Lord of the Rings + Reductress Headlines (Part 4)
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Is that so, master dwarf?
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Tolkien Elves raiding Area 51
replace Area 51 with Angband and you kinda get the jokes with the Silm elves lmao
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The Hobbit + the Onion Headlines
LOTR + The Onion Headlines
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Random Legolas Greenleaf moments: 70/?
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Gimli: I am not scared of anything.
Legolas: Oh, really? What about the Hurons? You were pretty terrified of them.
Gimli: Because they are evil and--
Legolas: What about that time when Pippin put too much wood in the fire and the flames grew and spread more widely?
Gimli: I wasn't scared. I was the closest to the campfire and it almost burned my whole beard off.
Legolas: Wait... I get it now.
Legolas: You were scared of these things because they were big.
Legolas, cackling: And yOu are small.
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WAIT new theory about why Tolkien picked Legolas, his insignificant, backstory-less, “more dangerous less wise” neglected elf, for the Fellowship: if he’d chosen one of his more special elves, that elf might have outshone Aragorn, and that would have been a disaster!!
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Legolas: he doesn’t need my help, he is over there dazzling some psychologists
Thranduil: all men are at least 30% attracted to me
thranduil: when i was born my father cried because he knew, he would never be better then me
thranduil: I feel like I am the minas tirith of people
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Lotr HC pt.1
Legolas - He/They Gay
Aragorn - He/They Bi
Boromir - He/They Bi
Sam - He/Him Bi
Gimli - He/Him Aro Pan
Frodo - He/Him Gay
Gandalf - He/They Aro Ace
Pippin - They/Them Pan
Arwen - She/They Bi
Faramir - He/Him Pan
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Aralas know the language of love, eye contact!
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Legolas - IVY
Ivy is evergreen and can live for several hundred years. So it is not for nothing that this plant symbolizes eternal life and is therefore often used on graves. However, ivy also represents love and loyalty.
Faramir - Violet
Violets bloom in secret, so their main meaning is modesty.
Boromir - Maple leaf
Love of freedom, idealism, ambition, versatility, willpower, self-confidence.
Aragorn - Red Roses
Love and passion.
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SANSUKH PODCAST Chapter 2
The second chapter is now up on YouTube and Soundcloud!!!
I’ll put a link to my youtube and soundcloud down below, if people could please give me a follow/subscribe and let me know if you liked!!
Sansukh is by @determamfidd and the beautiful art at the beginning of the chapter is by @fishfingersandscarves
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Tolkien elves at a museum alignment chart
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The Hobbit Headlines
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.
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tell me why orlando bloom put a pic on his insta story of legolas in front of a pride flag 😭
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Legolas: BARD! What are you doing in my dad’s room?!
Bard: I’m doing your dad, what’s it look like?
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Gimli & Legolas sketch that went too far
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