#lemon jeffrey

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Acquired Tastes

Negan x GN!Reader

18+ ONLY / Requests are OPEN

Summary: Negan likes to see just what it takes to wake you up sometimes.

CW: Somno, light cnc, Daddy kink. No pronouns are used for the reader, but they do have afab anatomy.

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Negan knows, technically- that this is wrong. Technically, he shouldn’t want to put his fingers inside you while you’re sleeping and unaware. Technically, he shouldn’t want to push his thick cock inside you and see how long he can hold out and keep you asleep before you wake up and cum all over him. 

God, he shouldn’t want it. And yet, here he is, standing over your peaceful form, groping at his very hard cock and inching the blankets off you. He almost chuckles at the way you instinctively curl up a little tighter to combat the cold. 

He trails one finger down over your hip and over the line of your panties. You sigh in your sleep, snuggling closer into the pillow. He grins wolfishly and trails that finger underneath the edge of your panties to play at your folds. 

“Oh, darling-” he whispers to himself. “Are you having naughty dreams about me?” 

His finger slides up and down through your crease, collecting wetness as he goes. You let out a little noise in your sleep, brows furrowing down. It’s when his finger rubs against your clit ever so softly that your mouth pops open, a little panting whimper escaping you that makes Negan’s cock twitch.

He continues to rub at you for another minute or so, just until you start to wake up and then he stops again. He does this several times, working you up and then stopping and waiting until you settle back down again. Every time you were worked a little closer to the edge your sleep grew a little more restless and Negan loved to see it.

Eventually, he slides one finger inside you, pushing inside with little resistance. Clenching around him, he appreciatively gazes over the way you whimper and subconsciously grind yourself back against him. He slides a second in, pausing when you make a sound dangerously close to consciousness. Negan holds his breath, waiting to see if you’ll settle back down again. He’s already pushed the limits of the depth of your sleep.

Once you relax, he starts to pump them inside you. He’s not close to caring if you wake any more, and arches his fingers inside you, hitting that spot that he knows you love so much. Oh, the amount of times he’s made you squirt from attention to that spot. Your whining grows louder, hips beginning to wiggle before you finally open your eyes, letting out a yelp that mixes overwhelming pleasure and shock. 

Your instinct is to kick him off and get him away from you. But Negan knows this and knows exactly how to stop that plan right in its tracks. 

“Oh, what’s the matter, doll?” Negan laughs, pressing his free hand into your thigh to keep your legs from closing. He clambers onto the bed between your legs, situating himself comfortably. You cry out, head falling back as he thrusts his fingers into a particularly good spot. “Cat got your tongue, huh?” 

“Oh, fuck- Negan- what are you doing?” You pant, thighs quivering. Your jaw drops open as he shoves a third finger inside, stretching you so nicely it’s all you can do not to melt completely into the bed. 

“What does it look like?” He replies, pressing a sharp and painful bite into your knee. You whine and try to knee him. He catches the rogue knee and bites down into the flesh of your thigh painfully. You chuckle out a moan and he crooks his fingers up. The man knows what he’s doing, that is for sure. 

Negan presses kisses down your thigh until he reaches between your legs, his beard scratching at your soft skin. He flicks the tip of his tongue over your clit and laughs at the way you gasp, bringing your hands up to tug at his hair. 

“Now, now,” he tuts disapprovingly. “Don’t be rude, baby. Daddy’s workin’.”

You groan in frustration, but it doesn’t take long before he’s flicking his tongue over your clit like he’s praying to God (aka, your pussy) and fucking into you with his fingers at the same time. He knows exactly which spots to make you come undone, and exactly which letters to trace over your clit with his tongue to make you shake around him. You’re sure whatever he’s tracing into you are absolutely filthy words, but he’s never actually told you the prayer he carves with his tongue into your pussy. You doubt he ever will. 

You cum like that, on his fingers and on his tongue. And he works you through it, licking up every drop of your cum. You grow restless with the overstimulation, whining and bucking beneath him. He holds you down and forces another one, and then a third orgasm out of you. 

You’re a sweaty and exhausted mess by the time he's done. Muscles twitch and your legs ache like nothing else. Negan collapses on the bed beside you and pulls you into his arms, pressing a kiss to your forehead. 

You grin, and capture him in a deep kiss, tasting yourself on his lips. This wasn’t the first time he’d done this with you, and it wouldn’t be the last. 

The both of you had acquired taste, but that’s just what made you so perfect for each other. 

“Now, how about a shower?”

#one shot #the walking dead #negan #negan smut #negan smith #negan x reader #negan smith x reader #negans thirst squad #the walking dead fanfiction #jeffrey dean morgan #lemon #negan x you #negan x y/n #the walking dead fic #jdm fic #jdm fanfiction #smut

[xxweyussyenjoyerxx]

🙏🏻Blursed blonde Jeffrey grant me strength and wisdom on this day amen🙏🏻

#i am offended #i am in love #i am disgusted #i want him so badly #jeffrey combs #she spies #hate crimes #homophobia #the four horsemen of faces I make after three shots of Deep Eddy Lemon

[everydaysimppy]

Hey there! I have a request for jeff x reader x e.j (up to you if you want them nsfw or sfw) with S/O who have a personality like Raven (Mean, introverted and mysterious but secretly caring and wise/able to give the best suggestion)

SFW

You'd probably have the best relationship, Jeff doesn't want someone who's clingy or codependent, I mean after all we are talking about a wanted ki11er here you probably wouldn't see him for days. He'd probably ask you the best ways to torture someone and with a personality like raven you'd probably know. He'd probably treat you like a queen too, giving you little treasures he finds from his victims homes.

With e.j it would be the same thing except he wouldn't really bring you anything from his victims house he just doesn't see the point in spoiling you when Jeff is already doing that, of course he'll bring you something once and a while sometimes that could be flowers of your favorite color or some jewelry you've been talking about nothing like the little treasures jeff would bring you.

NSFW AHEAD

Sex with Jeff is rough but with you not being clingy he likes to take his time with you, this means starting off slow and learning more of what you like and don't like each time he goes to fucking you, he absolutely loves the faces and pretty sounds you make when he reaches a certain spot inside you. You let lose more which is a lot different from what he would normally see which excites him, each time he slides his cock in and out of you is a new look he hasn't seen and he can't help himself but cum right then and their. Hell he could just be touching you and you could say something to make him cream his pants right then and there. You just have this man wrapped around your finger.

Jack is a absolute beast in bed and with how you react with each powerful thrust just makes him to want keep fucking you, legs trembling looking completely cock drunk just from a few thrust drives him completely wild.

Now with the two of them together you know you'll be getting no sleep that night, which is rare because 9 times out of 10 they aren't in the same place together but when they are you better bet your ass you won't be able to move the next day so best call out of work. Your throat legs and back will be sore and you'll be a hot mess. But what can you say...both killers got a lot of pent up anger I them.

#jeff the killer #jeff the killer smut #jeff the killer x reader #jeff the killer x reader smut #jeff the killer x y/n #jeffrey woods #creepypasta x reader smut #creepypasta lemon #creepypasta #jeff the killer creepypasta

[acocktailmoment]

Bourbon Renewal !

2 oz. bourbon

1 oz. lemon juice

0.5 oz. simple syrup

0.5 oz. creme de cassis

1 dash Angostura Bitters

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice and shake hard for six to eight seconds. Strain over fresh ice into a rocks glass and garnish with a lemon wheel or a couple blackberries on a pick.

Courtesy: Jeffrey Morgenthaler,

Photo: Ion Tavitian

 This article was not sponsored or supported by a third-party. A Cocktail Moment is not affiliated with any individuals or companies depicted here. 

#art #design #cocktails #drinks #cocktail #cocktail recipes #recipes #drink recipes #drink #bourbon #renewal #lemon juice #syrup #creme de cassis #angostura bitter #jeffrey morgenthaler #ion tavitian

[bebelaolf-but-its-my-art-blog]

reanimator really fits the whole spirit phone vibe

#reanimator #hebert west #jeffrey combs #bride of reanimator #beyond reanimator #spirit phone #lemon demon #neil cicierega #digital art #fanart #drawing #digital drawing #artists on tumblr #this is my art tag now

[acradelius]

Could you do some NSFW Jeff Johansen headcannons? He needs more love!

"Jeff Johansen"

Fandom: Dead By Daylight

Pairing: Jeff Johansen x Reader

Rating: Lemon [🟡] (NSFW!)

Warnings/Mention Ofs: Career Inspiration From Sexual Encounters, NSFW Commissions, Solo Masturbation, Family Trauma, Traumatic Upbringing, Passionate/Fluffy Sex, Slight Breeding Kink, Aftercare

Word Count: 581 Words

Author's Note: Consider me now a Jeff stan

While he doesn’t necessarily create all of his pieces based on his sexual encounters with (Y/N), he will admit that he’s taken inspiration or has used certain aspects to incorporate into his pieces, as long as he’s granted permission to do so by (Y/N) first. Despite that those pieces that he creates might end up in someone else’s possession in the end, he cherishes the fact that only he will know where that inspiration came from. He indulges in the fact that he’s the one that has actually gotten to experience what is being presented in his art, and sometimes ends up becoming so worked up about thinking about making love with (Y/N) that he’ll either take a break to masturbate or even see if (Y/N)’s wanting to have sex at that time or later on. Also, one of his favorite activities to do that concludes both art and sex at the same time is those “Love Is An Art Kit” sessions. He absolutely enjoys the process of creating the pieces, but also will go far enough to hang them up around his home, or his studio, and even has hung one up at his workplace, always becoming hesitant and flustered whenever someone asks about it.

While many people do not know, and most likely will never find out, Jeff’s sexual preference can be blamed on how his upbringing was. With his parents constantly fighting, the way that he was always isolated due to him having to move away from everything he had known due to his parents divorce and having to move in with his mother. He cannot bring himself to participate in rough sex, and cannot see himself with a partner that prefers that type of sex. Jeff finds himself to be more comfortable, more at peace, whenever it comes down to having passionate, loving sex. There’s those reassuring, lovey-dovey whispers of “I love you” or “What can I do to make you feel even better?” and gestures that are followed by gentle touches that travel across the body. Jeff would admit, more only to (Y/N) than anyone else, that he has a slight breeding kink. He would also admit, more only to (Y/N) than anyone else, that he has a slight breeding kink. He would absolutely love making love to (Y/N) knowing that they would be creating a family that he could properly love, and properly thrive with. 

On the other hand, that Jeff hadn’t had met or formed a relationship with (Y/N) until after having been taken by the Entity and ended up within the Entity’s realm, things aren’t that much different. Yet, you would not be able to persuade (Y/N) that Jeff has absolutely no experience or is garbage at aftercare when he literally has a perk labeled “Aftercare”.  Even if the sexual experience hasn’t even begun or isn’t even close to being over Jeff is on top of making sure that (Y/N) is doing fine, and that if they need anything that he will do his damn best to make sure it gets done. “Are you needing something? Like something to drink or something to eat? Would you like to take a small break, or finish the session at a later time? Is there any position you would prefer to be in?” No matter what, Jeff would absolutely make sure that (Y/N) is taken care of and shown that he cares about them.

#jeffrey jeff johansen #dead by daylight #dead by daylight jeff #jeff johansen x reader #x reader #lemon rating #requests?! thank you<3

[tallysgreatestfan]

The Satai will see you now

Sorry, there just had to be a point where I had to make this joke about kinky Delenn/Sinclair art

Full picture at my twitter @ TallysFan

#Delenn #Jeffrey Sinclair #Delenn x Sinclair #Delenn/Sinclair #Babylon 5 #b5 #smut #suggestive #lemon #fanwork #fanart #my fanwork #my fanart #this is a remake of an older fanart with the same idea #the pose with that triangle just fit so well

[brocktonbay]

Cosmic Insignificance, Microscopic Persistence: Worm and Other Perspectives

Worm, J.C. McCrae // "Spiral of Ants," Lemon Demon // Mosaic I, M.C. Escher // Annihilation, Jeff VanderMeer // "A Whale's Afterlife," Jeffrey Marlow // Haywain Triptych, Hieronymus Bosch // Worm, J.C. McCrae // Station Eleven, Emily St. John Mandel // Cemetery of Splendour (2015) // "The Universe Under a Microscope," Arjun V. Raman & Nitin S. Baliga // A Bug's Life (1998) // The Three-Body Problem, Liu Cixin // Solaris (1972) // Worm, J.C. McCrae

#sorry. i promise this is the last post I will make like this but they are just so funny to compile #worm #worm parahumans #parahumans #worm web serial #web weaving #long post #tag dump here we go: #lemon demon #mc escher #annihilation #hieronymus bosch #station eleven #cemetery of splendour #a bug’s life #the three body problem #solaris

[mariacallous]

When you think of Eastern European Jewish cuisine, which words come to mind? Light? Healthy? Plant based? Probably not. Heavy, homey and meat-centric are more like it. 

Fania Lewando died during the Holocaust, but had she been given the full length of her years, Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine may have taken a turn to the vegetarian side and we might all be eating vegetarian kishke and spinach cutlets in place of brisket.

Lewando is not a household name. In fact, she would have been lost to history had it not been for an unlikely turn of events. Thanks to a serendipitous find, her 1937 work, “The Vilna Vegetarian Cookbook” (“Vegetarish-Dietisher Kokhbukh”in Yiddish), was saved from oblivion and introduced to the 21st century.

Vilna in the 1930s, where Lewando and her husband Lazar made their home, was a cosmopolitan city with a large Jewish population. Today, it is the capital of Lithuania but it was then part of Poland. Lewando opened a vegetarian eatery called The Vegetarian Dietetic Restaurant on the edge of the city’s Jewish quarter. It was a popular spot among both Jews and non-Jews, as well as luminaries of the Yiddish-speaking world. (Even renowned artist Marc Chagall signed the restaurant’s guest book.)

Lewando was a staunch believer in the health benefits of vegetarianism and devoted her professional life to promoting these beliefs. She wrote: “It has long been established by the highest medical authorities that food made from fruit and vegetables is far healthier and more suitable for the human organism than food made from meat.” Plus, she wrote, vegetarianism satisfies the Jewish precept of not killing living creatures. 

We know little about her life other than she was born Fania Fiszlewicz in the late 1880s to a Jewish family in northern Poland. She married Lazar Lewando, an egg merchant from what is today Belarus and they eventually made their way to Vilna. They did not have children. 

Lewando, to quote Jeffrey Yoskowitz, author of “The Gefilte Manifesto” was “a woman who challenged convention;” a successful entrepreneur, which was a rarity among women of the time. She supervised a kosher vegetarian kitchen on an ocean liner that traveled between Poland and the United States, and gave classes on nutrition to Jewish women in her culinary school. 

“The Vilna Vegetarian Cookbook” was sold in Europe and the U.S. in Lewando’s day, but most of the copies were lost or destroyed during the Second World War. In 1995, a couple found a copy of the cookbook at a second-hand book fair in England. They understood the importance of a pre-war, Yiddish-language, vegetarian cookbook written by a woman, so purchased it and sent it to the YIVO Institute’s offices in New York. There, it joined the millions of books, periodicals and photos in YIVO’s archives. 

It was discovered again by two women who visited YIVO and were captivated by the book’s contents and colorful artwork. They had it translated from Yiddish to English so it could be enjoyed by a wider audience.

Like many Ashkenazi cooks, salt was Lewando’s spice, butter her flavor and dill her herb. The book is filled with dishes you’d expect: kugels and blintzes and latkes; borscht and many ways to use cabbage. There’s imitation gefilte fish and kishke made from vegetables, breadcrumbs, eggs and butter. Her cholent (a slow-cooked Sabbath stew) recipes are meat-free, including one made with prune, apple, potatoes and butter that is a cross between a stew and a tzimmes.

There are also some surprises.

Did you know it was possible to access tomatoes, eggplants, asparagus, lemons, cranberries, olive oil, Jerusalem artichokes, blueberries and candied orange peel in pre-war Vilna? There’s a French influence, too, such as recipes for mayonnaise Provencal and iles flottante, a meringue-based dessert, and a salad of marinated cornichons with marinated mushrooms. 

“It’s hard to know who the target audience was for this cookbook,” said Eve Jochnowitz, its English-language translator. “We know from contemporary memoirs that people in Vilna did not have access to these amazing amounts of butter, cream and eggs,” she said. “Lewando was writing from a somewhat privileged and bourgeois position.” While many of these recipes may have been aspirational given the poverty of the Jews at the time, the cookbook demonstrates that it was possible to obtain these ingredients in Vilna, should one have the resources to do so. 

While the cookbook is filled with expensive ingredients, there is also, said Jochnowitz, “a great attention to husbanding one’s resources. She was ahead of her time in the zero-waste movement.” Lewando admonishes her readers to waste nothing. Use the cooking water in which you cooked your vegetables for soup stock. Use the vegetables from the soup stock in other dishes. “Throw nothing out,” she writes in the cookbook’s opening essay. “Everything can be made into food.” Including the liquid from fresh vegetables; Lewando instructed her readers on the art of vitamin drinks and juices, with recipes for Vitamin-Rich Beet Juice and Vitamin-Rich Carrot Juice. “This was very heroic of her,” said Jochnowitz. “There were no juice machines! You make the juice by grating the vegetables and then squeezing the juice out by hand.”

Barbara Kirshenblatt-Gimblett, a Jewish scholar and Jewish cookbook collector, describes Lewando as “witty.” “She is showing us,” she said, “that once you eliminate meat and fish, you still have an enormous range of foods you can prepare.” Lewando is about “being creative, imaginative and innovative both with traditional dishes and with what she is introducing that is remote from the traditional repertoire.” She does that in unexpected ways. Her milchig (dairy) matzah balls, for example, have an elegance and lightness to them. She instructs the reader to make a meringue with egg whites, fold in the yolks, then combine with matzah meal, melted butter and hot water. Her sauerkraut salad includes porcini mushrooms. One of her kugels combines cauliflower, apples, sliced almonds and candied orange peel.

There is much that, through contemporary eyes, is missing in “The Vilna Vegetarian Cookbook.” The recipes do not give step-by-step instructions; rather you will find general directions. Heating instructions are vague, ranging from a “not-too-hot-oven” to a “warm oven” to a “hot oven.” Lewando assumes the reader’s familiarity with the kitchen that today’s cookbook writer would not. 

Lewando and her husband were listed in the 1941 census of the Vilna Ghetto but not in the census of 1942. It is believed that they both died or were killed while attempting to escape. “She really was a visionary,” said Jochnowitz. “It is an unbearable tragedy that she did not live to see the future that she predicted and helped to bring about.”But in cooking her recipes, said Yoskowitz, as dated and incomplete as some of them may be, the conversation between then and now continues.

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Dirty Girl

Negan x Reader

18+ ONLY / Requests are: OPEN

Summary: Negan fucks you up against a fence.

CW: daddy kink, gags, public sex, p in v, no pronouns but the reader has femme anatomy, use of 'good girl'

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You knew it was wrong. You knew it was, but you also were not the kind of person to get hung up on something if it wasn’t actively hurting someone. And the thrill of having Negan- public enemy number one balls deep in your cunt was too good to pass up. And he knew it too. 

“Yeah, you like that, baby, huh?” The man in question grunted into your ear, each word punctuated with hard thrusts up into the spot that makes you see stars. “If you can’t be quiet I’ll have to gag you, doll,” he growls, making you clench and another barely contained whimper escape you. 

Negan had you pressed up against the cool corrugated fencing, your hands splayed out in front of you as he bent you over and pressed himself inside you over and over again. Your cheek pressed into the dust on the fence, absolutely smudging across your skin. Knowing how dirty this was, and how your face was now smudged with evidence of your acts sent a jolt of pleasure up your spine. 

“Oh, you’re such a dirty girl, huh?” Negan grunted, wrapping his hand around a fistfull of your hair and yanking you back closer to his face. With your mouth agape from pleasure, it took no effort for Negan to reach around and shove his red bandana into your mouth, laughing as you garbled a response through the fabric. “Oh, such a dirty girl for daddy, baby,” he laughed, releasing your hair with one last tug. 

Your head dropped forward, the muscles in your neck giving out with the pleasure. Negan wrapped his hands around your hips and gripped tight. You were sure they were going to leave bruises by the afternoon, never mind the morning. But you’d love them anyway, deep purple reminders of a good, hard fuck. 

Your fingernails scraped against the metal of the fence, your jaw starting to ache around the bandana. And all the while, Negan continued to growl filth from behind you. How you were the one being the problem was beyond you when he was the one who couldn’t shut up. Not that you wanted him to, of course.

“Not such a Chatty Cathy now, are we?” He asked, squeezing hard on your left him and pounding his cock into you. “No, see? Now you’re being a good girl. Such a good girl for daddy, baby girl.” 

You whimpered around the gag and he chuckled hoarsely.

“Oh, what’s the matter? I just can’t seem to hear you, doll. What do you need, huh?” One of his hands trails down around your hip to lightly press against your clit. “What, you need daddy to rub your pretty little clit, baby?”

Your eyes squeezed shut at a particularly rough slide of his hips and he gave your cunt a slap, causing your hips to jerk.

“Uh-uh, I do believe you’re ignoring me, darling. And that- is not on.” 

You look over your shoulder to glare at the man. He knows full well you can’t answer him even if you wanted to. He just liked to torture you, the bastard. You press your ass back against him just to revel in the groan it pulls from him.

“Oh-hoh,” he grins. “Fuck, you are dirty, aren’t you? Taking daddy’s dick from behind like that? Knowing that someone could just come around that corner and see you taking it like such a whore.” He lets go of your hip and lands a hard slap to your ass, causing your head to jerk and you to cry out against the gag. “Fuck, I felt that, baby- do you want someone to catch us? You do, don’t you. Mm, daddy’s learning all sorts of things about you tonight, doll.”

Your arms begin to shake as he gives in and starts rubbing your clit hard and fast. You’re not going to last long, and you both know it. He rubs over the spot on your ass he slapped in a small mercy. You whine, and your hips buck forward towards his hand on your clit and away from the sting.. 

“My, oh my, you’re desperate for it, aren’t you,” he says, gripping the globe of a cheek and sliding two fingers up and down either side of your clit. “So close for me.” A statement of fact, and not a question.

Your head drops forward in a nod, unable to form speech. Not that you could verbalise it anyway. He laughs and plows his hips so hard into you that his balls slap up against his hand. 

“Cum for me,” he orders. “Right now. Cum for daddy, baby.” 

One, two, three more thrusts of his cock into your g-spot is all it takes before you’re cumming around him, walls spasming and knees buckling with the effort of holding yourself up. He laughs, rubbing your clit through your orgasm. You whimper, and your hands slide down the fence. 

He fucks you through it, thrusts turning sloppy now that you’ve reached your orgasm. You know he’s close, and you clench your cunt around him rhythmically to get him there. 

He surges forward and presses you flat up against the fence, arms around your torso to hold you in place. He fucks you hard and fast, hot breath against the back of your ear and groaning into your neck. 

And then he finally cums, biting down into the meat of your shoulder and fingers pinching at your nipples. His hips stutter up into you and you feel his release spurting inside you, filling you up. 

You let out a satisfied groan, wiggling your hips against him to milk him for all he’s worth. He chuckles lowley in your ear and presses a soft kiss to the bite he’s left on your shoulder. 

Once he’s spent, Negan pulls out of you, admiring the way his seed drips out of you with a growled “fuck, baby.” 

You grunt around the gag and he laughs, spinning you around to face him. He presses up against you, running a hand over your clothed tit to give it a squeeze.

“Oh, I'm sorry, darling. How rude of me,” he grins and places a thumb on your lower lip. “Here I am, putting myself back together and you’re standing here a whole mess. Open wide for daddy.” 

You stretch your jaw open just a little wider and he pulls the gag out, grinning when you smack your lips and grimace at the cottony taste.

“Oh, there you go. Okay, baby, lets get you cleaned up. Then we’ll get us some of that damn good lemonade. What do you say?” 

Your lips spread out into a smile, and you agree with him. Negan steps aside and allows you to start back towards the building you called home. He gives one more appreciative grunt at the sight of your ass in that dress, and wraps his arm around your waist, the two of you walking back home. 

And if the guards noticed you had a little bit of a limp, then that was no one else's business but yours. 

#one shot #the walking dead #negan #negan msut #negan smith #negan x reader #negan smith x reader #negans thirst squad #the walking dead fanfiction #jeffrey dean morgan #lemon

[oasislandingresident]

My 𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟐𝟑 𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 from 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 🎉

Thank you so much for the tag @treason-and-plot and I'm sorry I waited till the end of the year to do this one xD but here we go: My favourite pics from the past year.

I'm starting this off with the picture of Karen roughing it. She had no shower at home in the first days of the legacy so she was brushing her teeth on the kitchen sink.

2. The first fire she had ever started.

3. She had no chairs so she had to eat the first meal she cooked without burning on the toilet.

4. Hank and Karen's 1st kiss

5. Her uni adventures - she was supposed to be not partying the semester she slept on the fraternity couch xD

6. She is not the luckiest sims out there

7. Her brief affair with Jeffrey Dean

8. Even being pregnant didn't stop her from interviewing the whole town

9. Polar bear Karen!

10. Child Elodie playing in her room

11. Elodie and Matt as children

12. Poor Elodie trying to get some parent time

13. Elodie's black hair phase. Her teenage years really put a dent in her relationship with Karen.

14. Matt and Elodie's first kiss!

15. Family vacation in Shang Simla

16. Everyone doing their favourite things

17. Leona looking so good in the lab

18. Elodie playing the guitar in the morning in their porch

19. The three musketeers

20. Their first time doing it. They spent full two semesters twice in uni living in the same house and this is the very end of it. That's when they finally did it xD

21. Matt and Elodie's foreplay

22. Sunsnow in Sunset Valley

23. And the first wedding of my legacy and the first wedding I did in years in sims 3!

Thank you everyone who staarted following me in the past year. Thank you everyone for sticking around still, I appreciate every one of you! Gonna tag some peeps here - pls feel free to do this if you want to and not tag. And feel free to not do it if you don't want to!

@kevinvoncrastenburg @frostedshore @papermint-airplane @mercury101 @happy-lemon @kfvarela @tsims @echoweaver

#end of 2023

[faggotwalkwithme]

hi, i'm theta, mars and basil! > he/him > gay + aroace > 17 :3

i love horror movies and i make them all transgender

my neocities (huge wip) (flashing warning)

my current interests areee > evil dead (+ other bruce campbell and/or sam raimi stuff) > twin peaks > jeffrey combs stuff (esp. reani, the phantom empire and dead man walking & love and a 45)

other stuff i'll definitely still be posting about: -> doctor who -> alternative subcultures (mostly goth and punk) -> fiction podcasts (specifically tma, w.bg and malevolent)

also, i'm in a band! we're @knees-mean-nothing, give us a follow :)

byf; i post a lot of fake gore/blood (like, A LOT of blood!), syringes, i'm a twin peaks fan (so also a lot of topics on sexual assault, incest and all that fun stuff..[/sarc] i'll try to tag this but i'll pribably mess up sometimes) i swear a lot and i use caps lock a lot. just bware if thats not ur jam

also exclusionists and TERFs go fuck yourself! and plz, if u ship minors and adults, block me

extra stuff below the cut :3

i literally just made this section because i like lists and i need an excuse.

my tagz: #shut up mars: original text posts | #faggotwalkwithme irl: my face | #friends tag: posts pertaining to. my friends | #friend's art!!!!: art that. is by my friends | #goofyfibula stan account: tag dedicated to my wonderful husbandbf (gender neutral), el | #ptrmoc: posts that remind me of characters | #<3: my favourite posts | #me: me | #gender: gender

past interests that i may still post about occasionally (bolded is i still post about it quite a bit!): monster high | warrior cats | musical theatre (in particular, hamilton/heathers/be more chill/dear evan hansen) | falsettos (gets its on category cuz its so special and cool) | good omens | stranger things/IT | sherlock (<- though if i ever post about that its usually in pain and making fun of it) | doctor who | life on mars/ashes to ashes | what we do in the shadows | bbc ghosts (and other six idiots content in general) | sing street | mozart l'opera rock | bugsnax | detroit: become human (im so sorry) | goncharov (i tag unreality) | the magnus archives | red valley | malevolent | WOE.BEGONE | fight club | the rocky horror picture show

more casual interests i'll still post about: camp here and there | MASH | interview with the vampire | buffy the vampire slayer | little lunch | bill and ted | severance | flight of the conchords | derry girls |

also umm some microlabels: quasiromantic, orientated aroace, genderfaun, xenogenders (im considering making like a blog or something where i document them all :3), aegosexual, grayromantic

top artists of all time according to last.fm: pulp | will wood | they might be giants | the cure | angelo badalamenti | mitski | oingo boingo | strawberry switchblade | the smiths | blur | pixies | talking heads | radiohead | david bowie | lemon demon | julee cruise | new order | hot freaks

my birthday is on february 24th :3 i'm from australia and indonesia!!! i'm an avatar of the lonely lets fucking go

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[brightgnosis]

Birthday Roundup

From @justletmebeokay

$100 monetary gift

3 pounds of assorted Ukranian Roshen Candies

I put $75 of Jam's gift towards the Botany Game

From Samantha (who deactivated the other day)

$20 monetary gift

I put Sam's gift + the remainder of Jam's gift towards a gardening stool with pockets for my gardening tools

From @helheth

An assortment of 5 Orange based Perfume Samples

They're literally all bangers and I haven't disliked a single one. But my two favorites that stand out so far are L'Artisian Parfumeur's "Histoire D'Orangers" and Xerjoff's "Symphonium"

From @lavellan-commander / @henbane-and-honeysuckle

"The Gefilte Manifesto: New Recipes for Old World Jewish Foods" by Jeffrey Yoskowitz

From A lovely Anon

"Accessible Gardening for People With Physical Disabilities: A Guide to Methods, Tools, and Plants" by Janeen Adil

A Multi-Function, Non Slip Jar Opening Kit

The Original TeeTurtle Reversible Octopus Sensory / Fidget Plushie' in Pink / Aqua

From my Grandmother in Law

$75 monetary gift

Used most of it to purchase a physical copy of "The Divine code: The Guide to Observing the Noahide Code, Revealed from Mount Sinai in the Torah of Moses" finally + a bottle of MoonWlkr "Extra Strength" Pain Relief Gummies

From my Brother in Law

$25 gift card

Used half of it to purchase myself a pack of Seed Envelopes to repackage some of my seeds that are messed up + a set of sealable product envelope bag things to put some tea blends in so I can start doing something with some of the herbs I've already grown this year.

I genuinely hate getting gift cards and wish people would just give cash, though. Because when they don't, I’m stuck in situations like I am now, where I’d love to buy something online but you can’t do split payments like you can at a regular cashier, and the balance is too much for the gift card. So I'm trying to get the rest of it off the card and into my bank account so I don't have to deal with the annoyance of a gift card anymore ... But I can't because Paypal won’t let me “send money to myself” 🙄 It's so dumb.

From my Parents In Law

A set of 5 ceramic Tea Pot shaped Spoon / Tea Bag Rests in different floral prints

A set of new floral patterned gardening tools- including kneeling pad, thin toothed rake, thick toothed rake, and spade.

From my Husband

A Lego Orchid set

A really sweet card

A bouquet of Roses

A French Style cheesecake dessert

Plus I had a Steak Dinner (with Steak, Mint and Lemon Potato Salad, and Green Beans and Onions) that he cooked + a Cake (lightly Orange flavored, with Pineapple Curd Filling, and a cream Cheese Frosting, then fully covered in Coconut with little pineapple dollops on top) that I cooked

Thank you, everyone, who got me gifts. This has literally been the loveliest birthday I've ever had and your gifts have meant so much to me; each one has been so absolutely thoughtful and left me in tears in one way or another. I can't express how much they've meant after decades of my birthdays pretty much being the worst, ha. so thank you, truly. This has meant so incredibly much to me.

#I think that's it? #Personal #Birthday Wishlist #Birthday Announcement #2023

[uovoc]

2022 media consumption year in review

God tier

Matthew Swift series and Magicals Anonymous duology by Kate Griffin (reread). London sorcerer is raised from the dead and accidentally gets fused to the blue electric angels of the telephone lines along the way. Luscious prose, best urban magic I've ever read, and wickedly funny sense of humor.

Kane and Feels - podcast. Paranormal investigators go around London poking the mystic forces with a sharp stick. Surreal. Funny. Moderately comprehensible. There's nothing else quite like it. Someone described it as "the anti-TMA: you cannot form any theories about it no matter how hard you try."

The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August by Claire North (reread) - two time travelers, defined as people stuck in time loops of their own lives, attempt to unravel the mystery of their existence. Suspenseful and beautifully constructed piece of nonlinear storytelling.

The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake by Aimee Bender (reread) - Rose tastes people's emotions in food. Her brother disappears into thin air. Their parents are fine. Surreal and haunting pearl of a story.

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson - after a family tragedy, the surviving Blackwoods live in isolation from the village. A little Piranesi-ish subverted horror: the sense there's a secret at the heart of the world, and the secret is both joyful and terrible.

Our Flag Means Death - the crangst-filled pirate show that it seemed like the internet lost its mind over, for good reason.

Bee and Puppycat: Lazy in Space - Bee travels between the island and fishbowl space working temp jobs with Puppycat, until their pasts catch up with them. Dreamy, bittersweet, and gorgeous. Season finale was a banger.

Vesper Flights by Helen MacDonald (reread). Nature essays on humans and birds. Quiet, luminous, and filled with love of place. Faves were "The Human Flock", "High Rise", "Eulogy", and "What Animals Taught Me"

Natsume's Book of Friends (anime) - Technically about boy who can see youkai, learning how to navigate the world of human relationships. But really about masking, healing from trauma, and learning to trust.

Decent entertainment

The Deep by Rivers Solomon with Daveed Diggs, William Hutson, and Jonathan Snipes

Encanto (2021) - movie

The Witcher, season 2 - show

What We Do in the Shadows - seasons 1-3, got bored afterwards

The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard

Seraphina by Rachel Hartman

Shadow Scale by Rachel Hartman

Island of the Blue Dolphins by Scott O'Dell (reread)

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor

Touch by Claire North (reread)

Sing - movie

Notes from the Burning Age by Claire North

The Sign of the Beaver by Elizabeth George Speare (reread)

The Brothers Lionheart by Astrid Lindgren

Moon Knight - show, season 1

Moon Knight comics - 2011, 2014, 2016, 2021

The Batman (2022)

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

The Girl with the Silver Eyes by Willo Davis Roberts (reread)

The Bad Guys (2022)

The Golem and the Jinni by Helene Wecker (reread)

The Hidden Palace by Helene Wecker

The Pursuit of William Abbey by Claire North

Johannes Cabal series by Jonathan L. Howard (reread): Johannes Cabal the Necromancer, Johannes Cabal the Detective, Johannes Cabal: The Fear Institute, The Brothers Cabal, and The Fall of the House of Cabal

The Owl House season 2

Dear Mr. Henshaw by Beverly Cleary (reread)

Strider by Beverly Cleary (reread)

Loki - show, season 1

Tess of the Road by Rachel Hartman

Paprika (2006) dir. Satoshi Kon (rewatch)

Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar (reread)

The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories by Angela Carter

Supernatural - seasons 1 – 6, selected episodes

The Sandman by Neil Gaiman - comics (reread)

The Sandman - show, season 1

Microcosmic God: The complete short stories of Theodore Sturgeon, volume II by Theodore Sturgeon

Various Dick King-Smith books (reread): The Merman, Harry's Mad, and Harriet's Hare

Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro

The Girl From the Other Side - anime

She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan

The Farewell (2019) dir. Lulu Wang

Horatio Lyle series by Catherine Webb: The Extraordinary and Unusual Adventures of Horatio Lyle, The Obsidian Dagger, The Doomsday Machine, and The Dream Thief

Mononoke (2007) dir. Kenji Nakamura - anime

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Dark Tales by Shirley Jackson. Fave: "The Beautiful Stranger"

The Lottery and Other Stories by Shirley Jackson. Faves: "Like Mother Used to Make" and "Flower Garden"

Legend of Nezha (哪吒传奇) - the 2003 cartoon

Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer

Jane Doe by Victoria Helen Stone

Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

Lucie Babbidge's House by Sylvia Cassedy

The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison

Pinocchio (2022) - dir. Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson

Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore

You Suck by Christopher Moore

Bite Me by Christopher Moore

Disliked and usually DNF

Guardian (cdrama)

The Gameshouse by Claire North

Kim's Convenience - show

Across the Green Grass Fields by Seanan McGuire

Victoriocity - podcast

Sporadic Phantoms - podcast

Guardians of Childhood series by William Joyce - okay I finished it out of loyalty but it was no rotg that's for sure

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao

Keep Your Hands off Eizouken - anime

Arcane - show

The Girl in the Flammable Skirt by Aimee Bender

Willful Creatures by Aimee Bender

The Color Master by Aimee Bender

Where the Drowned Girls Go by Seanan McGuire

Megan's Island by Willo Davis Roberts (reread)

First Light by Rebecca Stead

Goodbye Stranger by Rebecca Stead

The Apothecary by Maile Meloy

To Your Eternity - anime

Bloomability by Sharon Creech

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

Malevolent - podcast

Midnight Burger - podcast

Under the Whispering Door by TJ Klune

Sunshine by Robin McKinley

The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley

Carter & Lovecraft by Jonathan L. Howard

Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner

The Order of the Pure Moon Reflected in Water by Zen Cho

Black Water Sister by Zen Cho

M.E. and Morton by Sylvia Cassedy

Forty Stories by Donald Barthelme

Hangsaman by Shirley Jackson

The Bird's Nest by Shirley Jackson

The Ten Thousand Doors of January by Alix Harrow

The Witness for the Dead by Katherine Addison

The Stench of Adventure (podcast)

We Ride Upon Sticks by Quan Barry

Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino

Assorted nonfiction

Songs of the Gorilla Nation by Dawn Prince-Hughes

The Organized Mind by Daniel J Levitin - nothing new except for the part about using your spatial memory to hack organization.

The Art of Gathering by Priya Parker - how to organize social gatherings for meaningful and memorable experiences

Rust: the Longest War by Jonathan Waldman - investigative journalism book about corrosion, the hazard it presents to physical infrastructure, and how we mitigate it

Fall Down 7 Times, Get Up 8 by Naoki Higashida

Dear Friend, from My Life I Write to You in Your Life by Yiyun Li - DNF

The One-Minute Manager: The World's Most Popular Management Method by Ken Blanchard and Spencer Johnson - techniques for one-minute goal setting, one-minute praisings, and one-minute reprimands

The Chinese Language: Its History and Current Usage by Daniel Kane. Good concise history of the development of written Mandarin Chinese and the underlying structure of the characters.

A Sand County Almanac by Aldo Leopold - essays on the American landscape and conservation ethics ca. 1950. Neat from a historical standpoint, but nothing to write home about these days. Which kinda is the point I guess.

Oregon Salmon: Essays on the State of the Fish At the Turn of the Millennium, ed. Oregon Trout

Caring for your Parents by Hugh Delehanty and Eleanor Ginzler

The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat by Oliver Sacks - DNF

The Grid by Gretchen Bakke - history of how the physical and regulatory infrastructure of the American power grid was developed, and how it needs to be reimagined for the future.

Wildlife Wars : The life and times of a fish and game warden by Terry Grosz. Tales from his career as a California game warden catching poachers.

The Undocumented Americans by Karla Cornejo Villavicencio. DNF. author's writing voice was supremely annoying

Wilderness and the American Mind by Roderick Nash, 3rd ed (1982) (reread) - history of Americans' changing attitudes towards nature and definitions of wilderness. A classic banger.

Black, Brown, Bruised: How racialized STEM education stifles innovation by Ebony Omotola McGee - good summary of what the successful programs for STEM students of color are doing right, everything else is the same old same old

Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: A Therapist, Her Therapist, and Our Lives Revealed by Lori Gottlieb. Account of the experience of going through therapy while working as a therapist. Excellent look at how we construct our personal narratives, and how to change them.

Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking When the Stakes are High by Kerry Patterson, Joseph Gremmy, Ron McMillan, and Al Switzler. Strategies for having effective high-stakes conversations and managing your emotions. Good stuff.

Engineering and Social Justice by Donna Riley. Pretty entry-level, but it's a good bibliography for further reading.

Send in the Idiots by Kamran Nazeer

Why Are We Yelling? The art of productive disagreement by Buster Benson - DNF. disliked his writing style.

#Media consumption #Patter

[tallysgreatestfan]

Delenn misusing a pool with the boys

Had this idea as I read a text-from-last-night about a threesome in a pool and just directly thought at her

Full picture at my smut twitter TallysFan

#lemon #suggestive #smut #Delenn #Lennier #Sinclair #Jeffrey Sinclair #Delenn/Lennier #Delenn/Lennier/Sinclair #Delenn/Jeffrey Sinclair #Delennier #Delenn x Lennier #Delenn x Sinclair #Babylon 5 #fanwork #fanart #my fanwork #my fanart

[faeriefrolic]

📨 Random simblr question (for the ts3 simmers) of the day: Who's your favorite premade sim?

Oooh I love these questions 💖Hmm... I have a soft spot for the university townies since I spent a lot of time with that ep when I started out with ts3. Cid Serverus and Shea Hollis are my top two favs (I have ocs loosely based on them) but I also really love Eddy Mullis and Sharon Dorsey. and we can't forget Jeffrey Dean, everytime I see him now I think of @happy-lemon 💛I do wish the uni townies had backstories, but they're a lot of fun! I also like Leighton Sekimoto (adorable single dad, he's a sweetie) and Zelda Mae! Tbh I've been wanting to play with the premades more since I never really played in ea worlds much (mostly custom ones). I love all the lore and backstories.

#ask #Anonymous