#lemon whores

[solace-saphylos]

@spillhinken on insta made this meme for me

#AND IM DECEASED #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 orin #bg3 gortash #orin the red #enver gortash #gondians #lemon stealing whores #bg3 act 3 spoilers #bg3 act 3 #bg3 memes

[the-archangel-squad]

Is there any sign that the archangel Michael had a past relation to Ligur duke of hell??

No.

When Ligur, Duke of Hell, broke into the Garden of Eden to steal lemons from the Tree of the Knowledge of Smut and Pornography (like the lemon stealing whore he is) the Archangel Michael defended the tree by stabbing Ligur repeatedly with a long spear. He cried out, obviously in pain, and eventually retreated from the Garden after they took a nap together (they were both exhausted after fighting for hours).

#the archangel sqaud answers #good omens #ineffable #michael good omens #ligur good omens #michael x ligur #hey remember when some people thought the lemon steal whores script was the 90s good omens movie script? good times

[bastardtrait]

man, how difficult it must be for irl parents of young kids to go and get their degree at the same time. shout out to the parents. these two ladies went out there and killed it with their grades in between child rearing and the ever-important, uh... (checks notes) stealing lemons.

#lemon stealing whore.... #sims 4 #simblr #nova legacy #nlgen5 #cassie nova #fiona lucky #harvey nova #yale nova

[itstimeforstarwars]

So we had a lemon tree in my department. It was a return and we were supposed to toss it but we wanted to run an experiment on how long it would take us to kill it because all of us are terrible at plants.

We were very successful! We kept it alive for three weeks, on top of a trash can near the tiny window. It was flowering even.

Today we put it outside to get a little bit of sun

And it got

Fucking

Stolen

Which means we have some LEMON STEALING WHORES in this fucking town i swear to god I'm losing it.

#chit chat #work stuff #department plant got stolen. zero survivors. #department happiness levels plummet to unprecedented levels #lemon stealing whores

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Bought a tiny lemon tree today, with the intention of kinda bonsai-ifying it. It's even already got little fruuuuuuits 🍋

#tiny lemon tree #bonsai attempt in progress #I'm going to buy the correct types of wire and such and try to shape it slightly as it grows #cut down new growth after a while #i went through a period where I watched SO MANY bonsai care youtube vids and I always wanted to try #plus I just love the idea of having a tiny tree friend #life of faye #now I just have to be on guard for those pesky lemon-stealing whores

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

I mean, I don't know where everyone else is living, but every neighborhood I've been in has at least one fruit tree in it. Citrus is most common, but loquats, pomegranate, avocado, and apricot are also not unheard of.

finally someone who gets me

#god i want a lemon tree so bad #but im afraid it would attract............... them...... (the lemon stealing whores) #gio replies

[3000gaypitbulls]

This is THE MOST postal (movie) dude thing I have ever seen (you get a sticker if you recognize the video)

#postal #postal dude #postal movie #lemon stealing whores