#life’s too short

[krowkeeper]

It’s so wild to me that females who date males are all like,

“I should get my hormones checked, I never want sex and I am so tired and miserable all the time..”

Meanwhile their boyfriend

•doesn’t help around the house

•doesn’t do anything to make girlfriend feel loved

•doesn’t make an effort

•expects sex with no fore play

•doesn’t even know what a clit is

Like no, girl, you need to get your standards checked because this guy you have is gutter trash.

#help her #this is ridiculous #funny #funny and sad #not really funny #it’s true #high standards #get them #life’s too short #funny post #check yourself

[cluelesspigeons]

This is written for the song “Little person” by Matt Maltese from @drarrymicrofic

Word count: 133

Drarry microfic: enjoying life

Harry spread his arms, closing his eyes. The wind around them was loud yet cold, though the hot sun beating down on them made it bearable.

“What are you doing?” Draco asked wearily.

Harry opened one eye and looked at Draco, a broad smile dancing around his lips. “I’m enjoying life.”

Draco raised an eyebrow. “Enjoying life? By standing in this field with your arms spread like that?”

“Mhm.” Harry nodded and turned his head away again. “You should try it some time.”

Huffing indignantly, Draco crossed his arms over his chest. “I do enjoy life, thank you very much.”

Next to him, Harry chuckled. He let his arms fall to his sides again and leaned closer to Draco, their lips almost touching. “I’m glad I found you again after all that time.”

Prompt from April 21st

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#drarry #drarry microfic #drarrymicrofic #drarry fic #drarry fanfic #drarry fanfiction #draco malfoy #harry potter #draco x harry #harry x draco #my writing #cp writes #cluelesspigeons #little person #matt maltese #enjoying life #life’s too short #carefree Harry Potter #fluff

[flying-princess]

Life’s Too Short

A Frozen Free Fall version of the deleted Life's Too Short song that I put together way back in 2014.

#disney #frozen #frozen free fall #life’s too short #deleted song #edit #queen elsa #princess anna #anna and elsa #old art #2014

[pleasuremehere]

Life’s Too Short For Bad Sex. Make Every Encounter Legendary

#life’s too short #life lessons #life #life quotes #lifestyle #secret life #real life #still life #aesthetically pleasing #aesthetic #art #artists on tumblr #ask blog #ask game #asks open #dating #healthy relationships #thank you

[nightingaleflow]

Having garlic bread with breakfast because I’m an adult and I can do that.

#life’s too short #eat the garlic bread #food #nightingale speaks

[spellczyker]

I’ve tried—really, really tried—to like Mayfair Witches but it’s just…not good. Even the presence of Jack Huston doesn’t help. In fact, all I get is Eastwick flashbacks, and that’s not a good thing.

#life’s too short #to subject myself to this #I like trash but this is bad trash #jack huston #mayfair witches

[yookigf]

#gg icons #gg packs #gg layouts #gg wallpapers #kpop gg #aespa layouts #aespa lockscreens #aespa headers #karina aespa #aespa minjeong #winter aespa #aespa icons #aespa ningning #aespa packs #aespa #life’s too short #aespa giselle #aespa wallpapers

[lgbtally4ever]

POND, ON HIS CHARACTER, WANG

180 DEGREE LONGITUDE PASSES THROUGH US

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This series needs to live on as a stage play!

#lgbt equality #thai bl #bl series #180 degree longitude passes through us #pond ponlawit #live your true self #life’s too short #Punnasak Sukee

[sangronxx]

Will absolutely chase after someone. Sometimes you gotta learn the dumb bitch way

#life’s too short #learn the dumb bitch way if you have to

[chrispineofficial]

in my “if you’re annoying on my post i’m just gonna block you and pretend i didn’t see it” era

#life’s too short

[evilhorse]

Life’s too fraggin’ short fer memos!

#l.e.g.i.o.n. #lobo #the main man #life’s too short #philosophy #good advice #cosmic #space opera #tom peyer #Arnie jorgenson #dc comics #comics #90s comics

[black-arcana]

aespa 에스파 〖Life’s Too Short〗 ➫ 2022.06.24 1PM KST

#karina #giselle #aespa #life’s too short #teaser photos

[lydiathevocalist]

My cover of Life’s Too Short from Frozen, featuring Susannah Carter. @disneyfrozen @disneyanimation @idinamenzel

#life’s too short #frozen #frozen cover #disney #disney cover #disney music #disney movie #disney frozen #frozen music #frozen song #frozen songs #disney songs #Youtube

[shiningidoll]

#aespa #2000s aesthetic #aespa lq #aespa bios #aespa icons #aespa lockscreens #life’s too short #kpop #kpop moodboard #kpop layouts

[soyforramen]

Looking at my dash, here’s your daily hourly minutely secondly reminder that the block button exists so you don’t have to read peoples opinions if you don’t want to.

Please use it liberally until you’ve blocked the entire site.

#tumblr etiquette #life etiquette if we’re being honest #feck off with most of this man #life’s too short #I’ve blocked so many random blogs because of minor things #also major things #but honesty if I don’t want to see it block it

[tea-jean]

winter✨

#aespa winter #aespa #fan edit #winter #æspa #kpop #kpop edits #picsart #magazine edit #magazine #life’s too short #aespa karina #aespa giselle #aespa ningning #aespa wallpapers #aespa edits #my aespa