LEIF OFFERDAHL
By: Kevin Roldan
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Leif Offerdahl's Italian Vacation
"Damn bro, I'm so ready for this holiday. You know I've been waiting for a month to just relax and laze around on the beach"
One month later
"Ughhhhhh" moaned Leif after finishing his second pizza of the night "I love Italian food so much. Let's go get some gelato." **buuurrrp** As he waddled to the gelato shop he blended into the crowd of young American men with soft paunches from touristing in Italy.
Once he got home, Leif would no longer go for runs or hit up the gym. He would sit on his couch stuffing himself with greasy American pizza and play video games.
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