something will happen for Jimin’s birthday. But I also want to remind you of Taehyung on Weverse yesterday.

He was playing with ARMY and while doing so used his+bts’s birthday as a password.

Later on he also used Jimin’s birthday. He posted about it at exactly 10.13 korean time as well.

Meaning that Tae brought up his own birthday, but more importantly both 0613 and 1013 which we can see on Jimin’s tattoos in the photo.

Note the little markings on Jimin’s hand. They match perfectly with JK’s tattoo.

In his tattoo the A can also look like a V and you have a JM as well. Meaning you have a V and JM which are also upside down from each other, just like the smileys.

Jimin also has FINE written on his neck in the video, and going with the upside down theme we have the Save me vs I’m fine parallells BTS have been doing a lot.

So, it’s possible this is all part of a bigger concept with the BU and we will see some of these things explained in the album “Shadow”.

Going back to Tae on weverse he also drew two pictures which we were supposed to guess the meaning of.

The first picture was this one.

I think it’s possible that this is supposed to be JK. Looking at the big eyes, teeth and perhaps even bunny ears?

Why I find this interesting is because the answer to this picture was “polite hands”. Meaning that Tae could possibly want us to pay attention to JK’s hands?

The second picture Tae posted was this one.

He then posted a zoomed in picture, also telling us to look at things from a different “vantage point”. 

Possibly he could be telling us to look differently at something we have already been looking at? Or for us to look deeper? I don’t know but if they are planning something this could be encouragement to look and theorize with these specific things.

Fans then speculated if the pic could have been Jimin in Paris because of the Eiffel tower and the similarity to Jimin eating ice cream.

Then Jimin of course also showed up himself and we got some cute Vmin interactions.

Tae left only one minute after Jimin asked him to come over when he was done.

But back to the song theory and the possible clues for the next comeback. The Happy song could also be a hint as it’s possibly connected to an umbrella.

This could be another connection to the BU where we have the umbrella being used as a symbol in relation to BTS and specifically Jimin a lot. 

It’s even what Jimin receives in the Magic Shop in Fake Love.

It could be completely unrelated and other BTS members have posted about umbrellas as well, but in august Taehyung also tweeted when he was singing, and used a umbrella symbol.

So not really related to Vmin, but rather just Shadow as a whole. Maybe the two aren’t conected, but I wanted to bring up the Umbrella thing anyways, since it’s possible the clues are about the comeback and not Vmin specifically.

Still, all of these small things are just interesting and if they mean that we will get something, possibly even a Vmin song (Happy song?) on Jimin’s birthday I am honestly a bit scared.

If we get a Vmin song on Jimin’s birthday and all of these things are legit, if we can possibly add this onto the already existing Vmin song connections (which also has some connections to each of their birthdays) it will add a lot to my already huge Vmin song theories. As well as their possible hints from PERSONA.

Vmin - Scenery, Promise and song connections

Vmin - Winter Bear analysis

So, PERSONA huh

Basically I am really curious to see if we will get anything tomorrow, but I don’t want to get my hopes up too much either.

Let me know what you think. I hope you enjoyed reading this. I really wanted to post yesterday, but tumblr has been really weird and not letting me save my post or adding photos so I had to redo the post several times… T__T

Anyways, let’s wait and see what happens. :)

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[flipsideds]

“ oh, haha... ”  a default response to a very non-default situation –– a little post-show, barside rendez-vous with an older man who insists nour has been singing to directly to him the entire night. “ flirting ?  i... ”  

gentle eyes gloss over the banquet hall’s dimmed lights, bright smiles, flickering electric candles... “ . . . what’s that ? ”  and then he’s off, gin and tonic in hand. three strides and it’s already half-drained. yikes.

or, alternatively :  greetings loved ones!! my name is linc ( 21 / est / she/her ) and here is the ever so graceful, ever so unintentionally magnetic nour al-busiri! below the cut you’ll find a messy run-down. i am so excited to plot & write with all of you !!

( i’m scheduled for a tonsillectomy tomorrow so i’m gonna be so grateful for the distraction, y’all have no idea. ) 

if you want some great mood-setters for this beb’s backstory / insight into his soul, slap on some jacob collier, kevin garrett, or charlie burg ‘n let’s get cookin’ !

so this is all copy-pasted from a discord chat with devon bc i improvised nour’s entire life story over a span of... 10 minutes ?? bahaha pls enjoy i apologize in advance. ( i also put this in normal text size bc it is v long and i don’t want anyone hurting their eyes !! protect dem beautiful retinas <3 )

h i s t o r y .

his parents met in grade school in egypt, but then didn't reconnect until their masters studies crossed paths in london... immediately fell head over heels again ( had they been searching for one another in crowds since being 6-7 years old?? maybe... ). graduated top of their class, accepted job offers in london in the biopharmaceutical realm. but then. when nour was 3...

they were involved in a freak monorail accident on their way back from a science conference in amsterdam. the babysitter paid 80 quid to watch the kids for two nights became their sole protector in this world. british authorities had trouble contacting other kin, but managed to reach mr. al-busiri's mother, rashida, who was still living in dahab with her second husband, zaim.

the al-busiri's came from old money. so off nour goes ( and potentially his older bro if i decide he exists... potential wc with a rami malek fc tbh ) to live in the city which, unbeknownst to him, sparked his parents' storybook love.

so nour grows up in this like... picturesque seaside childhood. collects shells. bonds with his grandmother and her husband. they encourage him with school, etc. but he quickly shows that he excels at maths and... music? wow. that's unexpected. gets his first piano at 5. first guitar at 6. by 8 1/2, he's managed to hodge-podge together a little recording studio for himself in his bedroom, and he's constantly serenading his friends at school.

( death tw / illness tw ) then comes zaim's stroke. he lives for four months after, but he loses his ability to speak. his motor skills deteriorate. nour and his grandmother do their best to tend to him –– she's already about 40% down the macular degeneration path, but hasn't told him yet that her vision's going. so 10 y/o nour does what he does best: unconditional love and support, delivered through the gift of song. zaim dies after requesting his favorite song: 'blackbird' by the beatles, sung in verses alternating from english to arabic.

after,  it's just nour and rashida against the world ( maybe his brother too bergorghre if i decide he's a thing ) . rashida's forced to come clean about her vision the day she can't for the life of her find the bloody pen she just put down so she can finish signing off on nour's choir trip permission slip. ( it's right next to her, to her left, just out of her closing field of vision. ) things progress more rapidly after that. by the time nour's 16, his grandmother is legally blind. it's not an uncommon sight to see him at the markets or strolling along the beach with her on his arm. she refuses canes as long as nour's around. ( “ don't rob me of my youth, nuri-nuri [ my light ] ”  )

despite her growing dependency on him, she encourages him to apply to unis all over the globe. by the time college apps roll around, nour is somewhat of a local household name: he plays summer concerts, coffee shops, and is even asked to play at his teacher's wedding ceremony –– and his neighbor's cat funeral.

acceptances roll in. julliard. berkeley. chicago school of music. he chooses chicago, because there's someone there. someone he connected with online a few years back, a friend, but... could turn into something more. this hopeless romantic heedlessly ventures off to find out if this boy in chicago might... be someone. something more.

spoiler alert: he gets to chicago, starts music school. and each meet-up they set? gets pushed. sometimes it's traffic. a cold. transit trouble. can't get work off, sorry. things with ma are really tough. the excuses kept coming but... nour's naive. he believes every word. but in his second year of uni, things....... start getting suspicious. by chance, he spots this man in the window of a coffee shop downtown. overjoyed, he texts as much. but ... messages go read and unanswered. phone calls dwindle.

his music suffers. so does his muse. so much so that he's tempted to drop out, to throw in the towel, to just...... go back home. he speaks with his grandmother each day on the phone. she's doing well, stop worrying, nuri-nuri, your uncle is taking good care of me. nour goes on dates. thinks about chicago boy. thinks about him a lot.

he's 20 when it happens. sat on a stage in a little dive bar, tuning his acoustic guitar for an opening number, and there. those eyes. he knows them.

they talk after the show, in the alley. share a cigarette. and it's almost like... maybe things are finally clicking. maybe this is finally their shot.

except chicago boy ( neil ) says they have to stop talking. that he had to just... see nour for himself. see that he's real. hear him sing, and... move on. nour doesn't buy it. pushes back. asks why the hell neil'd come out now only to slink back to the shadows. things get heated. neil yells. and the men... the men who hear and come running ?  they think nour is the cause of it all.

( hate crime tw, violence tw )  how many kicks does it take to break to the center of a broken heart ? twelve. how many broken ribs does it take to immobilize a probably terrorist, dude ? four. shattered wrist. snapped ankle. broken arm. cracked skull. and neil scuttles off like nour's bad meat. bad blood. like he asked for this. 

chicago school of music receives a call from weiss memorial three days later.

nour never gets his degree. he breaks his apartment lease. flies home after he heals, spends a year with his grandmother and uncle. just... creating. writing, playing, trying to fill that void with something. but then things with his uncle get heated. he wants to put his own mother in a home, sell the estate, pocket the cash. nour fights it, but he's got no legal bearing.

the nursing home concept never takes hold, though, because his grandmother's still sharp as shit and refuses to sign anything nour doesn't read first. eventually the uncle grows tired of fighting and stops trying, just... slinks back to his husband and keeps his mouth shut. nour's grandmother pressures him to go back to chicago, make that city wish he never left. take back his own story. together they work to find a live-in aide they trust. freshly 22, nour ventures back to the city that broke him.

he finds cheap housing, a gig. the malnati, seems legit. good money. good exposure. and then he meets @ryderxmms​ –– they form one night stand. when not scheduled for malnati banquets, you can find nour providing vocals ( and occasional keys ) in the dive bars / parties the band lands gigs at.

g e n e r a l .

nour creates like food and drink don’t exist, sunlight is an illusion, and all the human body needs for sustenance is sound. he can find his way around just about any instrument under the sun, but his main poisons are piano, acoustic guitar, and digital recording tools –– think jacob collier and you’re right on the money.

actually, i’m stealing a lot of jacob collier discography and pegging it as his creations. this kid’s got an experimental sound and loves it.

he grew up speaking english and arabic equally, but because he learned english in london and then continued in egypt, he does have a mild brit-arab accent. it’s v cute, i promise.

looks like he’d be a total lothario, yeah ?? but. he’s so shy ?  so sweet ?  get him on a stage and he’s shameless but plop him in a bar and eye him up and he’ll honestly just smile nervously and pretend you’re looking at someone else.

love languages : singing to his succulents and plants before his 5am morning runs. facetime calls at times least convenient for him, but most convenient for you. little notes written on napkins, smiley face doodles included. candy bars. lingering a little longer in doorways after saying hello, just to see you smile.

he’s got major water sign vibes. birthday comin’ up in march, woot woot !!

he often wears very simple statement pieces. he likes rings, crystal pendants, leather bracelets. soft tees layered with embroidered jackets, metallic blazers. somehow he pulls off mixed media and crazy prints that should never go together ?  he just... is so easy breezy.

he often wears his hair wild ‘n curly, unless the gig he’s got mandates a more streamlined look. 

falls in love.... 14 times a day ??  really.

has a scar across his left temple from the incident with neil. will probably write it off as a bike riding accident. ( he doesn’t know how to ride a bike. )

don’t let him cook ever, okay ??  unless you want him to literally do this.

pls come at me for all the plots ?  i’m so open for all the things !!!  y’all got me on discord, so feel free to slide on into my dms. i promise i will be so thrilled <3

#intro. #☼ –– gimme that afterglow ! inspo.

[jess-the-vampire]

Sky And The Forces Of The Multiverse, Chapter 28

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Landon was waiting for judas when he left through the door, almost scaring him as he approached, he didn't entirely seem pleased about his father and judas interrupting his plea to have his crush over, nor did he all that much about not even being able to talk to judas as a result of that situation but fine, at least it was over with. Judas did give him an apologetic look for the situation though, trying to comfort his brother with a hand on his shoulder, trying to be more conscious about hurting landon due to stuff like this, Landon didn't bring the matter up though, grumbling and turning his head. "Dad tell you anything interesting?". "Well, i think we might have some new chores over the next few weeks if you consider that interesting...", he was partly joking but he did basically sign the family up to clean his father's wizard room for a good while, and it sure would take a good while, even with magic. "But no, dad....he wanted to talk to me more about...my arm and that kinda stuff. But I'll get into more of it later if you want to know, I personally wanted to ask about what you wanted to talk to me about and then maybe...we could hang out?". "You and me...hang out?".

"Landon we're brothers, i don't think it's too uncommon for brothers to hang out...". "Well uh.....", he crossed his arms and turned his head, "It's more like you don't really hang out with me and mason like you hang out with sky....Like i get you see us all the time, but we don't "Hang Out" like you "Hang Out" with skyler." He wasn't entirely wrong, usually when he did hang out with his brothers it stemmed from a family thing then them actually choosing to spend a ton of quality time together as brothers, but judas still persisted on this. "Well, this time i'm asking for both of us to hang out together, and you can tell me about...whatever it is you need to tell me...", landon didn't really protest as judas led them to keep going, passing through the dark hallways of the underworld castle and trying to talk to each other. You'd think them being brothers would make it easier to speak to each other but it didn't in a lot of ways, somehow it felt easier for judas to tell sky everything going on with him then landon and he wasn't sure  if it was a matter of their dynamic or personalities. Could've been both as landon tried to speak through the awkward silence. "Judas...so...look, me and celeste found something and we kinda think there's someone we need to question but i'm not sure how you're gonna respond to it so it's a little weird...", how was he supposed to tell judas his best friend could've been responsible? Or that she had powers she may not of told him about? Judas would never believe that about her and he knew that, even he really wasn't sure about sky doing anything since literally everyone knew she wasn't an amazing magic user of manipulator to find some way to be behind this. But still, if she knew she had this kinda power, she needed to tell everyone, right? "It has something to do with sky right?". Oh "how'd you-?". "If it's gonna be something you were worried about telling me, it had to be about someone close...and if it had been about our parents or mason, you'd have no reason to not have said it in sky's presence.". Guess when you put it that way,it was more obvious what was going on then it seemed, "Landon, we know sky's under suspicion by the high commission for being responsible for a lot of the things going on, we're trying to keep her out of most of these dangerous missions for a reason, if she gets caught at the scene of the crime she's in danger...". "But you still took her to save nora...". "That was a more desperate situation, we needed more help and sunny and galexia had to stay back to keep our parents busy, not to mention you and celeste were gone...", he kept him close as he watched out for listeners, "I'm just worried whatever you found is either faulty evidence used against sky to frame her or-". Landon quickly shoved the paper into his hands, silencing him, "Sky's wand, how much do you kinda know about that thing personally?". "W-what?" "Dude, luna wanted to look at sky's wand when she tried to team up against you, we found that page and we think we know why she wanted a closer look, apparently that wand as a very odd opal attached to it...can see other realities?". Judas's reaction as as expected, as in, looking entirely confused and outright non-believing. "Uh....wait...are you indeed claiming that sky....has a gem, that allows her to peak into other dimensions, hence saying she's responsible for everyone being here like she said she wasn't?". "Do i need to repeat it?". "Dude that's....a pretty wild claim...", he sounded a little caught off guard, his voice oddly cracking during his response, "I mean....sky being able to peak into other dimensions with her wand? She had a hard time doing a cloudy ride spell not even all that long ago, she kept summoning her mom's...sky's just not that supremely powerful to send them all here even if she wanted to, she still needs more magic practice for somethign crazy like that....besides i'm her best friend, i'd know this if it were true...". "Celeste translated this for me, look at it, it's sky's page! I'm not making this up judas, sky's wand is weird and she's not telling you for some reason...i don't want her to be in trouble as much as you...but it's like.....weird isn't it?". Well, he couldn't deny that, that was for sure, sky was pretty open to him about a lot of this stuff, she wasn't the type to not tell him something like this. Him looking over the paper and trying to rack his brain about it. "Maybe we should ask sky if she actually wrote this..". "What?". "C'mon landon, it's not rocket science, I should talk to sky about her page, the page you found.....we should get confirmation from her if she wrote in this book all this stuff about her gemstone. You finding this random page in the woods that looks like a page from her book needs a little more proof behind it before we start getting the pitchforks ready on her?", the younger brother rolled his eyes, "We didn't find it in the woods, fae did and we saw her drop it....somewhere and besides...celeste thought it was kinda legit..". "That's not enough...". landon shot a look to judas that could kill, "What do you mean it's not enough? Like i might not have a book of spells but it looks like a page from it! and a fellow princess confirmed it!". "I mean, anyone with knowledge of the low mewman language could've written this in her book, torn out the page, and left it out there to trick someone....we should talk to sky ourselves before we start really pointing any fingers." The pink boy didn't argue with him on that, not like he really could anyway, there really wasn't any evidence that sky had been the one who had written this for sure in this page. They did just find it without so much as thinking someone who wasn't sky could've written in it. "Look i don't want her to be behind anything...I'm just....I don't like the implication....she's your friend and like....if this is true it's super freaky and ugh...there just has to be a reason luna wanted to see sky's and and if this is not it then i don't know what is!", if judas asked if landon thought sky was bad enough to keep this from him, he'd say no, the situation just unfortunately left him wondering if maybe sky was more secretive to judas then he thought, they were close....almost perfectly close...sky didn't typically keep secrets from judas if any. And this was a big thing to not be telling everyone, especially if it was the keep to solving their problem in the first place. "I'll talk to her about it later landon, we'll see what's really going on...", Judas tried to reassure his younger brother, though landon couldn't help but wonder if judas was left a little suspicious or conflicted or was seriously loyal to his friend on the matter, though whichever way he was feeling....landon was not feeling better about this at all. "Yeah but what if-". "We'll see later..". Judas sounded particularly dismissive about the idea of sky being up to anything, well, it's not like it wasn't expected since landon was basically accusing his best friend of being at fault, whether knowingly or not. Though it did leave landon a little annoyed. " Let's go get some ice cream...I think right now i need a break...", he walked a little faster and landon had to hurry to catch up with his older brother, taking note of jude's less then smiley personality right now. Landon tended to be the grumpy brother of the group, well, usually the grumpiest person in general of their family. It was considered sorta a normal thing, being angry, but theses days the grumpiest were landon and tom occasionally, their dad. Well, even their grandparents could get mad but they were usually very loving people who were very protective and wanted to help in their own way, the family wasn't entirely used to anger coming from Judas more then anyone. Yeah he had an arm that was considered the equivalent of a ticking time bomb attached to him and that made everyone afraid of him, but judas had a prime focus on never wanting to hurt anyone. He didn't like the idea of making someone cry, or get hurt, in fact he had a fear of it since he was little since everyone made him afraid of himself. Landon kinda wanted to be mad at him for not being more suspicious of sky but then again he'd be pissed if judas accused bernard of this so he might do better to back off before he made things worse until they had better proof. Judas usually tried to be a positive person, so when he was upset, he was upset. The boy put his hands in his pockets and was quiet as the two continued, landon grumbling to himself before trying to ease up the tension and spouting something under his breath before he could even consider what he was saying fullly. "I think I'm starting to like bernard...more...", judas's ears pricked up as he looked over to his younger brother, "Wait...what was that?". Landon blushed and grumbled, well he had to do it now, and spouted it out a little louder this time. "I think I have a crush on bernard....". The older demon's eyes lit up in realization, "Oh....OH, wow wait really? You serious?". Landon felt like hiding all of a sudden and almost tried to make a run for it when judas took ahold of his arm, a smug smirk on his face now, "Good for you, I knew it...". Landon felt redder then red,"Look, just....we don't get to see each other in person as much and I want him to come over and look....maybe you could....convince our parents into doing it sooner then later?". This was more humiliating then it had played out in his head, there was a reason he kept his tail hidden, it exposed how he felt too much in every situation. He knew full well if it were exposed now it'd be trapped between his legs and only making him look more pathetic right now as he tried to explain his plight. "I just want to be able to hang out with him down here....or...let you guys get to know him more, well...without mason trying to set us up hopefully..". Judas patted his back, "That sounds great....uh....sorry about mason, I kinda was the one who egged him on to that.....sorry. BUT in my defense i was trying to keep him from finding out any....stuff he still shouldn't know about, though i am sorry.". Landon shrugged him off and sighed, "Whatever, just don't do it when he's here...if my parents and grandparents start setting up dates for us i'm gonna be utterly humiliated and I can't handle that right now...". "Eh...i know the feeling actually...". "Anyways....look....it's really important to me and you're better with our parents so...". Judas suddenly felt a little worse, geez landon really did see him this way didn't he? He reached out to comfort his brother but landon shrugged off the action, "I just want your help, it would mean a lot to me if you could help me...get more time with him.". Judas got it, reassuring him, "I'll give it a shot, y'know, we were mostly teasing you about having a crush on him, uh...sorry if that was weird considering you sorta ended up kinda liking him...". "No it's....it's fine....i mean we all relentlessly made fun of you for crushing on sky...". "Yeah, when i was 6! And had a crush on anyone my age willing to talk to me..."., judas still seemed slightly embarrassed by that judging by his blushy face and hand rubbing his shoulders in anxiety, "When you're a small child who doesn't have a lot of friends and not a lot of people understand you...it was easy at the time for me to feel that way before I got older and did some growing up. I was really young and naive, you're not and if you really feel that way then I'm sorry if it was a little too much....I know i can kinda hurt people when I tease sometimes..". "Still.....but whatever...". "Yeah but....we shouldn't have been teasing you so much about it, so...yeah I'm sorry about that. But hey....I think it's great you've found someone you really like, You thinking about asking him out properly?". Landon just shrugged as he tried to reduce the redness as much as possible, "I dunno, i don't want to make things awkward, not to mention he's my only real friend so if i lose him....well it'll kinda feel like i caused myself to lose the only real friend i had...I mean, yeah i hang out with sky and such kinda...but it's not the same, they're your friends judas...not mine...". "You should probably be honest with him at some point though, i mean, what if he does feel the same way about you and you're both trying to avoid saying it to not ruin your friendship? Imagine him saying something similar to melaine right now....", it was wishful thinking of course, it's not like judas knew the human as well as landon did and honestly melaine's response was more likely to be worried that bernard had been possessed by a demon curse then be playing matchmaker....but it was a nice thought. "Right now i just want to see him in person, and as far as i know, earth magic doesn't allow him to teleport here like we can do....". "Well...I'll give it my best shot.....we gotta get my lil bro a date!", landon groaned as judas tagged him along, "C'mon, it's ice cream time!". The two boys heading off further along the castle, a mewman girl with a giant card chasing after them from behind. "Galexia?", they turned around and stopped in their tracks as she approached them with a skid, her long brown hair probably dirty from all the things she most likely ran into on her way over to find the boys in the first place. Even with a giant card practically making it hard to see her face it was fairly easy to tell the tall girl running down the corridors was the green-eyed princess, honesty judas was more surprised she didn't pop up next to him out of nowhere. She shoved the card into their hands before they could even say much else and markers as well, "Sign! Get well card!". Landon glared at Judas and he just gave him an awkward smile. "I'll try in get you a chance in the next few days, promise...", Landon sighed and nodded, "Fine....just...tell me what Sky says when you eventually ask her...ok?". Judas went silent but left a nod as he attended to galexia's current request, Landon was just going to have to trust him on this situation, he didn't really have much of a choice considering judas was sky's closest friend, though he just hoped his brother's emotional status wouldn't get worse over this. They got ice cream shortly later and even though judas was in better spirits as he enjoyed his mint chocolate chip sundae, landon chose not to speak anymore of sky as he took small bites of his cookies and cream, the two talking more about other matters till they parted ways. Sky was always a sensitive subject for the guy since he was so protective over his best friend and landon just hoped for everyone's sake judas's protectiveness didn't lead to anymore issues down the line. Last thing they needed was to be at each other's throats more then anything. - Some time passed for the next few days, and sky's attention had diverted from luna to focusing a little more on angel then she would've liked. She was still very suspicious of luna, and deeply uncomfortable with her knowing what she did and her powers, but with all the fingers pointing to angel right now she was definitely missing something on his end. Whether guilt or innocent, there was still something fishy about her and his people these days and getting it out of him wasn't going to be easy. The direct approach, was probably a bad idea considering there was a high chance of ruining whatever good graces their relationship had had recently. So the most likely way was to just act like nothing was wrong and keep an eye on him as they hung out, though at least she didn't have to do it alone. Her best candidates to help, were judas, sunny and nora and that seemed fine enough. Though nora was still processing the whole "Multiple dimensions" thing, her research into angel's species was a good way to get some insight onto him and the situation. Sunny of course said she did this all the time back home, befriending monsters and keeping company. Judas told sky sunny was a sweetheart, but she was clever and a little scary sometimes, especially since she was more powerful then she looked. As long as Sunny stayed friendly and didn't end up stabbing the prince with her tail knife, hopefully things would be easier from then onwards. Sunny seemed more then happy though to help out, though angel seemed less fond of her bubbly personality in comparison to the others. Probably with no intention to be rude, but he seemed to get along better with people who weren't as "out there". Judas seemed to be the person he was the most comfortable with next to sky, and that was fair, he knew judas for longer and he and judas had always had a more respectful relationship between them. Sunny and Nora were cool but judas seemed to make angel feel more relaxed since he knew him better and well, Judas seemed to usually get along with anyone who didn't antagonize him right off the bat. Judas told sky that angel was mostly about as strange as he usually was though, and if he did have anything to hide, he had become very good at lying recently. Judas himself had been wanting to speak to Sky on something recently but Sky had the feeling her clear stress made him shift his entire focus on Angel for her sake. If Judas was shifting his focus so heavily to help Sky deal with something that was bothering her tremendously, she must've been pretty bothered by it. He already spent a few nights reassuring her and trying his best to relax her with hot chocolate or offers for game nights just to offer her a break for a few minutes. Maybe Sky was being too paranoid about angel, but it was hard for her to help it either. She'd spent a long time dealing with this boy and they seemed to finally be getting along for better and now she was forced to re-question everything once again that she had known about him. Then again, angel has never been clever enough to hide this much from her in the past, she was getting a headache from this, it was getting to be too much to deal with. Which had probably been why she called melaine tonight to get a break, and to vent to someone else and get another opinion. "I dunno mel, what if he does turn out bad....am I being too paranoid?". On the other end of the line she could hear the earth girl scrambling around her very messy room, though considering she should be asleep at this hour, sky wondered if her mom was lying awake right now. "Oh no no, in  a lot of stories i read the heroes get paranoid when their turned good team member's past comes back to haunt them...like they'll become evil again! But then sometimes, it's usually not the case at all!". Sky was looking up at the ceiling and her face twisted, "Well angel wasn't really evil..so...". "Spiders aren't usually the good guys though? They're a primal fear for most humans, the many eyes, the pincers...all the hair...". "This is the same thing you said about judas when you first met him, you were all like 'Demons are bad guys cause they steal your souls and make deals and all that'!' Y'know all your earth books and shows and movies don't always depict the truth. I mean, I know earth isn't entirely used to monsters...but c'mon mel, you're judging them too hard. Maybe like, you need to watch more stuff with monsters as the good guys, like angel's species doesn't drink blood, judas doesn't regularly eat humans, you gotta let it go mel...". "But didn't you-?". "Didn't I what-?" "You liked to talk about spider boy being a pain all the time.". She wasn't wrong, even as much as Sky wished she was, since Judas usually had never really approved of Sky fussing about the prince, she had usually done it with melaine, telling her about how how frustrating the boy had been. The stupid plans he did, the destruction he caused from whatever fight. Sky almost spent every night after ranting to melaine about Angel, It was something she'd grown a little too used to especially since her mom wouldn't listen much to it, her other mom found it more amusing then anything, and judas would lecture her on the matter. No wonder Angel and her had issues. Sky felt her throat welt up, trying to soften the matter, "Well yeah, in the past, and maybe it was stupid, but right now i just kinda wanna move past it....at this point it's gonna do us more harm kinda biting at each other...". "But still you kinda-". "Mel c'mon....i want all my friends to get along here and you're making it difficult with all your talk about what monsters and demons and all kinda of stuff do, like c'mon....i don't live in a spaceship and i don't probe people. You gotta let it go for them like you do me...like i love hearing your cool theories and stuff but this stuff is kinda like....rude.. and maybe i was being rude too with angel and everything...I was just...mad about being forced to...deal with him because of my mom....". Melaine was still running around on her end judging by the sounds of papers being throw around and sky bit her lip. "Melanie?" "Yeah?". "Mel, you're really cool, it's just....like....you don't know mewni very well, it's just a lot different then what you're used to thinking it is. And like i really need to be able to talk about this without all the bias against them, It would just mean a lot to me ok?" Mel hummed on the other end, and sky sighed again, maybe she needed to speak mel's language to get through to her. "You're like one of the people in stories who y'know...gets lost in them too much that they don't notice the truth or consider what they're used to might be wrong...", sky wasn't familiar with tropes like she was but that had to be one right? "Oh..."., she felt relieved knowing she finally got to her, though at the same time she almost felt responsible for her past issues with angel and anything else she might've said before to melaine on a rather bad day. She was supposed to be queen and she was talking heck about all these people to her friends. A little bit of time passed and Sky sighed to herself, she had really been kinda a pain before hadn't she? She rubbed her face and pinched her nose as she spoke. "I mean, it's partially my fault, i guess i don't really y'know, help you learn much about mewni? Maybe I really should get you involved more with mewni stuff...", she could practically see melaine's eyes lighting up on the other side of the screen, even if she couldn't actually see her. "REALLY?!", and sky smirked, and rolled over on her side, "Well, yeah yeah....I think it owe it to you to explain mewni a little better...so you and judas can get along...all that stuff...". Melaine squealed on the her end and sky worried it'd wake someone up at this late in the hour. "Yeah, it'll be cool, just...be careful what you say...ok?". "Ok!". Sky wasn't sure how much to believe her, but she could worry about it later. "Anyways...I just....ugh i'm worried....I feel like i'm being paranoid...and i don't want to be wrong or right and...ugh.". She shoved the pillow over her face, "I can't believe i'm getting worked up and frustrated over ANGEL of all people...but right now i need allies and people i can really trust and with loki under a spell for who knows how long that makes things way scarier. Me and Judas had a suspicion that maybe angel was under her control and....". Her eyes widened. "Under her control.....and now she seems to have some possible connection to their kingdom...possible vendetta against the butterfly kingdom and me, lucitor kingdom, and spiderbite kingdom...magic user...." She bit her lip as she grabbed her compact, "Mel, i'll get back to you, start working on some theories, lemme know if you come up with any good ones and uh...say hi to your mom for me, we'll find a time to meet up soon ok!". Melaine squealed on the other end as sky immediately went to texting judas. He might not see it till morning, but she had to send him a message, quickly. It was an assumption, and who knows if she was right for sure, but it was there and it couldn't go away. Chills running down the girl's spine as she typed in the dark room. Sky: Hey Jude... Sky: How do you feel about Angel's mother being our masked foe? - "Landon sweetie, you need to relax....", marco watched landon run around in circles in his room, worrying, "How can i relax? Bernard is coming over tonight! I didn't really expert him to be allowed over so soon and now i'm not sure what to wear or what to say or...ugh...". Marco smiled, sitting on the bed and sighing, "For the record, me and judas both convinced your father to do this today, it wasn't easy, but he softened pretty quick...he had a hard time with friends in the past, so i think he was more forgiving despite everything...". "I know but-.". "Landon, he's going to love you, it'll be fine....you guys had a great time at the sleepover right? Don't treat it much differently then that! He's gonna meet up with the rest of us for dinner and you'll both hang out, it'll be just fine....". Landon didn't feel so sure though, staring as his violin as if were something rotten, "I wanted him over and now i'm worried he's not gonna like it, what was it like with dad? Was it weird? Cause you guys seem...really happy these days...". "Well, your dad and i didn't really get off to a good start, our first technical date was even a set up for his anger issues, but things did improve and we ended up getting along just fine. Trust me, you can't get as bad as we did at the beginning, you'll be just fine...". Landon stopped his pacing and took a deep breath, "I know you guys keep reassuring me but it's still scary...just promise me dinner doesn't get weird....? And by that i mean...don't start asking if we're dating and stuff like that...". "Oh trust us, we'll try....though might wanna keep a careful eye on your grandparents just to be safe.". Ugh, of course. "They did that when you were together?". "Something like that...let's just say granny gushed a little too much how much i meant to tom and how much we cared about each other, i swear she was planning our wedding long before we even dated!". Oh geez, that sounded like a mess, if he could avoid that, then he'd sure try to. Bernard and him were just friends right now, and nothing could be worse then his family trying to make that humiliating for them both, marco reassured him as he tried to clean his already pretty neat room. Boy he was getting too worked up over this. He felt the queen put a hand on his should and move him away, "C'mon...maybe we instead should focus our priorities elsewhere...? let's go make sure dinner is ready, bernard doesn't have any allergies right?", landon was dragged away , out of his room and down the hall as he thought over their conversations. "No but he does say his folks are like...health conscious? He says they really focus on calories and food products and all that and it's hard for him to even just eat a bag of chips sometimes...". "Protective parents huh?". "He talks about them a lot....so I guess it feels that way...". "You think we're too protective over you boys?" "Well...I mean, i dunno....aren't all parents kind protective most of the time?", which resulted in a shrug from the human, "I mean, every parent is different, just like every child is different, some parents don't want to risk putting their child in danger, some want them to make choices for themselves. Bernard's folks may just raise him a lot differently then we tend to do. Now the true matter is if we should feed him like they tend to do so out of respect or-". "No no no, trust me, bernard is looking forward to eating something else today....TRUST ME.", marco smirked, "Alright alright, just be wary as a parent if anything happens, his parents are gonna blame me.". Landon was wary, he was just hoping it would never come to that point as they reached the kitchens. They were making a classic, spaghetti and meatballs, luckily without any trace of obscure demon food this time, though landon was still on the fence if bernard would eat normal demon food or not. Marco seemed pretty happy, looking over the garlic bread being served along with regular salad, the demons in the kitchen didn't seem too pleased making food that wasn't native to their culture but they could live with it for a day. Seeing the food seemed to ease landon's worries as marco asked to have the food tested just to be safe and they continued on their walk, landon checking his compact often. "I have to pick him up myself, so I...just want to wait till he tells me he's ready..". "It's going to be ok landon...breathe...". He took a deep breath, is this how his dad felt most of the time with work and his anger issues? It probably was, being so over stressed and almost at the brink of blowing up all the time that he needed to take constant breathers. Usually his mom was with him to help make sure he calmed down, the king almost preferred it, since marco was very good with helping him through it. Geez if he was this stressed all the time landon was glad for once he wasn't going to be king. He messed with the strap of his violin case and stood close to his mom, staring at the floor, "I wanna do right by him, i can't help it...I'm not trying to panic so much, i just want to impress him and stuff with our family and everything....i guess i'm jut not used to people coming over..". Marco ran their fingers through their son's hair, trying to comfort them as they walked along portraits of other royal demons, "It's ok to be nervous, but i promise we'll try not to embarrass you so much.". "So much?". "Can't promise you we won't embarrass you at all, though don't worry, we won't bring out any baby photos today.."., he knew his mom was being silly and teasing him but right now it was hard to laugh at the idea, baby photos always looked corny to show off to a crush, especially when you lacked a ton of confidence already. Marco seemed to notice landon's feelings, kissing his cheek and sighing, "You know i got your back mijo, if something happens just let me know..". 'Yeah i know....". Marco tugged them close and placed their other hand on their hips, looking around at the demon portraits and reminiscing, "I know it's a little rough dealing with your feelings right now, but give it time, you'll figure out when you want to talk to him about it soon enough. For now, just get fully comfortable being best friends, it took awhile for me and tom to start dating, so don't rush into it...right now, this is all about getting to spend time in person and having fun and everyone's excited to see him!". "I dunno if i'd really ever be able to confess honestly...". "You will, when you're ready, but not tonight....let's just make tonight fun and stress-free. I think we all needed something like this". "I guess i've just never had a crush before...", landon huffed, trying to fix his hair to the best of his ability, "I Guess it's just weird to like your friend like that.....like maybe it's too soon to think of him that way? Maybe it'll make things....worse between us...i don't want to stop being friends with him".  The human kissed the demon's forehead, nuzzling it, "Crushes aren't easy things to deal with...I should know, but it's perfectly normal to feel like this with someone you really connect with....don't be ashamed to like him...". "He's just cool and nice and i'm being weird....", the queen seemed to find it amusing, "You're just nervous, it's ok, your a handsome young man and you're gonna do great. Just be a good friends to him for now and you can figure out the confusing feelings part later....right now, your one of his closest friends and he's one of yours....just have each other's backs...ok?". Marco was just doing their best as they usually did, and sometimes with landon's downer mind they needed to reassure him over and over, landon just hoped tonight went well and he could fully push his problems to the back of his mind. Then his mother left out a laugh, "Ah, you two remind me of me and your father...a demon hybrid and a human, i think if our relationship can make it despite everything we've been put through, i think you two no matter what will do just fine...". Landon would've had a retort but just then his compact buzzed and he knew what that meant. "I better go get him...i'll be back in an instant...", he was pulled into a tight hug, landon sighing into the embrace before his mom kissed his forehead and landon teleported off. At least it wasn't hard to find bernard's house, moving across from his grandparent's place saved him from needing to remember the address to the exact, though he just hoped his grandparents weren't outside painting or anything, because if they spotted him he was going to have more problems to worry about. Though seems he was lucky this time around, approaching a simple blue home, white fence, and seemingly well kept garden. Bernard mentioned at one point his folks liked to grow their own food though not much seemed to be growing so far, then again bernard never said they were experts at gardening either. Bernard seemed about as eager to get out of the house as landon had been to see him again, trying to struggle out of his mother's arms to head out and meet him. Landon had seen Bernard's parents before when Bernard first moved here and through pictures bernard sent on his phone. Though Landon wasn't sure how well his parents knew him, he'd yet to be over their home yet and honestly his appearance could vary in reactions. Though it almost seemed like earth just didn't care about him having three eyes and horns at all in most cases, he'd had a few incidents of scaring kids before, which of course were on accident but yeah....he wondered what bernard's parents thought. If Bernard hadn't told landon already he was adopted, landon might've found the complete differences between him and his parents jarring, but honestly considering landon himself was born out of magic, being adopted was really not strange despite how bernard made it out at times as he almost had a weird urge to explain it to everyone the second they saw him in comparison to his mom and dad. Landon couldn't help but feel Bernard had been embarrassed by it in the past and that's why it made him so anxious, thought honestly landon felt he had been bullied for worse, and he was royalty. Guess it wasn't fair to judge, but Bernard was too cool in his mind that people picking on him so something as small as being adopted just seemed dumb. Bernard seemed reassured landon didn't care so much though, kinda like how landon was reassured bernard seemed to care less about landon being plain compared to his brothers. It kinda felt nice to have someone to trust like that. Despite all the nonsense going round the two were texting vigorously, talking about their days, terrible moments, exchanging favorite songs or movies. This was probably how Sky felt with melaine the more he thought about it, not being the friend you hang out with 24/7 but the friend you always contact and check up on and get to know through hours of fun communication and calls and video chats. A lot of people were too nervous to talk to their crush and landon knew his favorite colors, celebrities, and was the person he seemed to most confide in when he was grumbling about his family or dealing with echo creek high school. Bernard adjusted his vest and t-shirt and tried to fix his hair as he stuffed some things into his pockets, smiling at the sight of the prince and crossing his arms, "It's good to see you in person again, almost thought your super magic would transfer me through the phone...".  Landon snorted, "Har har...trying to have you come over was just a pain, you're not mad right?". Of course he wasn't mad but he still wanted to ask just to make sure of it. "I'd be mad your family is struggling and are worried for my safety? It's pretty reasonable....you're my personal bodyguard right?". "Well, as long as you don't go out and do anything stupid i won't have to be...". He smiled. Landon felt red as he hoped his already pink skin would hide it a little better, the guy just had a nice smile, and he got way too worked up about it. "So yeah, just don't wander off, don't eat anything we haven't tested already for anything dangerous, don't go outside the castle cause we live on a cliff thing surrounded by lava and you'll die in that kinda heat, and if you need to go somewhere and get something you'll need me to come with you...or one of my parents....maybe judas too...". The human seemed to get it ok, which put him at ease for tonight more. Landon took out his hand and the boy happy took it and held tightly. They teleported back immediately and bernard took a second to get himself together as he looked over the castle halls of the underworld once again, "Y'know, sometimes i have a hard time believing i'm in another dimension...underground...". He was still impressed, so that was a good sign. "Gotta admit though, doesn't it suck to not get snow? Do you guys have a hard time telling when it's dark out or not?". Landon as an answer, redirected him to the nearest window, only adding to his confusion as he saw a purple...sky? "Uh...wait...what?". "We have a sorta magical simulation of a sky, it's not real...but it exists.... "Huh.." "I mean it's more exciting then staring at stalagmites and stone, it even changes depends on the weather....it rains lava down here, so stay close to me if you plan on ever going out, you're not exactly fire proof.". Bernard seemed amused though and impressed, "Don't worry, I wouldn't want to go around out there without you anyway, wouldn't be nearly as fun...". Landon felt a sigh of relief, bernard seemed pretty causal, it was going pretty well so far. "My family is royalty but trust me, they're rarely that formal or anything, well I mean they can be but usually they aren't or anything...". Bernard left the window and put his hands in his pockets, walking side by side with his friend as they strolled the halls together, gaining eyes from passing demons and monsters. "I have a few tricks i wanna show off to them if that's ok? I've been practicing card tricks and I've even gotten better at uh...you know what..", he winked and landon snorted. "I'm not sure that's a good idea to be doing at dinner of all places...". "Maybe not, but i think they'll think it'll be cool! I've been practicing and I get it back out at least 70% of the time now! Which is much better then It used to be", he seemed so proud of it, smiling heavily and making landon smile in return, "Well, that's good! I mean....good for you and all that...doesn't that hurt though?". The human shrugged, "It takes a lot of practice to get the hang of it, my parents don't exactly approve honestly of it, which isn't a surprise but...yeah...". "I mean, don't magicians always say 'Don't try this at home?'" with the kinda stuff you're trying?". "Well i mean, how do people learn to do this if they don't try in the first place?". "Just don't die on me bernard...". "Promise, cross my heart, I won't get myself killed...". It was so much nicer to talk to him in person then just in text and just from calls, Bernard had a soothing voice and it almost contrasted his strange appearance. All his piercings, even a stud in his tongue, his multicolored hair, a vest. Though honestly it made landon feel normal by comparison, everyone always said he looked like a punk and he played something as formal as violin which seemed unfitting for his appearance. They were a couple of oddballs it seemed liked. "How's school back on earth anyway? Still lame?", the demon said with a tint of laughter, trying to make the human laugh. He seemed delighted to earth a smug grin in response as the human droned on, "Could be worse, but don't worry, mel seems to keep my life pretty eventful. She likes to drag me out to her investigations as libraries or just to see movies, i guess without spending so much time with sky she's just kinda happy to have someone to hang around with her...". "My brother's not too big on her, she's kinda weird about us being demons...but she's weird about mewni in general..", landon didn't even see her as much as even he knew enough about her to know when it came to anything that wasn't like normal life on earth it made her wild, and a little annoying. "Sky like showed up on earth one day, mel saw her and they've kept touch ever since, though it's kinda like i'm not sure if they're friends or mel just thinks she's cool...". 'It's a little of both...", the boy's hand pushed some of his hair back, trying to make it a little less messy, "She considers sky her friend and tells her everything, but she also likes the idea of being apart of that world and being the hero of a fantasy story. Though i suppose what she reads in stories isn't the same as in your world?", it was an obvious trick question, but landon shook his head anyway, "Yeah, assumed as much, hey, mel saw a world she always dreamed of and wants to be apart of it....it's kinda fair....your world...is kinda cool...". "It's like..not all fun and magic though..", the prince grumbled, "Like i guess it's cool to an outsider but it can still be super boring and upsetting if you've lived here as long as i have...people suck sometimes, some people hate monsters...some hate mewmans....some just hate...failures...". He coughed into his hand and decided maybe now he better change the subject before things got anymore awkward then it was clearly already getting to be. Lucky for him, he didn't need to, Bernard seemed to notice the tension rather fast himself and immediately got to work. "Hey landon...how ok are your family with like...humans and all that?". "Hmm?". The human almost looked embarrassed, trying to repeat the question in a way that made it sound less strange, "Like, your mom.....they're human right? Are demons down here super cool with humans or is it just your parents or something?". Landon have him a strange look but tried not to think much of it, bernard probably wanted to know as much as possible about this place if he could, it's not exactly like he knew all that much about the underworld outside of some things landon explained every once in awhile. "Well i mean, my grandparents are fine, and most demons seem mostly ok....my grandpa isn't a demon so he had some trouble for awhile but you don't have to worry about my own family getting on your nerves. Don't let being human get to you too much...". Bernard raised an eyebrow at finding out there were more non-demons among them guess it was to be assumed from his perspective only demons would live down in these hot and lava filled landscapes. "Anyways, my family is cool...sorta...don't worry, you'll get used to them...", bernard eased up as landon gave him a tour around the castle for a bit, keeping him close as to make sure he didn't wander off and get himself in trouble on accident. Like landon said, most likely he'd be fine down here but that wasn't to say some demons were harmless and didn't have any vendettas against humans they'd want to cash out on, so better not risk it if he could help it. Bernard was slightly iffy during the tour and Landon couldn't help but feel worried if he was making him feel nervous or scared, though bernard seemed to be trying to hide it and keep smiling and listening regardless. When the dinner bell approached, landon hadn't even realized he grabbed onto bernard's arm to direct him to their dining room till they made it to the door, making landon tense as he immediately removed his hand, blushed and tried to prep the human for his entrance. "Ok so just...act natural, and if my parents or brothers, or grandparents say anything weird...find a way to change the subject". He was sweating wasn't he and he felt bernard's gaze on him, "Landon, you don't gotta be so nervous around me...I'm not doing anything wrong am i?'. Oh shoot, now he was making bernard feel bad, he quickly tried to ease over the situation, "No no no, it's just i've never really had a friend over so I'm worried about making you feel uncomfortable...". "I'll be ok, don't worry so much", now he was trying to help relax landon, "I'm excited! I'm really looking forward to this, i'm sure it'll be great!". Landon sighed as he pushed open the door and forced himself to relax, the rather large door opening and bernard gasping at the sight before him. He'd somewhat seen and met landon's family before, but the giant demon sitting next to a...human? was not what he expected at all, the room was also rather large but then again, demon royalty. There were also a couple of girls he remembered seeing at the sleepover there, but he paid them much less mind. Landon's parents looked more then excited to see him, waving over as they found their seats, bernard struggling to not lose his mind. He seemed more anxious now then he was before, only making landon more nervous, perhaps his grandmother and the large room made him a little nervous? Though as judas looked around, it was a little weird with his parents being lovey as always, judas seemingly engaged in a text conversation with sky, celeste being her grumpy self, and sunny and mason exchanging ideas for the next session of their roleplay game together. Bernard was most likely a little left out, and landon felt himself kinda get a little annoyed at him being mostly ignored as he tried to strike up a conversation, everyone piling food onto their plates. "So...bernard is from earth, he's...new to echo creek..". that was a good opener right? "How you liking echo creek so far?", thank god for his mom on helping him out, the human taking a bite out of their pasta and making their guest fell more at ease. "Oh well, it's alright, the school is ok...it's nothing all that special". Marco looked a little worried they had said anything weird though so bernard tried to explain further, "My family moves a lot, so it's hard to get too attached to a place, i've been to a lot of different states at this point.". "Aww i'm sorry-". "No no, you don't have to apologize! It's not your fault, besides um...it's not bad here, i wouldn't be here today if i hadn't moved here after all!", smooth, that seemed to make things a least a little bit better. Landon's parents were smiling and overall the situation was less awkward then expected. The food was actually really good as well, and eventually judas looked up from his compact to get more involved with the family, though whatever he was presumably texting sky about seemed to worry him greatly. Even Wrath was in a good mood, offering the human more food and cooing so much so, forcing the family to translate for her for a bit so bernard wasn't left confused. As dessert rolled up he found his opening, reaching into his pockets, "So I kinda like.....do magic? I mean, well, not your demon magic...or or....mewman magic either! We humans have our own kinds magic for entertainment purposes, um....is it ok if i show off a few tricks i've been learning?". No one seemed to mind at all actually, if anything everyone seemed ecstatic, sunny and mason were especially excited but that was expected coming from them. Had Bernard ever actually performed in front of an audience before? Maybe his parents and melaine , but usually this wasn't how he normally did things. Nonetheless he started with some simple tricks, pulling coins from ears, doing some simple card magic, pulling things from his sleeves and utterly fascinating them when he appeared to puke cards or pull a handkerchief from his nose. He seemed to feel more confident the further he went along, landon wished he shared more of that confidence sometimes. Everyone was enjoying their lava cake when he got to his grand finale, which left everyone excited but landon a little nervous. Though despite that he was thankful when he saw that bernard was swallowing a small peice of hard candy then a key or stapler or anything of the sort. It didn't seem anyone was actually sure of what he was about to do before he started doing it, swallowing the piece whole before trying to push it back up, however the situation seemed to panic pretty quickly. Wrath starting making troubling growls, dave stood up, tom seemed about ready to use his telekinesis if possbile, judas looked about ready to panic, celete's usual grumpy mood become more concerned, and both the younger kids were speechless. It was not particularly the reaction bernard had wanted at all, even if he was aware this could possibly happen. And landon wasn't sure what he was supposed to do in this kind of situation, it probably wasn't normally for your friend to show off how he could swallow and puke something and then proceed to figure out what to do when it didn't come back up. Marco immediately got on their feet, panicking and turning to landon, "Is he choking?", which led to landon immediately trying to clam them down despite his own anxiety. "N-no it;'s part of the trick, promise, he's just fine.". Though marco didn't seem so sure, walking over before landon tried to somewhat bodyblock his friend who was violently coughing, and if bernard hadn't slammed his fist on the table, swearing under his breath in frustration, marco would of not doubt pushed past their son to give the boy CPR. Bernard looked both embarrassed, and frustrated. He wanted to try again but reading the room told him that was probably not a good idea. Instead he silently excused himself, scooting away his chair and stomping off in utter embarrassment. He shut the door behind him and sighed before leaning against one of the walls nearby, landon rushing out to meet him moments later. Landon looked really upset, though for very different reasons as bernard crawled up in a wall and softly hit his head against the wall. "Hey...dude....it's ok, it just didn't work this time, you can try again later and-". "Your family thought i was choking!". "Well i mean, yeah but....it's part of the trick right? To gag like that to get the thing up your throat?". Bernard pulled at his hair, "They looked so panicked and worried, ugh i screwed the rest of the night up with my stupid tricks didn't i? I was doing so well too and....ugh...". Landon felt a wave of sadness wash over him, wow this really got to him didn't it? He slumped and sat next to the panicked boy against the way, he'd never seen the boy like this before. He'd seen him upset before sure, he was human of course, but not to this extent. He hesitated, before reaching a hand out towards him and resting it on his shoulder, trying to calm him down almost like how his own mother would when he was stressing out. "It's ok, I promise no one's really mad...". "But I am!", he said back, before forcibly trying to hide his face in his shirt, "I was so nervous to be here because i wanted to make a good impression! Y-your family is royalty and powerful and.....I wanted to impress them, i didn't want to screw up...and make them worry and maybe they're creeped out and will think less of me or you and...". Landon tried to get his attention to stop his worried rambling, tugging on his arm and finally getting the boy to calm down a little from his worried panic. "You really cared about my family thinking you were cool? Heh, i was worried you were gonna think my family was uncool....or...scary...the entire night i was panicking about you being scared of them since you hadn't properly met most of them before.". "Landon i'm not scared of your family, they're cool, i've honestly accepted your creepy vibe at this point.....I just don't want them to...not like me.". "You don't need to-". "Landon, you're a prince, you're incredibly talented, and your family is full of chill people. I'm the weirdo between the two of us, I don't really have any friends outside of you and melaine and i might lose you guys too, i still can't master all my tricks perfectly, my family isn't even all that supportive of my hobbies. Like, you shouldn't be trying to impress me, i should be trying to impress you! You are.....you....I'm sorry landon, I'm making you uncomfortable aren't i?". "W-what no?", his face was heating up a little more then he liked right now, but he needed to focus right now, focus on helping bernard feel better. "Bernard...like c'mon, you're super cool! I mean, i'm not even all that good at demon magic and you do pretty good for yourself with human magic! I suck at demon magic like...WAY more, i mean, you can swallow things and spit them out! You got a really pretty singing voice, and you're super friendly...like have you SEEN me? I suck at making friends, or getting along with a ton of people, i like.....sit in my room and hide away from literally everyone...". "Landon...". "Like, you're super cool compared to me....you just seem so confident in yourself and i'm...not...". Now HE was breaking down, and he felt guilty about it as he felt tears coming on, he was trying to comfort bernard and somehow he turned this session into his own weeping fest, feeling the human pull him into a side hug. "Landon...I'm sorry....I-I....I didn't mean to make this night about me....I knew you just wanted it to be a fun night and i turned it into a night about impressing your family...I....I didn't mean to...". His words wandered off as landon wiped at his eyes, "No It's....I want you to get along with my family...and well...i don't want you to beat yourself up...". "Well neither do i!". "then why are we beating ourselves up?!" "I don't...I don't know...I just.....I care ok?" Bernard felt his hair and rubbed his forehead, his fingernails tracing over his piercings. "Look....I didn't actually have really any friends back in my previous homes...i kept trying new persona's everytime we moved to y'know....fit in?". He closed his eyes, "But my friends that i made just....weren't really my friends, they didn't really know me and i was forcing myself to be friends with them and when i moved it was easy for them to forget me and me to forget them...". "Dude...". "But this.....this isn't a persona this time....I swear...i gave up trying to be appealing like my folks wanted me too and well...i decided a year ago to do whatever i wanted so....I dyed my hair, got piercings, decided to do something wild like magic of all things! And here I am now....and somehow...I well....you wanted to actually me my friend cause of it...and i wasn't doing it as an act either...And after everything else i don't want...I don't want to screw this up..". "Well, maybe you're trying too hard....and maybe i get it as well...", the demon got the human's attention away from himself again as he went on, "I kinda do a lot to make sure everything's great for you and maybe that's just too much, you should know my family and what they're like naturally more then me dictating what to do and make everything super perfect...it'[s taking a lot out of them....and a bit out of me it kinda seems...i just wanted you to like it...". Bernard seemed pretty touched, sleeve wiping his tears some more, "That's really nice of you to care that much...even if it was too much...". They finished their moping and starting to weakly laugh, landon trying to fix his running eyeliner. "Then can we make a promise to stop comparing each other and just...stop thinking we're losers? Or maybe...be losers together...?". Bernard snickered, "Maybe that's a good idea....though, i am still sorry for worrying your parents....I didn't mean to make either of us...look bad....", though landon bumped him playfully, like he was used to seeing judas and sky to each other to mess with the other. Bernard seemed to feel a lot better due to landon's shift, and bumped him back, trying to fix his multicolored hair. "I know you didn't mean to, it's ok... don't let this whole thing keep you from practicing...you'll figure it out eventually...". "I know...I just wish now of all times i didn't end up swallowing the candy instead...". "Like i said, my parents are super cool, this won't make them hate you or anything...I promise...they just care about your safety....", he kinda did promise to take care of bernard so that itself probably added another layer to the bad situation, "We should probably go back and see them right?". He knew they'd have to, he couldn't hide here forever, he had to go up and see them again before the night ended. He picked himself up, trying to make himself seem presentable as landon stood up next to him. "Thanks for....talking to me." "I wasn't gonna just leave you upset out here...like i'm responsible for you here and you're my friend...", bernard was more then thankful, working himself to re-enter the room with landon at his side. Though as they entered they could see not everything was as they left it, judas was pacing and mumbling something to himself, still looking as his compact. Celeste was mostly keeping to herself and eating her dessert, the two youngest perked up at their arrival, and the adults in the room were having a discussion that the boys had clearly interrupted. "Ah, see, they're just fine!", marco seemed more then happy with their return, immediately coming up to see the boys and hugging their son. "Uh.....". "Don't take it personally, they were worried bernard left or something...but i told them you'd be fine, I raised you better then to then that and you could handle it.", marco gave their inlaws another look, "Sorry, they're just uncomfortably used to people storming out of dinner and leaving when stuff like this happens. But I'm at least glad to see you both seemed to have talked about the issues and hopefully we can move on from what happened...just be careful with your tricks next time....ok?". Oh "I'm sorry about the trick...", Bernard stepped forward, "I didn't mean to worry any of you so much, i promise landon didn't do anything wrong, i just wanted to do the trick and i'm sorry....", marco let out a relieving sigh and placed a hang on the boy's shoulder, glancing over at the other adults. "Don't worry, i promise we're not mad, i'm glad you're ok, let's just try to make sure the rest of the night is still welcome and not make it all about this ok?". "Thanks..". "I've done much worse when i was younger, i promise you that, it's ok.". Bernard beamed. "What now?", landon mumbled under his breath, "Does he have to go home or....?". But marco shook their head, "No, i think instead let's go and play some games together tonight, is that ok? Judas might be a little distracted to play but hey, might give us a better chance at winning." Marco's smirk was enough for them, and it wasn't even that much longer later when they found themselves going up against tom and marco in a battle of ping pong. Bernard wasn't particularly good at the table sport, bu the laughter and goofing off seemed to make him happier then Landon had seen him in a long time. At one point they even knocked into each other and landon felt himself blush hard before laughing it off. He hoped they were allowed to have more days like this in the future, well, minus all the crying but at the very least having fun and getting to let all their emotions out with each other in person. There seemed to be a good chance after this night they'd get more days to hang out, at least he hoped so. By the time he finally went home, he was already planning on another visit in the near future. Maybe someday soon landon would build enough courage to make an actual move with him, but for now, this was just fine. Any opportunity to hang out and get to understand each other a little more was good enough for now, he could worry about the crush aspect later. There had been a lot of rough nights for the past few months or so but as soon as he fell on his mattress, he'd slept the best he'd slept in a very long time. Though the same could sadly not be said for his older brother in his own bed, having texted sky constantly over and over because of her most recent accusation. His eyes looking straight at the ceiling, he'd been thinking about it since she mentioned it and it was hard to get it out of his mind.  Was that why the masked being looked at him so long before, because angel's parents liked him? But the queen couldn't be running around if she was sick right? Unless she was faking it and this was some elaborate scheme in it's entirely. He couldn't sleep thinking things like this, no matter how hard he tried. Especially with the thought that she was right inside the castle right now, she had got inside, with nora, sky, luna, and lexi. It was not a good feeling, at all, and they didn't even know they were right yet so he wasn't even sure if he should confront it, though if he did he could get someone hurt, but if he said nothing someone could still get hurt. He couldn't stop worrying and Sky definitely sensed it from the other side of the compact screen, trying her best to not have him panic. Judas was typically the level-headed one after all, but also the most caring and protective. He tossed and turned in his bed before sitting up and tussling his messy dark hair. No, if this had any chance of being true, they needed to confront this sooner then later. He took his charging compact from his nightstand and flipped it open to find who he needed and sighed. Judas: Nora....we need to talk about this It was a little while later till she responded. Nora: Judas...is everything ok? What do you need to talk about? Judas: Meet me tomorrow, in the gardens, we need to talk further about the arachfords

#star vs the forces of evil #svstfoe #svtfoe #sky and the forces of the multiverse #janstar bby #tomco bby #ostar bby #my art #fanfiction #fanfic #tom the demon #tom lucitor #wrathmelior lucitor #dave lucitor #queen lucitor #king luctor

[hanmairead]

MCM London 2019

So, yesterday was kinda one of the most amazing days of my life. Long rambly post incoming...

It started out pretty normal, just walking round, looking at all the booths. After a while I made my way over to the autograph section, to see Troy and Nolan.

Now if you know me well, you know how much I love these guys and it filled me with so much joy that I was going to see them again after three years! I’m a huge fan of their Retro Replay show on YouTube, and their live show was the main reason I went to the con this year.

ANYWAY I was waiting in Troy’s line first and the stewards were walking down the line asking for names to put on a post-it note for them to write your name. So, when it was finally my turn to see Troy, I walked up and said hi to which he replied “hello my love” then gave me a look as if to say ‘I know who you are.’ He looked down at the post-it on the table then and went “waaaaaiiiittt... are you Hannah? Like THE Hannah?” (Side note I’m very active in the Retro Replay community so they see me a lot online lol). So I was like “yup that’s me” and he FREAKED OUT. Like he legit got so excited and smiley which was adorable. He then gave me a huge high 5, and shouted over to Nolan to get his attention. When he did he proceeded to shout “NOLAN!! IT’S HANNAH! SHE’S HERE!”. Nolan then looked at me and the biggest smile broke out on his face and he excitedly shouted “hey” to me then carried on talking to the fan he was talking to previously. (Sorry whoever you were for interrupting your interaction). Troy was saying how happy he was to see me and he genuinely looked ecstatic which is pretty crazy. So we talked about all sorts of stuff, mainly Retro Replay, and I told him how the show brings me so much happiness and that I’m so thankful for the show. He then told me that I’m one of those that “lights the place up” (that place being the live chat) and that honestly made me so happy. He was telling my Mum how great I was too, which is mind blowing. So after that crazy interaction, I said I’d see him later and moved to Nolan’s line.

Then at Nolan’s line I was obviously given another post-it with my name on to give to Nolan at the front. But, as soon as he saw me he said “Hannahhh” as if he was talking to an old friend (lol), and the post-it was long forgotten. He said how great it was to put a face to the name and I showed him our old photos from 2016, and he realised then how long I’d been supporting them which is nice! We talked for so long about the show, the new IT movie, Uncle Noly... basically anything and everything that came to mind. Again, I told him how much I love the show and he said how great it was to see me supporting them all the time. This conversation with him honestly felt so natural, as if I was having a catch-up with an old friend. We talked for quite a bit then I had to go so we said our goodbyes and I made my way away from the autograph booths.

The guys were both so genuinely lovely to talk to and I felt so comfortable around the both of them, which is all you can really ask for to be honest.

So I got my autographs from the guys, and did a bunch of stuff around the con until it was time for the photo ops.

We had a sweet little interaction at the photo ops too, which really made me so happy. I walked forward when it was my turn and Nolan shouted “HEEEEY” and stretched out his arms as if to welcome me forward. At the same time, Troy saw me and started doing this little hand clapping-march-on-the-spot type thing with the biggest smile on his face (This man is a literal child). I walked over, Troy pulled me into a side hug and then we took the photo!

I didn’t know what pose they did when the photo was taken (the flash blinded me a bit) so when I came out to see them posing like this, the biggest smile made its way onto my face. I cannot express how amazing it feels to be shown that you’re appreciated. They genuinely love and appreciate every single one of their fans, and that to me is amazing. After the picture, Troy started talking to me and said he’d see me at the show (yay). Also, thank you Troy for crouching a tiny bit because I’m so short 😂

I then made my way over to the centre stage for the show and OH BOY, were the audience in for a ride (a rug ride, at that). The boys came on doing their bits from most of the Retro Replay Live shows, but the audience was also exposed to some new stuff! I won’t spoil stuff, since the rest of the community will find out soon 😉 So the boys played Aladdin, and after a few failed attempts at the rug ride, a special guest was brought on to give them a hand. Who was that mystery guest you ask? Sean! (Or Jacksepticeye for those of you that don’t know his real name)

He then joined the guys on stage to play games, crack jokes and join in a surprise sing-along at the end. I won’t talk about everything because this post is long enough as is, but it was genuinely so great to see three of my favourite people up on a stage together having the best time. I left the show with a huge smile on my face and aching cheeks from laughing so much.

And just like that, the day was over!! It was honestly one of the best days of my life, no exaggeration. I can’t thank Troy and Nolan enough for all the love and appreciation I was shown that day. I’m still not over what happened, and I don’t think I’ll ever forget this day for as long as I live.

Thank you guys, for the most amazing day.

What do we play next?

#mcm comic con london #mcm comic con #retro replay #troy baker #nolan north #jacksepticeye #jse #best day ever

[holidaywishes]

i’ve got a question

part three: i’ve got a question

  Summary: guess? No, I’m not gonna do that to you. It’s a fluffy chapter, as the whole series is, where Freddie asks you to marry him

  Author’s Note: my Freddie feels are so real at the moment that I’m legit frustrated I didn’t get to see him when he was in Calgary. I sound like a crazy person. But anyway, that is where everything is coming from and my love for Freddie is very real.

  P.S. this is the ring I was trying to reference, not sure how I did but I thought it was beautiful and couldn’t get it out of my head.

  Warning: Fluff, some swearing, more fluff, tiny bit of angst just ‘cause *GIFs are not mine, please don’t @ me*

  masterlist

  You really hated dating a goalie sometimes. You always felt like your heart was in your throat when you would watch Freddie play because you hated seeing him upset -- and every time the puck passed his goal line, you saw the defeated look on his face. On the flip side, when he won, you won too. He was happy and smiley and dorky and he’d make you smile so much, your face would ache.

  But the constant up and down drove you insane. It was the main source of all of your fighting when the two of you first got together. You’d head down to the locker room, bring him in for a hug and he’d shove you away if they lost, or pull you harshly close if they won -- because he was so pumped up on adrenaline. The first time he got a shutout, you jumped up and down in your seat, screaming at the top of your lungs before you caught Freddie’s stare; dark and intense with a knowing grin plastered across his face. The first time he couldn’t stop any goals and the opposing team had a shutout, you sunk into your seat and tried to keep your eyes away from him, only to meet him at the locker rooms where you saw him about ten feet ahead of the rest of the team with his headphones in -- forcing you to sprint to his side as the two of you walked to his car.

  Your first fight with him was the worst fight you had ever been in. With anyone. It happened four months into your relationship and you threatened to leave because you felt like everything you said was wrong, like you were walking on eggshells because you didn’t want to bruise his ego. He told you that he didn’t need you and that dating you was a mistake because he knew you were too much of a child for him. Cut to three hours later, he showed up at your doorstep, slumped over, looking small and meek compared to the tall, broad-shouldered love of your life you’d come to know so well. He apologized and you noticed tears fall from his eyes, making tears fall from your eyes and your body instinctively press up against his so he could wrap his arms around your body as you wrapped yours around his neck.

  The first time he ever told you he loved you, you felt like your life could end right there and you’d be happy. You were sitting around watching old episodes of Game of Thrones because he was appalled that you had never watched the series before, your hair in a messy bun, mascara the only makeup on your face and one of his Toronto Maple Leafs hoodies on. You weren’t sure what provoked it but he turned to you during a commercial break and kissed your cheek, whispering he loved you softly against your skin. It wasn’t an extravagant moment, with champagne and candles and roses, but it was perfect and you couldn’t have asked for anything more. You returned the words so quietly that, had he not been as close as he was, he wouldn’t have been able to hear you over the sounds of the T.V. in the background; his teeth nipping at your jawline as he continued to whisper his admiration in your ear.

  So, to say that he knew how to make a small moment big was an understatement. All it could make you think about was how he’d make every birthday for your little one a parade if he was given the chance. None of how much you loved him changed how much stress being a goalie’s girlfriend was, though, and you told him you might need to start missing a few games because you didn’t want the baby to be in any trouble because of your stress.

  “I’m not sure that makes sense…” Freddie retorted

  “Maybe not but I get so stressed watching you play, knowing the attitude you’ll have if you lose. It’s a lot, babe, and I think a few games missed or watched from home is fine…”

  “I don’t know why you get so stressed watching me…” he shifted against the door frame, watching you put on the pair of diamond studs he got you for your six month anniversary, “it’s not like I get stressed playing. Win or lose…”

  “I think that’s why I get nervous…” you giggled, finally turning to him, “I carry all your stress so you don’t have to”

  “Well…” he said as he walked over to you slowly, arms outstretched to you so he could grab your waist the second you got close enough, leaning down and kissing your neck once before looking into your eyes, “don’t carry my stress then”

  “Easier said than done, Andersen” he smiled and nodded, grabbing your hand and directing you out the door

  “We’re way late for dinner you know”

  “We are not! You always say that and we always end up being the first ones there…” you teased, it was true though. You weren’t sure if it was because the guys on the team always ran late or because Freddie was Danish but the two of you always ended up being at least 20 minutes early for everything.

  “We have reservations…” he whined and you giggled

  “We’re fine, liebe,” you replied, leaning up to kiss his cheek before getting into the passenger seat, “relax. You’re reminding me of my Opa, it’s kind of freaking me out…”

  “Because I like to be on time?”

  “Because you’re worrying about being late when we’re clearly not. It’s a very Austrian thing to worry about.” He lifted his eyebrow at you and argued that it must just be a European thing because every Canadian he’d ever met was casually late for everything, making you scoff and playfully roll your eyes. He had wanted to go out to dinner with you for a while, just the two of you, but something always came up and you’d have to cancel. So, when everything seemed to work out for the two of you to go out to a nice restaurant you jumped at the chance but when you got there, you saw a few familiar cars and your mind started to wander, your hands immediately going into your purse to grab your phone.

  “Come on, babe” Freddie called out to you and you put your phone back in your purse without having texted anyone. You stepped out of the car and took a deep breath, resulting in a heavy sigh which Freddie immediately took notice of. You noticed Auston and Mitch in the restaurant standing beside John and Aryne and everyone was smiling and laughing but clearly waiting for something. For you and Freddie.

  “Fred…” you stammered, stepping back, “I don’t feel well…”

  “(Y/N)?” he questioned, concern clearly covering every syllable, “are you okay, what happened?” You couldn’t tell him that you had figured it out. That you knew he was going to propose. He’d obviously planned this and got everyone to come down and be a part of it but you couldn’t do it yet. You couldn’t get engaged without his family or yours there, you were already pregnant and that felt like a lot more than you were capable of handling at 25 years old. An engagement, a marriage, was not something you could handle right now.

  “I just suddenly feel very lightheaded” was all you said to him and he rushed to your side

  “Okay, we’ll go home…” his eyes bored into yours and you felt incredibly guilty that, as you always did, you got defensive of your actions.

  “Let me just call an Über..” you started

  “No, what? Babe, I’m gonna get you home. You and the little one”

  “STOP!”

  “(Y/N)..?”

  “I can get myself home, okay? Just because I’m pregnant doesn’t mean I need you to take care of me. I don’t need you every second of my life you know. I can do things on my own. Like calling a fucking Über to pick me up. I’m not that helpless!”

  “Elske, (Y/N), what’s going on?” His voice was so steady and his face was showing such worry that you started to cry, to break down right there in the street

  “I can’t do it, Freddie,” you sobbed, “I can’t marry you. Not now.”

  “What are you talking about?”

  “I know you’re going to propose in there. That’s why everyone’s in there. But I can’t. I can’t say yes to you like that…��

  “I don’t know what you’re talking about…” he tried and you tilted your head

  “So everyone is just coincidentally here on our date night?”

  “Yes…” you shook your head, tears still falling down your cheeks and turned to walk away, “stop! Come back, (Y/N)! We don’t have to get married, if you don’t want to. I’ll love you no matter what. We’ll have our baby and we’ll have the happiest life, don’t you believe that?”

  “Screw you!” you yelled, taking unintended offense to his question, “what kind of question is that? Don’t I believe that we’ll be happy? Really, Frederik?”

  “That’s not what I meant…”

  “But it is! It’s what you said, which means part of you means it. I need to leave…”

  “Talk to me”

  “NO!”

  “YES!” his voice boomed in the parking lot of the restaurant and your body went stiff as he positioned himself in front of you. You noticed the group inside look out the window to watch what was happening, “you can’t just yell and swear at me and tell me what I mean when I say something. Because, guess what? I know what the fuck I mean when I say it. You don’t want to get married? Fine! We won’t fucking get married. But you are not going to run off, call an Über and go home in tears! That’s not the kind of relationship we have.” You stood in front of him, trying to gather your thoughts enough to say something, to try and fix what you’d caused but no words formed and you watched as his face softened; his hands brushing your arms as he moved closer to you

  “I’m sorry,” you finally muttered, forcing his eyes to match yours by placing your hand on his jaw, “I just… I have no excuse…”

  “I love you.” It was a declarative statement, purposeful, and you could tell he wanted no reply but you gave him one anyway

  “I know,” you whispered, bringing your arms around his neck to hug him softly, “I love you too, Freddie.” You could feel him burying his head in the crook of your neck and tightening his grip around your waist, making you melt into him

  “Let’s go home…” he said as he pulled back to look at you and you nodded, wrapping your arm around his waist as you walked with him back to his car.

  “I’m sorry that you wasted your night” you said to Steph as the two of you settled into the couch to find something on Netflix

  “We didn’t waste our night,” she giggled, “Mitch and I stayed after you guys left, we had dinner. It worked out in the end”

  “I just felt like a nutcase, honestly,” you admitted, taking a sip of your drink, “I can’t believe I acted like that. And now… I literally think he’s stopped thinking about proposing to me”

  “That’s not what you wanted?”

  “No! Of course I wanted to marry him, if he asked me, I just got.. scared?” you said, unsure of the word you were looking for, “I guess I was scared that he was only asking me to marry him so our baby wouldn’t be a bastard…”

  “Freddie loves you”

  “And I love him but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t do it. Marry me to save our kids reputation…”

  “Maybe, maybe not. Something tells me he’s been thinking about this for a while though, before the pregnancy even”

  “Oh yeah? Then why didn’t he ask me months ago?”

  “Maybe he was trying to find the perfect time… He knows how important your Grandparents are to you and he was probably trying to find a way to propose to you with them involved but it’s tricky. Them being in Vienna, him being so busy and you being so… nosy”

  “I am not nosy!” you gasped

  “You totally are! And stubborn, bad combo.”

  “Nosy and curious are very different things, I’m curious. I like to know what’s going on”

  “What about surprises? You hate surprises!”

  “I love surprises! I just don’t like not knowing that a surprise is happening…”

  “Mhmm…”

  “Like I love to be surprised but as long as I know that it’s coming. Which is why being pregnant threw me through a loop. If it hadn’t been for Freddie’s reaction, I would’ve panicked..”

  “Okay, okay,” she said, finally settling on Hereditary, “just trust me okay. He still wants to marry you, no matter how crazy or nosy or stubborn you get.” Weeks past and you couldn’t help thinking about what Steph had said, mainly because nothing had happened with Freddie. He hadn’t proposed, he hadn’t given any indication that he was going to and you were trying to figure out what he was thinking. Jeez, maybe you were nosy. It didn’t help that he was on the road for over a week but you also didn’t think he’d propose to you before telling his parents about the baby or without asking for your Dad’s blessing; he knew how old-fashioned your Dad was, how important you were to him. So, you pushed the thought from your mind. When he came back from the road, you jumped into his arms as if he’d been gone for years, kissing all over his face, forcing a smile to raise from his lips and a laugh to engulf the room.

  “I missed you!” you finally said, jumping down from your boyfriend

  “I missed you too, both of you…” he said, placing his large palm on your stomach before kneeling down to lay a kiss to the skin, “but I’m exhausted. What do you want to watch?”

  “You want some food? I bought Danish’s because I missed you…” you laughed and he scrunched his nose at you playfully so you scrunched yours up at him in return, “I also made some pork chops because I had some left over potatoes from when I had Christina and Steph over…”

  “That sounds good, thanks babe,” he pressed a kiss to your temple, sliding his hand down your waist and resting it on your ass for a second, “I’m just going to go change, okay?”

  “Mhmm.. love you!” you yelled to him as he practically ran down the hall to the bedroom. You gathered the food on his plate, bringing it over to the table in front of the T.V. where you waited for him so you could start The Sweetest Thing

  “Freddie?” you called after a few more minutes, wondering what happened to your boyfriend, “what are you doing babe? Your food is cold and Netflix is doing that thing because we’ve taken so long…”

  “I’ll be out in a sec, I just took a quick shower…” you rolled your eyes at his admission but decided to head back to the couch anyway, not thinking anymore about it. Sure enough, five minutes later, you heard the bedroom door open and Freddie’s feet padded along the hardwood floor but they seemed to go in a different direction then where you were sitting, so you turned to see what he was doing. When your eyes found him, he was standing shirtless at his sound system, his strong muscles in his back moving as he turned everything to how he wanted it and you couldn’t stop staring at his chest when he turned around; you’d forgotten how much you loved seeing his bare chest, it had been that long.

  “What are you doing?” you finally spoke

  “I thought we’d dance”

  “I made you food, you said you were tired. Netflix…?” you whined and he laughed, taking your hand in his to guide you out of the living room

  “One dance?” you agreed reluctantly but made sure to place your hands on his chest, so you could run them down his body before landing on his hips, earning a smirk from Freddie, “shouldn’t that be my move?”

  “I’m shorter. It’s easier for me…” you smiled, pushing yourself up to kiss his lips. Just then, his hands moved to your thighs and he was picking you up

  “Well I guess that’s enough of that then. I was trying to be wholesome…” you pushed your lips against his, disregarding his words

  “Who cares about wholesome right now? You look too good for me to be wholesome with you right now…” your words seem to catch him off guard and his eyes went wide. He walked over to the couch to set you down and you were confused; he turned on the movie and kissed your knee, as it was more raised than your body, before he took the plate of food into the kitchen. He started putting everything away, cleaning up apparently, and you sat up trying to get comfortable, waiting for some kind of explanation when he sat down. But nothing.

  “I don’t understand…” you broke the silence, “did I do something wrong?”

  “Of course not!” he said defensively

  “Then why did we stop? Why did you stop?”

  “I remembered something… I didn’t think it was the best time”

  “What does that even mean? It’s sex Freddie. We’re probably not going to be having a lot of it in the next few months…”

  “Can we just watch the movie?” his tone was harsh and soft at the same time, which confused you even more. You settled in next to him though, putting your hair into a ponytail and leaning your head on his shoulder to watch the screen.

  “Hey, I’ve got a question for you…” you started suddenly, bouncing up to look at him, grabbing a handful of popcorn and popping a couple in your mouth before you spoke, “would you follow me across the province? Like, if you weren’t a professional athlete, and if we just met randomly at a bar. Would you get so strung up on me that you’d follow me across Toronto?”

  “No,” he stated bluntly and your mouth dropped open, “because it’s kind of insane don’t you think? I meet you for five minutes in a crowded bar when we’re both likely very drunk and yelling at each other. And I find out all your information, where you’ll be, and decide I’m going to find you by travelling out of my way when I have no real idea if you’re interested in me. That’s insane!”

  “Well… yeah,” you laughed, “you’re right. But like, would you do something so cheesy and grandiose for me? To woo me or whatever?” you popped another piece of popcorn in your mouth, smiling at Freddie and you could see the wheels turning in his head

  “No” you slapped his chest superficially

  “Freddie!!”

  “What? I tried, you don’t let me do grandiose things. Every time I try, you ruin them!..”

  “Oh my god!” you laughed, knowing he was probably right, “I mean you could still try, you jerk!” He smiled and grabbed a handful of popcorn, eating some before tossing the rest at you and the two of you ending up in a giggling fit, throwing popcorn at each other before eventually you had to tell Freddie to stop because your ribs were hurting from laughing so much.

  “I’ve got a question…” his laughed trailed off and you caught your breath before looking at him expectantly

  “I’m all ears, Mr. Andersen…” a big smile plastered on your face

  “Will you marry me?” your smile faded slightly, out of shock, and you thought he was joking

  “Ha ha, very funny”

  “I’m not joking” you stared at him for a second, trying to see when he’d break the act but he never did. He shifted slightly to grab something from his pocket and your heart started beating so fast that you could barely hear anything over the pounding sound in your ears. When you finally managed to tear your eyes away from his, and look at what was in his hand, your breath was taken away. It was your Oma’s ring.

  “Freddie…” you gasped, looking back and forth between the ring and his eyes, “how.. when did you.. what…”

  “I called your Grandparents before you told me about the pregnancy to ask for their blessing,”

  “You went right to the top?!” you joked, still in disbelief that this was happening, and you noticed Freddie smile and nod at you before continuing

  “Your Oma offered her ring to me and I wasn’t sure if that’s what you wanted but I know how much your Grandparents mean to you, so I asked her to ship it to me…” he stumbled slightly, his big hands beginning to shake with each word he spoke. It was a beautiful ring, truly. Relatively simple -- solitaire Marquise with a gold band, maybe one carat but you couldn’t be sure. You loved that it came from your Oma, even if it wasn’t your style. You were just about to grab it and accept Freddie’s proposal when he pulled it away, leaving you in shock, “but I wanted you to have the option of something that wasn’t hers. Something that was yours, completely. So, I found this.” He pulled out a blue box from his pocket and your heart fluttered ever more so than it had before, Freddie opened the box to reveal a vintage, lifted emerald cut halo diamond ring on a rose gold band with smaller diamonds around the larger one. You had never seen something so beautiful before and you almost didn’t know what to say

  “Why did you do this to me?” you laughed, small tears escaping your eyes

  “What?” he asked, concerned as he wiped the tears from your eyes, “what do you mean?”

  “Give me my Oma’s ring or this new ring?”

  “I wanted you to have a choice…”

  “But if I don’t take my Oma’s ring, that’ll break her heart…”

  “Which one is more you, (Y/N), that’s all you have to decide. Whatever you choose, your Oma will be happy with”

  “Did you check that with her? And Opa?”

  “I triple checked, even with your Mom and Dad…”

  “Freddie…”

  “Will you marry me?” he asked again and your eyes darted to his as a smile grew on your face. You put your hand in front of his that held the Vintage ring, sitting in its velvety blue box and he slowly, carefully, put your Oma’s ring on the coffee table.

  “Of course I’ll marry you!” you finally answered and he guided the ring onto your finger, bringing his hands to the side of your face and kissing you intensely.

  “See, I knew she’d pick the new ring!” Freddie shouted, to no one

  “Who are you talking to, crazy pants?” you asked, furrowing your brow

  “Crazy pa--,” he stammered and then pulled out his phone from behind the couch, “say Hi.” He had somehow managed to conference his parents and your Grandparents in on a Facetime call without you noticing and they had been quiet this whole time -- you were truly shocked.

  “Oh my god! Hi!!” you shouted, embarrassment on your tongue, overshadowed by the excitement you had

  “Congratulations min kære” Charlotte said

  “We love you, Süsse” your Oma and Opa said at the same time and you thanked everyone while Freddie held onto you tightly. It wasn’t long before you realized that Freddie’s parents must have heard him mention the pregnancy and you panicked.

  “Charlotte, Ernst…” you started, “we wanted to tell you in person.. about the baby…” Freddie laughed and kissed the crown of your head

  “I already told them, elske, I had to” you turned to him, confusion on your face

  “He was so excited, (Y/N), it was the first thing he said when we called to check in with him, to see if he had proposed yet…” Ernst said and you smiled at the faces on the screen, a flush of colour filling your cheeks

  “So, you’ve all been keeping this a secret from me? For how long?”

  “Months!” the four of them said in unison and you laughed

  “Months?”

  “Well it’s been almost a year?” Freddie answered

  “What?!” you shouted, mouth gaping open

  “I told you, you always ruined the big grandiose moments…” You laughed and nudged your now-fiancé and then said goodbye to his parents and your Oma and Opa.

  “You’re truly unbelievable… you know that?” you mocked

  “I know. That’s why you’re lucky to have me…” you rolled your eyes and stared at your ring

  “Where did you even find this? I’ve never seen anything like it…”

  “I searched everywhere to find the perfect ring. Different cities, countries. I got my Mom to look in Denmark, even your Oma. I asked her to look and when she couldn’t find anything, and didn’t think I found anything, she offered hers -- knowing you’d probably prefer a big, expensive 24 Karat diamond,” you were about to scold him and say that’s not true but there you were, with a big shiny diamond on your finger, so you really couldn’t argue, “but even when it came, I still looked around. Then one day I get this text from your sister saying she’s found it. The perfect ring. A little bit of old, a little bit of new. A little bit of me and a little bit of you. She called me old and I didn’t let her get away with it -- but she sent me a picture and there it was. Something just clicked. And I imagined the ring on your finger. And the box. Let me tell you, I was expecting a little black box, because that’s what they all seem to be in, but they gave me this little blue box and it was perfect. Because blue is our colour, obviously, but also, your eyes. The colour of the box reminded me of your beautiful eyes…” you found yourself staring at him almost in disbelief. You had never seen him so giddy. “Well that sounded sweeter in my head than it did out loud…” he said shyly, making you laugh but were still in awe of him, shocked he had gone through so much trouble for you. That he got both of your families involved in a ‘ring hunt.’ You truly were lucky to have him and you couldn’t imagine what your life would look like without him.

  “I love you, soon-to-be-husband, and soon-to-be-daddy”

  “I love you too, soon-to-be-wife and soon-to-be-mama.”

#Freddie Andersen #Frederik Andersen #Freddie Andersen series #Frederik Andersen series #Freddie Andersen imagine #Freddie Andersen fluff #NHL Imagine #NHL Fluff

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immj2 12.10.20 lb

gosh after watching rrahul be a hunka burning love in twisted, to see him like this?????

agony. AGONYYYYYYYYY.

red suit, yellow wallet. only missing blue shoes. 🤡🤡🤡

LET THIS DUDE SMILE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SUCH NICE SMILEY FACE HE HASSSSSSSS.

anyway, repeat of yest's last scene with the watch. fwding.

SEJAL YOU DUMB AF WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE NOISE?!?!!? YOU CAN STILLL MAKE GENERAL GRUNTING NOISES EVEN IF YOUR MOUTH IS BOUND!??!!?!?!?!?!

this idiot is going and fighting with saasumaa. godddddddd, sis.

tbh, i relate with this mummyji the most. i am also totally done with riddhima's dumb ass.

these two legit fighting like siblings and are threatening each other ki papa ko ghar aane do, main SABBBBBBBBBBBBB bata doongi. papa being vansh here. god, what an unenviable position he's in.

this one is sure of the sheer power of heterosexuality that vansh will take her side only. uh huh, ok. never does trusting a cishet man work out well, but ok, try it out sis.

it's honestly so fucking hard to be on riddhima's side for this, coz she's just being such a goddamn asshole about outing anupriya's secret. like this is literallllllllllly none of anyone else's business?

i want vansh to brush this news off with “pshhhhh, i knew. i always knew. i just dgaf about's mom's past coz it's really none of my business.” just to see riddhima eat crow.

mom's like jo hota hai, karle. bhaad mein jaao tum aur tumhari ainvayi ki dhamki. #teamMummy

LE. PAPLU TAPLU KA NAYA PLAN. COPPER SULPHATE SOLUTION SYRINGE MEIN BHARKE USKO TRUTH SERUM BOL RAHEIN HAIN. YAAAAAAAAR, KOI TOH INHE ROK LO. BEWAKOOFI PE BEWAKOOOFI KARTE JAA RAHEIN HAIN AUR HUMKO BAITHKE DEKHNA PAD RAHA HAI.

random dadi and riddhima filler scene. pass.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEJAL WENT MISSING IN THE TIME THESE TWO WERE HAVING THEIR SIDEBAR ABOUT THE TRUTH SERUM. 

hahahahahahahahaha i'm really enjoying these two dumbasses panicking.

yissssssssss, kabir time. love watching his deranged ass more than anything else in this stupid show.

HE'S CALLING TO ASK WHAT COLOUR ROSES SHE LIKES. DUDE. WEREN'T YOU SUPP TO BE HOME BY NOW??????

she's like bitch just get your ass back home i can't deal with your crazyass fam alone for one more second. haaaaaaye, oberois ki yaad aa gayiiii. :')))))

“bas raaste mein hoon.”

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS WHEN YOU ALREADY BOUGHT ALL THREE COLOURS???? THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO WITH THE OTHER TWO BOUQUETS??? THROW THEM AWAY??????????????

and now he's standing here and soliloquizing about the damn roses like he’s doing a one man shakespeare in the park. ouffffffffffffffffffff.

ALSO IF YOU ALREADY DECIDED KI KAUNSE DENE HAIN, THEN WHY DID YOU CALL AND ASK AND RUIN THE SURPRISE FOR HER?????? MAN EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW IS A FEW CARDS SHORT OF A DECK.

this room looks like what the inside of my mind would look like if i dropped acid instead of taking my regular antidepressant. dark and gloomyass fug central.

blah blah blah blah ainvayi ka talking out loud. i don't care. fwding to the action.

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BEHEN THIS AINT GANGS OF WASSEYPUR THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

unnecessary side note: i wish my titties were small enough to wear cute backless things like these. NOPE. need a whole heavy duty setup at all times. ugh.

yes, back to my fav. nutjob.

lol i really enjoy how casually he's asking her shit with electrocution waale wires in his hand.

literally no one else in this show can act like this with just their eyes, and that's why i like watching him the most.

ASDJKLASDLASDJLSAKDJLASKJDLSKJLKJ RIDDHIMA YOU CRAZYASS BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lol sejal has high hopes from her dumber-than-a-slice-of-bread bff.

kabir's perma-1000%-done-with-your-shit face is The Mood for 2020.

hey you guys hear that popping sound?!??! don’t worry, it was just that sejal ke suhaane sapne ka bulbula phoot gaya.

suhaagan cannot bear to be touched by paraaya mard. but it's not like she's getting touched by her sagaa mard either, so.......

OHNOEEEEEEEE RED VELVET HUSBAND IS BACK.

riddhima's one dormant brain cell has finally awakened. i'm sure it's just doing karwats in aadhi-neend, but thoda sa toh jaaga.

but also, NO RIDDHIMA. YOU'RE NOT AT ALLLLLLLLLLL WORTHY OF TRUST. BITCH YOU SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY. LITERALLY. LIKE FULLON DEEP REM CYCLE GHODE BECH KE SLEEPING.

yeah ok your girl friendship is very awwwwwwwwww-worthy and all, but i'm less sympathetic to it coz you two are a buncha goddamn idiots.

kabir trying last ditch effort to pin this on vansh but majaaal hai jo dharampatni apne parmeshwar ke khilaaf ek lafz bhi sune. i don't really blame kabir for wanting to off riddhima. very irritating and party badloo she is.

this fool taking baby steps like govinda in deewana mastana.

wait i know those basicasssssss tattoos. that's not vansh.

yup. this bitch.

hein???? the scene just ended randomly with riddhima finishing her piece and leaving. toh what room did aryan enter??? THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING RANDOM. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU JUST INSERT AND END SCENES.

these losers i literally dgaf about anymore.

“pati ke bina patni adhoori hai havan mein.” oh literally fuckkkkkkkkkk off with this bs, pandit.

WHAT NONSENSE; IF HE'S REACHING NOW, THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS WEARING THOSE SAME PANTS AND WALKING AROUND???? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THEM UGLYASS PANTS IN THIS FAMILY????? OFFFFFFFFF TO FASHION JAIL WITH ALL OF YOU RAISINGHANIAS!!!!!!!

btw is their last name raisinghania or just singhania?? coz kabir said “singhania family”. also the mansion is named VR, which is i guess for Vansh Rai? which is a weird way to split the name???? i have so many questions about this show i don't really care to find answers for.

yikes what is this dumbassery? this a body double? doesn’t look like it?!?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMBASS SEJAL ELECTROCUTED HERSELFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kabir is a better person than i am, coz i would really be too busy lmao to help her out.

oh ho, april fool banaaya.

this dude still maaring entriyaan like he has been for more than 3/4th the episode now.

omfggggggggggggggg wth mummy ji.

ASDJFKSDJSFKDSKJFDKSSDKJ WHY DOES HE YELL LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!!?!? IT LOOKS FUCKING INSANE. HE DID IT IN THAT SCENE WHERE RIDDHIMA HAD JUST DONE THAT WALK OF FIRE TOO. IT'S JUST SUCH BAD ACTING?!?!?!!?!? STOP DIRECTING MY MAN LIKE THIS, YOU FUCKS. I KNOW FOR A FACT NOW THAT HE CAN ACT DECENTLY.

also lmao the way he's holding the bouquet.

OH GOD THE RUNNING. EVEN WORSE. i really don't understand why this show is doing him so dirty.

also bechaara abhi abhi covid se recover hua hai, stop making him run around like this!!!

the yelling at aryan to get the first aid kit was his normal voice.

idhar inka WWE still chalu.

how'd the copper sulphate syringe make it to into this one's hands????

anyway whatever, sweet dreams, stupid sejal. your brain activity levels are pretty much the same whether you're awake or asleep, so, no big loss here.

this mummy legit evil haan. like i could overlook a lot of things, but this shit was downright diabolical.

panditji, the smartest one here, nopes the fuck out asap.

lmao he's telling her to mooh bandh rakho so rudely. a lil politeness for a person who just fell down the stairs would be nice, vansh. also maybe don't crush her in a bearhug like this until you know no other bones are broken?

vansh:

um why the fuckkkkkkkkkk is kabir walking around here all khullam khulla????? you coulda just left with sejal????

lo. aa vansh, mujhe maar ho gaya yeh toh.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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1D Day: Hour Four

Over the past few years, I’ve seen people try to insinuate that Zayn wasn’t into 1D Day, that he was moody or distant or some other adjective that implies he was on his way out the door, and to those people I ask, did you actually watch any of this, especially hour four? I mean, seriously, watch Zayn over the course of the whole day, but hour four is a revelation if you’ve ever had that notion. He’s witty, charming, happy, smiley, completely on board with every stupid game, and so professional with the fans and the rest of the team that he makes Liam look like an asshole (and Liam is so very far from being an asshole, like, ever). 

In fact, both Zayn and Liam are naturals as hosts; they’re a dream broadcasting team, and for all the (justified, mind you) attitude Louis and (especially) Harry throw down as the day progresses, it’s the complete polar opposite with Ziam. I could watch hours and hours of these two because they manage to convey that fake on-air TV personality chirpiness with a sincerity that’s endlessly compelling. They’re also off-the-charts HOT on this here day (Louis, too, but Jesus CHRIST have mercy on us in hour four). Let’s break it down under the cut.

Hour four kicks off with Zayn and Liam skateboarding onto the set, and Liam is honestly me with his plaintive “I’m really rubbish at skateboarding” as he basically stands on a board that somebody literally pushed in a straight line into the shot.

Zayn’s all excited that this is his first hour (like, he’s literally pumped up for it, and some could argue that he’s as coked up as Harry appears to be, but he’s not as aggressive, he just seems legit happy to be there). Liam’s an old pro by now, and the general mood is positive and calm, in spite of the mega fuckups in hour three and the immediate in-ear issues they’re both already experiencing. Help, they're so hot:

The first segment is about invention ideas from fans, and joining them in the Google+ Hangout (lmaoooo) is Peter Jones (Liam: “a very rich man”) from Dragon’s Den, aka the UK’s Shark Tank, and for all of his cash and presumably all of the D’s, this feels VERY low rent. Way to sell this Google ad, team…maybe that’s why Google+ is a total failure, hmmmm, makes you think. Anyway, the first invention is a 1D Kube, and noah fence to this fan, I’ve made better merch, c’mon, people think outside the box:

Because Peter’s gross, he suggests using nude body parts of the boys instead of their faces, and me as Liam, completely creeped out by that suggestion. The next idea is a 1D pillow, where you go to sleep, and the pillow pipes two 1D songs directly into your brain before powering itself off, but Liam wisely says this might be more distracting than soothing. Peter’s right there with the idea that it should instead offer up soothing pillowtalk (Zayn, take notes!), which instantly worries both me and Liam because it’s weirdly sexi instead of sexy sexi.

The final invention is fart pants, which boils down to deodorized boxers for people like Niall who practically shit themselves when they fart in closed tour buses (paraphrasing). Naturally, Peter likes this idea a LOT, and asks Liam a low-key invasive question about someone stealing his underwear, which leads to a riveting tale of the missing pants and a nervous Liam asking Peter exactly how he knew about this incident. Peter laughs it off as something he found online to embarrass Liam with, but try harder, asshole…they answer worse questions than this before breakfast.

Next, we get Julian “I can’t bother to find out how to spell his last name,” one of the D’s cowriters, in a cringe VT about picking up girls with 1D lyrics. It’s so fucking gross that only Ben Winston could have come up with it, and it goes on FOREVER, even though nothing about it is interesting or cute or witty or anything other than tedious yikes for the women involved. Even Julian knows it’s creepy, and he seems like a guy who’s pretty comfortable with creepy.

We get back in the studio to some actually attractive people who have chemistry together, and, no, it’s not Julian and John “I can’t bother to find out how to spell his last name either” (they make sure to sit far enough apart to maintain their extreme masculinity):

Liam has some good interview questions for these two, such as, “What’s your favorite song that you wrote on for this album,” and John thinks he’s clever by saying it’s both “Little Black Dress” and “Little White Lies,” but the real gem here is the audio of Liam creating “Better Than Words” out of thin air. Look at this fondness while we all listen to Liam’s genius (it’s kind of embarrassing, this whole bit):

We move to fan selfies, and Liam does a terrible Irish accent to request potato selfies for Niall. Moving on to the call box of doom, the two Larries currently rocking out in there seem to dig “Strong” the best (as you do), and Zayn, valiantly battling someone in his ears, politely whispers, “You can crack on listening,” before shutting the door softly.

The VT of randomness from New Zealand prompts Liam to ask, “Zayn, what did you get up to in New Zealand?” (the answer is getting a snake tattoo that’s one of Liam’s favorites on him, in case you’re wondering). But before we can ponder any of that too closely, it’s time for opera singer Rebecca to return for the excruciating opera version of tweets.

Scott’s on the scene to point out the obvious, i.e., Ziam makes it all look so easy, but this next segment is not for the faint of heart. The boys have to blindfold each other (!!) and then feel up crew members to see if they can identify them. Whyyyyy is this so tender:

Someone else blindfolds Liam after he does Zayn (Liam, after it’s done: “Nobody touch me”), and there’s a brief moment where they can feel each other, and Zayn says, “That’s you, Liam,” and fuckkkk me up, wowwww, it’s a lot to take in:

 Anyway, they go on to feel up a lot of doughy white guys to see if they can blindly identify them, and AGAIN, it’s gross because Scott keeps encouraging them to feel this person up below the waist, too (note, they don’t know if it’s a guy or a girl). Fortunately, it’s a parade of doughy white guys until they get to Lou Teasdale, and Zayn identifies her immediately because she’s so fidgety.

We head over to another Google Hangout, and god, words cannot express how good Ziam is at this because even though the same shit happens here as it does in the last hour, these two handle it all like pros. I live for Zayn’s, “Have you been watching the whole show? Are we doing a good job?” with an intense amount of sincerity, and thank god these girls give him the thumbs up because they truly are.

My fave part of this segment is the girls who ask them what their first CD and concerts were. Liam says Linkin Park for CD and Gareth Gates for concert, which earns him boos from the homophobes in the studio, but warm hugs from me. Zayn, who answers this fan question to Liam instead of the girls who asked it, says he can’t remember his first CD, but his first gig was JLS with the boys, and wow, the first date realness here:

Zayn’s genuinely sweet throughout all of these fan segments, asking questions and being invested in the answers, dawwww. The last question is about where they get the inspiration for their dance moves, and Liam says he blags its, but Zayn is here to kill us all by saying, “My inspiration for dancing comes from you, Liam (Louis in the background: “hahahahaha”) because you’re such a good dancer,” and god, I’m not ready for this right now, tbh.

There’s a BSE VT from the fans before a bingo spin to figure out who to follow (again, just follow them all, what does it even matter at this point, ratcha fratcha). But the most annoying part of this bit is that even *I* can hear the in-air buzz of chatter from Ben’s team, so I cannot even imagine how annoying it is in actual ears, holy fuck.

Next up is a live link to Finland, to say hello to the fans who created a massive fanbook that Zayn carefully flips through and sincerely thanks everyone for creating. The VT he introduces next is Louis playing footie, and YES, look at this angel who’s only 22:

Naturally, there are LOADS of technical problems and fuckups, but it’s so refreshing to hear that “hahahahaha” in a massive, empty arena, and to see him practicing a sport he clearly loves.

We’re back with the poor bastards running the Guinness Book of World Records, this time with Liam’s ass smashing balloons (Zayn: “If he wins, do we get our names put down as well?”). The first time is a bust (ha) that ends up hurting Liam’s balls (how, I don’t know):

Everyone agrees they can do better, but Zayn’s not having any further fuckups as he literally coaches Sandy in the background about how best to hold the balloons so that Liam’s ass can smash them in the most efficient manner:

Sadly, it’s not enough to smash the record, much to everyone’s chagrin, but there’s no time to fret or redo, we're off to Stan teaching Zayn’s school to sing (ooops, the VT is incorrect, it’s Scott teaching the X Factor staff to sing “What Makes Your Beautiful,” and they’re the shittiest singers ever, so go off on judging people, I guess).

As per usual, the highlights are fucking horrific. Can’t wait for hour five!

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