Former White House press secretary Kayleigh McFiberton, of the New Hampshire McFibertons, couldn’t tell the truth if her life depended on it.
Literally, if someone were holding her hostage and told her that the only way she could free herself was to tell the truth, Kayleigh McLiarFace would turn to them and promptly announce that In the Heights was a great movie full of Afro-Latinx representations.
So where do liars go when they leave the White House?
Fox News, of course. For some reason, McFalsifier decided to fix her lying ass lips to claim to a group of conservatives—which is just a politically correct way to say racists–that she never lied in her role as White House press secretary, in which the first job description was “lie on command.”
“And then there was the question, ‘Will you ever lie to us?’, and I said without hesitation, ‘No’, and I never did, as a woman of faith,” Kayleigh McSpinnerofYarns told the Turning Point USA Young Women’s Leadership Summit in Dallas, the Guardian notes.
“As a mother of baby Blake, as a person who meticulously prepared at some of the world’s hardest institutions, I never lied. I sourced my information, but that will never stop the press from calling you a liar.”
Let’s be clear: Kayleigh McTellerOfUntruths didn’t just lie to the American people from the highest office in the land, her lies continued to perpetuate a false narrative that the coronavirus wasn’t as bad as it actually was and her lies led to deaths.
McPrevaricator lied so much that she got tired of being called out on her bogus ass claims that she stopped holding press conferences. She went some 400 days without holding a press briefing, which is about the only time she wasn’t lying.
Fact-checking sites like Politifact gave McFabricator a “Pants on fire” rating and “the Washington Post’s fact-checkers put Trump’s final tally of false or misleading claims at 30,573,” and McEquivocator wasn’t far behind.
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Herodotus would have had a fucking field day if he interviewed those kids on the playground who just make shit up.
"Oh my whats this? You can see ghosts can you? Oh my, and you had a haunted monkey? And it came from a yard sale you say... hmm yes, an other wonder of the distant world."
"Why by gods, this kid grows the proper poppy for opium. In his front yard this child grows that most merciful fruit! And by his own account he forges mighty ballistas and, what did you call them? Cherry bombs? Ah yes, and cherry bombs. Truely child you are a master crafter."
"And you say in North Los Santos there is hidden a monster. Hmmm most fascinating, I shall write of this especially, say does this monster have a face on its stomach? No? Oh well, it should cause that'd be really cool I think."
@surfclutz asked : ❛ i wish i could disappear . ❜
𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡. 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝’𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 after witnessing her trip over her own two feet and land face down on the dock of shame in front of everyone. using the crook of her elbow she helps bridgette stand and does her best to provide some moral support. “ ummmm, i’m sure no one even noticed, ” courtney says, offering a smile as she lies through her teeth; one that the cameras are sure to zoom in on. “ maybe it’s your sandals, bridgette. you can never underestimate the importance of 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛. ”
** 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙱𝚈 𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙸𝙰 𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙾 𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ... selectively accepting !!
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