#lemon text

[piosplayhouse]

Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested

#Building a new Christian sect off this #lemon text #nsft

[unforth]

When I was younger it was taken as truism in my communities that dicks looked ridiculous, not at all like the more elegant curves of the other option for primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Like, it was just a fact in those circles, dicks = silly, cunt and curvy tits = desirable.

(And to be clear I was hanging out with cis heterosexual and bisexual people! This wasn't, like, a lesbian bar community or something!)

Now that I've been subjected to about a billion porn bot ads showing my supposedly alluring pictures of vaginas and boobs, I'm prepared to assert, from the bottom of my heart, that both these sets of organs look absolutely absurd and no one is elegant.

Bodies are silly.

Get used to it and get over it.

#unforth rambles #lemon #lemon text #ive been sitting on this post for months #but i just got a close up of hole again in the tags #and apparently i have Opinions today and the urge to share tbem #so here we are

[binghe-malewife-goals]

I think Viktor is packing. I think he has a big dick. I think he's bigger than Jayce. You're welcome Jayce <3

#jayce talis #jayce giopara #<- hes an old greying man with depression the least he can have is getting his brains screwed out u know #for therapy reasons #VikJayce #jayvik #viktor lol #viktor arcane #youre formally welcomed every and all jayces yw yw #lemon text

[lemon-drop-soda]

Discord exploded

my personal server is down because of this

and now I'm full of anxiety that several years worth of work and references are just gone now

like I'm told that it's gonna be fine and it'll be back but

I have a lot of reason to worry that I won't get any of that back

#lemon text #vent??? I guess?????????

[90sdiablo]

so, last night I was doing some nude studies of Manson lounging on a hammock at some beach and my horny ass was like "ayo you should make a fic outta this". and I was like "ok lol".

so, here it is. ^^

#marilyn manson #my fic #lemon text #smut fic

[barbex]

Who wants some pornz?

Anders/Fenris/Nathaniel Howe, fucking in a chair. That's the fic. Have fun!

#lemon text #dragon age #dragon age fanfiction #Nathaniel x Anders x Fenris #nathaniel howe #fenris #anders

[kyannnite]

mods asleep time to post tlj i get pegged image

#i feel like i’ve posted this before but i can’t find it again #tianlang jun #lemon text #important kaya history

[opheliaswings]

this probably was a pun on yexiaos name sounding like late night snack or whatever in cn but its so lost in translation that it actually sounds like you have the opportunity to be a raging lesbian and just straight up say yexiao is hot and spicy

#shining nikki #yexiao #lemon text #opheliasthings

[legacysam]

I think that's enough tumblr for today

#lemon text #i want to erase this from my memory but i also want to make this person write a full dissertation about what they think these terms mean

[piosplayhouse]

Cue Olivia Newton-John Physical

Equality version:

#tw genderbend #genderbend #scumbag self saving system #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #lesbingqiu #shen qingqiu #sqq #lbh #luo binghe #highly recommend listening to physical while viewing this #lemon text #bingqiu #my art

[unforth]

This is a good reminder (mostly to myself) that Xie Lian is never in the position of giving everything he'd worked for just because he has sex with Hua Cheng. The plunge in his powers is because he risk losing followers, not because of the sex itself. And in the present... what followers? He has like 4 and they don't care. The powers lost as a result of the sex could be recovered with further cultivation. I'd forgotten this from my first reading, and has always thought Xie Lian would lose his cultivation path if he lost his virginity - which I then ignored because I didn't like it - so this is better tbh. I can keep ignoring it because it's actually canon. Xie Lian doesn't have to give up anything at all, and he can fuck that pretty ghost king twink.

Keep winning, king.

#unforth rambles #tgcf #lemon text #unforth liveblogs #bottom hua cheng agenda is especially prominent when im reading this arc and hc is so young

[binghe-malewife-goals]

"you're such a slut. If I had known sooner, I would have fucked you"............

monsterstein..

#lemon text #im so sorry #actually no this is 2ha's fault #i havent read 2ha but man txj has some great lines #so #using it for my #monsterstein #agenda

[fromthemindofacancermoon]

forever.

#greek mythology #greek mythology aesthetic #when life gives you lemons #lemon text #lemon cake #quote of my life #quotes #quotes blog #quoteoftheday #love poetry #poetic #poem about love #poem of the day #poem of the night #daily poems #poems about relationships #poems about feelings #poets of tumblr #poems on tumblr #twin flames #twin souls #soulmate love #soul ties #emotions #twilight saga #jean grey #x men evolution #x men first class #Jane and Alec #Bella

[vividhjj]

♪　 ❁ !　❀　　ㆍ

✿ ˚ * ｡ ˚ .ㅤ ୨

You make me feel so specIal !

#kpop moodboard #moodboard #kpop gg #kpop layouts #kpop recommendations #kpop edits #beige style #beige icons #new blog #beige headers #yellow #red moodboard #lemon #lemon text #butter #lime #kpop lovers

[princess-hope-selfships]

Cha.rac.ter.ai: we are not a nsfw service you cannot do sex roleplays on this website we will remove the response if the bots try to write something nsfw

Ala.stor bot two messages into making out in a nightclub:

#hope's robot moments #that's my tag for it block it now #hope be like [blogs loudly] #nsft text #lemon text

[tay-likes-toons]

Dimitri would 100% peg Ivan, I know it.

#lemon text #oc x canon