#let me shitpost

[imaginesmatsu]

osomatsu is devastated by sierra mist's discontinuation

karamatsu loves starry and thinks it's better (he and osomatsu fight about this!)

choromatsu does not like lemon lime sodas, he enjoys the Good Shit™ (like orange soda)

ichimatsu tolerates it but it isn't his go-to (the soda bubbles hurt his tummy)

jyushimatsu like water :) he will drink fizzy water or "healthy" sodas . thinks the fights between oso and kara are funny

todomatsu live streams the fights that oso and kara have about starry. he has gained about 500 followers from these live streams. (he also does not like starry)

#mod null #headcanons #osomatsu san #allmatsu #let me shitpost #starry is ok but it's not sierra mist fr

[benevolentgodloki]

I am Loki of Asgard, God of Mischief. Do not "IM" me with questionable invites to human dating websites. Begone, thot bots.

#I'm sick #let me shitpost

[incomprehensiblelentils]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of locking the goddamn tomb

#locked tomb #tlt shitposting #the locked tomb #tlt #locked tomb series #if this post already exists I couldn’t find it so I swear I didn’t mean to steal it #(let me know if it is an existing post and I’ll happily delete this lol) #I was just like wait. WAIT.

[eimmzy]

A while ago I went to see Akira on the big screen and

#zaum was full of weebs let me tell you #de #disco elysium #de fanart #discoelysium #kim #kim kitsuragi #shitpost #akira

[dolotonglo]

so that popularity poll huh

#ace attorney #thank you for the idea aroace attorney i hope i have done you justice 🫡 #haha justice. get it. like apollo #anyway #HES RLLY THIRD WHEELING LIKE THAT ITS SO FUNNY 😭 #ace attorney shitpost #shitpost #gyakuten saiban #phoenix wright #beanix #miles edgeworth #apollo justice #CONGRATS GUYS!!! 🥹 #beanix fans r WINNING today #also listen. i know someone else did this already #but i finished this before i saw theirs okay #let me have this i worked so hard #dolotalks #doloposts

[etrevil]

Expressive Dazai, stressed Dazai, you will forever be loved 😌🙏

#GIVE THAT MAN EXPRESSIONS YASSSSS #he was born a drama queen fight me on this #let his brows scrunch his nose wrinkles his blood pressure rise 💪 #bsd spoilers #bsd manga #bsd chapter 114 #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd shitpost

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate? #i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[milfjinart]

#star wars #star wars shitpost #this is specifically about #thrawn #btw #idk why thrawn (2017) put me in a chokehold bc none of the heir to the empire books did but here we are #fuck it let’s add a bunch of other tags too #rogue one #andor #the mandalorian #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #star wars rebels #arc trooper fives #darth maul #etc. etc.

[sentientsky]

get fuckin boop blasted, losers

#fuck shitty April fools pranks #i hate them so much #let me gently bap u on the head with a kitty paw #get booped losers #boop #tumblr boop #shitpost #april fool's day

[beardeddetectivepaper]

#respost because i don't want the first one to be connected to me in any shape or form #rhaenicent #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #rhaenyra x alicent #alicent x rhaenyra #hotd #hotd shitpost #house of the dragon #quality tanked but let's not focus on that #they're so silly #rhaenyra found out why asking for dating advice from daemon 'you're almost as pretty as your brother' targaryen might have been a bad idea #i am a child of divorce

[creepymutelilbugger]

#196 #rule #shitpost #r/196 #/r/196 #r196 #furry memes #furry #if you drew this boy let me know and I'll take him down

[yaoiconnoisseur]

BG3xFortnite collab when

#If my OG malewife Kakashi Hatake can hit the gritty in Fortnite so can Astarion #Listen I know I’m referencing a CSGO meme let me have this #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #karlach #astarion fanart #bg3 fanart #bg3 shitpost #gale fanart #galeposting #astarion posting #karlach cliffgate #digital art #procreate #my art #fortnite

[spirk-trek]

spock: quick captain! grab my hand!

jim: idk are you sure? :/ i don't want you to feel like you have to-

spock: jim please

jim: i guess i always just imagined one day we would naturally-

spock: you are about to fall to your death

jim: i mean, what even are we, you know? :/

#spirk #shitpost #theyre so stupid #(perfect for me) #star trek #tos #text #spock #lets make out its to save your life #vulcan kisses #my text

[its-blorbin-time]

Graphic designer will Graham: I drag my cursor to the font selection box. After careful deliberation I choose comic sans. This will inflame the Chesapeake Hacker’s sophisticated sensibilities and provoke an attack.This is my graphic design. This is my passion.

#jack Crawford: this case has got me stumped let me ask my good friend the trusted computer science professor Hackibal Lecter #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal shitpost #hannigram #au 🐎

[acefulbwa]

World's Worst polycule lmao

#fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers #shitpost #my stuff #desperately want to make art of these disasters but brain wont let me damnit #you know that one meme of the bride and the two grooms taking turns making out. thats them #winter king #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #candy queen #damn first actual post I make in a months and it's a goddamn shitpost #edit: goddamit it's been 20 minutes why does this already have notes #if this has more notes in the morning Im going to put my hand in a pencil sharpener (being overdramatic)

[l3viat8an]

Lucifer: You seem happy. What are you writing?

Satan: A will.

Lucifer: Well it is smart to prepare for the future and-

Satan: It's yours.

Lucifer: Of course, it is.

#I’m cleaning out dumb drafts- so let’s pretend that demons write wills too #surprise it’s queue! #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #obey me! #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #om! satan #om! lucifer #om! shall we date #om! shit post #om! crack #om!