From last summer
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Get #Hammered or #Sickled with #Leninade A #Party in Every #Bottle and a #Drink with #Taste worth #standing in #line for! #Punday #Monday #Memes #FoodMemes #DrinkMemes #Communism #Lenin #Lemonade https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccxw_xIvsxb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Okay political joke (it's lame. Just a headsup)
What will you call a USSR-themed soda can?
A Leninade...XD
(Vladimir Lenin se if it was confusing)
ngl this was really funny😂.Adding to my USSR jokes collection.
This one is for you:
The roads in the USSR became very unsafe due to rash driving. An order was issued to the traffic police stating that no matter who was driving the car if they were speeding strict action should be taken against them.
One day, Gorbachev (the Russian president) was going for a summit but his driver was driving very slowly. So he asked the driver to get to the back and let him drive. The traffic police stopped Gorbachev but after looking at him they let him go. The higher officer asked the traffic police :why did they let him go? And the traffic police answered: "The man who was sitting in the back of the car was so so so powerful that Gorbachev was his driver."😂🤣😭
I searched a lot for the original version but couldn't find it. So I had to write down whatever I could remember.
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hey if lemonade is made of lemons
and lime-e-nade is made of lime
what the hell is leninade made of 😲
meow
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WE'RE DONEEEEEE
got a lovely gift of leninade and the communist manifesto from my history teacher
it has been lovely commiserating with you my friend
all the best for next year , hope you end up like zhou enlai (bloody untouchable)
I KNOWWWW
It actually ended up being way better than I expected
Same to you! I hope that someone will (or is currently) love/ing you as much as Lin Biao loves Mao ❤️
Thankyou so much!! I’ll keep you posted!
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lemonade
lenonade
leninade
leningrad
illuminati confirmed?
bill cipher doritos
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🥨 (cass, daniel & inessa !!)
☠ ― Send '🥨' to go for a midnight snack run at the local convenience store with my muse.
"I refuse to listen to the opinion of a man that buys pork rinds as a snack," Inessa lets out a huff of disgust as she looks at what she doesn't dare call a haul. Who on earth buys Peeps, pork rinds, and a... what even is a Leninade?
"And I'm not about to listen to the woman that eats and drinks those shitty spicy pickles," Daniel shoots back, his own nose scrunched up in disgust which didn't faulter at the sound of Inessa's gasp of dismay.
"Cass, hold me back from your man. It won't be the first time I took someone in a gas station parking lot."
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a drink called leninade tastes slightly of embalming fluid
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Leninade
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Please do not feed the Brussel sprouts roids. Highlighter, Leninade cap, regular Brussel sprout and hot wheel for scale because #merica https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck1DIVcp_C7h1EKkDq6fbyaJo4jHoG0fNz5frs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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what flavor is leninade?????
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What's the weirdest drink you've ever drunk?
Hmm idk
A local bar does some interesting mixed drinks seasonally. One of my favorites is an autumn rum old fashioned. Idk if it’s that weird but it tastes like autumn as alcohol
There’s also one drink I still have the bottle from
The actual drink isn’t that weird but the branding is one of the funniest things. It’s called Leninade
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