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siffrin-stardust · 3 months

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I MADE IT SO MY ISAT THEMED PHONE PLAYS THE HEALING SOUND WHEN I CHARGE IT!!!

ISAT ACT 3-6 (?) SPOILERS THO IN THE BG OF THE SCREEN RECORDING (art of the later acts (3-6) is my wallpaper and widgit themes too!!)

JUST A SILLY POST. I RLLY WANTED TO SHOW OFF WHAT I DID:)) also to show my genuine layout teehee (which can be seen below!!)

#in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time fanart ?#idk its legit just a homescreen layout #I LOVE IT SO MUCH THO UGHH #it was a pain in the ass to make though #some loop sprites refused to become transparent #on procreate so i had to make them MANUALLY #also duplicating the apps from shortcuts..#BUT WHATEVER IT WAS SO WORTH IT IN THE END

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spikeinthepunch · 8 months

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roger, as i visualize him in my fic

#lisa rpg #lisa the painful #queen roger #am i doing this to also promo my fic? maybe #PLEASE read the tags for warning if you look #also i reread it and saw so many grammar issues im so sorry if you run into more. dsylexcia got me good #also i will be real i do think itd be most realistic for roger to be wearing a wig considering its drag #but for the sake of writing details i just. want to say hes bleaching his hair #idk. maybe its a pain in the ass to deal w the upkeep of a wig #and its just legit instead and YES my implication here is that he's not been able to touch up his roots #man was too busy alright #lisa

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the-nightmare-theater · 5 months

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im gonna lose my mind why is ue3 such a mess of an engine

#im trying to edit the shaders/materiala on a bedman alt color in xrd so i can change the color of hemijack and. why is ue3 like this #i thought ue4 was a pain in the ass like. at least that engines editor works lmao #doesnt help that theres legit 0 documentation on this ;;#i struggled to get it running at all because im on linux so i had a friend help me with that part but now i just gotta figure out how to-#-actually like. you know. do the editing part #it keeps crashing when i open a shader and its painful #nightmare ramble

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aria0fgold · 1 month

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Well that was... unsettling...

#ariaplays: isat #isat spoilers #bro i was like wondering where it was gonna go wrong at that part after i beat the king cuz i was like: aint no way its over yet?#and i was having such a good time talking to everyone cuz i thought siffrin gonna get killed by a trap after that room or smth #AND THEN! euphrasie just suddenly looked so devastated and the music got so distorted and she knew siffrin's name (how?)#and like oooooohhhh mygod what was that. and now im at act 3 back in the meadow and siffrin ououououghghgh.......#siffrin telling mira a lie bout a silly nightmare like i legit saw that split second timeframe in which he decided to just lie #ouououghghghg painful bro. painful. but the most painful part is that id have to beat the king again orz......#it took me AWHILE to beat that guy. he killed me like TWICE with his hp down to the quarter and i refused to let that count to the loop #cuz i didnt wanna lose my bomb and yea sure tbf i couldve just equipped the memory for it but like-- siffrin's extra hp tho #and if it was possible to kill the king without having to loop and lose the bomb i crafted then id take that chance #it was a terrible experience tho. i had to exit the game itself to reload a save for that. first defeat happened cuz i THOUGHT #he'd only do that deadly attack ONCE and i had the shield on cooldown when he did it the 2nd time and uuuuggghhhh #2nd battle was the worst my rng during then was ASS everyone was in life support cuz the king kept BUFFING HIMSELF #and i couldnt use the shield cuz i cant count the turns. i dont even know how to and even if i could my memory cant keep up #and with the king buffing himself. the tears reducing my team's def. it was the worst possible combination like bro...#and now im in act 3 and gonna have to fight him again ouououuoghhghghghhg..... ill try and level up everyone before that fight then....#everyone was at 50 by the king's fight (except for siff ofc he was at 59 i think?). i know i can get the others at 52 tho

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thinkingnot · 1 year

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if laughing was a sport i just ran a marathon binging half of gekkan shojo nozaki kun

#please i just sent 10 inconprehensible wheezing with several words that i managed to blurt out to provide them a twinge of context of what #im laughing at cuz i was shaking quaking kicking the wall slapping the table laughing my ass off trying to hold my phone up to my computer #to show them the manga panels #legit if you got diarrhea stay 100 feet away from this manga you are going to shot yourselves #my everything is in pain from so much laughter i can emphathize with that philosopher who literally died of laughter now i couldnt breathe #for a minute there just complete silence as i wheezed so hard i almost coughed out a lung #i found the essence of immortallity i just gained 30 years from laughing at this manga #you lose calories when you laugh apparently i just lose 2kg from chapter 76&78 #gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #gelkan shojo #manga #manga rec

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i-bring-crack · 11 months

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I did not asked to receive emotional damage from s

Solo Leveling Ragnarok thank you very much.

Spoilers in the tags.

#Like how could they do thsi to me #ALL the other shadows were freaking normal in solo leveling #Igris Beru Tank Kaisel— yeah like literally they were wither beast of bad people like Iron #but no Suho this boy #i tell you if this brat knew KNEW who he was bringing back to like I-jabskan #first shadow soldiers that he gets are the goblins which #im freaking sad to know that shadow soldiers can expirience pain yet still cant go against the orders of their master #how do i keep on living with this information!??!?!?! Its not like they even explore it or something #they just give it to me and im supposed to be okay for this!??!?! MENTALLY?!?!?#and then there is the first shadow soldier he saves which is like Lee Minsung– Quay– number one wanted villain #i liked his arc but damn did this guy fuk up and then ad a shaodw he decided to reedem himself and now im just like... bro that got me #i was not expecting a bee to have emotions today #not when you stebbed your best friend literally and also you almost got turned into a worker by Queen Bee #like now i really like you as a shadow but damn. i didnt expect sympathy from you.#and then there is Kang tae shik as the new shaodw and im just like absolutely bawling he DID NOT need to die that freaking quickly #i liked the guy. pre rewind and now as a villain bounty hunter this guy was just a freaking gold star among the poor characters in SL #and poorer villains in SL. he was cool. he was fun to read about. -slams table- How the F u c k am i supposed to function after this man #just suddenly dropped us with the most tragic backstory. like bitch i even forgive your ass bc your ass was fine in killing your dad.#legit didnt kill anyone else u til woo jin chul told him so. and now im just thinking pre the rewinf timeline the only reason kang tae shi #wasnt stopped by jin chul was probably bc jin chul let him kill those criminals #woo jin chul became so much brutal in this series i swear #like i love him so much for it but damn #still sexy smexy somehow #but damn

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peapod20001 · 6 months

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"literal corpse" PEA??? Am I missing some context? 😢 /lh

Maybe? Obviously I can’t know what you know lol but p much I just drew an oc but dead. That’s what literal corpse means. She’s just dead </3

#ask #that post was such a pain in the ass tho cus tumblr was stupid about posting it #it kept fucking up the readmore. and duplicating and deleting images. so I was forced to put the bare minimum on it </3 #I wouldn’t be surprised if ppl didn’t see it. whether tumblr just won’t show it to people. or people have gore and death tags blocked #it’s in my digital art tag! if u wanted to see. it’s really nothin too crazy just like. broken arm dead girl in the dark #very mild when compared to legit horror gore #anyways yea. that’s what I meant by literal corpse. I just drew a dead person #das it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m glad you asked tho! I don’t think many people even realized I posted smth like that lol #also if it ISNT showing up on my blog. it’s really no big deal it’s nothin special. I was just doin smth for Friday the 13 LOL

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swampghouls · 6 months

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also had the weirdest experience at work today.

#i was in the back doin my pull n i hear over the headset one of my baristas tell me that some guy needed to see my store key for the locks??#n i just was like. HUH. UH. NO?????#so i went out there n was like. what are you here for????? to this random bald man n hes like oh im a DM we were looking at the locks #n i need to see your key to see what brand of lock it is and i was like. UM. no?? Who Even are you again?????#n this man is like oh i dont have my business card there in my car n im even MORESO LIKE. OKAY. UM. NO I CANT DO THIS??#this random bald man pulls out his DRIVERS LICENSCE n is like look my name is ____ im a district manager #i just look at him n go. okay. i hear you. im still gonna call my store manager bc this is sus as hell. im not gonna give you #my STORE KEY random bald man #WHEN MY SM PICKS UP SHES LIKE. WAIT. WHAT? WHO? n im getting more and more sussed out liks boss lady im gonna need u to come here if fhis #man isnt whp he says he is n also get OUR district manager out here #but she jus goes. okay. hold on. let me call __ (our district manager) n this random bald man is like. oh look! here! shes (dm) is calling #he talks to her n hands me his phone n it IS my DM n im like. i can show him my store key?? okay.... shes just like yeah. hes legit hes real #just a pain in the ass n im just like okay sorry bc it probably wasnt supposed to be a whole ordeal for him but iM LIKE. MAN. YOU JUST ASK #FOR THW SSV N THEN ASK SAID SSV FOR THEIR STORE KEY LIKE. but hes like. dont worry! dont be sorry you did everything right lol it was a very #weird thing to ask for. n like. YEAH thanks random bald man were om the same page! he did end up giving me his business card lol #but yeah. that was. so weird. n i just was like. 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️#my sm called me afterwards n was like. you talked to dm? whatd she say? n i go. just that hes a real person lol idk smtg abt the locks #shut up danny ur dumb

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pyrriax · 8 months

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^ working on planning bingo fics in my spare time

#haunted ecosystem #anyways this post is basically just me finding an excuse to talk in tags #writing is being Slow right now because guess who chipped a tooth and has to wait at least three days before it can do anything abt it #i legit cant even eat right now so this is going to be sooooo fun. so fun. drinking isnt much better either #its really difficult to focus rn and this is kicking my ass bc i had plans to finish a chapter of a fic and start work on some other fics #but instead im just fighting with pain and annoyance and exhaustion </3 #im gonna focus on writing while i can but im probably going to just aim to have stuff done. whenever i can.#im gonna be trying to post something weekly just to keep on top of writing so i dont forget

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grimsneverendingfuneral · 8 months

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I WROTE SO MUCH TODAY YESSSSASSFDGJFJBVVB

#like three whole heavy ass chapters #this story is so fun and angsty and magical and ROADTRIP #the dynamic ugghhhfffff #jeff loves lotus and lotus loves jeff the tale is as old as time and its so simple yet so painful #i just wrote a whole chapter with Dawn and Nina my beautiful lesbians #Dawn is a six foot three trans red spandex wearing tattoo adorned metal worker with a bleach blonde long ass mullet #im so in love with her and so is jeff #he legit asks her if he can kiss her #nina gives him an intense ass oracle reading while lotus sleeps on the couch aww bby cancer #anyways im so glad i churned out like that much content today i rlly needed it #i was starting to feel crazy not being able to make it pas THIS ONE SCENE FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS #turns out i just had to not write that scene and just make up a new one #being a writer is literally like dog training your brain 👍#writing #me #grims thoughts #is that a tag???? idk

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voidthewanderer · 7 months

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I s2g I forget how to draw when I draw traditionally like ?????

#shut it void #yes I have my tablet with me but it’s a pain in the ass to charge #maybe I’ll bring it down with me when we go shower tonight and I’ll see if there’s an outlet in the changing part of the shower stall #but I doubt it maybe I’ll just try to charge my battery packs I’ve used up so I don’t use all of them up before Wednesday #because my tablet legit sucks the life out of my car when I charge it in my car

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noctilucous-sunni · 2 years

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sorry i cant hang out im currently busy crying over my 75 primogems and then laughing about reaching 69 pity because im immature

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jojolimons · 4 months

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decided to get into strive

its kinda fun, altho i'm pretty bad at 2d fighters

#limon talks #after spending a couple hours learning with the missions im just going through arcade mode #it was a real pain getting my controller to work #i had to download a separate program for that #i kinda want elphelt but downloading the dlc legit would be like. 200 #so im just gonna wait for the newest version to come out later #nagoriyuki is rlly kicking my ass #kinda highlights how little i know #probably would be easier if i mixed in more throws #i tend to forget its an option i have #i dont think ive settled on a main altho ramlethal was fun to play #if i like it enough i might get the actual game so i can play online

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panlyv · 7 months

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hm

#self harm tw #against all odds i did not self harm today wow #i was this close but i didn't #simply bc it was a pain in the ass to patch up my right thigh so #it hurts like a bitch sometimes it makes me so annoyed gsdhajdkdj like yea yea self harm cutting open ur thigh is gonna hurt but can u stop?#my mood swings so much too im legit losing my fucking mind dude #i think i need to get back on meds fr. just dont know how to sit my mom down to tell her #like oh hey gotta a sec great so remember three years ago when i tried to kill myself? yeah its about to happen again #im actually gonna try to get my prescription back alone but if it doesn't work then ya ill have to tell her ugh #i need to book a psychiatrist bc idk if taking my old nortriptyline is gonna help or if i need something else #because my mind is literally kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself 24/7 👍👍👍#and if i dont get the meds soon ill just be goneeeeeee #so ya #for some godforsaken reason maybe i dont wanna go #which is stupid bc ik the cycle is gonna keep repeating like it has for the past 10 fucking years #but. at least till only friends ends ig lmfaoooooo #anyway #going to try and sleep when im a side sleeper and both sides of my hips and legs are full of cuts 🫡#dawn.txt

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deadghosy · 1 month

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JELLYFISH! READER X HAZBIN HOTEL

Prompt: A sea creature wants to bring light in hell. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆｡˚

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚ you died while being an oceanographer. You studied the ocean for its plant and creatures. You drowned specifically while trying to push a jellyfish away from you. And honestly, you went to hell becoming a flowing beautiful jellyfish.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Charlie welcomed you with opened arms, she liked how beautiful you are. The way you flow in the air, you were eye catching and majestic

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚jellyfish! reader is a Mitski, grimes, and tv girl fan of music. I think it fits their vibe at how peaceful but dangerous they are with their stingers.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚imagine how your human form would look. Jellyfish hair cut with the colors of the blue from your og form with some pink and purple. Or like blue and light blue. You would be an actual main attraction to the hotel.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you probably did get mistaken to get sent to hell instead of Heaven. You were beautiful like a heaven angel, but you were in the depths of hell. Surprisingly the hotel was a safe haven for you.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚a beautiful creature like you gain the attention of many to the hotel. You could say that you are the main attraction. And Charlie doesn’t use you like that, but she does make you a resident to get into heaven.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚vaggie finds you calming. You have this type of aura around you that just makes people relax. So your hotel room is specially designed to your liking. Which is a dark blue wall with a glowing blue that has ocean waves. It’s basically jellyfish’s en ocean designed. It’s just so magical.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you love floating around as keekee would follow you around. Then you would have the egg boiz following you plus fat nuggets. You just collected your own little band of little people.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚husk doesn’t know much about you in the hotel other than you are practically the princess/prince of the water in hotel. You make sure the water is okay as it’s your duty.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you once had made water appear. You had guess you have water power based on you drowning. And using that power, you soaked husk who started to go crazy almost scratch angel dust in irritation.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Lucifer admires your colorful being. Like he may seem as if he doesn’t care about you. But he sorta does as he secretly makes you a jellyfish toy that lights up in the dark.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚alastor, he might as well try to see what you are. He still senses a human soul in which makes him want to get your soul. A human souls is rare than a disgusting sinner’s soul. But you sting him every time he tries to even get close.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you once accidentally stung Alastor with your stingers. He oddly didn’t lash out at you, but rather just walked away. He was trying to hold on the stinging pain you gave him.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚sir Pentious found you alluring even. Frank and the rest of the egg boiz agree. Frank once called you mom/dad since you were singing him a lullaby.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚imagine how crazy you can be. Like one day you are the calming person every one loves and knows in the hotel. And next thing people know is that you are stinging people just because they breathed the wrong way around you.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚luckily you are a passive aggressive person sometimes. Or else you would be frying people like bacon. EXTRA CRISY‼️

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚angel dust dead ass thinks you should have a cute blue ocean crown or necklace. Maybe even a cute blue with purple star car. Bro he’s thinking of so much ways to make you girly pop.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you could’ve had shocked angels, and I mean literally cause if it was the battle between hell and heaven. You would win lmao. Cause what if you shocked then hoes into an angel kebab

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚headcannon on how your stingers is as powerful like the jellyfishes in SpongeBob. You area full electric chair.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚vox had a whole board about who tf were you. Legit was giving crazy science man vibes cause how tf is a jellyfish in hell?! You don’t even look demon! You dead ass don’t fit the hell palette. As he is making theories, Valentino and Velvette just stare at each other like “wtf is this?”

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚now say you did went to heaven. Everything would probably be different, but you are something no one had seen before. A jelly fish angel? Yeah that seems unique.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Heaven would admire your original look. Your calming energy makes most of heaven better. Like say for example the angels complement each other with the light of your energy and how your energy flows. You basically have a pheromone, but it’s for positivity to be spread. #bethereasonsomeonesmiles LMAO

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Adam probably makes fun of how you are such a small sea thing creature. But then he switches up when you turn into your human form and start to sting his ass every time he tries to offend you. Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚sera would possibly have you as a cherub cause of your small jellyfish form. It only makes sense for you to be one as you are so adorable.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Emily adores you. She knows you don’t mean any harm towards her with your stingers. She’s the type of person who makes you a flower crown cause she loves it be creative around people she likes. Honestly 10/10 friendship honestly.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚lute probably doesn’t care about you much. Other than your stingers are damn annoying. She just wants to rip them out, but you are is kind and sweet. So you have her vote to stay in heaven with her.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚headcannon on you just humming a soft lullaby as you swim in the air, your blue soft glow in the dark makes anyone go to sleep. The blue is pretty alluring.

A/N: I tried a different writing style with the “bullet points” I hope you guys like this lol and sorry if it seems lazy.✨ inspired by: @selvyyr <3

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evilminji · 2 months

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You know all those Cults in Gotham?

Bet at least ONE of them could spring for both a Legit Magic User and a Cloning pod.

Because The Wayne's? Hearts of Gold. Long standing pains in the asses. Probably the only thing standing between this gods forsaken wasteland of a city and Their Dark Lord. For GENERATIONS no less!

It's sooooo obnoxious!

So they want to Curse Um dead. Just a good ol fashioned bloodline curse. Destroy um from within, etc. BUT! To do THAT? You kinda need a blood relative to sacrifice!

And Bruce is... well... rather infamously An Orphan With No Biological Kids (at that point).

So? What do you do? Make one, obviously. You send in some of your own on a Holy Mission. Honeypot that playboy! Get us a kid to sacrifice! Our God will reward you etc! But... FFS! What? Are brunettes not your TYPE or something?! Pretty lady! Throwing herself at you!!

TAKE THE BAIT!

But he DOESN'T. Because he's both really used to that behavior, as The Wayne Heir and a False Playboy, AND because? He's fuckin Batman. He can see through your schemes.

Okay.

Okay!

Plan B!

Get us some DNA. We'll CLONE the sucker. That should be doable, right?

........OH COME ON! How?!

Batman: [REDACTED] / Cultists: 0

Fuck it! This is impossible! How are we supposed too... *eyes drift over to the Wayne Family Private Graveyard* .......Idea? Ideeeeaaaa~! Someone get us a shovel!

So they, cultist bastards that they are? Fuckin rob a grave for some DNA.

OBVIOUSLY though, it can't be one of the more RECENT graves! He probably VISITS those! Watches them! No we gotta be SNEAKY! Get one a bit further back! Mwahahahaha! We're so brilliant! Our God is gonna give us SUCH a Good Grade in follower!

A thing that is both REAL and possible to achieve!

So, while a Weirdly FURIOUS Batman? Is just... VIOLENTLY breaking ALL of their bones? Cultist 17 is furiously digging like his life depends on it. Either somebody snitched or Batman was hunting them down! Either way?

Gotta! Get! That! DNA!!! *digs faster*

Ah HA! Got it!

Fucking SCATTER! Run you fools, RUN!!! *everyone bolts*

And AT LAST! They have it! Wayne DNA! Now? Pop that sucker into the machine and make us a baby! Too sacrifice! *relieved noises* Man, that was hard work you guys. But we DID it!

Except??

Theoretical Babies? And "Real, slowly forming in front of me and becoming a human child" type babies? VERY DIFFERENT psychologically. It's ONE thing to sacrifice a HYPOTHETICAL baby... but when you're the guy running and monitoring the Cloning machine? Watching it slowly form and come together into... into a CHILD?

You start asking questions of yourself. Of God.

Of what, EXACTLY, you are willing to do.

What lines you find yourself unwilling to cross.

And yeah, your life was SHIT before the cult. Yeah, you were alone. Adrift. Without purpose. Angry at the world for all of its ugliness and failings. But... sitting, alone, in a dark room? Nothing but the steady hum of machines and the cool light of that pod? You are left with nothing but time... and your thoughts.

And the baby.

The one... the one YOU made.

Almost... he's almost like a son, in a way. Your son. Floating there, innocent and unknowing. Destined to be born, only to die painfully, for a cause he could not even begin to understand. Because he's too young. Too small. Just... just a baby.

The baby YOU made.

Doubt seeps in like mist. Creeping into the cracks forming in your faith. Surely there's another way, right? Why not save up for a better magician? Or... or hire a hitman? Why involve a child? Surely... surely your God would not WANT this, right? Or if He did! Surely, he would want the boy to be able to CHOOSE, right? A noble sacrifice, for the cause?

The pressure builds. Batman is tearing the city APART looking for your fellow Believers. Leadership is pressuring you to get "It" ready all ready.

He's not an "it".

They are dismissing your questions. Threatening and posturing, as you grapple with your faith. Where? Where is the COMMUNITY that you joined? The camaraderie? Every day, Believers are being torn down. The faith has lost so many!

How can this be WORTH it?

Your faith is slowly, cruelly, strangled in your chest. A death, by ten thousand silences, and ten thousand more cruelties.

Your son is ready.

You do not tell them.

The Clone of Bruce Wayne's great-grandfather is small, but healthy, in your arms. A tiny warm body, with a strong beating little heart. You call the police. Leave your phone, call running, on the desk. No one thinks to stop you, as you calmly walk out the back door.

Why would they doubt?

You are Faithful.

You drive. Pray to a God you have lost faith in, beg forgiveness for what you do now. Your beat up old junker of a car makes decent time, as you leave Gotham. Your son, asleep in a carefully made nest of blankets, on the seat next to you. You drive. You keep driving.

Past towns.

Past cities.

Out of the state.

Stopping only to feed your son and fuel your car. You... you can not bring yourself to care about what will happen to you now. You know they will find you. Know this is the end. But something ancient burns in your chest. A caring you never thought was REAL.

You are afraid.

But you will not let them harm your son.

Finally, a town. Far from Gotham. Quite and cheerful. It calls to you.

Here. It... it has to be here.

You find the hospital. Tears choking you. There is a place to drop of children. You've seen them before. How strange, that now you stand before it and HURT. Your arms not listening to your command. You... you have to do this. You HAVE too.

He is just a baby.

He is your son.

You have to keep him safe. And... and that can not be with you.

You gently put your baby boy into the drop off. Press the buzzer. And then? You make yourself walk away.

Get back in your car, and drive. The gun in your glove box will insure they can never pry from you, what you have done. Where he is. He is safe now. He has to be. You... you did your job. As his father. You made sure he was safe.

You can barely see the road, through your tears.

You take your secrets to the grave.

And Danny? He grows up. Is adopted young and never knows different. Both a Fenton and a Wayne. Knowing only one of these, to be his. But... that Wayne? Was a damn fine man. A pillar of his community and a champion of the people.

Got tossed more then a few blessings, in his life.

They weren't the STRONGEST. But they added up. And more importantly? Were hardly the refined magics of the more powerful. They were cast onto "Him". By blood and bone, more often then not. Which was all well and good!

When there was only ONE of "Him".

Cloning technology did not exsist. So why would you word carefully against it? Danny becomes a VERY lucky boy. Survives many things he should not. In fact, the kindness and hard work of his original? Gifted back in magically powered well wishes? By this, he survives something NO ONE could possibly expect him too.

It saves his life.

His template would be quite pleased, knowing that. That his life of good deeds, saved the life of the child he never got a chance to meet. That it protected his children, from even beyond death.

And in Gotham? At long, long last. The program Bruce made in his helplessness and despair, to search EVERY child until the child made of his bloodline was found? Spits out a match.

A Watchtower engineer.

Daniel J. Fenton.

@hdgnj @hypewinter @lolottes @babbling-babull @nerdpoe @mutable-manifestation

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #that baby is my great grandpa! au #spice up the cloning au #minji's writing

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