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Random Person: “What are you?”

Me, trying to figure out if this is because:

a. I’m biracial and have an ambiguous racial appearance

b. I’m an androgynous-presenting nonbinary person

c. I’m just such a mess

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things my very gay ap lang teacher has said

(My class started writing a lot of it down, so I’m gonna post some of his iconic quotes)

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‘My life needs to end soon for the sake of everyone’s sanity but before that happens please please can someone get me Chris Pine’s number’

‘Listen guys I know I’ve said that I’m gay many many times but today’s lesson is show not tell so I wore a rainbow onesie to school’

‘Dear Sebastian Stan: Why wear a shirt when you could wear nothing’

‘If your name is Jeremy and you have an older brother named Skip who works at the Starbucks on Walker Street please give him my number’

‘Don’t do drugs kids, they make you straighter’

‘Life is about fuzzy blankets and four espresso shot americanos.’

‘Sleep? What? Isn’t that a fatal disease or something?’

‘I am gay as hell (and that’s where I’m going after I die tomorrow)’

‘I DELETED MY LESSON POWERPOINT PRESENTATION LAST NIGHT SO WE’RE JUST GOING TO WATCH GAY MOVIES WHILE I EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS’

‘I have a dog, their name is sanity, they ran away /:’

‘Het wonder woman walked so that lesbian carol Danvers could fly’

‘Good morning guys, gals and gays- but not paul. Bad fucking morning to you, Paul.’

-> we don’t know who tf paul is but he ain’t a student

‘Imagine being cis I could never be such a rice cake’

‘I eat racists for lunch. That’s a joke I don’t eat lunch because teachers aren’t given lunch breaks hahaha I just eat them for dinner’

‘Good morning sluggers are you ready for a game of baseball? Alright let’s go: guess how many bases my Grindr match expected us to get to on the first fucking date’

‘I know I’m supposed to be listening to the conference call but I’m playing a very intense game of ping pong in my head and I really want to win’

‘Okay but i would date the principal if we were in a roommates au’

‘Yes I was a brony in high school and I am not ashamed’

‘Yes I did fall through my stage. No it was absolutely not my fault. Yes I was trying to dig a hole through the center of the stage’

‘STOP TALKING ABOUT DOING ILLEGAL STUFF IN FRONT OF ME I’M BAD AT LYING TO A MAN IN A UNIFORM’

‘Oh yeah we were supposed to have a standardized test today. uhhhhh eat shit [director’s name] we’re just going to do yoga’

‘Upon further reflection I’ve decided that I’m a satanist and it has nothing to do with the cute satanist guy at the dog park today’

‘We’re gonna do actual work today! I’m going to need every one to turn to page-‘ *intercom interrupts him* *he screams* ‘BITCH

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I made a meme describing my current mood

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8 year old me watching Wreck It Ralph for the first time wondering why I’m so obsessed with Sergeant Calhoun:

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Every day I put on my gay little playlist and dance to my gay little songs.

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POLY TEAM ROAD TRIP IN THE DREAM CAMPER

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The teacher of the writing class I’m so hyped to be taking: one of the first thing’s we’ll be writing is a short piece using the prompt “my name is”

Me, a nonbinary person who isn’t out irl but has bad name dysphoria: panikkkkkk

Teacher: We’ll be examining many forms of self, including looking at ourselves in the mirror and writing about it.

Me, with even worse physical dysphoria: PANIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


(she seems really awesome and kind tho and I’m really excited for the class so I actually wrote the name piece about my chosen name - I hope it goes well!)

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Thinking about the boy who absolutely said he was “bi-bisexual”. Meaning he only liked girls.

“Don’t call me straight, you’re invalidating my sexuality! That’s homophobic!”

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“With the power of friendship, we’ve beat the shit outta Susan, aka dysphoria”

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