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lxclerc · 1 year

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𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 | 𝐜𝐥 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

summary: a secret wedding with a secret man

note: this was surprisingly a long one

yourusername

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yourusername hitched

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ynlover EXCYSE ME WHST

bellahadid most beautiful bride

yourusername most beautiful bridesmaid

lovelyyn bella tell us what you know

itsalexa miss gurl who the fuck-

fleurdori hITCHED TO WHOM

yourusername

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yourusername in my lover era

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lovelyyou nobody talk to me

lettersforyn im happy for her but also like i want to die. yall get me?

ynfan theyre giving wattpad mafia couple vibes

honeybadger charles is probably as heartbroken as we are

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cl16_updates charles with mystery girl in monte carlo taken by a fan

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lechair that’s disgusting. give them their privacy

sharllll whoever she is is none of our business

charlesfan how are yall even sure that’s him

cl16_updates the fan has pictures with him wearing the same clothes

honeybadger first y/n got married and now this? i’m going to be sick

ynupdates

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ynupdates yn with her husband in monte carlo, monaco! no one knows who he is still

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letterforyn i’m genuinely so happy for her

ynfan27 look at her going on her tippy toes 😭

ynfan17 yall weird asf for this

honeybadger something about him looks so familiar but i can’t put my finger on it

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc married life so far...

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yourusername so much for soft launching

charles_leclerc i can't do it, you're too beautiful

yourusername beautiful enough for you to do the laundry?

charles_leclerc nope. nobody is that beautiful. i did it last week, it's your turn.

yourusername 🙄

arthur_leclerc ha i knew all along

charlesfan WHAT

leclerclover OH MY GOD THAT CRAZY GIRL FROM TWITTER WAS RIGHT

pierregasly mum and dad

yourusername get tf off

ynfan now how tf did he bag her?

honeybadger I FUCKING TOLD YALL

#f1 imagine #f1 #f1 fic #charles leclerc #f1 fanfiction #f1 x reader #lex's insta aus #social media au #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc fluff #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fanfiction #charles leclerc fanfic #cl16 #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc insta au #f1 smau

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nighthaterfrfr · 1 month

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#npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #lex foster #black friday #repeat that smau #hatchetfield smau #theyre the most cousin coded ppl in my head of all time

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jammingjaem · 2 months

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staring in your eyes, ocean blue

[about me.] [midnight library.] [rules.]

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smicksstuff · 1 year

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Hiii could you please do a smau for mick x toto’s daughter aka Wolff!reader ? 😍 plot could be anything you like

Gorgeous

(mickschumacher x ynwolff)

warnings: none

a/n: i hope you like it !! sorry for the long wait 😅

yn.wolff

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yn.wolff ditched school for a race. no one tell my dad 🤫

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mickschumacher you ditched school for the race and not to hang out with me 😭 im hurt

yn.wolff hey stop exposing me here !!

mickschumacher 🫢

susie_wolff 🤔 - toto

mercedesarmy someones in troubleeee

lewishamilton great to have you back in the paddock my dear ❤️

yn.wolff ❤️❤️❤️

mercbuddies63 i wanna ditch school for a race too

mercbuddies44 me too !!!!

susie_wolff what is the excuse letter i have to write this time 🤔 - dad

yn.wolff that i missed my dad and went to visit him 🥺

susie_wolff hmm ok. 👌🏼- dad

susie_wolff when do i get to write that excuse letter

yn.wolff when i come for the F1A race at the end of the month

susie_wolff great. already written

hammertime where can i get parents like this

geoooooorgee id be homeless if i did this

mercedesamgf1 Glad to have you back ❤️

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georgerussell63 you skipped school for us ??

yn.wolff ofcourse i did. came all the way to Australia to see you not race

georgerussell63 🙄

alex_albon shots fired

yn.wolff you werent any better lex

alex_albon hey i come in peace. at least you didnt have to watch the race alone.

yn.wolff i didnt have too i had company

albonofans not alex trying to justify his dnf 😂

danielriccardo great to see you again little wolff

yn.wolff ❤️❤️❤️

yn.wolff when do i get to see you again ?

danielriccardo we will see. soon i promise

mickcedes who is the guy ? why so sneaky

hammertime a mercedes guy for sure.

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher 🌊+🦘+🇦🇺 =❤️

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jackdoohan i want a beach volley rematch 😠

mickschumacher NO

jackdoohan YES

galaelized can i come ?

jackdoohan yes the more the merrier. you will be on my team

mickschumacher hey not fair i want sean

jackdoohan too late 😝

dookiesquad they fight like a bunch of kids

schuminis mick soft launching his girl 😍

mickiemick i wanna know who she is

micksquad i heard she is a surfer girl too 😍

mercedesarmy i bet you yn wolff is gonna be pretty jealous rn. her bestie has got a girl 😶

micksquad omg i did not think of this 😭 lesser yn and mick 💔 im not ready for this

yn.wolff who is the new chick

mickschumacher oh you definitely know her

yn.wolff do i ? hmm do i like her ?

mickschumacher absolutely cause i love her 😉

yn.wolff if you say so

danielriccardo oh so thats why she wasnt free 🤔

ricfans who is “she” ??? we need to know

kikiay he knows something!! spill please

paddockgossips so she is someone already known in the paddock? interesting 🤨

f1wags not yn making sure everyone knows she approves

micksquad this is why she is the queen of the paddock

ginaschumacher ❤️❤️❤️

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yn.wolff

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yn.wolff ocean blue eyes, looking in mine, i feel like i might sink and drown and die ❤️

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mickschumacher meine liebe, ich liebe dich ❤️ (translation: my love, i love you)

yn.wolff i love you more ❤️

ginaschumacher ahhh my favourites!!! welcome to the family! ❤️❤️

yn.wolff thank you ! ❤️

carmenmmundt finally i have been waiting for this! ❤️

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alex_albon YES FINALLY !!! its not a secret anymore

lilymhe im so so sorry for him 🤦🏻‍♀️

lilymhe my babies ❤️ @mickschumacher take care of her if not ☠️

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mickschumacher i promise !! damn you are scary

mercedesarmy i spoke too soon 🤡

micksquad my jaw is dropped! im speechless! i love them so much

mickcedes damn those lyrics hit different now

lewishamilton ❤️

susie.wolff YN!!! thats not the point of a car !!! -dad

mercbuddies HAHAHA toto is the best !!

susie.wolff welcome to the family mick! we love you guys❤️

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mickschumacher thank you ❤️

jackdoohan not taylor again

yn.wolff hey dont say that !! its taylor all day, everyday !

jackdoohan fine 😐 promise me during roadtrips we have songs other than taylor

yn.wolff ofc we will have harry styles and one direction too

jackdoohan @mickschumacher SAVE ME

mickschumacher im switzerland

jackdoohan 😦

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher you’re so gorgeous ❤️

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yn.wolff ❤️❤️❤️

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charles_leclerc you guys are datingg ?!!?!

yn.wolff why are you shocked ?? you knew

charles_leclerc oh right i did

pierregasly so see you next race yn 🤔

yn.wolff sure if you can convince my dad to write another excuse letter

pierregasly @mickschumacher you got to think of a reason

mickschumacher why me ?

pierregasly cause her dad will say yes to you

susie_wolff 🤔 - toto

jackdoohan OMG not you and the lyrics too

mickschumacher 🫶🏼

mickcedes and to think you couldn’t love him more 🥹

micksquad WHEN WILL IT BE ME ?!?!?!

georgerussell63 ❤️

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estebanocon so happy for you !! 🤍

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elenaberri planning our double date soon ❤️

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yn.wolff yes pleaseee !!!!

credits: all pictures are found from pinterest and instagram

a/n: thank you for reading this far !! hope you enjoyed it ! If you have any one-shot scenarios send them to me!! I would love to try and recreate them for you ◡̈

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wr0temyway0ut · 1 year

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OK, please share something about "I'm at my WITS FUCKING END" because that's hilarious.

safsgdhfj unfortunately that one is not as fun as it sounds. it's just me venting some trans issues onto Luke so it's having him deal with his dad. I don't have a snippet since I haven't actually started it yet, but here's a snippet of a different fic that I forgot to put on the wip list. It's the Ralex backstory to my next smau!

“What if it wasn’t just for fun?” Reggie interrupts.

Alex’s rant stops in his tracks as he takes this in. “What do you mean?”

Reggie swallows hard and sits up so his back is to Alex. He’s still shivering, so Alex pulls of his hoodie and hands it to him. Usually he would pull it on immediately, but this time he just stares down at it and fiddles with the pink fabric.

“I think—” Reggie starts, then shakes his head. “I- I don’t know if I’m a boy.”

“Oh.” Alex blinks, trying to process that. “So… are you a girl, then?”

“I don’t know,” Reggie admits quietly. “I think… maybe sometimes I am?” When Alex doesn’t respond immediately, Reggie rushes to explain. “I mean, I think I am a boy sometimes. But other times, I… I feel more like a girl, and I don’t know if there’s a word for it or even if that’s something you’re allowed to do but I just. I really like this, Lex. I like looking like this.”

(Send me a WIP from my list and I'll tell you about it and give you a snippet!)

#asks #ask games #wip #wip games

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sleepysnk · 11 months

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fav smau/hc/fic/smut go (can be from you or another) !!

there are LOTS of fics that are personal favorites and it would take me forever to name them, but i do have some from myself and other authors.

mine:

the white leopard (wakasa imaushi)

moth to a flame (hanma shuji)

the lake (madara uchiha)

2:37 a.m. (shikamaru nara)

promotion (rindou haitani)

other notable authors would include @/garoujo (emmie is PHENOMENAL), @/mitsuyeaah (so great with sanzu!!), @/kenruu (AMAZING BLLK FICS!!), @/sin-and-punishment (lex writes every character so fucking well i love her works!!), @/wakashawty (I LOVE KEI AND HER THIRSTS!!)

these people have LOTS of great works and it’d take me forever to name every author i love, but those are definitely some i love to read from!! <3

#summer responds

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lacefuneral · 2 months

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okay so. i've been away from twitter forever but. i want to talk about my OFMD SMAU concept that never exited the drafting/planning stage.

because i am a person that really struggles to complete things, i didn't want to start a story and then not finish. i wanted the entire SMAU written, images edited, posts planned out, etc. in advance. and then just... take my time letting updates come out, knowing that the entire story was already done.

but like. i never got around to even starting it so. no one knows about it. except for my close friends. and i will likely never finish it. so!

I started writing this SMAU in 2022, when they were at their peak. things like piña coladas, etc.

and around this time, i had also just recently come out as gay, i was fresh out of a breakup, and i felt really alienated and alone. i wanted to try and reach out to members of my community and make friends locally, so i started going to events and potlucks. started going to the library and checking out books about queer history. and i also discovered an app called Lex.

now..... when i was drafting this document, Lex was a VERY different app. it is unrecognizable now, compared to the one i first encountered.

and i thought to myself "this app is terrible. it would be an incredible setting for a story where two people fall in love. there is so much room for error."

i also just imagined like, a 50 year old man trying to use an app primarily frequented by millennials and gen z and that cracked me up

so here was the premise.

the story begins with texts between a husband and wife. neither of them are named. the reader assumes that this is stede and mary, and they're right! but they're also wrong. because, you see, stede is the wife. and mary is the husband. and they are two queer transgender people who do not know this yet.

their marriage is falling apart. mary is never home, stede feels overwhelmed with the kids. mary realizes that she's trans and secretly orders a dress, which she hides from stede. she is fired from the corporate design firm she works at (not explained in-universe, but it was due to transmisogyny). she breaks down, fails to find work for a while, and eventually comes out to stede as a trans woman.

for a while, mary and stede's lives seem much better. mary is in therapy, on HRT. she has a new job with the Widow Collective, which is a highly-respected group of woman artists that showcase in galleries and such. her new hours means that she spends more time at home with the kids. she's going on date nights with stede.

but stede feels... off. like something about their marriage is still wrong. he thinks the problem is depression. he seeks therapy, only to realize that he is also transgender.

their lives actually get even worse after this. stede still doesn't understand what's wrong with him. mary worries that stede doesn't see her as the same person, or maybe doesn't recognize her as a woman. she's also afraid of stede's.... well.... stedeness. he's very flamboyant and loud and puts all sorts of crazy decorations in their yard. and she is so scared that he'll direct too much attention to their family, and that because they're both trans, people will want to take their children away. she tells stede to stop being so childish (which she later apologizes for)

finally, stede forgets to delete his search history and mary discovers that stede's been looking at gay porn. like. a LOT of gay porn. she's relieved, and realizes the problem is that stede is only attracted to men. this comes as a legitimate surprise to stede when mary tells him this, even though he was literally the one looking at gay porn

mary and stede amicably divorce and stede moves into an apartment by himself. mary retains custody over the kids (although they are friends, and stede visits with his children when possible) as mary is the more responsible parent, has a better paying job, and is home far more often. she also starts dating doug. bisexual queen.

stede takes this opportunity to learn about himself and to make friends in the gay community, despite spending the first 50 years of his life living as a straight cisgender woman, and is deeply out of his element.

he meets lucius, who is working at the library and guides stede to the LGBT section. stede tells him that he's "making up for lost time" and the two exchange numbers.

stede decides to try and make more friends, and googles around various search terms until he discovers Grindr. believing it to be a social media app, he downloads it, only to be bombarded with unsolicited dick pics. he finds lucius' profile by mistake, and reaches out to him for help.

lucius tells him that he's on the wrong app, and that because he's old he should try facebook. stede refuses, and asks about twitter. lucius warns him away from twitter. eventually, lucius admits that he's heard of an app called Lex. while he hasn't used it, he knows friends of his have to learn about local events like clothing swaps

now. here is when the specific timeframe matters. because lex is different now.

you used to not be able to comment on people's posts. you could only DM or make your own public post. (this was funny because when people made discourse it covered the entire page). and lex had (has?) a limit of like. 5 posts per month. and each post has a character limit.

so i thought it would be very funny if stede burned all of his in one go by mistake, one message broken up into five parts, and the people on the app made fun of him for this.

also, ed sees his posts, but because you can't comment at this time, he just leaves Roses. which, on the app, have a romantic implication. it's like, flirty.

anyway. stede has one rose from Ed, who has no profile pic, so he just shrugs and ignores that. but his DMs are filled with spam and the timeline is mocking him, so he's dejected.

but then, jim (my friend zach pointed out that, actually, this role makes more sense to be Oluwande, and i agree. so. Oluwande, actually.) reaches out to stede via DM and informs him that there is a combination potluck knife-throwing event that he and jim are holding, and that he's welcome to go

at the potluck, stede meets Ed (who is also a trans man), but is quickly glared-away by a scowling izzy hands. stede tells lucius about this (describing ed in great detail) and lucius informs him that he Simply Must make a Missed Connections post about the hot leather daddy he saw. he drafts one for stede, which stede deems too sexual.

he writes his own, which is very dorky and earnest. platonic.

his post receives a rose from Ed again. this time, stede looks at ed's post history. he notices that Ed has made his own Missed Connections post, which is romantic and flirty in tone.

after showing it to lucius, lucius tells stede that the post is about him, so stede rushes to look at the profile itself again.

ed still has no profile picture, and barely any information. but his "Looking For" section lists two things: events and hookups, and stede's heart sinks.

at this point in time, stede is just trying to make friends. he isn't ready for romance, let alone sex, and he's worried that ed doesn't want a friend (stede's own profile reads "Looking for: Friends, Events"), so he doesn't message him.

a few days later, stede is riding his bike in the park and crashes. ed stands over his mangled form and helps him up, and stede thinks that he's died and is seeing an angel. ed takes him to urgent care to get checked out for serious injuries (stede, it turns out, just has bruises and scrapes.) and this event allows them to talk and become friends

later, stede expresses his relief that ed wanted to be his friend, explaining that he isn't ready for a relationship at this time. (ed, meanwhile is like. completely and utterly enamored by him, but is respecting his boundaries.) and talks about his marriage and how he never really felt right with mary (probably because stede was never a woman), but that they were married for 14 years. that they'd met on a cruise ship and neither of them had found love yet, and had they decided to settle for one another. he wonders if he felt pressured to do the "get married and have kids" thing because of societal misogyny, but he cares about mary and adores his children, so he doesn't regret his choices.

now. this is where my document stops. but ed and stede grow closer, and they eventually start dating and stede has good sex for the first time in his life and they move in together and start a business together and everyone lives happily forevar aftar. yey!

oh i forgot to mention this but like. izzy is one of those unpleasant trans guys with a ton of internalized transphobia, and jack is a chaser.

ed has his own trauma/issues because of these men. and stede helps him to find the courage to tell them to fuck off. and once izzy is gone ed feels more comfortable experimenting with his gender presentation. ed's also been out since the 90s and has lived through a lot of homophobia and has been in the leather scene for a long time. and actually won several leather competitions. this is all stuff i never got around to writing down because. [gestures to this post] i was writing a lot of stuff already.

also mary is a recovering alcoholic. and she and stede met at the bar on a cruise ship because it was Singles Night. and mary was there to drink, but stede was there to find love. and stede just assumes that mary is there for the same reason as him, and she doesn't correct him. and their marriage leads to her sobriety, which is great. but she experiences a relapse after her firing, and then goes back into recovery.

stede, because of his ex wife's struggle with alcoholism, avoids alcohol himself (which he started when they got married, and simply never picked up a drink again after that). but he's totally fine going to bars. so ed and stede will be in like, this dingy biker bar and ed's knocking back shots and stede is like. politely sipping on his little glass of plain orange juice. which i think is silly visual

anyway. that's the general concept. the SMAU never even had a name, even. i had no idea what to call it. but i still think about this AU fondly. smiles

#jay.rtf

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polarisjisung · 5 months

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me waiting for an update on the smaus from my favorite tumblr creators like ‘🤓🤓’ and kicking my feet only to see that you posted and she commented first ☝️ WHEN I GO AFTER CHOI JIUNG.

ayo anon why you such a cutie 😔😔🫶🏼 jus know I'm kicking my feet at this ask (also we love lex around here 😌🩵)

ah the jiung hate train has also begun i see🫣

#huasks #huanons 🌸!#cherry flavoured 🍒#hugs from hua 🫶🏼🌸

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hahaimsad22 · 1 year

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Omg lex choose violence, im so glad I took a break from that smau cause I honestly would not be able to deal with the angst

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iwaizooming · 3 years

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hajilex supremacy 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

pairings: lex (that’s me! lol) x iwaizumi hajime

type: texts/social media

genre: pure self-indulgence lmaoo; fluff; crack

warnings: suggestive themes

thanks janey @omigogames for the tag you’re a genius for this ily and yes i stan jayoomi 😗

ayo this was supposed to be some funny crack texts but it became so fkin mushy 😐😐 i’m a weak woman smh

this is all for funzies but i do have an actual smau in the works here lol

tagging: @haikyunicorn @mikanshoyo @hoekageyama @animatedrapture @owlywrites @miitsukai if y’all wanna do it woo

#iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu fake texts #haikyuu smau #iwaizumi x reader #nahh more like iwaizumi x lex #hajilex 🤍#[🤍] all things hajime #this is so fkin fun lolol i might make more of these #yea we’re the couple everyone wishes they could be #what about it? 🥱#JKJK LOL

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lxclerc · 1 year

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𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 | 𝐜𝐥𝟏𝟔

summary… the internet is convinced your situationship is in love with you pairing… charles leclerc x pop star!reader note... i beg for a little bit of feedback from you guys pls request... yes

yourusername

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yourusername do you play football? because you're a keeper

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user1 apparently he's an f1 driver!

user2 what's this i'm hearing that you're cheating on me? what about the kids?

user3 she's such a millennial but somehow i'm madly in love with her

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charles_leclerc glad to be back at the car! i looooove it ❤️ tagged: scuderiaferrari

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user1 you telling me this twig looking man stole MY girl?

user2 we know he can drive but can he fight?

user3 are we even sure he can drive? i mean...

user4 drop the shades, it makes you look like a pedo 😘

user5 square the fuck up, leclerc

user6 you're telling me THIS man bagged my goddess?

user7 what does he have that i don't?

user8 he's a boring white man with no thoughts xx

user9 loving the cultural reset of bullying the conventionally attractive man for dating the girl 😭🫶

pierregasly mate...these comments are coming for you

user10 charles is out here getting decimated for dating y/n when they aren't even dating yet

#f1 #f1 instagram au #lex's insta aus #charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc fanfiction #charles leclerc imagines #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fluff #f1 x reader #f1 smau

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nighthaterfrfr · 1 month

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sneak peek of a alilex smau..

#starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #black friday #lex foster #alice woodward #alice woodward x lex foster #alilex #hatchetfield smau #repeat that smau

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jammingjaem · 3 months

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dream store spoiler for the next update :3

#taglist: dream store #lex’s diary 🩵#made the texts now #will be doing the rest tomorrow #this is so fun #i forgot how fun it is to write smaus

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rintaroll · 3 years

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WAIT I just read one of ur smaus and YOU'RE AN INDO? SJSVSJDVSBVS OMG akhirnya nemu orang indo disini jarang bgtt btw hiii i love ur works!!

YEAHHH I AM!! iya weh jarang bgt </3 thank you dah baca yaa :(

#BTW BGT NIH klo mau baca smau indo yg kek... characterizationnya bagus bgt #ada di twt namanya sayangtoorus #ada di twt namanya sayangtooru 😭😭 itu bagus bgt sumpah aku ngirim ke @/hajimine #whos indonesian too btw!! check them out kalo belom #trs BAGUS BGT WOOOIIIII AKU SM LEX NANGISIN ITU DUA JAM...#📨.voicemail #kiyoomist.iscalling

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seunhasyogurt · 3 years

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ooh sunnie can u add me to your tendou smau taglist hihi 💖💖

added!! tysm hihi 😚

#swan!smau: taglist #❝lex

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auramindedd · 3 years

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I Like This Girl - SMAU*

Part 11

CorpseHusband x FemReader

Warnings: cussing, mentions of depression

A/N: there is mention of depression coming from y/n’s side, but it’s not gonna be a huge point in the story unless you guys want it to be. i’ve been going through a lot, hence why i mentioned what y/n was going through, but i don’t want to put it in the smau since it can be a heavy topic. i was thinking about it because it’ll make some plot points, but if it makes ANY of you uncomfortable, i won’t. also, super sorry for not updating as frequently as i was. i’m trying to get back on that. school is consuming my life like... well read the story and you’ll see like what ;)

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You sit on your chair, waiting for Corpse to call. Yes, you wait for him because you don’t want to look like a desperate bitch and call him first.

“Whaddup, baby,” Corpse greets. Same fucking greeting like every other time he’s called you, but you still get butterflies every time you hear it.

“Hi, babe,” You greet back, a smirk playing on your lips. Yeah, it’s not ‘baby,’ but it’s something. The only reason you’d called him ‘baby’ through text was to get him to say yes.

Corpse chuckles, and you can hear him shifting in his seat. “Yeah, well, baby works better.”

“I know. It got you to watch Miraculous with me. I like my men simple.” You shrug, getting Teleparty up. You send Corpse the link.

You hear him sigh and it makes you giggle a bit.

You’re so invested in the show - mostly Adrien - that you don’t hear Corpse calling your name.

“Y/N!” Corpse screams into his mic, making you jump slightly.

“What the fuck do you want?” You laugh, trying to stop your heart from beating so fast.

Corpse chuckles, “This is the man you’re simping for? He’s so ridiculously and utterly stupid.” Corpse speaks with some passion, and you can’t help but giggle.

“I guess I can say I like my men so ridiculously and utterly stupid, too.” You shrug. “I think it’s cute, you know? The fact that Marinette likes Adrien and Cat Noir likes Ladybug.”

“No, it’s stupid.” Corpse scoffs. Cute. He’d obviously been invested into the show - enough that he has an opinion on it. It’s not a normal call with him if you don’t tease him about it.

“You like it!” You tease in a sing-songy voice.

“The show? Uh, I don’t. It’s stupid...” Corpse defends himself, but you hear the faintest of a smile in his voice.

“You do!” You exclaim, wanting to jump out of your chair.

Corpse sighs, “I do because I’m a simp for Ladybug just like Cat Noir is.”

You hang up the Discord call, earning spams of messages from Corpse. You’re not actually mad, but Corpse probably thinks your somewhat upset. You can do that - pretend you’re upset when you really aren’t. That shit works like magic when playing Among Us.

He calls you through Discord again, and you give up on pretending to be mad at him.

“What do you want?” You say, trying your best to hide the smile in your voice.

“The only reason I like Ladybug is because she’s hard to get.”

“Mhm?” You drawl, waiting for him to go on.

“Never mind.” Corpse sighs.

“What the fuck? You can’t just do that. I hate when people do that.”

“Do what?”

You throw your hands in the air, “That ‘never mind’ shit. Like motherfucker, you were just about to tell me...”

“I was about to tell you, but decided against it. I don’t know. I’m a pussy.”

“Yeah, I know.” You laugh.

You both steer away from that, starting up a new conversation.

You don’t think you’ve ever laughed so hard with someone else - not even with Karl or Alex, and that’s saying a lot. Corpse is a genuinely funny guy. Sure, he’s made you giggle and laugh here and there, but when you guys are both slamming fists onto your desks, wiping tear, sniffling, and complaining your guys’ stomachs hurt, it’s different. It’s nice. You want to be able to experience it everyday, all day, never wanting to stop laughing with him. Never wanting to stop talking to him.

Corpse’s POV (this time in first person)

Gosh, never have I ever felt this way for someone before. I’ve only known Y/N for a little less than a month, but our friendship is amazing.

She’s funny, sweet, genuine, caring, loving, and so fucking gorgeous.

I know Y/N’s been through a lot. It’s something we’ve talked about before. I hated the fact that she had went through so much. It made me want to switch places with her. I wanted to be the one experiencing the pain rather than her. I can’t even imagine her hurting, crying herself to sleep, feeling the physical pain through mental pain.

It fucking breaks me, but I’d do anything so that I could’ve been the one being put through that shit - even with the shit I’m going through now.

Hearing her small, even breaths over the phone calms me down. I let myself relax, pulling the phone close to me, wishing it was Y/N who was really here.

She’s consuming my life and I’m not mad about it. For fuck’s sake, I can’t even watch a kid’s show without comparing her to the main character.

But the last thing I want to do is push her away.

I like this girl. Like, like like her.

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