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forusomimiya · 10 months
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"Honey, not now! I'm in the middle of a game!" he whispers, pulling the microphone away from his mouth, careful not to be overheard by the others as he watches you there, under his desk table between his legs, like a hungry little puppy.
He keeps his eyes on the screen, and the movement of the mouse under his hand is slippery when his hand starts to sweat as he feels his trousers unravelling. His heart beats fast. You can hear the guys on the other side of the headphones groaning as their team dies. All your fault.
"Why?" you vocalised softly, letting go of his cock. "They won't know."
"But you know I can't cont- BABE!" But it's too late for complaints. Your mouth is already full and your hands help you take him deeper. You can't forget about his balls either, his weak spot.
"Aggh, you piece of sh-" You watch as he quickly take off his helmets and settles into the chair, but not before helping you to remove the tracksuit shorts that blocked him from opening up more for you. "You know what you have to do”.
You give him a smile before lowering yourself back down to his balls as you watch how fast he pumps his cock, cursing and moaning your name with each lick and suck on them.
"Do you like when I take such good care of ya?"
"Shit yeah... always being so good to me. What a good girl"
"What would your friends think if they heard how you cum on my mouth? Wouldn't they be jealous?" Your tone grows more arrogant with every word, but you drive him crazy just thinking about his friends on the other side of the line hearing the mess you're making. Your tongue runs from base to tip. Both of you in contact.
"They should... you d- don’t get a sweet girl like you between your legs every day" His other free hand has moved to cup the back of your neck to cling tighter to you.
“Enjoy the show then”
They would, they fucking would, ‘cause your bastard boyfriend forgot to mute the microphone.
KENMA, TOBIO KAGEYAMA, Suna, Akaashi, YAMAGUCHI, LEV HAIBA
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2-dsimp · 1 month
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Praise
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(Fem reader)
🔞MDNI🔞
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Cw: deepthroating, creampie, praise kink, slight humiliation, oral m! Receiving, mention of overstimulation.
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The Givers
“Fuck…Fuck me, Princess you’re blowing my brains out with how your soft lips keep sucking the ever living fuck outta my cock. Yeah, just like that keep going, you’re doing such a fantastic job fer me. Awe are you thirsty? Don’t worry doll I’m about to give you some jizz milk in just a second”
He groaned.
Feeling the heat of your slick saliva encompassing his foreskin while your tongue mapped out his shaft. Trailing your tongue flat alongside the prominent veins that pulsated underneath your attention. Which caused his heavy balls that were noisily slapping the base of your chin to tighten up ready to burst at any moment. A feral lopsided grin was present on his lips as he tugged on your hair, stuffing his fat dick meanly down your throat before letting out a loud audible growl. His shaft throbbing meanwhile he deposited his salty man milk, coating your esophagus in a creamy white hue.
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The Overindulgent
“Please keep squeezing my cock with your sweet pussy baby! Uhn so delicious, feels sho wonderful I can’t stop… I can’t stop my hips. Don’t look at me like that, you know I can’t help it. It’s all your fault for being so tempting sweetheart! Haa the way your slick heat keeps suckling at my tip is driving me insane~”
He slurred.
Tears pricked his glistened eyes as he outwardly blamed you for how pent up he was. Sawing his long slender shaft in between your puffy pussy lips marinating it with your juices and left over cum he had spurted prematurely. Watching the way your gushy cunt suckled at his leaking blunted tip whenever he’d “accidentally” slip his cockhead inside. In a matter of seconds he became boneless at the sensitivity. And he whimpered bucking his hips while spraying bucket loads of his baby batter all over your simpering walls.
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The Teasers
“Mhm you look so beautiful covered in my seed darling~ Hmm? What was that? You said you want to be full of my dick? Well don’t worry sweetness, keep being a good girl for me and I’ll fuck into your precious twat until all you can feel the phantom shape of my cock inside your tight walls. My pretty girl would love that wouldn’t she?”
He hummed.
Methodically torturing you, his eyes filled with sadistic mirth as he pinched and toyed with your nipples forcing you to arch your back. While he began rubbing against his half massed dick between the crease of your asscheeks smearing his precum against your puckered anus and your dripping pussy. He relished in having you under his control, at you begging for him to give you exactly what you needed while he humped your sweet ass. He momentarily adjusted his hips so that his thick shaft could slide in nicely between your moist quivering thighs. Aiding him in taunting you with the idea of him plunging his cock inside your spasming cunt. While he snickered cruelly into your ear as he kept purposefully knocking his fat tip against your pearl with each controlled thrust.
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hynko · 10 months
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haikyuu situationship texts
Characters: semi, suna, kenma, shirabu, lev, oikawa, tendou, kuroo, nishinoya
warnings: very suggestive, profanity
genre: crack
authors note: most of these r inspired by memes on tiktok😭feel free to request !!
m.list | recent text fic
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hynko est 2021-2023 do not repost, translate or copy. reblogs r appreciated ily <3
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kairismess · 6 months
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you know who ive been thinking over lately? lev😉. sooooo do you think you can write something about shy reader finally building up the courage to ask him out since he’s never caught her “subtle hints” (she stares at him…) then taking him to what you think his favorite type of date would be? love ya!
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HI LOVELYYYYYY omg CUTEEEEEEEEE @zdenque this is for u too bbg :3 ⭐
you mean it? – lev haiba x fem!reader
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🏐 genre: fluff !
🖋️ word count: 906
💗 special mentions: @zdenque @xoxo-cha
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he always had the tendency to catch your eye, and how couldn't he? standing at 6'5 with ash colored hair, and those tantalizing emerald eyes you couldn't not stare into every time he was near. he such a contagious smile, one that tickled you in the way that you'd be smiling for the rest of the day if you saw his grin–he was just that adorable.
you weren't exactly the bold type, but you did have a very expressive heart that beat a mile a minute, or stopped beating whenever you'd hear his voice or he'd give you friendly pats or touches. and though you weren't one to make the first move, you couldn't help but keep your gaze on him as he jumps up to spike or block–or even just smile and be his jolly, kind of goofy, self.
you loved lev haiba, and it sucked how you could never tell him.
you always worried you'd be too obvious or too clingy, but those concepts never occurred to the boy–he was just glad to have such a caring, loving friend like you; even if that said friend yearned for a more intimate connection with him, something that gave rewarded all the endless affection and adoration you had for him. ultimately, after months of harboring this secret crush on him, you finally took your first step, and... told him in one, swift breath:
"iloveyoulev."
the silver-haired boy stared at you with a neutral expression, his gaze unmoving as you got even more hot in the face, avoiding his stare even more as he laughed a little at your confession, not realizing it was a serious one; because how could someone as cute and gentle as you like someone as reckless and dense as him? "hah, okay, what a funny joke, you really had me there, though! who knew you could look so adorably flustered on command?" he asked you in between giggles, pinching your cheeks and smiling wider.
your gaze was casted downwards as you muttered that, no, it wasn't a joke—you really did love him, so, so much. you always have.
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the boy stared at you with a smile frozen on his face, and all of a sudden, your words sunk in; your bashful demeanor at the moment reflected just how true your feelings were... and it finally hit him, after months of you secretly pining for him and dropping hints like crazy—lev haiba understood, in that moment, that the girl of his dreams fell for him. and he couldn't believe a single bit of it.
the smile on his face widened a little, his eyes growing wide as well as he stared at you and blushed like crazy; he looked like a strawberry, one you just wanted to sink your teeth into. you called out his name in a stutter, not meeting his eyes, hoping he wouldn't be too boisterous about it, because if the rest of the team knew, you'd melt. but instead, lev wrapped his arms around you and pulled you a little closer, awkwardly hugging you by instinct.
he chuckled lightly and whispered in your ear, "i... i really love you, too. wow, it, uh...how long have you—" "f-for... several months now—" "months?!" he exclaimed loudly, perking his head up in surprise, blushing tenfold. he couldn't believe that the girl he had been so smitten with, ever since the day he laid eyes on her and shared that first awkward, yet unforgettable, conversation with her actually loved him. he chuckled even more and pulled away, smiling from ear-to-ear.
"c-can i be your boyfriend now...? i-i wanna do all those cutesy couple things with you... l-like go to fairs with you, give you piggyback rides wh-when you're tired, a-and even let you borrow my clothes! i'd let you sleep on me on the ride home, j-just... b-be my girlfriend... and i'll love you the best i can." lev promises as he gets on one knee, barely leveling with you since his height was so massive, but that didn't matter at the moment—what mattered right now was that lev finally had a chance with the most perfect girl in the world... and he wasn't going to let you go from his grasp, not when he wants to try his hand at making you feel so happy and loved.
he takes your smaller hands in his own, and he's shaking; his hands are warm, a little coarse, much wider than you're own—but he's shaking with anxiety and excitement. he wants you to be his first girlfriend, and he wants you to be the most loved person in his life right now. he wouldn't rush you, but... he can't help himself; he's too hung up on the high of love and the feeling of loving you that he can't control himself and take things slow, when he can be the best boyfriend for you if you'd just say the word.
"please... think it through, but... know that i'm right here if you ever decide. i... i love you. so, so, so much!" he exclaims, the crack in his voice becoming increasingly obvious as his ears and nose tinge red and pink, his eyes glimmering with pure joy and love for you. he knew from the start you'd be the one for him, and now, he wants to be the one for you—what do you say to your new, lovesick sweetheart?
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keitea · 1 year
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them combing and brushing out your hair for you because of how pretty it is <3 you definitely have fallen asleep while he brushes your hair. he'll quietly carry you to your shared bedroom, tucking you into the covers.
he sits by the edge of the bed, caressing your face lovingly and smiles to himself.
akaashi, oikawa, sugawara, tendou, kita, iwaizumi, yamaguchi, kuroo, lev, sakusa
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icequeenbae · 5 months
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Love Coach series m.list | BBH
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⭐ Love Coach [Lev.1] ⭐
Baekhyun x Reader, mini-series [~18k words in total], inspired by the Get You Alone MV
Nerd!Baekhyun, virgin!Baek, goofy!Baek, slow burn, humor, fluff, smut
Summary: Motaesolo [모태솔로] – single since birth. Baekhyun was still one in his late… mid- twenties. Failing to get anyone to even go on a date with him was becoming increasingly more depressing, and his friends seemed useless at teaching him how to channel his charms. Out of sheer desperation, he reached out to a stranger. And maybe it was the best decision of his entire life.
Chapter Masterlist:
Intro. Ground Zero
Chapter 1. Smile
Chapter 2. Distance
Chapter 3. Muscle
Chapter 4. Manners
Chapter 5. Mood
Chapter 6. Scent
Chapter 7. Get her alone [final]
⭐ minis⭐
💫 The Morning Haze [~1.1k]
Nerd!Baekhyun, established relationship, slice of life, sooooffft, fluff, slightly suggestive (PG-13)
Summary: Waking up next to someone can be a lot of things. And waking up next to your dork of a boyfriend can be anything but boring.
💫 Winter Outside [~1.8k]
Nerd!Baekhyun, established relationship, slice of life, fluff, smut
Summary: Working from home would be much more comfortable if it wasn’t so damn cold in your apartment. But there’s two of you, and multiple ways to keep warm.
© Please do not copy/ post on other platforms without permission.
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asena-graywolf · 7 months
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Three Virgins
Lev and Yaku were your best friends since childhood. You spent your childhood together. What you ate and drank was indistinguishable. You would do every activity together. You went to the same schools from primary school to high school. Even though you went to different universities, your ties never broke.
You were doing various activities at every opportunity. On the weekends, you would either go bowling, play volleyball in the first empty gym you found, or swim in the indoor swimming pool. You had countless fun activities
You would occasionally organize barbecue parties and invite your other friends from university. You were actually having some kind of socializing party under the pretext of a barbecue.
Your friends from college looked up to you and considered you lucky because you were best friends with two guys. Because you always had friends who would support you. They would even protect you when necessary
You would meet at one of your houses every week you were available. This week it was Lev's turn. His family was already out of town. His older sister Alisa also went on holiday with her fiancée. So the house belonged entirely to you. You could be as crazy as you wanted and organize crazy parties among yourselves.
Before going to the meeting, you stopped by the store and bought a bag of junk food, even though you were probably going to watch a movie.
Then you headed to Lev's house. Yaku had arrived before you, and they both welcomed you very warmly when you arrived.
Just as you predicted, you were going to have a movie night that evening. Lev chose one of the most watched horror movies of recent times. It was a genre that all three of you loved
After preparing your snacks and drinks, you sat in front of the television. The movie started to get exciting from the first minutes.
You trembled with fear in some parts of the movie, and you were terribly nervous in others.
All three of you clenched tightly together when you were scared
After the movie ended, you started chatting for the rest of the night, trying to forget your fear a little bit. While chatting, Yaku came up with an idea
"Say what? Shall we play truth or dare?”
"Nice idea!" you confirmed.
It was also suitable for Lev. You found an empty bottle and placed it in the middle. Lev was the first to turn it and it stopped at you.
“Yes y/n-chan. Truth or Dare?"
“Truth” you replied
“So…when you were at Nekoma High, was there anyone on the volleyball team that you found sexy?”
You didn't expect to encounter such a question the first time. Yaku also agreed with you
“Isn't this question a bit quick?” Yaku asked.
“It will be your turn too, Yaku,” said Lev in reply.
Then it continued
“Yes y/n-chan. “We are waiting for your answer.”
“Hmm…well…I guess there was.”
“Who was it?” Lev insisted.
Your face turned to red. You didn't know how to say
“Kuro.”
"I thought you were going to say Kenma," laughed Yaku
“Kenma was cute too, but honestly Kuro is hotter. "I would die for him every time he passed by."
“Look! "If you had told us, we would have tried to adjust Kuro for you," Lev said with a grin.
“Never mind, it was just admiration. It's gone. "Yes, I think it's my turn."
You spun the bottle and it came to Yaku
“Yaku, truth or dare?”
“And I say truth”
“Okay then, have you ever read a porn magazine?”
Yaku's face turned red. Lev let out a loud laugh.
Unlike Lev, you asked a more tactless question.
“Lev! Don't laugh!” said Yaku, hitting Lev on the shoulder with one of the cushions on the floor.
Then he put his hand to the back of his neck and replied shyly:
“Oh…this is so embarrassing but, yes, I read it. "I got it from my cousin's secret stash."
“You're not innocent so much, Yaku,” you said, looking at him suggestively.
“I was a teenager then and such things were a matter of curiosity for me. Is it my turn?
Yaku spun the bottle. He was going to come across one of you and stopped at Lev
“Yes Lev, truth or dare?”
“Since you both said truth, I also say truth for this round.”
"Ok. Hmm let's see…are you a virgin?”
“Yes unfortunately…I came to university and still haven't had sex with anyone”
Yaku snickered. You also expressed your opinion quite boldly.
“Really Lev? I didn't expect that from you"
"Really. I would if I found a sexy girl. “I am an unlucky person.”
Yaku asked you both a question with a daring grin on his face.
“Since the subject has been brought up, let's all be honest. "I'm a virgin too"
"Bull! I am a person who has never even seen a porn magazine in my life, what happened to you?" Lev laughed.
"Believe it or not. "I've never had sex"
Lev then turned to you and asked
“What about you y/n-chan?”
Your face turned red too. If a game of truth or dare was being played, it was common for immoral topics to be brought up. But you didn't expect it to happen this fast
“I am a virgin”
They were both shocked by your answer. Because even though they didn't show it, they found you extremely sexy and were almost sure that you were not a virgin.
"WHAT!" they both said at once
"I mean it" you repeated
“I don't believe it y/n. We didn't expect this from you. You are very beautiful and sexy. "We thought you must have done it with someone," said Yaku.
“Yes,” agreed Lev.
You laughed, "If you say all three of us are virgins"
“Three unfortunates, we come together and console ourselves with obscene questions,” said Lev.
“That's right,” said Yaku.
“Let's continue. Let's see if you can say dare in the second round.” you said and encouraged your friends to continue the game.
It was Lev's turn and he spun the bottle. The bottle stopped at Yaku.
“Yaku, truth or dare?”
"Dare," said Yaku confidently.
“Okay, if you're so confident, cup y/n-chan's breasts.”
"WHAT!" you both said at once.
“But…” you said, feeling embarrassed.
"Word spoken is past recalling" Lev grinned.
"Ugh! Damn!" whined Yaku.
He moved closer to you and shyly grabbed both of your breasts. You suddenly shouted
"Ah! Yaku! “It hurt.”
“I'm sorry,” he said sheepishly, taking his hands off your breasts.
While Lev was watching you, feelings of lust were blooming inside him.
It was Yaku's turn. He spun the bottle and came across you
“Y/n-chan. Truth or Dare?"
“If we are going to call this tour dare, I say dare.”
“Okay…” he said, scratching his hair.
Then he gave a reckless order
“Rub on Lev's lap for 3 minutes. I will keep time. Come on!"
“Oh no! “This is truly a shame.”
“Am I going to have my first experience with you, y/n-chan?” he said to you indicating his willingness
“It's just a game, Lev,” you replied.
"Come on! "Since you have the dare, then do as I say," Yaku looked at you both suggestively.
“Well…okay.”
You tried to hide your blushing face.
“I forgot something. Take off your trousers." added Yaku.
You didn't expect this
''What! Will I be rubbing naked? "Can't it be through clothes?"
Yaku slightly raised the tips of his eyebrows
"I don't think you can enjoy it that way." Besides, you are the one who chooses dare. "Then you will do as I say."
You were trying to fight the tension building inside you. As soon as you took off your pants, your pink panties became visible to both Lev and Yaku
Lev made fun of you by saying, "The color of your panties is so cute."
"Shut up, Lev!" you said, both sweetly and harshly.
You could see the bulge on Lev's lap. You couldn't even imagine how you were going to sit on that already hard thing. On top of that, you would have your first experience, even if it wasn't a full-blown sexual intercourse.
Lev held you by your waist and you spread your legs and sat on his lap.
Yaku took out his phone and entered the meter app.
"Alright, I'll start the clock. You have 3 minutes, y/n-chan." I expect you to cum in 3 minutes. If you can't cum…"
A chill came over him from Yaku's threatening voice. This chill, which made his heart beat faster, spread from the middle of his chest to every aspect of his body.
"What if I can't cum? Yaku-san?''
"You can see for yourself. Just start!"
The moment Yaku started the timing, you started moving your hips back and forth, moving your vagina over Lev's clothed cock.
Lev's hand on her waist went down to her hips and cupped her plump hips. You couldn't deny that you enjoyed this, even if just a little. So much so that a moan came out of his lips involuntarily.
Lev closed his eyes tightly and clenched his teeth. You were extremely embarrassed to make eye contact in such an embarrassing situation.
Your eyes were just looking at the ceiling, enjoying Lev's cock that was getting erect as you rubbed it.
You decided to pick up the pace and started rocking your hips back and forth a little faster. You could feel your panties getting wetter. Your horny pussy seemed like it wanted to take two huge cocks inside of it and it was literally begging you for it.
Yaku looked at the meter in his hand.
"You're doing well, two minutes left," he said, extremely pleased with the situation he'd put you in.
If you couldn't ejaculate, you would have to accept the punishment determined by Yaku. But you seemed to agree already. You could end the night as two virgins and a virgin, losing your virginity forever.
You wanted them both to fuck you. You wanted to be squeezed into any corner of the house and have a dick in your mouth, a dick in your pussy, maybe even a dick in your ass.
Waves of pleasure were spreading mercilessly throughout your body, from your clitoris to your toes.
Movie night was about to turn into an orgy and you were about to get fucked by your two best friends
Another minute had passed and you purposely didn't want to cum. An idol was cut under Lev. All the blood in his body was collected on his face due to contraction.
You screamed as your orgasm hit you. You settled completely on Lev's lap and took a deep breath.
Yaku mocked you, looking at the meter in his hand.
“I don't believe you y/n-chan. There's still half a minute left. "How quickly you cum!"
Lev took a deep breath and released himself.
“I…um,” you said shyly, looking over your shoulder at Yaku.
''What happened? "Your face is red," Yaku replied.
"I didn't cum"
"Didn't you cum?" Are you mocking me? "Then you will accept the punishment."
Yaku put the phone down and tried to peel off his pants. But you stopped it
''Stop!''
You got off Lev's lap and took off the one piece of clothing you were wearing, leaving you in front of them in your bra and panties.
“Y/n? "What are you doing?" said Lev, who was watching you in amazement.
You looked at them both with a red face
“I want you to fuck me. That's why I didn't ejaculate on purpose. Let's all three lose our virginity tonight. Say what?''
A satisfied smile then spread across Yaku's surprised face.
"This is the punishment we will give you if you don't cum." But I see that you are ready to be punished, y/n-chan.”
Lev still hadn't gotten over the shock of the situation they were in.
''What? Really y/n-chan? "You're not kidding, are you?"
You replied, turning your head to Lev
"I'm more serious than I've ever been before. It wouldn't be fair if only you fucked me. I want Yaku to experience this pleasure too. The three of us enjoy it more together. Now…''
You turned to Yaku again and confidently stated your demands.
"You can do whatever you want to me. There are never any limitations. You can benefit from every bit of my body. "I want you to fuck me everywhere"
This sentence was enough for both of them to get their dicks up. You unclasped your bra and tossed it aside. Then, as you took off your panties, you noticed that your wetness was leaking into your panties. So much so that when you separated your panties from your pussy, you saw a prolonged wetness.
You were already ready to be fucked by two men. You couldn't remember ever being this wet and eager.
You put your hand between your legs and spread the wetness from your vagina to your clit to see how wet you were on them. You showed them your wet and sticky fingers
''I'm ready''
"If you're ready, we're ready too," said Yaku as he took off his pants.
He gave the same order to Lev.
"You undress too, Lev. "Y/n-chan will give us paradise tonight"
"Okay…I'm ready to surrender my virginity to you y/n-chan" he said and started to undress too
Now all three of you were naked. Two men were waiting around you with their cocks erect. Both of their dicks were perfectly suitable for you.
“Yes y/n. "Which one of us will you start with first?" asked Yaku.
You looked at Lev and then at Yaku. You had just had a beginning with Lev. Naturally, you wanted to get some pleasure from Yaku.
You kneeled in front of Yaku and started licking his thick and big dick like you were licking ice cream, starting from his balls.
Yaku seemed to enjoy it from the first minutes
"Good girl! That's it! Go on! You're doing great." he said and gently caressed your head.''
Lev was watching you, feeling left out and not knowing what to do.
"Don't be idle either, Lev. Do something''
"What should I do?" he asked curiously.
Yaku grabbed you by your hair and pulled your mouth away from his dick.
''Y/n-chan. "Bend over!" he commanded clearly.
You bent down on all fours and waited for what would happen. Yaku turned to Lev as he pumped his cock into you
“While I cum in your mouth, you will cum in your wet pussy. "We will change places later"
Lev nodded. You lifted your hips a little more towards Lev to gain full access to your vagina. Then you grabbed Yaku's dick and started moving your head back and forth
Since you were wet enough, it wasn't hard for Lev's dick to enter your pussy. Since it was large but thin, it did not put much strain on the vaginal walls. But you felt a pain and sting that lasted for a few seconds, similar to a pinprick feeling.
Yaku's cock covered her mouth. You couldn't shout even if you wanted to. Tears flowed from her eyes and flowed down her cheeks.
"Are you hurt, slut?" "You asked for this?" Yaku slapped you brutally.
Red fingerprints appeared on his face
"Suck it. "Take all my dick in your mouth." He grabbed your hair tightly and pressed your head hard towards himself.
Lev was the one who broke her virginity. Lev's cock was covered in your virgin blood.
"Jeez! "I never thought you'd be this willing the first time, y/n-chan."
Lev buried his dick completely in your cunt and started rocking his hips back and forth. Then you got a spank on your hips
You let out a muffled moan as you felt the spank on your bottom. In a short time, Lev and Yaku increased their speed, doubling the pleasure you had received. You were insatiable and wanted more
Lev was fucking you pretty hard. Your vaginal walls had expanded like a sewer pipe. The blood flowing from her pussy dripped onto the carpet and stained it.
The spankings you received on your face and buttocks made you more willing.
"Come on whore! Make a little more effort. I'm about to cum"
Yaku was pushing you so hard that the tip of his dick was pressing against your throat and you almost couldn't fit it in your mouth.
You were holding yourself back from gagging or vomiting. You were focusing on the pleasure you were feeling to forget about your nausea.
Lev's cock was hitting you like a whip. As he moved his hips back and forth, the sound of his hips hitting your hips could be heard.
At this rate they were going to cum in both your stomach and your pussy.
"I want to cum in your pussy," Lev said very eagerly.
At that moment, Yaku spilled all his seed into your mouth. You felt his hardening cock soften like a balloon on your tongue.
As he pulled his dick out of your mouth, you opened your palms to catch the semen flowing from the corner of your lips. You took a deep breath and gagged to vomit the cum.
Lev had also ejaculated inside you. You felt the white liquid flowing from your pussy. Lev came out and wondered if you were okay or not
''Are you ok?''
"You know how to lick, I wish you would swallow the semen I put in your mouth"
“The girl already has enough semen both in her mouth and in her womb, Yaku-san. "It doesn't need to be in her stomach."
Yaku placed a threatening look on his face
"It will be in her another side now"
You looked at both of them and parted your lips covered in semen.
"I wanna anal"
Yaku was prepared for this request, but it was something Lev didn't expect.
"Are you sure about this?"
Yaku replied without giving you a chance.
"Don't worry Lev. She's too sure. You already broke her virginity. Don't get excited about fucking her ass. "I'd rather fuck a tiny hole than fuck a used cunt."
"I'm not curious either. "I also want to cum in Y/n-chan's mouth."
You stood up and laid down on the couch. You waited to be fucked like a whore in need of cock
Yaku chuckled.
"Do you want to get your ass fucked like this, y/n-chan?"
"Put my legs on your shoulders, Yaku-san. Fuck me. "I can't be patient any longer"
Then Lev laughed at your insatiability
“Look at this, Yaku-san. She's a total whore. "A total sex queen"
"Then what are we waiting for?" We have to give this cum hungry slut what she wants.”
This time Lev moved to where your head was to fuck your mouth. Yaku spread her legs. He eyed your used wet pussy before sticking a finger in your asshole
''Unbelievable. "I wish I had fucked this horny pussy first," he said and spanked her pussy hard.
You were hurt. You didn't just moan, you screamed. But it gave you enough pleasure to want it again
"Oh Yaku-san. Once again''
"Do you want it one more time? You wanted your ass fucked. If you're doing it to avoid having your ass fucked, don't you dare. "Your ass will be fucked the same way your pussy and mouth were fucked just now."
''I want to get fucked. Fuck me! "Don't pity me!"
"God, I can't believe I'm hearing this," said Lev, grinning.
"Fill me. Do not leave an empty space. I want your cum all over me! I really need this! "Make me crazy!"
"What a babble whore" you said while Lev grabbed your head and put his dick in your mouth
Yaku kept slapping your wet pussy. You were experiencing both pain and pleasure at the same time. Having your wet pussy slapped was making you more eager.
Yaku lifted your legs while Lev fucked your mouth. He grabbed her hips and spread them apart, revealing her asshole as small as her little finger.
"I'm not going to ask you if you're ready, little slut."
He put his middle finger in your asshole and started drawing circles to get you used to it.
You were screaming muffled with Lev's dick in your mouth. It was the first time something entered her little asshole.
Yaku then added a second finger and then increased it to three.
You were screaming in pain, your body wanted even more. You accepted this from the very beginning. You would endure both pain and pleasure.
"Your asshole will be widened now honey, get ready for it" said Yaku with a grin.
On the other hand, Lev was putting his dick in and out of your mouth, leaving you breathless.
Yaku aligned the tip of his hardened cock with your asshole and pushed himself inside you.
You almost jumped out of your seat with the sudden sting you felt in your ass. Since there was no lubricant, this was going to be quite painful for you.
"Try not to scream too much, honey," he said and pushed his dick further into her ass.
You screamed and tears fell from your eyes. Lev sensed something was wrong and pulled his dick out of your mouth
"Yaku-san, you have to stop! The girl is hurting!”
As soon as Lev took his dick out of your mouth, you coughed and flatly rejected what Lev said.
"No, Lev. How long have I waited for this? "Let it come inside me"
"You heard what he said, Lev. "Go ahead," Yaku said, pointing at you with his eyes.
While Yaku made an effort to enter your asshole completely, Lev continued the work he had just done.
A dick in your mouth and a dick in your ass were literally taking you to the peak of pleasure.
Lev was going all the way down her throat, while Yaku was pushing her asshole.
You were making moans and purrs that showed you were extremely eager.
All three of you increased your speed to the fullest. Having your asshole widened felt weirder than when you lost your virginity.
Your second orgasm was approaching.
“Yaku-san? "Are you cumming?" Lev was out of breath. His face was red as if blood had rushed to his cheeks.
''I am cumming. "Let's cum together"
You also showed that you were about to come by making strange moans.
Then your orgasm hit you like a powerful bolt of lightning. The moans from all three of you, enjoying your orgasm, filled the room.
They both took their dicks out of her mouth and ass. The sofa and carpet were stained with your virgin blood. He had redness and bruises all over his body. You felt too terrible to stand up. You had a lot of fun having group sex, but at the end it looked like you were literally beaten.
You stood up, out of breath.
''This was a lot of fun. "I think we should do it again as soon as possible," Lev said.
Yaku sat next to him and held his hand
"Are you okay?" he asked you.
You nodded yes, but you felt a terrible pain below your waist.
"I hope we didn't force you too hard, y/n-chan," Lev said worriedly.
''No. On the contrary, I enjoyed it very much. "I want to do this again"
Yaku smiled and agreed
"We'll do it again. But first we need to take a shower together and then clean up. We don't want to get Lev into trouble, do we?"
"Will you take me between both of you in the shower?" you asked tiredly.
"Of course!" Lev happily agreed.
They both put their arms around your shoulders and carried you to the bathroom. The three of you showered together. You really enjoyed bathing among Lev and Yaku.
After getting dressed, you cleaned the house. You wiped the blood stains on the floor and the couch until they were gone, picked up the garbage in every corner, and folded your discarded clothes neatly again.
You had had a rough night, but the fact that all three of you lost your virginity on the same night gave it meaning and significance.
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Hey hey hey!! ~~ I came back like a fireball. I guess this was way too obscene. But i hope you enjoyed this story
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chaoticevilorange · 2 years
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Haikyuu x reader
He helps you a bit during your period
When you tell him about it, he is a sweetheart, he brings you your favourite snacks, painkillers, water pads, and will cuddle the shit out of you if that makes you feel a little better, is the kind of boyfriend who will research about your body only to get an idea about how he can help, he also will give you your space if needed
Oikawa, Daichi, Sugawara, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Aran
He carries to your bed bridal style, wrapped your body on a fluffy blanket and went to the kitchen to grab something for you, his best guess was ice-cream at the moment and then he would curl against you playing with your hair, whatever you need he will fetch it for you, he just silently prays you won't ask him to buy you pads
Hanamaki, Ennoshita, Semi, Satori, Yamamoto, Suna
He doesn't really know what to do, he just thinks it's a normal occurrence, but when you explain how much it hurts and how are you feeling he's worried, he rubs your back and kisses your temple whispering soothing words, got you pain killers and made your favourite food, doesn't really understand how it works but will treat you like glass until it's over
Matsukawa, Asahi, Nishinoya, Kageyama, Osamu, Koganegawa
Big, strong and menacingly looking boyfriend appears at your doorstep with a bag with different pads, painkillers, snacks, chocolate, different types of tea, all suggestions for your period of the females he met at the store, when you both are cuddling he pulls you on top his body with his arms around you rubbing your back tenderly
Kyotani, Iwaizumi, Ushijima, Aone
He has no idea about anything, so he decides to ask his mother, your mother, his sisters, your sisters (in case he or you have) and practically any female he knows, when he hears the stories he feels bad for you, so he becomes 10 times more protective and clingy, painkillers? Got it, snacks? He's already feeding you, hugs? Cuddles? Anything for you
Tanaka, Hinata, Goshiki, Lev, Bokuto, Atsumu, Futakuchi
Of all the boys this guy knows about it, because he has good relationship with his family (sister/cousin/mother if he has them) researched a lot about it to be prepared for his s/o, and because he wanted to know what he can do for help, so yes, will be the kind of boy who has pads on his backpack in case of emergency, for you and his female friends if needed, so don't worry, this guy got you covered for anything
Tsukishima, Kuroo, Yaku, Akaashi, Kita, Sakusa
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copiasfavrat · 4 months
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I think I found my New hyperfixation
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kenma-sweets · 1 year
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them reacting to you being sick
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A/N:  sry about the wait :3 i hope everyone enjoys <3
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DOES NOT KNOW how to take cake of anyone !!!! definitely misread the instructions on the medicine label. probably also thinks that taking double the dosage makes it work faster… you’re better off taking care of yourself
lev, mattsun, tendou
insists that you have to get up and move around to get better (regardless of how sore or tired you are). they have never taken care of someone before in their life
hinata, bokuto, koganegawa
don’t even THINK about doing anything for yourself. they is at your beck and call. you shift because you get too hot ? they are already removing one of your (many) blankets and giving you cool water
sugawara, yamaguchi, iwaizumi, ushijima
is sick with you
kenma, asahi, oikawa
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likes and reblogs are much appreciated <3 
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forusomimiya · 10 months
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HQ guys B.D.V (big 🍆 vibes)
You sensed his size when you dropped your hand on his thigh in the car on the way home, slowly stroking it down to the prominent bulge beneath his trousers. Your eagerness to reach in and masturbate him mercilessly intensified when your thumb brushed his tip and he shivered from the touch.
You thanked God when he parked the car in the garage and you sat on his lap, discovering after pulling down his waistband, that under those old grey sweatpants there was no other garment covering his erection.
"God, it's exactly as I imagined" heedless of his desires, you hurriedly masturbated him slowly, salivating as you watched leaks appear from time to time as your fist squeezed the tip.
"Just sit down on it" his weak breathing became a torture. "Wanna you to take it whole"
You were going to fuck it. For your life you were gonna fuck that fucking cock. You got accustomed to the pain when you let him pound your weak spot over and over again, so you took advantage of it and used it as you please, turning your guts into chaos, driving you to madness between weeping and wailing, turning you into a drooling, desperate little mess.
"It's amazing to feel ya so deep inside baby" the palm of his hand on your belly helped you feel him every time you bounced, increasing the warm feeling growing in you. "Can't wait for you to take me just as good in your throat".
Iwaizumi, OSAMU, USHIJIMA, ARAN, BOKUTO, mattsun, DAICHI, asahi, LEV, kindaichi, WASHIO, futakuchi, daishou, terushima
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ozetia · 2 years
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Tsuky is not the top you all think he is. All he needs is the tiniest bit of stimulation to bring out his real side. He’ll moan with you whilst you hump yourself on his leg, begging you to choke him, take over him and use him like you use your pillows. Nothing will make him bottom out more than a dominatrice sesh. Tie him up and use him, he enjoys knowing that he’s the only one who can fill your cunt who can satisfy your needs.
Tsuki will never admit it, he’ll get shy even and watching his stern face turn rosy always brings some sort of feeling deep down.
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houseoftulips · 2 years
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Haikyuu Men Vs. Boba…
↳ He would definitely choke on boba. Like both of you would happily sit down out at the patio of your favorite boba place after getting groceries - with him being a little too happy about finally having his drink. After craving for days it was only natural for him to want to chug it down like water till it goes down the wrong tube. He starts hacking up a storm at the table with you sitting next to trying to keep your laughs at bay because you told him to slow down but he obviously didn’t listen.
He would also order extra boba just because he’s that type of person
➛ bokuto, atsumu, hinata, tanaka, nishinoya, tendo, lev, oikawa, kuroo
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kairismess · 6 months
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y'all i'm sorry for the lack of updates on both this acc and my main, i'm getting fucked on all sides bc quizzes and activities just won't stop coming 😭😭😭
but anywho, i got a lev haiba fic in the works and i see y'all's requests–imma do them right away after our quizzes today :3
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gumi-gang · 2 years
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ADVENTURES OF NEKOMA’S TEAM MANAGER - RECRUITMENT
wc: 2811
you become the manager of nekoma high’s boy volleyball team... but against your will.
warnings: bullying, lev calls you dude, mild swearing, the reader is both slightly unhinged and hangs out with morally corrupt people
an: this is an introduction to a series i’m starting. it’s not necessarily a hq character x reader yet, but rather a collection of fics of what it’s like for nekoma to have an unhinged team manager. 
you became the manager for nekoma’s boys volleyball team halfway into your 1st year at nekoma high
as surprising as it sounds, Lev is actually the one to recruit you
well not so much as recruit, but blackmail
you see, the friends you made when you first entered high school weren’t exactly friendly
they quickly realized how intelligent you were and would use you often by asking you for homework answers, getting favors from teachers, and even cheating off of you during tests
they would even bully other students in your class who they deemed ‘weird’ or ‘losers’
while you wouldn’t take part in actually shoving heads into toilets, pushing people in the halls, or intimidating your classmates into doing your classroom duties, you were just as guilty for not speaking up
but you also don’t want to be lonely
it seems like everyone has already found their places on the societal totem pole, and there’s nowhere for you to go but down
you tried joining a club a month into the school year, but your friends claimed they would be hurt if you were off spending time without them. falling for their guilt trip, you didn’t actually end up joining speech and debate
instead you would spend your afternoons walking around tokyo with them, buying things you couldn’t afford and pretending to be someone you weren’t 
until one day when you’re running late for class and bump into a tree a really tall person in the hallway
“my bad,” the person blurts and bends down to help you pick up everything you’ve dropped. even hunched over and close to the ground this boy manages to tower over you
he notices that you have a lot of copies of the same sheet of paper, all filled out with slightly differently work, but the same answers. “hey why do you have other peoples’ homework?” the boy asks you, as he begins to look through each. none of them having the same name twice
“uh gotta go,” grab the papers from his hands. you register the name on his uniform: ‘haiba,’ and run to your class, barely making it in time
you don’t think about the encounter for the rest of the day, until lunch when you walk outside to the vending machines to get some strawberry milk
aside from the time you spend walking to and from class and at home, you don’t spend much time away from your friends. it’s overwhelming to constantly be around them, so you take extra long in front of the vending machine today. 
until you feel a tap on your shoulder and turn around to see the boy from the hallway in front of you
“hey,” you say. although it comes out more like a question rather than a greeting. 
“hey, so i was thinking,” the boy starts. “the reason you were running down the hallway with other peoples’ homework is because you stole them! which, as you should know, is an offense punishable by detention.” when he finishes speaking and waving around his finger, he grins madly at you, with a look on his face that makes it appear that he is quite proud of himself. 
also, Lev talked to Inuoka about what happened this morning, which is why he’s saying this. not because he actually knows or remembers the school rules. 
“are you gonna give me detention?” you scoff at him as your drink your strawberry milk. 
“i can’t, but your teacher can and i can just tell them about it”
you almost retort with ‘and why would they believe you,’ but you decide against it. 
you don’t actually know this boy or how credible he is. for all you know he’s some third year, or maybe even on student council. you don’t wanna provoke him in anyway, or give him any information alluding to how you did all of your friends’ homework for them. which you know is also a “punishable offense.” 
you know that is the school were to find out about it, not only would you get detention, but you’d become a new target for your friends. they wouldn’t hesitate to make your life a living hell for the next two years. 
“how can i buy your silence?” you ask
“you can become the manager of the boys volleyball team” he replies without missing a beat
you spit out your strawberry milk, which unfortunately lands on the lower part of his uniform shirt. however, you’re too taken back to apologize, because who is this guy? and why is he asking you to become a sports team manager? 
he, however, is surprised and whines “dude!” 
“dude? dude? did you seriously just ask me to be the team manager of the volleyball team?” 
you stare at him incredulously. this doesn’t throw Lev off, and so he nods and says, “yeah, only for now, until we find someone more permanent. we have practice today after school in the big gym, so i’ll see you then!” and then he walks off. 
totally forgetting to mention how Yamamoto said he’d buy any of the first years sushi if they found the team a manager
you stand there in front of the vending machines dumbfounded and completely out of strawberry milk before returning to class
at the end of the day you tell your friends that you have a “family thing,” and that you need to go home immediately after school. they don’t seem at all disappointed in your not being able to join them for terrorizing all of tokyo, but each give you a look of skepticism as they leave school for the day
you briefly debate actually going home and playing it off as if you forgot. but then you recall your worries about who this guy might be, and realize that he not only knows your name, but your class since he saw you run into it this morning. 
not at all excited, you drag your feet to the gym. the sounds of chatter and running getting louder as you approach. 
when you get there you stand near the open doorway to see about fifteen high school boys running laps around the gym. several of them are in conversation with each other. except for two boys. one who looks like he need to get his roots redone, who lags behind, and the leader of the group, who also had blonde dyed hair, and is mostly yelling motivating sentiments to himself. 
you don’t get much time to linger near the doorway, because the boy from this morning, who you can’t miss because wow he looks really tall from afar, waves at you to come over and leaves the group, jogging towards you. 
“hey l/n!” he calls out, with his voice echoing throughout the gym. you catch the attention of everyone else in the gym, many of which pretend not to be looking at you. with the exception of the boy who is still lagging behind. he looks like he is too focused on trying not to pass out. 
“hi uhhh,” you fail to recall the name you saw on his uniform this morning. 
“you can call me Lev,” he tells you as he ushers you towards the benches. you try to keep up with his large strides, which means you must look like you’re doing something like a jog. 
by the time Lev sops walking you’re more out of breath than he is. as you catch your breath, you look up to see two older men in tracksuits smiling warmly at you. 
“you must be l/n-san. Lev mentioned you’d come by to try out and apply for the manager position. i’m Coach Nekomata and this is Coach Naoi!” the shower man tells you. 
you just give him a nod and polite greeting, because you’re hoping this afternoon goes smoothly until you get out of there. 
not long after, the rest of the team finishes their laps and comes over to drink some water and take a breather
it looks like Coach Nekomata is about to address the group, but before he can start speaking Lev jumps in. “guys, this is l/n-san! they’re gonna be our new manager!” 
you quickly catch on that the teem has been looking forward to having a team for quite some time. most of them had an expression between excitement and disbelief.
Coach Nekomata clears his throat to regain the attention of his team. 
“yes l/n-san is here to apply for the team manager position. please look out for them and treat them with the kindness you treat each other with.” 
“you guys are supposed to be nice to me?” -Lev being ignored
the entire team turns to you, and despite you wanting to be anywhere but here you introduce yourself. “hi. i’m l/n y/n. i’m a first year here. i don’t really know much about volleyball, but i will do as much as i can to be of help!” 
‘for today,’ you finish in your head. because Lev did say this was temporary, but from the way he introduced you and from Coach Nekomata’s words you get the impression that everyone expects you to hang around for some time
after everyone stops staring at you like you’re a unicorn, coach dismisses them to do drills or something. you don’t really pay attention to that part. 
Coach Naoi takes you on a tour around the gym. 
he shows you the storage room and tells you how things get cleaned and put away, he shows you where the sinks to refill the water bottles are, he shows you the entrance to the locker room, but does not take you inside, he shows you where the weight room is, and most importantly he shows you where the manager clipboards and other equipment is. 
then he explains the various responsibilities that come with being team manager. it sounds like tough work if you’re being honest, and the early morning practices certainly don’t sell it. 
the tour and introduction to the position take up most of the practice time. you can barely manage to fill up the water bottles by the time the team is done practicing. 
you’re taken back when all of the boys each thank you for doing so for them, as they take some time to rest before cleaning up. 
Coach Nekomata addresses the team and reminds them of practice tomorrow afternoon which you think you also need to be there for...)
i mean Lev did tell you this was temporary, so you’re unsure when will be a good time for you to stop pretending to be team manager
when the coaches leave, you begin to clean up with the rest of the team. you’re quickly taken back by the fact that everyone is helping out. you know that some of them should be second and third years, so why they weren’t leaving all the work to the first years was confusing to you. 
“hi l/n-san!” another really tall boy approaches you
his hair really throws you off, not because he’s also blonde (because he isn’t, he just has black hair), but because it looks messy as it almost covers one eye. ‘it really suits him,’ you think to yourself. 
“i’m Kuroo. captain of the team,” he introduces himself. before you can reintroduce yourself and tell him that it’s nice to meet him too, he continues “thanks for taking on the manager position. a lot of us gave up on the hope that we’d get one a while ago. i speak for the rest of the team when i say that we hope you stick around!” 
with that he walks away to help another one of the boys take down the net
gradually members start to leave. you were told to lock up today, so you leave last. 
however, when you’re finally ready to go, you see Lev standing near the door with three other boys. you walk towards them, because you need to tell them to get their butts out so you can lock up. 
Lev is sporting a huge smile, which looks more devilish than the friendly smiles you get from the other boys
“hey l/n,” Lev starts. “i feel like i should propetly introduce myself. i’m Haiba Lev from class 3.” 
“i’m Inuoka So from class 1!” the boy with tall, brown hair tells you. you realize from standing so close to them that Inuoka is actually quite tall. it’s just Lev’s height that makes anyone appear short next to him. 
the other two boys introduce themselves as “Shibayama Yuki from class 4″ and “Tamahiko Teshiro from class 6.” 
you go to introduce yourself again, but Inuoka cuts you off by saying, “we heard Lev tackled you in the hallway and now you have to be our team manager. we’re sorry about him.” 
“hey!” - Lev
you laugh as you lock up the gym. “today wasn’t too bad. it was nice watching you guys play, although i don’t know much about volleyball.” 
“it’s okay, neither does Lev,” Shibayama jokes. 
“Hey!” -Lev
once you’re all done laughing at Lev’s expense, Lev tells you that they are gonna go get taiyaki before heading home. “do you wanna come along?” he asks you. 
you almost roll your eyes at them, thinking they’re just teasing you or messing with you. your terrible friends have conditioned you to believe that people don’t just want you for your company. that everyone has ulterior motives. 
however, you realize that it’s a genuine offer when you take in the looks of all the boys. they all seem sincere in wanting you to come along with them. 
“are you sure i’m not intruding?” you ask
“not at all! first year solidarity!” Inuoka pumps his fist in the air, which is followed by a chorus of ‘yeahs’
hestitantly you nod your head and follow them along to the store. you really didn’t expect to be hanging out with members of the volleyball team after one practice as their manager, but you can’t say you’re not thrilled at the idea of making friends with people that aren’t planning to beat someone up. 
once you all arrive at the bakery and get your taiyaki, you manage to find a table outside to sit and eat. 
the boys ask you basic getting-to-know someone questions. ‘what’s your favorite color?’ ‘have you seen the new season of Stranger Things?’ ‘do you think you could take a bear in a fight?’ etc. 
having fun with them distorts your perception of time, and when you realize that it has gotten dark out you all bid each other your goodbyes and return home. 
that night when you’re getting read to go to bed, your mind is filled with the events of the day. you hadn’t expected to have as much fun as you did watching the team practice, or getting to know the first years, or feel fulfillment from the team thanking you for doing the manager duties. 
the next day at school, you spend the entire day contemplating whether or not to go back to the gym
really the only con that comes to mind is that you might lose the only people who refer to you as their friend, and might even become another target of theirs
however, as you walk through the hallways between periods or on your way to the vending machines, several of the volleyball members, many of which you don’t remember the names of, greet you
one of them, yaku, who you learn is a third year, sees you on his way to deliver some papers to the teachers office and even strikes up a conversation with you
at the end of the day, when you really have to make a decision, your friends tell you that they’re gonna go to the mall. after having ditched them yesterday, you go to follow them. 
you figure you’ll just return the gym key tomorrow to Coach Nekomata or Coach Naoi and explain that you won’t be coming back
you quickly gather your things as your friends wait for you to go, when you hear your name being called
Looking up you see Lev, Shibayama, Tamahiko, and Inuoka standing by the door, all with bright smiles looking back at you
“are you coming to the gym?” Lev asks you
you turn to see that your friends are confused by the situation. one of them looks at you with a rather nasty scowl and a raised eyebrow, almost asking you to explain. 
but you don’t. instead you gather your things and tell your friends, “sorry, i have other plans,” and dash out of the classroom with the boys, towards the gym
you’ve known the nekoma boys volleyball team for about 24 hours now, but you’ve come to find solace in the blooming friendships you share with them
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xenclev · 2 years
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if Lev were a monster what kind and wld u fuck or nah ?
Anon, I like your initiative.
Lev is a really handsome man; he's a model, so we expect nothing less. He's about 6'5 with long limbs (I th-think he's kinda sturdy too 🥴). This leads to my answer: a merman.
Yes, a merman. He'd have a magnificent tail with iridescent scales, long and mighty but also elegant. To be honest, he'd probably have a ton of merbitches, and that would make him cocky as hell. Then again, he might be complimented on his looks and say sumn like, "If you think that, you should see my sister!"
[NSFW under the cut. Do not keep reading if you're under 18. <3]
Would I fuck merman!Lev? Baybeh, I cannot swim... but I'd sure as hell drown for him.
Speaking of, I think his merdick game is relatively weak. I mean, I'd like to believe he has the artillery. He got a thang that's thanging at about 7-8 inches that pokes out of the slit when he's the tiniest bit excited. Yes, he gets merpuss, but he's prone to nut on the first thrust and is very embarrassed about it.
You're probably curious about how I'd get in a situation to where I could fuck merman!Lev. Well, I'm wondering that too cause I am a coward and would probably shed tears of fear if I ever saw a mermaid or merman.
But, hypothetically, he'd be washed up on the shore and taken to a tub cause nobody is prepared to keep a merman, so improv is needed. Then, there'd be the care-for-him-til-he's-recuperated trope. Next thing you know, it's reverse cowgirl in a tub and water splashing everywhere.
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