#life is puke

[risibledeer]

i need more gem and joel they just give off cool kid vibes together ya know

#i want a college au where its just joel trying not to puke all over gem at a party and they are bros please lol #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #life series #trafficblr #hermitblr #life smp #smallishbeans #geminitay #geminislay

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had this friend I was living with when I was getting my associates degree in my early twenties. Wait, hang on. So the first thing I need to convey about that time in my life is that I was as full of anxiety as it was possible to be.

I was working, taking classes, and living on my own for the first time. I was drowning. I was a bubbling kettle of stress and responsibilities all waiting to boil over at any moment. Bodies are fickle things. They all react to stress very differently. My body decided that the best possible way to deal with stress was to puke about it.

This was extremely unwelcome not just because throwing up is a violently uncomfortable experience but also because I struggled most of my life to maintain a healthy weight. I’d eat enormous portions but even when my food stayed down I burned through calories like a hummingbird. I tended to hover right around a hundred pounds, desperately trying to gain weight.

My friends were all aware of my struggles. They’d keep granola bars on them for when I suddenly got so hungry I was sick and made me calorie dense meals. They knew the face I made when I realized I was going to be sick and usually had water and back rubs for me afterward.

So that’s where I was. Throwing up generally at least once a week, working and school full time. I was living with three friends. Let’s call them K, D, and E. K and I had been friends since middle school and she and I shared a bedroom with our own bathroom. The boys D and E shared a room, and had the public bathroom.

The last thing you need to know is that D was a sex addict. He was always horny, masturbated several times a day, and made no secret of his proclivities. It was a running joke within the friend group. (As an aside he once had his car broken into while transporting his duffel bag of sex toys to and from a liaison, and the thief ignored everything else in the car to take the toys. It was probably over a thousand dollars of used sex toys but the thief still wanted it more than his iPod)

One night I was doing homework and dinner was sitting poorly. I hadn’t fully developed my brain yet to make a connection between my paper was stressing me out to the fact that I suddenly felt really sick. But to my dismay K was in our bathroom.

So I jumped up, frantically ill, and ran across the living room to the boys toilet to barf.

The walls were thin.

Within a few minutes D came in with a cold wash cloth. He put it on my neck and rubbed my back. He’d brought a glass of water for me, too, which was all very lovely.

When I was done we sat in the miserable aftermath of this latest episode in stomach violence. He finally broke the silence to comment, “I’ve never lost an erection as fast as I did hearing you start puking.”

#ramblies #ffs foibles #funny #I stopped puking shortly after meeting my beloved actually #I had started eating better on my own but they have a lovely calming presence and things improved a lot for me when we started dating #writing #story #real life #cw vomit

[cemeterything]

not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.

#🐉 #sorry i know youre supposed to try to look at these things constructively #but it fucking sucks! #and its not even technically classed as a disability. youre just Guy Who Always Needs The Bathroom. #like. i feel like im going to puke every day of my life but its haha funny because toilet humour.

[rhyshh]

So last life was *checks notes* 2 YEARS AGO??? anyway it's still all i think about.

#trafficblr #last life #last life fanart #grian #smallishbeans #zombiecleo #mcyt #cw: cannibalism #implied anyway #cw: puke #cw: eating #just to be safe #yeah this ones a little messed up sorry #ask to tag

[zeravera]

Hello ena nation

#ena #my art #i am very busy every week with random life activities and school #its a good thing but i also dont have much time to draw #pukes and dies #how can i survive without ena drawing dosage it is unsustainable

[zandraart]

Glad to hear you’re alright! Everything going okay?

lol hi thank u! i had to get an organ removed because it was making rocks/stones like an oyster and almost killed me lol. still working on feeling better but ill be alright i refuse to perish because my body went full oyster mode

#tw: eating issues #not my art #thanks so much for the kind welcome back btw #i didnt even know what a gallbladder was until they were tearing it outta my body i guess lmao #turns out it isnt normal to puke for 12 hours straight with pain after eating a single french fry #ill probably make a life comic about it later

[eddis-not-eeddis]

I need some prayers. My health is really bad right now, and i might lose my job.

#i had to go home on Saturday because I had a fever and wasn't really able to function #I took Monday off two weeks ago so I could see a doctor about some of the health issues I have #then today I had another COMPLETELY unrelated health problem that sent me home (it's sent me home from my last job on multiple occasions) #i don't know what to do #i keep getting sick #(fevers puking and lung infections) #and i can't kick it #and that's ON TOP of the other chronic issues I've been dealing with for the last three or four years #i'm so discouraged and upset right now and i have no idea what on earth I'm gonna do #i just want to get better and not have to deal with this #i have never been this sick for this long in my entire life #but I've been sick for month long stretches three times already this year #i don't know what to do at this point #i hate this so much

[toxooz]

been binging tf outa Avatar the last airbender bc ive been puking my EVERLOVIN guts out since yesterday and hear me out

#remy would probably get cool weapons or somethin but honey im so sorry it would be the reality #sk8 squad #ollie #ponti #oscar #abio #kari #vinny #remy #im Just Now feeling like the worst is over but holy fuck talk about misery #and i Have to go to work tomorrow anyway since i had to call bc today was supposed to be the recovery day but nOOO body said fuck u #cause this is like the 3rd time this has happened this year alone like i refuse to believe its just a bunch of food poisoning instances??? #i been eating the same for years and i know my immune systems been shot ever since covid but that was 4 years ago now somethin aint right #pray for my downstairs neighbors they had to hear me fighting for my life every 30 minutes PFFFT EEUUUAAGHGG HUFF HUFF HUFF yeah #although i will say all this shit has really toned down my emetophobia now everytime i gotta puke i just let out a long disappointed sigh #but goddamn still brutal tho

[dilfkuza]

i feel sick :)

#y8 spoilers #yakuza 8 #SMASHING MY HEAD IN THE WALL SCREAMING FUCKING CRYING BREAKING GLASS TEA4ING MY HAIR OUT WAILING FUCKKKKKK #i knew 'happy' would never be a possibility for Kiryu but you gotta be FUCKING KIDDING ME #bashing my skull open and letting the emotions flow out of me naturally bc i cant find the words to express how i feel rn #fucking. fucking. god fuck damnit KIRYU 😭😭😭😭 #they couldn't let his ass retire. had to give him cancer on top of every other fucked up thing in his life. hhhhhhhhhhh #bulletin board #kiryu kazuma #god. this has spiked my 'kiryu sendoff' anxiety so high i might puke fr

[lornasaurusrex]

I miss you Lorna… this is such a mess

This is an old message and I had several other similar messages, but I miss you guys and hope you’re all doing well!! I’m sorry to see nothing has improved.

I saw I was kindly mentioned by @awesomefringey and some other commenters the other day, so just wanted to log in and say hello and log back out for a few more months. 💕

Sending so so much love to all of you. Take care of yourselves and each other, please.

The video is still on YT.

#Anywayyyyy #The fandom added a whole lot more C to my C-PTSD #So a nice random message every few months instead of a freshly posted death wish is LOVELY. #Don’t fret. On meds and therapied but fresh tf out of money from it so @ L and H… lornasaurusrexx at g*ail is the PayPal if ur bored 🙃 #I hate to be like this but protect your hearts. They’ll never be able to look out for you guys and they feed these trolls ammo for snacks #and it seems to have only gotten worse. Gotta keep them hets hetbaited for their money whilst actively encouraging them to bully yall? Why? #STILL!? At this point it feels like they’ve both chosen that path deliberately now and I find it quite gross. but I’m also very far removed #So don’t worry about my opinions. Keep trusting your own intuition!!! You all see it. I love you guys and your beautiful hearts and empathy #But I hope they can sleep at night knowing the absolute fucking genuine WRECKAGE they left across the Big Gay War generation/era of Larries #Don’t worry guys I’m just as dramatic as ever. None of this has anything to do with them coming out or anything. Just how we were treated. #But trust I fuckin mean that shit from the deepest darkest pit of my Demon Larrie™️ heart. They encouraged this. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #Anyone who cares about my actual life updates: I’m a school nurse now and will be working at a bougie summer camp over break #Had a surgery I needed. Got new tattoos and piercings. In a happy and healthy relationship with the best dude for almost a year now. #OH and I went to New Zealand last year with Prettytruthsandlies!!!! We made a pact back in our Big Gay War/college days to go. And we DID!! #I got overstimulated and overfed and puked in Hobbiton. 🤣 (It was the best time of my LIFE GENUINELY🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹) #Okay BYE LOVE YOU GUYS #There are better and more humane ways to maintain a closet ..like literally STFU entirely. Ignoring it and not exploiting a kid is FREE #🇵🇸

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kuboyasu has a fear of both the ocean (/deep water maybe) and of heights, which is very ironic when he dates saiki because some of saikis favorite things are the ocean and flying...

#saikis like 'i can show u the world!' and then aren pukes mid air #literal mermaid bf x guy whose deathly afraid of the ocean bf #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #meows post

[leonsliga]

*squealing uncontrollably*

#THEY FINALLY CAME AAAAHHHH #I literally can’t contain myself it’s bad #screaming crying puking everywhere #I love how his signature looks like he gave up trying years ago #fucking mood #I love that Bayern (and ofc their players) actually take the time do this for all their members #I’ll post the others if there’s interest but I just had to share this one because I’m literally jumping up and down #unfortunately Manu’s signature wasn’t available at the time but I DON’T EVEN FUCKING CARE BECAUSE LEON #best impulse buy of my life #maybe I’ll frame it and put it on my desk? idk #leon goretzka

[outtacontextlitwtc]

"i gaze into my reflection - oh g- i am going to fucking murder you chris dunne - oh god! i understand now, it's so clear now, it's always been right in front of me - i gaze into the pool and Neil Cicierega gazes back - it's heartbreakingly obvious now - the music i make is so self-evidently similar - I'm going to fucking throw this mug at your head chris - the music i make is so self-evidently similar to Neil Cicierega's that we have literally become the same person, and also always have been, including now, currently - any and all comparison between our bodies and work make sense to me, i no longer find them confusing, both of us have listened to oingo boingo, and that means we're the same guy"

#will wood #puke freak #litwtc #life in the world to come

[belittlejuiced]

#selfie #hi #my face #ro.jpg #first selfies of 2024 #planning to document more of my life here since being on ig makes me want to puke

[cheerfullycatholic]

Please pray for me concerning a possible pro life job opportunity I am bigly anxious about it

#prayer request #😬😬😬 #ive wanted to do more work in the pro life community but every time even the tiny possibility of an opportunity pops up i feel like puking #i just kind of feel like AHHHHHHHHHHH #constantly

[hmslusitania]

Happy Star Wars Day everyone but also! It is Starbuck’s fifth birthday so have some pictures of Her!!

#starbuck the cat #new followers because there are a few of you inexplicably #this is my cat who I am obsessed with she’s awful #an absolute muppet of a creature who woke me up by puking at 6am and has never had a thought in her life