#let me put my POSTS ON THE DASH

[charcubed]

RRR (2022)

#RRR #RRR movie #rambheem #alluri sitarama raju #komaram bheem #long post #long post for ts #bheem rrr #ram rrr #literally all of my followers are like 'why the fuck would you put this long as hell post on my dash' #well if you watch the movie then you'll retroactively enjoy all that scrolling okay #(let me know if you need a link to watch it. I'll hook you up) #sorry. could I have made this multiple posts? yes. did I want to? no <3 #hopefully the way I ordered these conveys many of my feral feelings #shout out the hands I didn't put in here. there were a – wait for it – handful that didn't make the cut #TW blood #TW violence

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x01 | A New Beginning

#let's play Clue i'll be the rope #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #i hate this website that gifset i just tried to post wouldn't show on my dash.... #i had to test that this one would #ANYWAY #hmm #many thots....i mean thoughts #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #it's been 5 years and i #still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY SANTA FACE #excuse me but The Nose™ #i love me a sweaty man #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #im gonna go have a big glass of wine now

[bunnyb34r]

Blocking isn't enough, I need to banish them

#nothing specific happened lol i just saw this fucking turd of a 'popular' blogger's post on my dash bc theyre mutuals with like two of the #good blogs i follow and i keep seeing their fucking nasty ass icon and username and i wanna banish them #is that so much to ask?? huh?? #and theyre big in two communities im in and i keep seeing their posts get big #i just... let me put them in a snowglobe for eternity and then let me shake it forever really fast #please?? #marquilla #i will not name them bc thats rude... out loud sgsggdgd if you really wanna know dm me bc im petty

[bonnie-bug]

I know I’ve seen it somewhere before (most likely here on tumblr) but i AM obsessed with the idea of a muppets version of good omens where the human characters are all played by muppets and aziraphale and crowley are played by humans who are very clearly controlling muppet versions of themselves as their corporations but the muppets only ever directly address the muppet corporations. as far as they can see aziraphale and crowley are also only muppets

moreover I am EXTRA obsessed with the idea that aziraphale and crowley. also keep up the muppeteering when alone with each other. their muppets are their corporations how they interact with the earth and they interact with each other while within these corporations. but when you can literally see their true (human) forms looming over their dinky little flesh (felt) bodies it adds a new level of hilarity

I cant tell which would be funnier: if, when talking to each other, they looked each other dead in the eyes while making their muppets also look at each other, or if they ALSO pretended the other was only a muppet and utterly ignored their true human forms

that being said I think for the drunk scene they should be slugging back actual glasses of wine in one hand and just very sloppily controlling their muppet selves with the other. the muppets have little fake glasses of wine too obvi

with tracy aziraphale just takes over as her muppeteer she just sometimes moves and talks on her own. all the other angels and demons are just humans but when on earth the angels have muppets and the demons have really shitty hand puppets. they just stand there holding the muppets/puppets they dont make them move and act. aziraphale and crowley are thought to be very weird and creepy for doing so with theirs

the horsepersons…. I think they start with muppets only but you can see there’s sticks or wires or whatever controlling their limbs. and them when they start to come into their power suddenly they’re being controlled by a person. and when they go full Horsepersons Of The Apocalypse they’re fully human (in form). except for death. death is identical to tv canon bc he’s the one who hides his true nature the least. and he’s creepier that way

with adam? I think he’s just an uncomfortably human looking muppet. his face is more normally proportioned. his felt is a very human beigey tan. his hands are uncomfortably dextrous like the swedish chef’s. maybe when he comes into his powers he starts looking less and less like a muppet and more and more like a human until it culminates in something dead center in the uncanny valley for both humans and muppets. and then after he tells satan to fuck off he suddenly looks almost perfectly muppet normal with only a twinge of almost-human-y since he still has at least Some powers

in terms of the muppet casting I have no idea who should be whom jdjdbdkd maybe miss piggy for anathema and kermit for newt, mostly bc they’re arguably the main human (adult) characters and it’s funny to me to call a frog “newt”. however this version does not include the all-but-onscreen sex scene okay we do not need to see that. it fades to black just like in the book thank you ❤️

also to be clear all the angels and demons and in particular aziraphale and crowley are all still dressed like in canon. when their wings show up their human true form also has wings. crowley puts on sunglasses on his human self before digging out a tiny pair of muppet sized ones and putting it in his muppet hand to put on his muppet face. yknow. stuff like that

#yes I’m putting way too much thought into something I literally will never do anything with shut up jdbdbdkd #this ordinarily would be shared with my friends or something but my brain has so many worms in it rn and refuses to let me socialize #so instead u get to see my stream of consciousness shitposting directly on ur dash. you’re welcome ❤️ #good omens #muppets #muppet au #the bon speaks #having one human try to accurately control a muppet doesnt Really make logistic sense I know but shhhh #I know with most larger muppets u need two people to control them one with the mouth and one arm and someone else with the other arm but #idk. maybe they can manage to use two of those sticks in one hand kdjdbdk #every dramatic scene just becomes 1000% funnier when u imagine it happening with each of them holding a muppet version of himself #again! I will do nothing with this au! but I must think out every angle for it regardless alas #anyway hope u enjoyed my rambling abt gomens but muppets jdbdvdnd #if u read all the post and all these tags I give u a kees on the forehead (• ε •)

[octoooo]

Otw back to campus again so I’m drawing my silly little Splatoon guys (oc’s) and making yall look at them >:)

I’ve got an entire Google doc of their backstory & stuff so I might drop that one day soon

I ALSO HAVE THE SWITCH WITH ME so I can play Splatoon while on campus <3

#coconut octo (mod talking) #brother let me take the switch since he won’t be using it :) #going back home in a few days so I’ll return it then #Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #splatoon oc #Yuki is my in game character #I care them <3 #also they’re cousins #bfjdhdjd I absolutely love Redd’s human design she’s so pretty #I draw Yuki a Lot so when I finally post their lore(?) expect to see art of him >:) #I don’t draw Redd nearly as often but I do have a colored version of her as a human which is smth Yuki doesn’t have #so she has that going for her ig #ik hardly anyone followed me for Splatoon but I’m going to put many octopus’s on your Dash anyway >:) #it’s like..you get home & notice there’s an octopus on your desk and your couch and in your fridge and in your toaster (getting a tan) #that’s what’s abt to happen to yall I think

[is-this-tf]

Is it TF?

TF, as in Transformation, is a concept that can mean quite a few things to many different people- and when depicted in art or media, usually consists of some sort of physical or psychological transformation of one thing into another, often including the contexts before or after such a change occurs. 

For the purposes of this blog, the assumed pretense that the TF or TF-adjacent content depicted in posts on this blog being nonsexual in this manner is considered the default, and will be treated or engaged with as such unless clarified otherwise, but there are plenty of ways those who engage in TF art can enjoy it! There are many who consider it a paraphilia for themselves and commonly enjoy it as a sexual theme, but it is also quite common for people to enjoy it entirely nonsexually, as well- perhaps exploring it under a lens of gender, as a vessel or narrative device to communicate themes, or just liking it as an unrelated special interest... TF is fascinating and alluring concept in itself, regardless of the ways it can be enjoyed and explored.

I made this blog because I love it when I see people unintentionally making TF posts on tumblr. I feel like it happens a lot and I think it's really, really funny when it does, by accident or not. Feel free to tag me in posts or send in questions asking if something is TF, and I'll give my honest answer as an expert in the field myself. 

Don't forget, words to live by:

Primary tags: #this is tf, #this is tf art, #unintentional tf, #intentional tf, #definitely intentional tf, #not tf

#this is largely a g//mm//ck blog so i don't think i'll be like seeking out actual TF art or stories to rb? or at least not that often #although i could from time to time or link some if i really Really like it #i dunno i'll decide later #(edit: i think i will on occasion‚ and i'm putting any i rb under its own tag- check 'this is tf art' for what i rb here!) #is this tf #tf #this is tf #not tf #transformation #these will like primarily be post i'm just rbing from my dash but if people send me posts i can rb those too #by the way! if you also want to reach out to me if i reblog a post of yours that you want me to remove tags from or delete the rb altogether #feel free to message me and let me know and i'll do that! #this blog was inspired by another is-this-(shhh) blog but i wanted to do something with one of my own interests #one last thing- transformers fans i am so sorry. #i don't care about regular people not wanting to see transformation stuff‚ these blockable primary tags i'm using for this blog are for YOU #it's weird‚ but i made it with love. #💜 #pkosting

[hella1975]

im having a nap and then i WILL do my bi-annual inbox cleanse this is a promise and a warning

#no it’s not actually bi-annual but somehow the reality of me letting it build up until i frequently bulk answer 60 in one go is worse #the way the tbos account is also a state. what is my problem #i literally love answering asks as well like not even just the inherent joy of knowing people are going out of their way to interact #i also like the routine of it like i get a cuppa i put on a playlist and then i just. answer my little asks #but i get behind so quickly these days (which is a wonderful problem to have!) and the amount of times i go in my inbox #like ‘todays the day!’ just to answer a couple and then tap out is abysmal 😭 #so im hoping posting it here will hold me accountable #if im not clogging ur dash in 2 hours time pls shout at me #im so sleepy though it’s absolutely a terrible idea to have a nap at 7pm but im doing it anyway #i left the flat at 8:30am and was in an exam until GONE TWELVE #AND HALFWAY THROUGH BLACKBOARD FROZE ON ME AND KICKED ME OUT! I HAD TO EMAIL THE SCHOOL OF BUSINESS! THEY RESET IT! I LOST ALL MY PROGRESS! #appalling scenes truly. they wouldn’t treat an animal like this #so yeah. bedtime then play fetch with the cult for a bit <3 #hella goes to uni

[mizugucci]

tagged by a few people etc etc specifically @hohowonho off the top of my head umm yeah have this. whatever this is. also no i will not be tagging anyone

#at this point im just posting to get it done #mtxt #i wont let hard work go to waste even if the end project is a POS #multi #op #mp #half of me is like. erase this from existence and dont tag anyone #but the other is like. i REALLY want validation so?? idk lol #also i want to subject my dash to my music faves <3 #i will put this into the world and see what happens

[worldsentwined]

*tired sigh* every day I get one step closer to unfollowing the Murderbot diaries tag.

#wild that the fandom had gotten big enough to put so many annoying takes on my dash #or just like...whining idk #using the filtered tags and filtered post content has served me well so far #but today's Hot Take came from someone whose username is a common fandom word so like...block time #idk sometimes I don't even completely disagree with the expressed opinion #but the way of expressing the thought as 'the whole fandom is terrible because xyz' just doesn't work for me #just let people do what they want and use the block function liberally #and idk maybe don't tag your rant with the fandom tag #like I am deliberately not doing here

[duskholland]

i’m the jokey baby

#tumblr is not letting me write posts in black ink. i literally cannot see anything i type unless i put it in a colour #now what is going on over here … is this a tumblr problem or have i. forgotten. how to type ??? i’m blaming the devs #hi all ^_^ #my dissertation is due tomorrow ^_^ sorry for the absence #i’ve been Suffering #anyways… glad to see the dash hasn’t changed much… i miss being around #when i figure out how to make text posts again i’ll return 😭 like what even i was typing and there was nothing there #i’m still not even convinced this is gonna post right #anyways #sending you love and peace #thanks for sticking around at tumblr dot com slash duskholland #duskholland incorporated is thinking abt returning full time but is working up an action plan #so. until then. i will just be about… somewhere… floating… in orange (? red?) text #bye bye bye #h.txt

[link-lonk]

I think Taylor Swift should come out as straight actually

#radiostatic.txt #some gaylor post crossed my dash the other day so I ended up going through their blog to see loke what's up with that #and it's actually disgusting. I'm saying this as a queer person #it's actually really gross to put all of your time and effort into proving that a real life person is actually lgbt #to be clear here if it turns out taylor is gay and she comes out then like good for her! but let her do that her own terms. #it's also not that hard to find actual quotes from her saying she's not lgbt. but these people will pretend those don't exist #I'm not a taylor swift fan. I don't enjoy her music. but looking through those blogs has made me feel really sorry for her #she is a real person. like if she was fictional and y'all were making gay headcanons I would get it #but she's not. she's real #and the fact that these people are digging into absolutely everything she says and does to ''prove'' that she's gay is really fucking gross #if I was a celebrity and people did thay stuff to me I don't think I would ever leave the house again #and again that's regardless of if she's ''actually gay'' or not #have some respect for other people. it is disrespectful to her as a human being to constantly mirco analyze everything she does #and like the worst part about this is I bet you she could outright say ''I am straight. I am not lgbt+'' #and these people would STILL go on about how she's ''secretly gay and not ready to come out yet'' or some bs

[skenpiel]

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE DIRK ALL THE TIME YOURE GONNA DRIVE ME FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#not 2 minutes after another mutual put bropoppop on my dash. im in dirk yaoi hell #i was just starting to like him you guys are gonna make me go back to just sort of disliking him again………. #btw making this a post cuz tumblr mobile sucks and wont let me open your blog to send an ask. whatever

[biohazard-inevitable]

Why is there so much discorse on my feed I’m just here for silly pirates and fanart why are people being mean-

#mild vent #vent post #WHO AM I FOLLOWING THATS PUTTING THIS SHIT IN MY RECCOMENDED?! #cause i KNOW i aint reblogging that shit #i just had to block 5 people my dash looks like TWITTER #i literally dont want to hear about all these dumb anti takes and shit #people arguing about what kinks are ‘immoral’ #LIKE STFU AND GIVE ME PIRATES KISSING???? #i dont care just let me have silly time

[benetnvsch]

Tumblr should invent a block filter that actually for once just completely excludes posts with things I blocked instead of just telling me ‘hey this contains a blocked thing hahah care to see?”

Cuz no I fucking don’t that’s why I have it blocked-

#half the time said thing isn’t even inherently in the post to ??? #just vaguely there or used for reach which ?? great ig but it’s like a jump scare each time #what is it this time who put this on my dash yknow #who do I need to unfollow today H A H #just like how twt should not let me see when ppl I blocked commented on something- #I do not need to see what they say twt why give me the option #gonestly tiktok is fucking solid for their block system #and th #love ‘em #I need to tiktok more but I always forgot ;;

[ngc-5194]

you are so brave to somehow put up with literally everything i post or reblog

whatever my mutuals put on my dash was carefully hand selected and i shall respect their perfect incredible taste as such o7

#no but really i like liking pretty much every post that shows up on my dash #it lets da mutuals know i have seen their posts listened to their tags and understand their soul #and also when they can somewhat expect me to rb something if it was set out as a trap specifically for me #mostly though its my chronic fear of missing out. and thus i try to see every single post anyone puts on my dash all of the time because. #what if its important or something #i guess #idk #anyway in summary #uh #blows a kiss to the sky: for my mutuals <333

[blueparadis]

what is the most important thing in a relationship or friendship?

( for me, it's honesty and communication. and when I say honesty I mean being honest with yourself, accepting your highs and lows, accepting your changes because of that person, and then comes being honest with them. communication is important cuz without it, honesty isn't appreciated. )

#paradistalks #textpost #text. #feel free to add tho #oh i had a falling out with one of my childhood friend #and it really sucked #i tried mending but it was late. i was informed that she had a grudge on me over 'something' that has happened yrs ago ( almost 3 yrs ) #i just find it sad how people have strenght to rememeber such things yet not talk it out ! woof i'm too tired to let it linger in me #vent post #tagging just in case #tw vent #sorry to put this up in dash fellas #next time i come online you'll have something hopeful and warm #will delete later