ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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Alexander McQueen: 'Life is Pain' Mesh Tank-Top Autumn/Winter 1996
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Es gibt Schmerz der verletz und es gibt Schmerz der dich verändert
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what do u mean my ass didn't get fatter after i did 3.5 squats
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Immer wenn ich mit jemandem über meine Gefühle und Probleme spreche, fühlt sich das automatisch falsch an wie als ob ich Mitleid oder Aufmerksamkeit bei den Leuten suche, obwohl es das komplette Gegenteil ist. Deswegen fresse ich lieber alles in mich hinein, in der Hoffnung es wird automatisch besser.
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