👑Being Seijoh's Manager👑
Lesbian Manager Edition
Seijoh featuring Karasuno 👀 x Female Manager
Warnings: fluff, I didn't even out Swearing 😱
AN: This is an Anon request! This is an lgbtqia+ friendly fic 🏳️🌈
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This one has been HIGHLY anticipated 😏
And I'm unsure if it's because of our resident lesbian manager
Or because we get to bully Oikawa 🤣
Im gonna go with both 🥰
Anyways, let's get started!
Now you weren't exactly secretive about your sexuality
You just didn't feel the need to flaunt it
Like SOME PEOPLE 🙄
Oikawa constantly needing to be surrounded by his adoring fan girls 😒
Anyways, from the start it was pretty clear you had no interest in any of the guys
Sure they found you attractive
And I mean, heck they are attractive as hell
But there just wasn't anything there
All of them understood the memo
Except for one 🙃
One guess as to whom it was?
If you guessed anyone other than Oikawa, you clearly haven't read my headcannons before 🤣
But really, this man thinks he's the king of volleyball
And more importantly, he thinks everyone had a crush on him
Guys, girls, non-binary folk, you name it, this man things they all want a piece of him
Which is why your rejection makes for very entertaining content for Seijoh
Because I think they've all figured out you play for the other team
A except Oikawa
Which this scenario so hilarious
One day, you are taking notes and Oikawa approaches you
"Hey YN, I've got tickets to a concert this weekend? Wanna go with me?"- Oikawa, turning on the charm
"No thanks"- you, extinguishing said charm
Mattsun, Makki and Kunimi are all just watching
Honestly they are so nosey I can't even 💅🏼
"YN I've asked you out a million times and you've always said no! Don't you know what a privilege it is to be asked out by yours truely"- Oikawa
"Shut up loserkawa and leave YN alone"- Iwaizumi, ready and waiting for your signal to pounce
"I appreciate the offer Oikawa but I'm not interested"- you working on your notes
"BY WHY NOT YN-CHANN"- Oikawa now whining
"😐 I'm gay Oikawa"- you, channeling Ushi and stating at Oikawa
Oikawa 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-
Makki, Mattsun and Kunimi 👉🏻🤣💀
Iwaizumi 👉🏻🙄🤚🏻🏐👦
"IWA CHAN PLEASE IM HEARTBROKEN"- Oikawa
"In order for you to be heartbroken, you would have actually had to have a chance Oikawa"- You getting up and walking away 🚶♀️
You better ask Oikawa if he needs some ointment for that BURN
After that, Oikawa silently competes eith you for the attention of his female fans
Not that you even need to compete 💅🏼 you could have any of them
But they aren't your type
But you know who your type is 👀👀
A certain crow manager that's who 🙌🏻
So when you are filling water bottles up and the gorgeous Kiyoko enters your vision
You all but see stars 🤩
Please Kiyoko is an absolute goddess 🤚🏻
"Hi there! I'm Kiyoko, I manage Karasuno"
"I'm YN, I managed Oikawa, I mean Seijoh"
Please her laugh 😭😭😭
You know, the season 4 laugh when she's in the bath with Yachi 👇🏻
Say less she's utter perfection
Unfortunately for you, you will have to deal with her two wards bodyguards
"Kiyoko come to my arms sweet mama!!"- Noya all but running towards you and Kiyoko
Suddenly he stops ✋️ Tanaka running into his back
"Holy crap- we've hit the jackpot!"- Tanaka
"There's one for each of us"- Noya 😍
Please Kiyoko smack them
It has been dealt with ☺️
That is, until your own resident idiot approaches 🙄
"Yn-chan are these delinquents bothering you"- Oikawa followed by Iwa and the gang
"No"- You 😐
Channeling Iwa 😌
Thank you sir for your dedication 🤗
Before you and Kiyoko part with your respective idiots, you shot your shoot
"Hey could I get your number? I think it'd be cool if we could hand out?"- You to Kiyoko
"Oh absolute! Give me your phone and I'll punch it in"- kiyoko
You exchange phones
"I texted myself 😉 see you later YN"- Kiyoko
You look down at your phone at kiyokos text
"Hey there cutie 💓 "
Please everyone is just watching you right now and taking notes 📝
"Damn that was smooth Yn"- Mattsun
How did you do that YN?"- Oikawa
Tanaka and Noya are just staring 👁👄👁
There's no way I could be THAT EASY
"It's easy Oikawa, I'm just polite"- you, turning to walk back to the gym
"Wow"- Oikawa, stunned 😲
Not YN the resident dating guru 🤣
Please Terushima is probably watching you too 😭
What can you say, it comes natural ☺️
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。・:*:・゚▹ Dulcifrugic
Dulcifrugic is a xenogender related to fruity candy, popsicles, and fizzy drinks. It feels bubbly and exciting, as well as tart and sticky.
Pronouns can include:
fizz/fizzy/fizzys/fizzys/fizzyself
bub/bubble/bubbly/bubblys/bubblyself
tart/tart/tarts/tarts/tartself
Day 1 of @cinnamogai coining event. Prompt: fruits
[ ID: A digital watercolor wash of pale purples and peaches that loosely resemble jellyfish. Words are in dark indigo: “DNI IF: fit basic DNI criteria, gatekeeper/REG/exclus, anti-mogai, anti-lesboy/turigirl, trumpie, anti-aspec, anti-mspec gay/lesbian, anti-endo, proship/anti-anti, JK Rowling apologist, prolife/anti-abortion, anti-decolonization, TERF/radfem, anti-kin/anti-alterhuman, anti PNC & GNC.” End ID. ]
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intersex bodies are just as natural and regular as perisex bodies, the only difference is that perisex bodies are more common. being intersex is not a birth defect in the same way being a perisex woman is not a birth defect. nothing broke, nothing is "wrong" with us, we are just less common.
being a perisex woman or a perisex man isn't a medical condition and neither is being intersex. when our intersex conditions cause other health complications it is not because we are intersex, it is because of a medical condition associated with being intersex.
a person with a uterus who has endometriosis isn't experiencing a symptom of having a uterus they are experiencing endometriosis.
intersex bodies are heavily medicalized. they are treated as problems that need to be solved, but being intersex isn't a medical condition. we don't need to be diagnosed and forced through "treatment" to make us as close to perisex as possible, we need support, awareness, and acceptance.
tldr; intersex bodies are just as natural as perisex bodies. intersex existence needs to stop being medicalized
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Multiversan
Multiversan a non-binary gender and is the Galactican alignment term for any SPAN (space-in-nature) genders. It refers to those who are spangender aligned.
Etymology:
Since space is endless and expanding, and there are many interpretation of what SPAN gender means to an individual, I felt as though referring to this in abstract as a multiverse would be fitting.
[ ID: A digital watercolor wash of pale purples and peaches that loosely resemble jellyfish. Words are in dark indigo: “DNI IF: fit basic DNI criteria, gatekeeper/REG/exclus, anti-mogai, anti-lesboy/turigirl, trumpie, anti-aspec, anti-mspec gay/lesbian, anti-endo, proship/anti-anti, JK Rowling apologist, prolife/anti-abortion, anti-decolonization, TERF/radfem, anti-kin/anti-alterhuman, anti PNC & GNC.” End ID. ]
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