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depressedlover2000 · 1 year
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cowboyfatgum · 7 months
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MC: *accidentally bumping into mammon and putting on a British accent* My fault original gangster
Mammon *also putting on a British accent* No, this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons
MC: For what purpose?🥺
Mammon: And discard all of your footwear as well
MC: For what purpose?😭😭😭
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lucedraws · 21 days
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late night doodles
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helphowdoiusethis · 7 days
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I will start a war with you mother nature!?
I have never fucked someone with a dick and I don't plan to fuck at all!?
Stop stabbing my uterus!?
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crayonnthief · 1 year
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He’s just barking at you all
New sticker!!!!!!!
Anyone want the others in this form?
(I am happy to offer free sticker designs… if I have time. I’m kinda dealing with art block and need inspiration)
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life-spire · 2 months
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joyboyniccoro · 9 months
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My friend showed and explained warlord Buggy to me (im barely hitting episode 600 right now) and I spent a week thinking about this. I can finally sleep.
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belligerentbagel · 1 year
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zzzzzz 
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depressedlover2000 · 1 year
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Guys,
How do you sleep when your cat is at the dead center of your bed?
Do you curl around the cat? Contort your body into a geometric shape? Sleep on the floor? Perhaps the ceiling like Spider-Man? Levitate? Sleep under your bed? Gently move the cat to another location?
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luckyshotwrites · 1 year
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“I’ll do anything, please!”
They leaned in and whispered, “if you would do anything, then go down easy for me~.”
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multifandom-dweeb · 4 months
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aamircoeur · 2 years
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college au imagines with valorant men
Includes: Yoru, Chamber, Phoenix, Sova, and Cypher.
SFW, slice of life imagines.
cw: probably contains spelling and grammatical errors. it's 4am please forgive me i can not sleep. do enjoy though.
yoru would playfully step on your shoes, and he'd do it with a proud smirk. he knows that you'll run after him to step on his shoes too so he thinks that it's the perfect way to get close to you without being so obvious about it. he's also the type to hide your pens / pencil case in his own bag so that you'd talk to him during class asking if he had an extra pen. (he'd sneak the pencil case back to you after classes, though.)
chamber's the type to mouth you the answer when you're asked to recite. the type to say, "what's in it for me?" when you ask for test/seatwork answers. also the type to bump his hips to yours when you're both standing to wait for the bus (or you, at least. he probably has his own driver to drive him home but he insisted on hanging out with you 'til you get a ride home.)
phoenix is the type to shout, "this is for you!" before attempting to score during a basketball tournament. spoiler: he didn't hit the basket. but he'd sheepishly smile and say that t'was just a 'practice round'. would also be the type to steal cartolina paper somewhere and write "GO [NAME]!!!!!!" on it using a permanent marker that he most likely stole from yoru when it's you that's competitively playing. he probably drew hearts, a fucking spaceship or something and a tree surrounding the text. he likes being flashy and extra.
sova would be your cool upperclassman that always smiles at you in the hallway and approaches you when you're alone. he leaves snacks/drinks on your desk whenever it's break time so you have something to secretly munch on during classes. if you play sports, he'd attend your sports club practice and watch you play from the sidelines. always has hair ties on his wrists. his classmates asked him about it and he only answered with, "for emergencies." but they definitely know that he keeps them for you.
cypher's also your upperclassman. he's the more annoying one, though. would softly throw a ball at your head just to get your attention. always gives you small sticky notes, small messages that says, "walk with me home later?" "should we eat somewhere before heading home?" "can u buy me milk and give it to me later at lunch pls i'll pay u back" He in fact did not pay you back. - sneaks into the security room (or something idk) with you just to show you a clip of phoenix slipping in the halls through security cameras. weirdly knows all the best seats in every classroom and gives them to u (fans/air conditioning hitting the spot perfectly, a spot that's barely noticed by the teacher etc).
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estelledreamscape · 4 months
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I've been trying to sleep for 3 hours.
Still. Wide. Awake.
Omfg I will literally rip my hair out until I go bald bruh
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id like a nice long nap. maybe a hug. perhaps cuddles if i'm feeling dangerous
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