Welcome home Leviathan

I wanted a Levi ever since I saw the art so I'm glad I was able to get it T^T he's so cute

Look me in the eyes and tell me Levi doesn't know to how to DIO pose.

Or even better, how to do every pose.

How would the demon brothers react to MC being a scientist?

Sorry this took so long! Broke my wrist AND had a breakup😅

Hope you enjoy!

The Brother's Reactions to a Scientist! GN! MC

Warnings: None

Lucifer

Doesn't know much about it at first

Smart as he is, science isn't his forté.

Is surprised humans take such an interest in science and how their world works

Supports it so much that he sets up a room for MC to practice and study in

Sometimes, when he's not busy, he'll hang around in the room MC experiments in

Asks questions on occasion, as long as he's not distracting them

MC eventually teaches him certain things and even shows him experiments

Mammon

Doesn't really understand it

Until MC explains experiments are like gambling on a hunch

Once they tell him that

He's hooked

He makes little bets with MC with a few grimm about how different substances will react

Kind of like a fascinated little kid

Somehow, MC'S experimenting brings up his grades?

Maybe because anything science related he links with MC

Levi

"MC that's so cool!!!"

Compares MC to a long list of scientist anime characters

Kinda just likes to watch the experiments

Because they remind him of mana potions....

And because he thinks its kinda attractive how smart MC is

Surprisingly doesn't get intimidated, he's just curious

Sometimes likes to livestream certain reactions

Satan

Immediately in love

Obsessed with his MC being a scientist

Probably the most happy about it

Reads so many books and helps MC develop their hypothesis for each experiment

Always wants to watch and help

Asks a lot of questions, but respectfully so as not to bother them

Together, him and MC could destroy the world with science don't @ me

Asmo

Doesn't mind it

All he wants to know is...

"MC does that mean you can make me salves for my skin?!"

MC tells him that they guess they can?

Asmo squeals and runs to the market

Comes back with a ton of seemingly exotic....things

MC doesn't even know WHAT to call them

Fruits? Plants? Compounds?

Spends hours figuring out the properties of each one

Makes Asmo a facial cream thats a pretty lavender color

It becomes his favorite of all time

Beel

Is actually excited

Because cooking is just like some types of science!

Kinda like chemistry

Asks MC is they're a good cook since they're a good scientist

MC admits they've never tried to cook before

Beel convinces them to try

And, well

MC nails the recipe first try

Beel also likes to watch MC experiment, but MC has to watch to make sure he doesn't swallow some random compound

Belphie

Likes to sleep in the same room MC is experimenting in

Something about the various sounds is soothing to him

The clinking of various instruments, the bubbling of liquids, MC'S muttering, the occasional scritch of a pencil jotting down observations

For some reason, he just sleeps the best there

Admires how smart MC is

Belphie is actually pretty clever, too

Helps MC make certain observations when he's awake

Wholesome

Obey me bros in an RPG

What drift cars the demon brothers would have (Initial D AU)

Okeeey, I’m redoing this, because my knowledge has increased and my opinions have changed. So here we go. 

~Lucifer

Nissan Silvia S15

I think Lucifer is a little more practical but still a bit flashy. I imagine him having a body kit very much like this one, maybe without a splitter on the front, he’d want an aggressive look for sure. S15s are hot, and the are amazing drift cars, it fits Luci quite well. 

~Mammon

First Gen Honda NSX 

First, this is one of the hottest rear wheel drive cars ever made, so I really think Mamo would want one. And there is no doubt in my mind that this boy would drift some expensive ass car for no reason other than it’s expensive and pretty. TBH he’s probably not the typical drifter because he actually cares if it looks good and won’t tolerate his car being a shitbox. This one is black, but I KNOW that he would put a gold wrap on it. Or at least have some very over the top gold decals.  

~Leviathan 

Nissan 350Z Ruri-chan Itasha

I meeeean, obviously he would put a ton of Ruri-chan decals on it, the Itasha part is obvious. But the 350 has a Levi feel, it’s has a lot of smooth lines and a cool shape/flow. 

~Asmodeus 

Nissan 180SX

Flip up headlights that he can make wink?? check

Pink chrome??? check 

Is this not the most Asmo car you’ve ever seen?? He would absolutely have a heart-shaped steering wheel and like sakura seat covers or some equally aesthetic shit. The 180 is already pretty glam in my opinion, but Asmo would glam the hell out of this car and I am here for it.   

~Satan 

Widebody RX-7 FC

My favorite car for my favorite boy. Satan would absolutely go for a rotary engine because he is that bitch. Overall this is just a very cool car that can be a beast and it’s quite fitting for Satan. I think he would just kick ass in this thing. 

 ~Beelzebub 

Toyota Crown

4 door sedan feels kinda like the perfect size for Beel. He’d probably always take passengers out when he drifts. I also think he would slam it like this one, like having something so clean/lowered like that?? And the brown/gold combo also feels very Beel. 

~Belphegor

 Toyota Levin AE86

Yeah, it’s not the fastest but I think Belphie would love a Levin. He wouldn’t drive anything as big as a Crown, like Beel. An all black Levin Hachi would be totally reliable and Belphie would drive it like a pro. 

OoHhHh? Please sir, do tell me how im gonna win. Just in case you like forget it somehow ;)

Im like new to tumblr so im ATTEMPTING at posting aha

IM LATE BUT HBD BDAY BOYS EYYY

In other news....

I heard you accept request, so I was wondering if you could make a headcanon of the brothers and the now dateables on MC winning/or is Miss Universe. Thank you!

Because it says "Miss" Universe I'm going to use she/her for this one

I'm sorry this took so long! I broke my wrist AND went through a break up, but I'm better now🥰

Thanks for the request!! I'll do the newly datables in another post!

The Brothers' Reactions to Miss Universe F! MC (Pt. 1)

Warnings: Slight language (as per usual)

Lucifer

Proud Bastard

Was there when MC won the pageant and the title

Was not even a little surprised, as MC had always been breathtakingly gorgeous, even more so than any succubus he's seen

It makes him wonder how he didn't realize sooner she was related to Lilith

He helps her with her posture and poise

Gives her lessons on how to carry herself with pride and dignity

Often accompanies her outside because, believe it or not, even people in the Devildom will swarm her. Paparazzi are everywhere.

Gets her an enchanted pillow to put her crown on

The pillow repels dust and dirt, so the crown stays impossibly shiny

Mammon

Proud 2.0

"Thats right, MY human is the best out if all of em. And she's got the crown go to prove it."

Speaking of the crown

"Come on, Human. Let me gamble with it, I promise I'll win it right back!"

Constantly tries to steal it

Satan eventually wards it to disappear whenever Mammon is near

Brags VERY loudly about MC

Is glad he has Miss Universe all to himself

Levi

Not gonna lie

This boy is intimidated

He feels so inferior to her

When she walks by, people stop and stare

But nobody looks at him

Mc does her damndest to ensure Levi feels special

"How are you so good at this game, Levi?" She smiled as Levi beat her yet again

But, after a while, he realizes:

Miss Universe is HIS girlfriend

Like

BIG FLEX

Hell yea, He is Leviathan, one of the seven demon brothers, boyfriend of MISS UNIVERSE

Satan

Loves admiring her beauty

Is immensely proud to call MC his

But

He hates other people staring

He knows its to be expected but he sees someone gawking at her and he just wants to b r e a k something

Is actually super protective of her

Always holding her hand or touching her in some way

"I've only known her 5 minutes, but if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself"

Asmodeus

Is the one who designed the gown MC won in

On top of that

He also did her hair and makeup

Gave her vocal lessons as her talent

Is her unofficial manager

But deep down

He's kinda jealous

He knows miss Universe is a human thing

But he just KNOWS he could win, and beat MC if they were competing

It was hard for him to watch her get crowned

He wanted to snatch it off her head like Mammon

But he didnt

Because he loves MC, and if she's happy, then he supposes he can go back to being the most attractive in all the Devildom

Beel

Mother hen

"MC, you're looking a little pale. Make sure you've eaten, ok?"

Loves to take MC to a fancy dinner while she wears one of her overdramatic ballgowns

It makes her happy, so, of course, Beel loves it

He is ALSO the one who helped MC develop a workout routine for the bikini contest

Is immensely proud of her

Gets her a pretty gold necklace that says "Beel's Universe"

Belphegor

Contrary to what most people would believe, BELPHIE is the bodyguard, not Beel

The reason?

Nobody can keep a watch on MC better than him

He always has a hand resting lazily on her back, not to control her but to be able to whisk her away at a moment's notice

Would literally die if anything bad were to happen to her

So, he takes his unofficial job VERY seriously

Always knows where MC is

Protective murder bean

Oooh, an idea has struck. The brothers reacting to Dom Male!MC reuniting with his childhood bestfriend in the Devildom, only their bestfriend is now a high ranking/powerful incubus who has a fuck ton of influence & money. (Not nearly as powerful as any of the brothers or Diavolo, of course, but you get the point)

And while normally a simple childhood friend wouldn’t be enough to bother the brothers, DM!MC’s Femboy CH!Bestfriend is the optimum of gorgeous, with a lithe & toned body and an “innocent” charm to him.

Spoiler Alert, CH!Bestfriend has been in love with DM!MC since they were kids (though it was just puppy love back then) and is determined to never let him get away from him again, resulting in him being extra clingy and needy.

Another Spoiler Alert, DM!MC’s childhood bestfriend may or may not be a mix of a “Worship” & “Self Sacrifice” Yandere.. (Look up “The Dere Types Wiki” if your confused)

You have some very interesting ideas😂 im so sorry this took so long, I didn't want to post it until I was back up to my full working capacity after getting injured and after breaking up with someone😁

Anyways, without further ado, here ya go😘

The Brother's Reactions to M! MC'S Yandere Childhood Incubus! Friend

Warnings: Violence, Language, Blood, VERY SLIGHT sexual themes, some non-consentual touching in Levi's section, brief mention of drugging in Beel's

Lucifer

At first, didn't think twice of MC having a childhood friend

But when he heard the word incubus

He got the smile on his face

You know the one

Lucifer "innocently" is around whenever the incubus is around

Its starts off small

Little poisoned glances from the incubus here and there

But eventually it escalated and turned into him putting a possessive arm around MC's waist

Lucifer snapped

The second the Incubus was alone, Lucifer followed him down an alley

Slammed that fucker against the wall and held him there by the throat

The incubus started laughing, even when Lucifer tightened his grip

"You'll never get rid of me. I have connections to everyone, Fallen Angel. I've loved him since before you even knew he existed, and a prissy peacock like you isnt gonna stop me from making him mine, even if I have to drug and kidnap him"

Lucifer only smiled and released him

The incubus smirked, daintily dusting off his lithe figure

Thinking he won, he shouldered his way past Lucifer

Only to stop short in horror

Deep growls greeted him

Lucifer didn't even bother hiding the screams of the incubus as Cerberus ripped into him

After a while, he signaled Cerberus to stop

As the incubus lies on the ground whimpering, Lucifer calmly says:

"Now that I've shown you just what I'm willing to do to protect MC, I'll make you a deal. MC cares about you, as a FRIEND. But his heart belongs to me and me alone, and mine belongs to him. If you can understand and respect that, I'll allow you near him. But one wrong word, one wrong placement of a hand, and I won't hesitate to finish you off myself. And believe me," he says with a dark chuckle "I won't be as gentle as Cerberus."

Mammon

This man immediately is on high alert

Someone trying to take what's HIS?

The incubus makes him more greedy than ever

Decides not to leave MC's side for a second

Even when he's sleeping

When Mammon can't help the incu-bitch (his nickname for the childhood friend) being around, he acts sort of like a child, which makes him look like a dick in comparison to the incubus's calm and innocent facade

Mammon tries to tell MC there's something up, but he just chalks it up to Mammon being Mammon

One day, MC randomly receives news from the human world that his mother contracted something contagious and was placed in ICU

The incu-bitch was, of course, right there when MC started tearing up, letting him cry into his shoulder

Mammon sees this and starts to protest

This leads MC to snap and tell Mammon he's being a child

Mammon leaves them be and thinks hard

Comes to the conclusion that maybe MC is right, and he begrudgingly decides to apologize to the incubus

As he approaches him, Mammon catches a glimpse of the Incubus's *expensive* phone

Unable to resist, he throws a coin against the wall in the opposite direction.

When he turns to look at the noise, Mammon snatches the phone and yeets off to his room

When he gets there, he opens the phone- no lock- and is startled by what he sees

A fake texting app, along with the messages telling MC his mother was sick

Mammon was about to run to find MC, when he heard a slight chuckle

Looking up, he saw the incubus...holding a knife

"You just couldn't stay away, could you? You've been a pain in the ass ever since I got here. But no matter, once MC sees how *cruel* you are to his defenseless childhood friend, he'll want nothing to do with you. And he'll be mine to fuck and own as I please."

Mammon gritted his teeth and ground out "Making MC think his mother was gravely ill just to get close to him when he's vulnerable? You're disgusting. I actually care about MC, and I respect them more than you ever will."

The incubus snorted, and raised the knife.

"Oi! What do ya think you're doing with that?" Mammon yelled

He raised the knife....and slashed it across his own arm

He then threw the knife towards Mammon, threw himself to the ground, and yelled out in pain

Suddenly, MC burst into the room

Mammon sputtered out a panicked explanation, but MC cut him off with a stare

He kneeled down next to his friend, who reached up with a bloody hand to cup MC'S face

MC put his hand over the incubus's....and sharply bent it backwards

He leaned down and whispered into his ear: "I heard everything, you little shit. Now, get the FUCK out of my house and away from my boyfriend, and don't even THINK of defiling my life with your presence ever again"

After he left, Mammon cautiously said "boyfriend, huh..?"

"Shut up mammon"

Levi

Oh, this won't do

Immediately feels threatened and triggered

He is the avatar of Envy, after all

His response?

Prove to MC nobody can know him as well as he can

He does this every single time the incubus is near

"MC, I got you your favorite drink!"

"MC, I ordered you some food. Don't worry, I already know what you like"

Flinches whenever the incu-bitch touches MC. It literally makes him cringe

His suspicions are confirmed when the incubus shoots Levi a malicious glance next time he touches MC

Levi snaps

Challenges the incubus to a video game duel

He surprisingly accepts

He cheats like hell and beats Levi

Levi goes into his demon form and rages

But MC thinks he's just being a sore loser

He tells Levi to back off and to go cool down

Once Levi storms off, the incu-bitch thanks MC for standing up for him

Then, he promptly tries to make a move on MC

He reaches out a hand to unbutton MC'S shirt

MC slaps his hand away, but not before noticing writing on the Incubus's hand

Before he can pull away, MC snatches his hand and sees cheat codes written on them

Gets super upset and tries to get up to apologize to Levi

The incubus pulls him back down by his wrist and pins them to the couch

"MC, don't you realize? You're all I want, all I need. I WORSHIP you, MC. And you're going to be mine. Nobody else can have you. And you're going to love me, whether you realize it right now or not. You'll learn with time to need me just as desperately as I need you"

Starts to take off MC'S clothes in spite of their fighting and protests, the incubus shushing him

"Shhhh, I know you don't see it, but this will make you see."

Levi slams open the door, tail lashing and face white with rage

"Get your normie hands the fuck off of my human. Now."

The incubus nopes the fuck out. He may be a high ranking incubus, but he still isn't as strong as one of the seven demon brothers.

Levi holds MC tightly as they fumble over an apology

"Shhh MC, its okay. I'm here now. Let's watch some anime and calm down together, yea?"

Satan

Do I even have to explain this one?

Is hostile as soon as MC even MENTIONS a childhood male friend, let alone an INCUBUS

Honestly, the Incubus is a bit scared of Satan

But, he decides he wants MC more than he fears Satan

So, he swallows his fear and patronizes Satan in tiny, unremarkable ways

Ways that would only be noticed by Satan

A stray hand here and there that lingers a LITTLE too long

Wiping a crumb from MC'S lips during a meal

Tucking a stray hair behind MC'S ear

Every last one of these actions makes his blood boil

It gets so bad that Satan is just in a perpetual state of rage, never leaving his demon form

Satan starts passive aggressively insulting the incubus's intelligence

"Oh, you mean you don't know how disestablishmentarianism impacted the overall congruence of Midwest society? Thats odd, its fairly simple. Practically common sense."

Is shocked when MC got livid at him, because he was being condescending for seemingly no reason

Starts to get angry at MC

"Can't you see? He's trying to turn you against me. Just LISTEN, DAMNIT!" He says as he grabs MC'S shoulders

The incubus barges in and shoves Satan away from MC

"Are you ok, MC? Did he hurt you?"

The amount of white hot rage in the room was tangible

He can't do it anymore

Slams the incubus against the wall

Knocks him to the ground

But when he falls down

A bunch of photos fall out of his jacket

Not normal photos

Horrifying ones

One of MC while he showers

One of MC sleeping

One of MC changing

Even one of MC and Satan having a steamy moment

MC goes still...and then SLAPS the shit out of the incubus.

He wordlessly turns to Satan, eyes pleading

"It would be my pleasure, MC" *evil grin*

Cue Satan dragging the incubus off by his hair

Asmo

P A S S I V E A G R E S S I V E

He sees this lovely incubus with NEARLY perfect hair, a lithe and toned body, and a seemingly innocent attitude, and he just wants him gone

He's been with plenty of Incubi, so he knows what they're like

Because of this, he doesn't want this one anywhere NEAR his darling MC

Comes up with a plan to use all his fashion design connections to outdress the incubus

He knows they're vain by nature, so he comes to the conclusion that this is the best course of action

But there's a problem

"Is that a statement piece from Priya Lacroix? She hasn't even released her collection yet"

Asmo.exe is not responding

He knows that HE is the only one Priya would ever give an early release to

So why does THE INCUBUS have her statement piece?

And WHERE is his phone?

Complains to MC, but MC doesn't take him seriously because he's too busy catching up with his friend

Asmo gets jealous and storms off to do a stress relieving skin routine

As MC and the incubus hang out, the incubus's phone goes off

Only...the ringtone is sinful indulgence

Mammon storms into the room

"AHA! I FOUND YA ASMO, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE- huh?"

"I/N? Why do you have Asmo's phone?"

"MC, you have to understand, I just want you to realize I'm the only right one for you. You NEED to realize you can't be with anyone else. Because you're mine, MC. You always have been."

Screeching could be heard in the distance, then footsteps quickly getting closer and closer

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY" Asmo yells as he slams open the door

"As if MC would choose a crusty, obsessive, STEALING, lying, probably STD having Incubus like you over me! Now give me my phone back and get out of here. And while you're at it, take off that Priya piece. There's a reason I'm the only one allowed early access."

Beel

Honestly doesn't think that much of it at first

He thinks its nice MC reunited with one of his childhood friends, and an Incubus at that

But when he meets the friend, something just feels off

He gets a weird sensation, and its not hunger

Its like his senses are on red alert

The incubus was nice enough to Beel, seemingly charming and genuine

But Beel couldn't help but feel rubbed the wrong way, with a sensation similar to seaweed against legs in the ocean

He doesn't want to mention this to MC, because he's convinced he's just overreacting

He feels a little sad that MC is too busy for him, but he does his best to give them time together

One night, he had made some food in the kitchen and decided to bring MC and I/N some

When he neared the door, he almost dropped the plate

He heard a loud thud, and MC saying "Hey, I said no, okay?"

He gently opened the door and looked at MC, who immediately forced a smile to his face

"Hey MC, I brought you guys some food. Is everything ok?"

"Thanks Beel, that's sweet of you. Everything's fine, I promise"

Beel relaxed a bit, although he still knew something was off.

The incubus excused himself to use the restroom, encouraging MC to eat without him

Beel and MC sat down, and Beel scarfed down his portion

Chuckling, MC offered his plate to Beel, who gladly accepted

The incubus opened the door shortly after with an expectant look on his face, as well as rope and a gag in his hands

Upon laying eyes on MC, a shocked expression came onto his face as his eyes darted between MC and the empty plate

"How are you still conscious?" He blurted

Confusion flashed across MC'S face. "What do you mean, I/N?"

"You drugged it, didn't you?" Beel spoke up.

"I thought it tasted odd," Beel continued "but I never would have guessed you would actually drug MC. I'm guessing you couldn't handle that MC rejected your advances, so you drugged the food while MC was distracted talking to me. Am I right?"

The incubus chuckled. "Guess I was wrong about you. You are more of a threat than you seem. Heh, I guess you're not just a talking stomach after all."

A loud smack could be heard shortly thereafter.

But the devastating blow didn't come from Beel

It came from an enraged MC

"Trying to drug me I could keep my cool over. If thats all you did I would have just told you to stay the hell away from me. But the SECOND you spoke to Beel like that, you signed your own death warrant."

Before he could react, MC summoned the brothers one by one, Beel explaining the situation.

"Well, MC, perfect timing as always. I was just beginning to get bored" Satan drawled

*screams*

Belphie

It takes a yandere to know one

Belphie doesn't want to alarm MC though, so he decides to outmaneuver the incubus without him noticing

It starts small, with I/N reaching out to put an arm over MC'S shoulder, and Belphie's arm already being there

Eventually, they start glaring daggers at each other the second MC looks away

After a while, Belphie decides to up the ante

Religiously falls asleep on MC when I/N is trying to spend time with him

Goads the incubus so much that he corners Belphie when he snaps and can't take any more

"Listen, I know exactly what you're doing. But if you think that YOU can take him away from me, you're sorely mistaken. MC is mine whether he likes it or not. And if it turns out to be the latter, well, let's just say he won't have much of a choice in the matter, nor will you have any control over it. Got that?"

Belphie does the one thing he knows will get the outcome he had painstakingly built up to the past couple weeks: he laughs

"Ah, you have a good sense of humor, know that? Funny stuff. All kidding aside, MC already belongs to me. So your child's play isn't gonna cut it. Got THAT?"

With a choked cry of fury, the incubus pulls out a knife and stabs Belphie

Belphie, having planned this, falls to the floor just as the door opens to reveal a shocked MC.

"BELPHIE! Shit, please be okay! What the FUCK is wrong with you, I/N?"

The stunned Incubus could only stammer out a couple words

"I- he...was gonna...tried to take what was mine. Tried to take you..."

MC laughed bitterly and shoved him to the floor.

"I don't know what sick world you're living in, but I belong to Belphie. I love him. And I hate YOU. Now I'll leave you be so you can deal with THAT. Ta ta." He says as he scoops up Belphie and heads out the door

"Deal with what?" I/N nervously asks after him, backing up warily

The incubus stops when his back hits something hard.

Gulping, he looks up...

"Hello, I/N, I'm Beel."

"Nice to...meet you? I imagine you're one of the brothers?" He replies shakily

Beel smiles. The light doesn't reach his eyes.

"Yes, I'm one of the brothers. You see, I'm Belphie's twin."

Across the house, Belphie smiles at the faint screams, MC curled up next to him after patching him up.

He succeeded in protecting what was his. He deserves a good nap. Holding MC tighter, he goes back to sleep.

minds been on this all they, what if in the human world the brothers asked to see the MC's house but they gave them a hard no because and when asked why the MC starts listing off reasons(like how they feel Lucifer would critise their home if it's not fancy enough, Mammon would take their stuff, Beel eating all their food, and Satan messing with things out of curiosity, Asmo messing with their beauty products, those kind of things), how would the brother's react?

Tell me why this reminds me of that one Ouran High School Host Club episode where they invade Haruhi's apartment?

Absolutely, this is a cute request!

The Brothers When GN! MC Doesn't Trust Them In Their Home

Warnings: None!

Lucifer

Is deeply, deeply offended

His idiotic brothers, he could understand

But him?

It wounds his ego

Asks MC why he can't go to their home

MC refuses to explain at first

"Let's just say my house isn't as *opulent* as you're used to, Luci."

"And what, exactly, is the supposed to mean, my dear?"

"NOT ALL OF US HAVE MONEY YOU TWAT"

Mammon

"WHAT? Whadd'ya mean you don't want the GREAT Mammon to grace your house with my presence?"

Has an attitude reminiscent of a 5 year old regarding the issue

Constantly badgers MC about it

MC eventually snaps and just rattles off a few reasons

"Because you'll be loud and disturb my neighbors, because you'll steal all my valuables and try to sell them, and because you'll make fun of my house!"

That shut him up

Leviathan

"Of course you wouldn't want a yucky Otaku like me in your house, MC"

Basically pouts the entire time

GUILT TRIP

"Levi, come on, its just that I have a really basic house..."

"You're embarrassed because your house is a NORMIE HOUSE"

"NO, I didn't say that!"

"YOU MEANT IT!"

"NO I DIDNT"

"NORMIE"

Satan

Bold of you to assume he needs permission

MC has to run to catch him at the door of the house

"Why won't you let me in, MC?"

MC looks away

Satan gets even more concerned and gently makes MC look at him

"Talk to me"

MC mumbles that Satan is the king of passive aggressive comments

"Nonsense, besides, your house isn't that bad. It would be quite lovely were it cleaned up more"

*silence*

"......ok MC, point taken"

Asmo

"MC, what IS this decor?"

Another one who almost made it inside MC'S house

"MC darling, why can't I go inside?" *pout*

MC.exe has stopped working

They don't have any patience for this

They take a reeeeeeally deep breath:

"Because you'll make fun of my decor, because you'll complain about the non-egyptian cotton sheets, because you'll worry about the PH level of the water, because you'll-"

"Ok ok ok I get it sweetie"

Beel

*sad Beel noises*

But MCCCCC

MC Doesn't have the heart to be blunt

Sits him down

Holds his hand

"Beel, I'm sorry, but we really can't afford THAT much food, what we have right now is supposed to last a month...does that make sense?"

Alright, Beel gets it, even though he wishes he could see MC'S house

Brings MC some cooking appliances for the house

Belphie

Doesn't even get out of bed

Demands to know what type of sheets MC has

Lists off acceptable fabrics

This goes on for 10 minutes

MC didn't even know there were so many fabrics

Mc admits they don't have nice sheets

Belphie turns over and goes back to sleep

He briefly wakes up and gestures to a bag on the nightstand

MC opens it to find the literal softest sheets

"For when I do get around to your house"

*evil smile*

Lmao

I forgot to post this yesterday lol

I CARE LEVIATHAN I CARE 😭

happy birthday to my 2d snek boyfriend

おめでとうございます！！！

Happy birthday dear Leviathan!!!

He liked it...I can die

I've never expressed this but I love Kada Satoshi so much! His voice is the cutest thing I've ever heard and for him to like my only twitter post makes me lose my mind. I watch his streams every morning and it makes me happy. I can't express my love for that man enough.

Mc: Hey do you want to - stop screaming it’s just me - do you want to watch Shrek with me.

Levi: I’M IN THE SHOWER.

Mc: Okay well when you’re done do you want to watch Shrek with me?

Levi: …yes

Tԋҽ Aҽɾιαʅ Dαɳƈҽɾʂ(Obey!Me)

Sfw and nsfw for all characters expect Luke(he's a little puppy baby🥺)

The Brothers:

Lucifer:

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodus

Beelzebub

Belphgor

Purgatory Hall/Others:

Simon:

Solomon:

Luke(platonic sfw only):

Diavolo:

Barbatos:

Obey Me! Headcanon  and a little bit of Haikyuu!!

Obey Me! 

Imagine singing to the Brothers and the no longer undatables “Where have you been” by Rihanna bc I would go wild if that where to happen. Look i gotta admit I got this idea bc Levi does karaoke so why not confess to him with that song? Well it’s not the best option but I like it.

Haikyuu!!

So I was reading Asahi fanfics and I thought what if we burst into the gym to deliver smth to a sibling on the team, seeing him and start singing the song unconsciously bc that shit was blasting in our headphones. OR. We would come up to him after one of his games, like we were dragged to watch their game and then we had just started to do this. Like how would he react tbh I feel like he would stutter out “Karasuno”. Then for the rest of his games he would know that someone is actually cheering for him exclusively.

Mc: When you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?

Levi: No, no, see, when I first meet somebody, it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.