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#life is pain
sharlinefreire · 8 months
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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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zegalba · 11 months
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Alexander McQueen: 'Life is Pain' Mesh Tank-Top Autumn/Winter 1996
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vui-kun · 11 months
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five painbles
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A man with so much potential, tragically born in the wrong era
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just-a-lonely-nobody · 8 months
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These days I just don't feel shit. I don't feel a thing at all, I don't feel like I exist
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meinspiegelich · 2 months
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Es gibt Schmerz der verletz und es gibt Schmerz der dich verändert
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juicedpeachy · 4 months
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sorry for the lack of art lately
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disgustinggf · 11 months
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what do u mean my ass didn't get fatter after i did 3.5 squats
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okaydays22 · 2 months
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jacketlovingfox · 3 months
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Person: Hey, how's life going for you?
Me:
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hannibard · 1 month
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I found the most perfect geraskier porn au fanfiction with the most delicious jaskier whump from 2020 that I somehow missed till now and when I clicked on the author, wanting to check their other fics, it was an orphan acount
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greenteacryptid · 5 months
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Getting into a ship that you just KNOW is queerbating is a whole different kind of self-inflicted suffering
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dave16389 · 6 months
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Please let me die in my sleep tonight
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just-a-lonely-nobody · 9 months
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meinspiegelich · 1 year
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Immer wenn ich mit jemandem über meine Gefühle und Probleme spreche, fühlt sich das automatisch falsch an wie als ob ich Mitleid oder Aufmerksamkeit bei den Leuten suche, obwohl es das komplette Gegenteil ist. Deswegen fresse ich lieber alles in mich hinein, in der Hoffnung es wird automatisch besser.
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