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emmedoesntdomath · 9 months
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wade, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest petey-pie
peter, glancing up: yes?
wade, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest spidey-poo, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose. 
peter, turning to wade’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???
vanessa, wade’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over
wade, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-
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edenminx · 11 months
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Some Lawrence doodles +fem Lawrence I call her Laurie
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Just Dan things
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For any Dutch people who might be out there, Phil looks like he just came back from Koningsdag, or that one 1D concert in the ziggo dome lol
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tomhoppusdelonge · 2 months
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bjurnberg · 8 months
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I’ve only heard of Maps Mizoguchi like three times in fanfic as one of Damian’s friends from school. Not even in-depth character stories, just an added background character in passing. So when I saw this on the shelf I decided to buy it before I checked the price (and then was very glad to see it was within my price range, even if barely).
Time to get to know more characters! Hello Maps!
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kekaki-cupcakes · 5 months
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traumacat800 · 1 year
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Every Kiss Begins With Kill Chapter 2 (NSFW)
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Buckets of Bug Blood
OK OK BECAUSE OF YOU THE TIMELINE CHANGED BASICALLY. So, Bob never sees Lila and survives. He still eats ppl though, but the VAMPIRE GUY SURVIVES HE'S SO CUTE (/platonic) I'M SAD HE DIED 💔
my mutuals have been BEGGING on their KNEES for chapter 2 soooo here it is fr <3
Also Brazen (your dog) is really fucking smart, tbh everybody needs a Brazen. SHE LITERALLY CAN ONLY BARK LMFAOO 😭😭 and she’s STILL the voice of reason. LMAO rather the BARK of reason. The entire thing is so goofy to the point where it’s amazing and fits perfectly in the series fr
There’s smut in this chapter. But the midst of it will be in the third chapter or fourth. Reader is 18 btw, senior in hs. <3
TW:
Breaking in (although it isn’t treated as such) , mentions of bugs (you like bugs sm), Bob Velseb.
It was the day after Halloween.
You were sitting at home, Brazen was laying on the bed next to you. She’s completely recovered from her illness and was back to being her usual self. You ran your finger through her soft hair, god, you loved your dog so much. Brazen perked up at something but you didn’t notice. You were on ibisPaint at the moment, although you keep switching off if it to either change the music or go on TimeWatch (Tiktok) or SOMEHOW study for a test that you never remembered having. Your brain worked in weird ways, you supposed. Your headphones were one of your most prized possessions, at the moment, they weren’t helping you. 
At least that’s what Brazen thought, as she barked at the tall man with horns that was creeping in the backyard. You had told her about meeting a man with the description before. Unlike Brazen, you didn’t sleep downstairs. Which meant that you never had to sleep next to the loud ass Tv, that somehow only played the news. Brazen hated your ignorance about the subject or rather the fact that you thought a murderer was hot. Now that murderer was back, probably to end you. 
‘I don’t get paid enough for this, I don’t even get paid at all!’ Brazen thought. 
Brazen continued to bark at the man but he never hesitated in his attempt to get to you, somehow making his way up to your window. Brazen jumped down from the window, and ran to your bed. You still couldn’t hear her barking over your loud ass music. Brazen rolled her eyes before nipping at you. You jumped a bit, taking out your headphones. Brazen looked back, the window was open, the man was inside. 
“Did you know that Endocannibalism is just one of many forms of cannibalism?”
You jumped at his voice, one you were definitely not expecting. You turned around. It was the guy from yesterday, he was still in his costume. 
“Dude, where are you finding these weird facts? Also how the fuck did you get in my room?” 
He pointed at the window, his smile never faltered. You felt a bit concerned for him, did he have nowhere to sleep or maybe he had no friends? You frowned at that thought, even though he technically broke into your house. He was a little weird but so were you. I mean you liked bugs, your shelfs were littered with bug books. Plus, he didn’t seem to have any bad intentions. So, you shrugged it off, as usual.
“Hey what’s your name? Never got it yesterday.”
He hummed, thinking for a couple seconds.
“Bob” 
Brazen looked between the two of you, absolutely horrified at that sight. There’s no way you actually liked the murderer right? 
“I’m Y/n” 
You closed your window before looking back at him. 
“You know, you could’ve just knocked on the door. I would’ve let you in” 
Brazen huffed out a loud growl before leaving the room, probably going back downstairs. You closed the door behind her.
“Wanna play a game?” You asked, pointing to your video game console, he didn’t respond. So you went over to it, plugging in the second controller. He watched you curiously as you did so. Once you’d finally finished hooking up the game, you patted the spot next to you. His heavy footsteps filled the room as you sat waiting for him. He sat down, picking up the controller. You smiled at him, and you both played what was a very nice and gentle game of online Monopoly. 
Spoiler alert: 
It was not a very nice game, it was every man for themselves. 
Bob laughed as he defeated you, you’d landed on a house of his. It was 1500 dollars to pay off the fine, you’d only had 900 at the moment. There was no way he would trade you for his money. You whined in defeat. You had to go bankrupt, there was no other option. Bob smirked at you, you refused to look at him especially after all the shit you talked to him.
“Oh don't be like that” He purred
You refused to acknowledge how his dark voice made your stomach pool in anticipation. 
But little did you know, he saw right past you. 
Bob grabbed your hips, a bit questionably, only to see if you were truly comfortable with this or not. You didn’t shift, so he rested his head on you. You could feel his warm breath on your cheek, you felt your face heat up. He studied your body language a bit before finally asking—
“Can I touch you?”
You nodded. You were at a loss for words at the situation that was happening. It seemed straight out of wattpad, that you’d meet a guy you’d like and end up doing the dirty tango with him a day after. His hands trailed down your hips. Your breath hitched as he quietly studied you once more, slipping his hands into your undergarments. He removed one hand, spitting on it. For lube purposes since you had none. He slowly inserted his fingers inside you, it was uncomfortable. The pain was a sharp burn. Thankfully, he focused on the other elements of your body to keep your content. For example, biting your neck, rubbing around your nipples, and finally grinding against your leg. He was so hard and it was making you feel even more pleasure at the thought of taking him: It didn’t take very long for him to break you in. You managed to stifle a moan at how good his hands were, moving inside you slowly. He seemed like an expert on this topic. His head was resting near your neck, he took in all your sinful sounds. You pushed back against him, begging the man for more. 
“Needy Kitten.” He breathed out, you whined at the sensual tone of his voice. 
He started to pump his fingers in and out of you, setting a rather fast pace. Your hole twitched around him.You felt your stomach pool with pleasure, you closed your eyes. Clenching up your body as your orgasm struck through you like thunder. You stopped for a moment catching your breath. Bob was still hard, you notice. Although he seemed to be happy with how you looked now. Removing his hands from your undergarments. 
“Wait…” 
You figured it'd be easier if he just dry humped you, it’s not like you were ready for the real thing yet. You sat on his lap, your hole brushing up against his cock roughly. Bob moaned against you, grabbing your hips. He pushed you closer to him, taking full advantage of the body that you’d lended to him. His arms wrapped around you, as he grinded roughly against your ass. His heavy grunts and breaths made you moan and whine. He didn’t last very long though, cumming in his pants. Bob panted along with you. You fought the need to sleep, you didn’t want him to leave just yet. Bob seemed to notice this. You shifted the position, burying your face in his soft red sweater. His arms came to pull you closer, his head rested on yours. You could hear his heartbeat, it was fast. 
“Sleep now. I’ll be back soon.” 
You couldn’t help but follow his instructions. 
Bob stayed with you until it started to get light outside, tucking you into bed. While waking back to your window, he noticed the set of books you had. Most being about bugs. He took one from your bookshelf. 
The next day, you awoke to Brazen nipping at you. It was around noon. She was barking at something. Brazen had been barking a lot more lately, usually she never did. You yawned, your vision steadied after a while. That’s when you noticed a note and a bucket next to your window. You picked up the note as you peered into the bucket with a mysterious substance.
“Did you know that bugs have different types of blood? Some can be colorful and others dull. I killed every bug I saw to make this for you” 
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Bob
You smiled at the genuine dedication. You face flushed at the thought of last night.
Brazen continued to glare at the bucket. 
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Bonus art of the goofy goober
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SHES SO OFFENDED
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canibalistic-brownie · 3 months
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Catra reminds me of Carmilla and you would think that means Adora is Laura but it absolutely does not, because Adora is definitely Tall Gay Danny and Laura would be Glimmer.
And like as a Hollenstein shipper who also shipped Lawstein and Hollstein and Hollence you just have to understand why I’m also a Glitradora shipper who also ships Catradora, Glitra and Glimmadora.
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callmebliss · 1 year
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cascadingcrusader · 6 months
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Showers need to not be so lonely
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bigboysdrinkmilk · 5 months
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anyway
Goodbye
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twistedappletree · 4 months
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i’ve written a fic from jin ling’s pov about his crush on lan sizhui but now i kind of wanna write one from LSZ’s pov since i tend to favor JL’s 👀🩵💛
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*Steps up to microphone, taps it a few times, clears throat*
Meridas Amaram? More like, MEROBIBAS Amaram, am I right folks?
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