THANK U, NEXT
pairing || marvel cast x actress!reader
summary || your particularly fabulous love life is brought up during an interview.
warnings || none
authors note || hi honey bunnies. i’m sorry that this is lowkey trash but the idea came to me in the shower and i rushed it <3
disclaimers || i do not know anyone in this story personally. this is all fictional!
“Y/N has, without a doubt, has had the most interesting and jealousy provoking love life!” Scarlett exclaimed, earning a round of cheers from the audience, James Cordon and your other co-stars, Robert, Evans, Hemsworth and Sebastian.
“I mean, I have been lucky,” you laughed, agreeing.
“Would you mind running us through it?” James asked, the audience cheering you on once more.
You honestly didn’t mind talking about it, but you blamed Mackie for driving everyone off the topic of the movie, the thing you were meant to be talking about.
“Okay, so when I was eighteen I dated Liam Hemsworth,” you started, laughing when you saw Chris (H) pump the air with his fist.
“I take it you’re on good terms still then?” James chuckled.
“Yeah, Liam and I are close friends still. It mainly ended because he, obviously, lives in Australia and I live here so after a while it was getting harder to see each other, what with the distance and out jobs on top of that, so yeah we broke it off.” You explained.
“We drag her out to Australia for birthdays and everything still,” Chris added. “The whole family loves her. I’m pretty sure our mum talks to Y/N like, every week.”
“She does! She’s so sweet.” You doted as the audience ‘awhh-ed’.
“If our break up had been bad, would you still talk to me?” You turned to the taller man sat next to you, glancing up at him.
He wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you into him. “I don’t think anything could stop me talking to you, sweetheart.” He kissed the top of your head and the crowed went wild causing you all to laugh.
“Yeah, so two years after that when I was twenty, I dated Leo Di’Caprio,” you smiled lightly. “We met on the set of The Wolf of Wall Street when I played a Naomi Lapaglia. He was so lovely but after a while I had some stuff go down and we broke up. Sort of lost contact with him after a while.”
You felt Robert place a comforting hand on your knee. He knew better than anyone what had actually happened.
“Five or six months after that I went out with Ezra Miller. I cannot express how much I adore them. They are still one of my closest friends to this day and my security blanket.”
“I loved Ezra so much!” Chris Evans added, “They made you really happy.”
You smiled warmly at him placing a hand on his knee.
“Then Sarah Paulson and I dated. That was amazing, she was my celebrity crush for ages, like, she’s so funny and gorgeous; it’s impossible not to love her!” You exclaimed as the crowed cheered louder, you looked at them and excitedly squealed ‘I know’. “I was so sad when we broke up. I literally showed up at Sebastian’s door at 2am crying.”
“She actually did. I let her in and we both cried, ate ice cream, and watched Step Brothers.” He wrapped his arms around your shoulders from his seat behind you after the audience laughed.
“After my break up with Sarah I took a break from dating but had a —“ you paused, thinking of the right word, “— fling we’ll call it, with Cara Delevingne. So cool, still friends, lovely person.”
James placed a hand on his heart exaggeratedly at how casually you went about talking. “You’re saying all this like it’s nothing. Like not half the world would want to be in your shoes.” Everyone laughed.
“Well- I don’t know,” you laughed. “My most recent relationship was with Shemar Moore. Love the guy. He’s just genuinely so nice, y’know. Also I’d watch Criminal Minds growing up and have a massive crush on him,” you giggled.
“Seriously though, I have been so lucky. I’ve never been out with anyone I could call an asshole. I’m so grateful for them all as well, they made my life amazing and they’ve provided me with some of happiest memories ever.”
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