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roamingtigress · 6 months

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Rescuing Lem

Silver Dollar *oblivious to the awkwardness between Lem and Dutch* Ohhi :D

Legend's all 'settle down back there, k?' The things video game horses go through.

(poor Lem had no idea that Dutch has a sensitive waist; Hosea's just keeping a straight face through it all)

#yes i think he knows it already #pardon the blur but that horse's expression is cracking me up and I had to share #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #vandermatthews #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #lem fike #horses #red dead

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norafike · 2 months

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I need to come back as the ceo of lem fike content

#lem fike #lemuel fike #i been slacking #rdo #rdonline

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paranorahjones · 5 months

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been thinking about my most obscure beloved blorbo, Lemuel Fike. he is a character that exists in a handful of cutscenes and quests in the Moonshiner role in Red Dead Online. he's the most guyfailure a man can be. he's the fbi's most hated idiot. he's in county jail when we first hear of him. we have to break him out of a prison wagon during his transfer to a high security prison, presumably because this man has a habit of screwing everything up for himself but also for everyone around him. the fbi cannot encounter this man without losing upwards of 20-30 agents every time and he's not even the one who kills them. his crimes include running moonshine, escaping state custody, running bail, and of course tax evasion. he has the saddest most down-turned basset hound eyes you've ever seen on a man and a nose that looks like it's been broken at least three times. he steals a river boat and gets shot at by a train full of stinkertons. he explodes a swamp on accident. he looks like he hasn't slept in eight years and acts like he's on eight shots of espresso at all times. he has no powers of discernment. he cannot keep his mouth shut. there is no good reason why he's still alive. i want to marry him so bad.

#i can feel my lem fixation coming back #it's bad #he is so guyfailure it's insane #i love him #lemuel fike #red dead online #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr online

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shinemade · 10 months

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So some differences between RDO canon and Martha’s canon

She was never at the penitentiary nor was she ever arrested for a framed murder.

She does not know Jessica LeClerk, she knows of her but they never encountered each other.

She knows was introduced to Maggie Fike through her nephew Lem before he got arrested.

She sort of knows Mr. Cripps but not really? If that makes sense. She’ll sell him stuff but they aren’t close or anything.

The only strangers she probably knows are Josiah Trelawny because he lives part time in Rhodes and Black Belle since she’s hold up in that shack near the Braithwaites.

#tbt .

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uh-0h-spaghettio · 2 years

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Barmaid blues

Are y’all interested in more of May? Tbh I’m a new tumblr user and I’ve just been kinda going with it but i would love an excuse to dive deeper into my character and the rdr2 fandom in general

#rdr2 fandom #red dead redemption online #rdr2 oc #rdo #rdr2 #rdr2 community #rdr2 online #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #moonshiners #rdo moonshiner #maggie fike #lem fike #Lemuel fike #daddy lem #sorry

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ms-rampage · 2 years

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Some amazing screenshots I took of Kenneth during some moonshine missions ❤😁

#red dead online #red dead redemption 2 #oc: kenneth smith #rdr2 #my screenshots #ps4 #rdo oc #red dead redemption 2 screenshots #rdr2 photography #ps4 screenshots #red dead online screenshots #red dead online blood money #maggie fike #lem fike #jb cripps #rockstar games

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himboarthurmorgan · 3 years

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#I'm not saying he's the only thing that sparks joy in my life rn but #he's the only thing that sparks joy in my life rn #lem fike #rdo

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living-in-headcanon · 3 years

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A **~dreamy~** Lem for @norafike

#red dead online #red dead redemption 2 #lemuel fike #lem fike #i love him

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ttuesday · 3 years

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May I please request some Lem smut my sweet and in turn I shall offer this Wendy gif

And a bonus one because I love you xx

ily too

Word Count: ~950

smut… obviously lol

Lem was upstairs in the office all day. Maggie had left early in the morning on urgent business and told Lem to take over the books. You were busy downstairs, serving customers at the bar but every once in a while, you went upstairs to check in on him.

Each time you checked on Lem, you found him in the same position. He was hunched over the desk, papers scattered everywhere and a frustrated look on his face as he tried to figure out the accounting.

Lem told you many times that he was fine and that he was slowly getting through all the paperwork but it was obvious he was struggling.

By the time you had served the last customer and walked them out of the moonshine shack, Lem was still in that damn office. You sighed as you walked over to the closed door and knocked.

“Lem?” You opened the door and cautiously peered inside “You still working?”.

Lo and behold, Lem was sitting at the desk with his head in his hands. “Yup” he huffed, staring down at the business reports. “Do you want me to help?” You suggested, closing the door and walking further into the room.

“No, I-I‘ll figure it out” he dismissed but from the amount of scribbles and words crossed out on the paper, you doubted that was true.

You leaned against the side of the desk and watched him for a moment. Lem didn’t take much notice of you, his attention entirely focused on the page in front of him. You had to admit, he did look handsome. Maybe it was the way the candle light hit his face or maybe it was the determined look in his eyes as he quickly glanced at another page.

“Is there any other way I could help you, Mr Fike?” you purred as you raised an eyebrow.

It was like you could see Lem’s ears perk up ever so slightly at being called ‘Mr Fike’. With wide eyes, he stopped concentrating on the books and looked to you instead. “Wh-what?” his voice was just above a whisper.

This wasn’t the first time something like this happened with Lem and you were certain that this wasn’t going to be the last time either. You shrugged, moving away from the desk and standing by his side “I’m just saying, if there’s anyway I can help relieve all that stress…”.

It was subtle but you noticed how his grip on the pen he was holding tightened ever so slightly. It was late, just past midnight to be exact and you weren’t sure what time Maggie was supposed to be back at. You didn’t have much time for teasing, so instead you started to hurry things along.

Keeping eye contact with Lem, you gradually got down on your knees. Lem shuffled in his seat, moving until you were in between his legs. He was completely transfixed on you, his previous thoughts of paperwork had vanished.

“You’ve been so busy, I think you deserve a break, don’t you?” your hand came up and palmed his length through his pants. For a second, Lem forgot to respond but then he quickly nodded his head in agreement.

You smirked, feeling him grow under your touch as you gently pawed him. His eyes fluttered closed momentarily, relishing in the feeling.

As you finally freed his length, Lem groaned and sank into his seat. “You sure about this?” he asked in a voice full of lust. “Of course I’m sure” you smiled, stoking his cock. You watched as Lem’s eyes became hazy and his face became flushed.

Giving him one last mischievous look, you took him in your mouth. Lem bit his lip to try and supress another groan. You swirled your tongue around the tip of his cock and Lem let out an involuntary whimper.

He carefully placed his hand on the back of your head, making sure not to apply too much pressure. You continued to slide his shaft in and out of your mouth while your other hand came up to cup his balls. Lem couldn’t help it as his hip bucked upwards.

“I-I ain’t gonna last long” he warned. This spurred you on and you quickened your pace.

Lem didn’t need to tell you he was close, it was obvious from the way he failed to quietened more of his moans and from how his hips excitedly moved in tandem with your mouth. He tried to warn you again but he couldn’t string a sentence together without groaning.

You let out a small moan as a way of telling him you were aware he was about to come. That vibration from your throat was all Lem needed to finish. Lem called out your name as he came, his seed spilling into your mouth.

After you swallowed, you focused on breathing normally again and Lem tucked himself away. You could feel some spit that had escaped from the side of your mouth but before you could wipe it away, Lem’s hand cupped your face.

You looked up at him, somewhat surprised by the action. “You’re beautiful, you know that?” his eyes glistened with adoration. You couldn’t help but giggle a little. There you were, on the floor and drooling yet Lem thought you were beautiful.

You smiled but didn’t want to linger in the moment for too long “C’mon, let’s go downstairs and have a drink… and don’t bring those damn books with you”. Lem helped you up and closed the books on the desk “You know, I gotta admit… I really don’t know how to do any of the accounting”.

You laughed “I know”.

#this only took me 25 years to write #that's my fastest record yet #I hope it’s ok <333 #also those gifs are everything #love love love #Nora Fike my wife #writings #lem fike

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miss-atomic-blog · 3 years

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