“Nothing. We aren’t discussing your hips or anything.” 

Former White House press secretary Kayleigh McFiberton, of the New Hampshire McFibertons, couldn’t tell the truth if her life depended on it.

Literally, if someone were holding her hostage and told her that the only way she could free herself was to tell the truth, Kayleigh McLiarFace would turn to them and promptly announce that In the Heights was a great movie full of Afro-Latinx representations.

So where do liars go when they leave the White House?

Fox News, of course. For some reason, McFalsifier decided to fix her lying ass lips to claim to a group of conservatives—which is just a politically correct way to say racists–that she never lied in her role as White House press secretary, in which the first job description was “lie on command.”

“And then there was the question, ‘Will you ever lie to us?’, and I said without hesitation, ‘No’, and I never did, as a woman of faith,” Kayleigh McSpinnerofYarns told the Turning Point USA Young Women’s Leadership Summit in Dallas, the Guardian notes.

“As a mother of baby Blake, as a person who meticulously prepared at some of the world’s hardest institutions, I never lied. I sourced my information, but that will never stop the press from calling you a liar.”

Let’s be clear: Kayleigh McTellerOfUntruths didn’t just lie to the American people from the highest office in the land, her lies continued to perpetuate a false narrative that the coronavirus wasn’t as bad as it actually was and her lies led to deaths.

McPrevaricator lied so much that she got tired of being called out on her bogus ass claims that she stopped holding press conferences. She went some 400 days without holding a press briefing, which is about the only time she wasn’t lying.

Fact-checking sites like Politifact gave McFabricator a “Pants on fire” rating and “the Washington Post’s fact-checkers put Trump’s final tally of false or misleading claims at 30,573,” and McEquivocator wasn’t far behind.

                                                     so rare!

how've you been lately?

I'm been decent, thanks :>

Did you ever confess to Sarv?

"Of course I did! I was real smooth and confident. What else did you expect?"

wilbur “most stories ive told publicly about myself are probably not true, but they’re believable regardless” soot vs george “i will lie about the most inconsequential things and you will know for definate that i am lying” notfound

kill me 🙃🙃🙃

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Mona Vanderwaal wears the 02nd Scalloped sleeve tee (sold out) in 5x12- “Taking this one to the grave”.

The secret to winning a spiritual battle is to allow God to be your Defender. The enemy challenges you when you are physically exhausted and emotionally exasperated, and he finds your most vulnerable places. Satan wants you to believe that you’re too weak to fight, too tired to resist temptation, too defeated to care, and too discouraged to ask anyone else for help. That’s the way he works—wearing you down and taunting, “You’re a failure. Just quit trying. God loves other people more than you, or you wouldn’t be in this situation.” Stop believing his lies. Stop giving in to the enemy of your soul. Quit trying to defend yourself. Allow God to be your Strength and your Rescuer. Trust in His unfailing love for you and give Him the opportunity to fight your battles. If you do this, God will provide a way for you to look down in triumph on your enemies (Psalm 59:9-10). Call upon Him, and He will come to your aid... Pray, remain in God, and He will be your Champion.

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hi becky

what’s the best thing that’s happened to you this week?

The best thing that's happened to me this week literally just happened, and it's that I just finished drafting the end of IWOAK!!!

I still have to edit it, but... I think it's done. Which is just... absolutely wild. I don't even really know what to do with myself lol.

I guess what I SHOULD do with myself is edit these chapters so I can post them... so maybe I'll go work on that now ;)

Herodotus would have had a fucking field day if he interviewed those kids on the playground who just make shit up.

"Oh my whats this? You can see ghosts can you? Oh my, and you had a haunted monkey? And it came from a yard sale you say... hmm yes, an other wonder of the distant world."

"Why by gods, this kid grows the proper poppy for opium. In his front yard this child grows that most merciful fruit! And by his own account he forges mighty ballistas and, what did you call them? Cherry bombs? Ah yes, and cherry bombs. Truely child you are a master crafter."

"And you say in North Los Santos there is hidden a monster. Hmmm most fascinating, I shall write of this especially, say does this monster have a face on its stomach? No? Oh well, it should cause that'd be really cool I think."

BIRTHDAY GIRL 🥰

@surfclutz​​   asked :    ❛   i  wish  i  could  disappear .  ❜

                 𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡.      𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲    𝐰𝐚𝐬    𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲    𝐚𝐭    𝐡𝐞𝐫    𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝’𝐬    𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞    after    witnessing    her    trip    over    her    own    two    feet    and    land    face    down    on    the    dock    of    shame    in    front    of    everyone.      using    the    crook    of    her    elbow    she    helps    bridgette    stand    and    does    her    best    to    provide    some    moral    support.      “    ummmm,    i’m    sure    no    one    even    noticed,    ”      courtney    says,    offering    a    smile    as    she    lies    through    her    teeth;    one    that    the    cameras    are    sure    to    zoom    in    on.      “    maybe    it’s    your    sandals,    bridgette.      you    can    never    underestimate    the    importance    of    𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎    𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛.      ”    

      **  𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁   𝙱𝚈   𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙸𝙰   𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙾   𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲   𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂  ...   selectively  accepting !!

if they kiss while ohaew is sitting cosy working on making his bf look pretty for the play I WILL NOT HAVE IT

HELLO?? THE JURY ARE SO DUMB

Can I hold your hand?

"Ah don' like hand holdin'."