Honestly this crossover was crazy and not even for the convoluted plot or anything
but because of how different their lives are
In Jimmy’s world the parents love their kids so damn much and try to do right by them and engage with them authentically
Sure they got sick of them enough that they let a few days go by before they decided to do something about them being abducted by aliens but they did get in some whackass homemade rockets to do so
Meanwhile in Timmy’s world kids are so routinely neglected that other worldly beings set their entire ecosystems, economies, and cultures around ensuring they reach adolescence with some degree of feeling cared for 💀
Nicktoons + other characters Gender, Sexuality, and pronouns headcanons go
Spongebob: Agender Pansexual Aroace, Any pronouns
As if it isn't obvious enough that man rarely feels romantic attraction to anyone other than squidward "I like squidward" episode flashbacks and he just radiates pan energy
Danny: Transmasc Bisexual, He/They
IT'S THERE. YES HE MAY BE UNINTENTIONALLY TRANS CODED BUT IT'S THERE.
Jimmy: Cis Bisexual, He/Him
Look at me in the eyes. Look at it. Look at Cindy then Look at Timmy. You cannot tell me this man is not bi when THEY EXIST.
Timmy: Bigender Bisexual, He/She
Timmy radiates so much trans energy; both transmasc AND transfem I can't choose so boom Bigender Timmy.
Patrick: Non-binary, They/Them
Hear me out please just hear me out
Squidward: Cis Achillean/MLM, He/Him
No comment.
Sandy: Lesbian, She/Her
MY GIRL<3333
Mr. Krabs: Cis Heterosexual, He/Him
He's the token straight friend😌
Plankton: Cis Hetersexual, He/Him
The ✨𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝✨
Sam: Transfem Lesbian, She/Her
She and Danny used to be T4T couple until she found out she was Lesbian
Tucker: Cis Heterosexual, He/They
No comment
Cindy: Cis Sapphic, She/Her
Libby: Cis Sapphic, She/Her
Carl: Cis Heterosexual, He/Him
Sheen: Cis Gay, He/Him
Cosmo: Transmasc Heterosexual, He/Him
HE LITERALLY GOT PREGNANT (or it's just like that)
Wanda: Transfem Heterosexual, She/Her
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