#life on track

[idk-my-4am-thoughts]

#funny #funny meme #life #shit happens #lol #self deprecating humor #humor #life on track #life happens #funny stuff #funny post #lesbians of tumblr #very tumblr #artists on tumblr #depressing post #new post #love #laughing #it’s me #it’s funny cause it’s true #Joke #joking #funny jokes

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[lifeontracksblog]

First meal I’ve cooked from Simply Cook. Grilled hallumi salad 🤤

#tumblr #tumblr milestone #tumblrphoto #tumblrgirl #better me #healthy #healthy eating #life on track #mental health #simply cook #weight loss #be healthy #healthy even #health kick #health #hallumi #salad #vegetables #colours #wellness #mentalwellness #mentally exhausted #cooking #home cooking #cooking mama #fit inspiration #fit inspo #fit girls #fitness #Fitbit

[ace-and-ranty]

No, but the thing is, when I was reading Harrow the Ninth, I thought it was gonna be an Orpheus situation. I thought Harrow had fucked herself up as a means to an end, that she had a plan to bring Gideon back, that the lobotomizing and everything else was her way of getting into hell to get Gideon out.

It really made me feel some type of way when it finally dawned me that she never thought that far. I mean, you'd think it makes sense that, if GOD tells you something can't be done, you accept it can't be done, BUT IT'S HARROW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. It is INSANE to me that she just accepted she couldn't undo Gideon's death.

The trauma of living in a death cult really got to this girl. She was so awash in it she couldn't even conceive of living a life with Gideon; a more acceptable death is as far as she could go. Absolutely insane. Harrow is not Orpheus because Harrow never tried climbing back up, she couldn't look back because she never got that far, she went into hell to sit there with Gideon forever, and it just didn't occur to climb back up the stairs.

#Harrows accept God's word only when it aligns with her death wish. #'Tomb can't be opened? Okay but what if I did and that finally gets me dead :)' #'Gideon can't be revived? Yeah okay that tracks guess I'll just have to ruin myself and my entire life' #sometimes I still have feelings for this series. #TLT #The Locked Tomb

[guardian-angle22]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN. Actor and Tea Connoisseur.

#hayden christensen #star wars cast #my gifs #listen i've fallen down a web of old hayden interviews #and now all I want out of life is for him to make me tea #I'm just imagining hayden foraging in a forest for fresh tea ingredients and honestly it tracks #swcastedit #haydenchristensenedit

[box-likes-minecraft]

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #life series #traffic life #traffic smp #trafficblr #traffic series #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #minecraft #minecraft youtubers #my own art #i hope you all like it #a special tag for box to keep track of her posts

[megafreeman]

#half life #team fortress 2 #ricochet #counter strike #day of defeat #portal #left 4 dead #alien swarm #dota #ricochet and dod fandom gonna go insane when they see that +1 next to their tracked fandom name #btw if either of the two win i'll finally play those games #hl #tf2 #l4d #polls

[do-rey-me]

if murderbot learned what autism was i truly believe itd go "wow humans are so ridiculous they cant even agree on their own stupid human social rules" and then never think about that or its possible relation to its own behaviors ever again

#mensah: secunit here are some accessibility drones so u can interact with the world more comfortably #mb: its super impressive how she can make up reasons to get around the 'no drones allowed rules' just so she can bribe me #ratthi has his head in his hands. like deities send me strength i cannot fucking deal with this #tmbd #mbd #murderbot diaries #i dunno the tags man. i also do not know if its even funny anymore #im so tired #lost track of my life and didnt realize i ran out of sleep meds haha. fuuck #tomorrows gonna fucking suck balls #my posts

[torturedpoetera]

Happy 1989 tv release week🗽

#moodboard #taylor swift #the eras tour #1989 taylor's version #eras era #speak now taylor’s version #taylor nation #taylor swift icons #taylor’s version #ts 1989 #1989 vault tracks #taylor swift 1989 #1989 era #1989taylorswift #icons #blue moodboard #beach #beachvibes #city #city life #new york #nyc

[maplehazels]

Tango’s Tunnel Escape

will this be a weekly thing? probably yeah

#bro did the manhunt placing block behind track trick #limited life spoilers #limited life #limited life smp #tango tek #grian #goodtimeswithscar #smallishbeans #bdoubleo100 #impuslesv #fanart #mcyt #traffic life series #life series #trafficblr #hazels art

[galaxystt]

We've GOT to see a colored version of that one Scar & Pizza sketch.. (if you don't mind)

BOOM lined and colored scar pizza combo, with a side of grian :D ((they sound like a terrible food order, but honestly that fits the vibe they're awful <3 /pos))

#i'm also realizing that i need to make a proper chara sheet for Scar in the other series to keep track of their differences? #like third life scar for me has human ears #regardless he doesnt know how to wear a shirt in any version of him. its the law #grian is always creeture to me tho he stays the same LMAO #digital art #galaxystt art #third life #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #trafficblr #life series #gtws #gtws fanart #gtwscar #grian #third life grian #desert duo #desert duo fanart #grian fanart #traffic smp fanart #3rd life #3rd life fanart #3rd life smp

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too) #sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts) #eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned) #the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what would be hilarious.

Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.

This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.

#He/They Batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #dc prompt #batman au #batman #trans batman #bruce wayne #trans jason todd #fuck it make all the guys trans #except for damian #make talia trans too #the kids are having a blast with this #the JL are all confused #they're trying to keep track of things but the batkids are purposely fucking with them #Gotham is CONVINCED all the bats start out female and through some sort of life cycle some switch to male #prompts

[lifeontracksblog]

Not the best but still managed to hit my calorie count for the first time! So take the little achievements as they come ☺️

#better me #healthy #healthy eating #life on track #mental health #simply cook #weight loss #Noom #weight log #calories #calorie control #fitbit #fit girls #fit inspo #fit inspiration #mentally exhausted #mentalwellness

[mochiwrites]

there is something so… human about grian checking on this pet magma cube while there’s this zombie apocalypse happening. people are dropping like flies. the numbers of those unaffected are rapidly dwindling. and yet grian keeps going home to check on this pet magma cube.

sure it’s for a task, sure he’s required to or else he fails. but he didn’t have to continuously check on the magma cube the entire session. when things started to get crazy, he could’ve left it. he could’ve prioritized his own safety the whole session and wait until the end to check on the magma cube.

but he doesn’t. he actively goes out of his way more than once to make sure his magma cube is alive still. even when he’s left with one tiny magma.

he could’ve given up.

he throws some steak, his own food, at the magma cube. he breathes a little sigh of relief at seeing it there still. he goes back out after and continues to try and survive.

he could’ve given up.

he takes a potion of invisibility and runs past the infected, one thing on his mind, and it isn’t his own survival. he reaches home, his two allies are there. he checks the cage. he cheers.

he didn’t give up.

there’s something so human about grian continuing to care about this little magma cube amongst the chaos of death and blood and violence. something about humanity prevailing amongst despair, y’know?

#momo rambles #slsmp spoilers #secret life smp #grian #this session was INSANE #and I’m a little tendie about this #I know it was a task but ????? #I feel like it was So easy for people to lose track of their tasks this session