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sexygaywizard · 10 months
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Me (thinking): I think Grimace is divorced. He gives off divorced vibes. Is that weird to say
Me, to internet friend: Do you think Grimace has a wife
Friend: I think he’s divorced
Me: omg that’s what I was thinking…
Friend: omg….
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deadlygoldfish22 · 10 months
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I hate this city but i’ll be damned if i can’t enjoy the little moments like a coke-covered teen screaming “WHAT ARE YOU, ENGLISH?!” At a balding dude on a little red bike circling him outside the drug store
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consciousnessblog · 2 years
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I listened.
And you sang to me.
I swear.
Your song was beautiful.
And.
It made me feel you.
It made me feel you.
In my heart.
Sometimes.
I miss your song.
Then.
I realize.
I should miss it.
To feel your energy.
And your presence.
Your song.
Is inside me.
But I will never forget you.
Singing.
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bjurnberg · 4 months
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My work boots are the most expensive shoes I’ve ever owned.
Also the most comfortable. I chose them after trying on several different brands and comparing lifespan vs usage vs comfort - I needed them for a physically demanding job, not the weekend hiking trails. I could have easily chosen cheaper boots that would have lasted long enough to be worth their low price, but I know the Sam Vimes Boot Theory and knew weaker, less comfortable boots would make my life harder in the long run.
So when the outside edge of the heel started wearing down after three years of heavy use I went to the shop I got them from and said “hey this is a common problem for me with how I walk but now it’s affecting my ankles and knees and I don’t wanna have to buy a new pair, is there a way to fix this?”
The salesman at this very fancy upscale boot store said “oh yeah, there’s a shoe repair place that can give you some heel guards - it’ll keep the rubber from wearing out.”
So at 8am this morning right after my 9hr shift ends I went to the shoe repair shop and it is the most hole-in-the-wall, is-this-a-real-business-or-a-mafia-front, am-I-gonna-get-shot tiny cinder block cube I’ve ever seen in my life. I grew up plenty poor and love me a good hole-in-the-wall business, but going from upscale store to this cash-only repair shop gave me whiplash. Wasn’t expecting this when a guy who wears three piece suits to sell boots said it’s the best place to go.
The skinny kid behind the counter looks somehow 16 and 25 at the same time, but when I tell him this place was recommended he smiles and says to hand over my boots. I hand him the vaguely warm foot-smelling boots, and stand in my socks in the 3’ square entryway surrounded by every color leather polish you could buy and watch as he turns my boots around in his hands, sizes up a crescent moon bits of plastic, and unceremoniously hammers tiny nails through them before handing them back.
The heels are perfectly level again. I can walk without almost rolling my ankles. They don’t clack loudly on the pavement or feel different. This is gonna fix my knee pain. It cost $10.
This kid had every tool he needed within arms reach, worked fast and smoothly, I was in and out the door in less than 8 minutes, and it only cost $10.
I didn’t think anything could cost only $10 anymore. I’m so used to hyperinflation prices I was spiritually thrown back to the 1400’s visiting the cobbler in town square. This kid might have been that cobbler and just decided to never die.
I’m still reeling from the whiplash, and gobsmacked at the price, and thrilled I didn’t have to go buy new, worse work boots (cuz I don’t have that kind of money for a second pair, I’m expecting these ones to last a decade) and it feels like I just experienced one of the rare little chunks of magic that floats around our world.
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humunanunga · 7 months
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You can believe in magic, but watch out.
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cavezuo · 1 month
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I'm beginning to feel like the phrase "I love you" is too simple to describe how I feel about everything and everyone. There are 10 different ways I prefer to express this feeling
See you soon
Can I help?
Where are you?
Wanna watch a movie?
I'm here
I can make something!
I made dinner
Try some
Visit soon
Don't die
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bisclavaret · 10 months
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a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back
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greelin · 7 months
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people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable
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saydesole · 2 months
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Happy Black History 🤎
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hobgobknowsbest · 9 months
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gandreida · 7 months
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i saw a rat crawl into a sewer drain tonight
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allurahomeofbeauty · 2 months
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astearisms · 8 months
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fionna and cake drawings before and after watching the episodes so far. it’s nostalgic and somehow cathartic and poignant and relatable and—it just started
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blackwomenrule · 8 months
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theereina · 3 months
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Coco Jones
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honeycocoanut · 1 year
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@honeycocoanut
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