So after Dannys have been crowned ghost king the ghosts of infinite realms are trying to make a good first impression (they don't want another pharia dark) and in trying to stay in his good graces they give him coronation gifts
Several of them give him some kryptonite, red kryptonite, white kryptonite and blue kryptoniglte
Danny found that the different kryptonite react to his powers in different ways and really likes the kryptonite
Danny wanted to see if there were any more so he starts to ask around if there were more
It gets around that the ghost king likes Kryptonite best and is looking for any new Kryptonite for his collection
This leads to some of the most respected and feared members of the infiner realms to go looking for it, any different version, any different shape anything
Now this wouldn't usually catch the JL's attention but during one of Superman's fights with Lex Luther a portal opened something with lots of hands came out, destroyed lex Luthers weapon and took the kryptonite and vanished back into the portal
I don’t know much about Lex Luther apart from that he made Conner and that he’s kind of Superman’s nemesis so take the following headcanons with a grain of salt. 💚
Science and Fae!Dick only get along to a certain point. Dick does NOT like it when people mess with the natural order or with nature. So him heavily disliking Lex from the get go is a given.
Dick isn’t allowed to make him go away completely (Bruce sadly put his foot down regarding that) but he takes full advantage of the galas they attend together to absolutely HOUND Lex. If he’s not allowed to make him into food for his trees, he’s at least going to have some fun with the human.
Lex learns to DREAD each public event he knows Wayne’s strange kid will attend, and no matter how much he tries to avoid him, the boy is always suddenly THERE.
Lex doesn’t know what’s wrong with Wayne’s ward (he suspected alien at first), but he SWEARS he saw the boy eat a live bird the other day. And then watched as the bones rearranged themselves and flew away. He ran several tox screens on the alcohol he had that evening, but all came back clear.
Grayson, because at this point Lex remembers his name, has it out for him. Lex is sure of it. He must be some kind of metahuman, or something cooked up in Gotham’s labs. God knows Gotham is its very own warning. But Grayson’s kind of weird takes the cake, and he swears he didn’t imagine the way the boy smiled at him last night, the picture of adorable child obedience, and kept growing teeth. Lips stretching back impossibly wide to show rows upon rows of teeth that most certainly shouldn’t be in a kid’s mouth. But upon Lex’s horrified stuttering Wayne had just looked at the boy proudly and said he’s very proud of managing to brush them all in under an hour tonight. Lex downs five glasses of champagne to get through the rest of the night. Ignoring all the teeth-eyes-feathers-moss-overgrown-roots-please-stop becomes easier the tipsier he is.
Grayson wants to kill him, Lex decides. Grayson wants to kill him, and Wayne is either a fool not to see his kid is some kind meta-slash-alien-slash-experiment-slash-whatever-the-hell’s-got-this-many-teeth, or he really is as stupid as everyone claims Brucie Wayne to be. But Lex is a smart man, and he’s not gonna go down without a fight. He’ll get a tissue sample and figure the thing out and devise a plan for counteracting assassination attempts. Easy.
When Lex finally manages to snatch a dna sample from the boy and puts it under a microscope. And— he has to recheck several times, but— all that shows up under the magnifying glass are cells of plant matter dating back millions of years. And traces of animals whose remains can only be found in museums these days.
Grayson hands him a glass of champagne during the next gala. Lex has no intention of drinking it, but when he takes it from the boy’s hand and he smiles his too-many-teeth smile Lex could swear— no, no that can’t be. That’s most DEFINITELY not his tooth in the kid’s mouth, right? (He obsessively checks the mirror in the bathroom and tells himself he‘a imagining how one of his teeth is the wrong color compared to the rest)
Lex avoids Grayson like the plague after that. This kid and his mysteries aren’t worth his dwindling sanity (or his teeth). Thank you and good day.
Hehe alright that’s all I got for now. Hope you liked it 💚
Here are a few more moments from DCeased that BROKE me.
My original dceased post here
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE COMICS IF YOU HAVENT READ THEM YET
Also, these are not in order, I'm not really in the mood to put them in order so don't come for me.
Ready? Let’s go!
Alfred informs Damian of Bruce’s death and passes on the Cowl to Damien, telling him Bruce said he is worthy of it.
Clark saying goodby to Jon, entrusting him to carry on the Superman name and that Jon is the best thing in the whole universe
Stephanie telling Damian it’s okay for him to mourn the loss of his brothers and and father
Jon saying goodbye to Damian, telling him he’s going to do great as Batman, before Jon leaves to protect them from infected Superman
Damian reunites with Jason after believing him dead, Jason telling him that Batman made the right choice by giving Damian the cowl
Jason dying in the arms of his wife, Rose Wilson, tells her that he’s glad he got a second chance at life and that he’s not afraid to die this time because he got to be with her.
Wink and Piper saying goodbye to their romantic partners before going to take on an undead army, with the intent of sacrificing themselves. Then them being reunited afterwards.
Last one for today is Alfred’s nightmare about having to kill Bruce, Dick and Tim.
It's heartbreaking! I'm so sad, I can't even man! The comics have messed me up. If you haven't read DCeased you definitely should (they are very gory tho, which is why I tried to pick very specific panels that weren't too gory)
What’s funnier than Luthor purposely donating DNA to make Connor? Lex Luthor getting the justice league on his doorstep after a raid of Cadmus and it being the worlds worst ‘you’re the baby daddy’ reveal.