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Lemony: I flaunt my genius and superior knowledge to disguise my deeply rooted psychological trauma.

Jake: That doesn’t sound like a healthy coping mechanism.

Lemony: Did you know that Coping, a word which here means “dealing with an issue,” originated in the 1600s? Back then it had a different meaning and was used as an architectural term. I read about it when I was five.

Moxie: Lemony, we need to talk.

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Ya know what the most unbelievable part of ATWQ is?

In the books, Lemony constantly talks about how he hated it when Kit called him L. I fail to understand how he would rather be called Lemony. Screw the drained ocean; the least believable part was the fact that he preferred being addressed as a citrus flavor than using a nickname.

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“𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖, 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞”- 𝐋𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭

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what if there are no answers and handler’s just thrown together a bunch of random shit with no through line and he’ll publish a book one day that he says will have all the answers and we’re so excited to learn what started the schism, who bea II’s dad is, why they killed olaf’s parents, what’s in the sugar bowl…….

and then it’s just like “and then mr poe woke up and it was all a dream and he went to work in the bank another day, no orphans or secret organisations to think of at all the end”

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it is a custom in both the snicket and baudelaire families to name children after someone who has died and had violet baudelaire been born a boy, she would have been named lemony. however. when the baudelaire parents did have a boy, he was not named lemony, he was named klaus. why didn’t they take this opportunity? perhaps because in between violet and klaus being born they discovered that lemony had not died after all

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further thoughts: lemony arriving on the island to continue his investigation into the lives of the baudelaire children and finding from the baudelaire parent’s journal that had violet been born a boy they would have named her after him

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ok wait. i am thinking about the baudelaire kids never having heard about lemony from their parents and it just hit me again that lemony wasn’t actually there. he didn’t hear what they said, he doesn’t know everything that they knew and it’s incredibly likely that the baudelaire parents would have mentioned him to their children, even if not by name. but it is so incredibly lemony to assume that beatrice and bertrand would have forgotten him once he was no longer in their lives.

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