CRUSTY OLD ASS MEME.
@liftedrelics (patrick) asked: "That's a load of shit."
There’s a snort and playful shove given in response. More and more she was opening up to him, telling him of the wild adventures she had as a slayer ( as if she could ever really stop being the slayer. ) Finding comfort in sharing the stories with him except for the ones that dived a little too far into her darker side. Those would eventually be aired out, but not now.
“Oh whatever, king bullshiter,” Faith chuckled shaking her head, “but yes. I damn near sent a priest to heaven just for bein’ naked while savin’ his ass an’ the bus load of church goers from bein’ eaten by a bunch of vamps. Told you when we first met, my bod’ is rockin’ an’ brings many to their knees.”
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@liftedrelics said: “ something ain’t right . ” - Jesse Custer @ Any muse you're feeling.
80s hits sentence starters
Cigarette hung between teeth as harsh, wild, almost hateful eyes found the other’s. "You mean other than you wearing that damned collar?” While memories of his religious and traumatic childhood had been buried by a multitude of other issues, imagery of the clergy still managed to trigger him, set him off in the worst of ways. He wasn’t nice to anyone as a general rule, with having to keep all defenses up, but all of this was made even worse now thanks to that tiny item of clothing. “You have any plans to deal with that?”
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@liftedrelics said: ❝ see? i’m not just a pretty face. ❞ - Steve @ any of your ST muses.
❝ you don’t look too pretty right now anyway… SORRY, by the way. ❞ jonathan could see that steve wasn’t the WORST person in the world. both of them had done something they shouldn’t have, but HOPEFULLY that was all in the past. ❝ i shouldn’t have… you know, gone so FAR. that’s not the kind of guy i want to be. not the kind of role model i want to be for will either. so… are we okay? ❞
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Song of Achilles starters | accepting
@liftedrelics ❝ name one hero who was happy — you can’t. ❞
“Why were they hammas- unhappy?” She asked sitting up from where she was lounging to follow after him. “Velaï are like the weather. What happened to them that they could no longer be happy?”
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Lara felt stagnant, lacking the same inspiration that usually influenced her ventures. She still longed for adventure in the same way but nothing seemed to tickle her fancy enough to coax her from her cushy museum gig. It was easy, it was routine.
But she was too young to settle, wasn't she?
With the intention of dusting off her mental cobwebs, she took a week of vacation time and set out to the middle-of-nowhere, Indiana. She was (mostly) off the grid. Her intention hadn't been to search for relics, let alone locate anything of note. Travelling to an area thick with Potawatomi history was not by coincidence - what better way to shake herself from her stupor than to surround herself with what she loved?
On one of her meditative (entirely aimless) hikes through the surrounding woodland, the faint glint of sunlight catching gold stood out to her like a beacon. It could have been a bottle cap for all she cared, so she was quick to close the gap between herself and the glow. Instead, she found herself wiping dirt from a coin, studying it as she turned its weight between her fingers. It was positively ancient, but... not currency or treasure local to that area. Rather, it appeared to originate from her side of the Atlantic. Celtic, perhaps, or Gaelic.
"What are you doing so far from home?"
@liftedrelics - for Mad Sweeney
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ASSORTMENT OF SENTENCE STARTERS.
@liftedrelics (harmony) asked: “this is why we don’t date the british.”
NEVER HAD ONE CREATURE CAUSED HIM SO MUCH ANNOYANCE. Well, that wasn’t entirely true; Darla had been annoying at times. Maybe it was a blonde thing, but using that would mean he needed to admit he himself was annoying. And that wasn’t on tonight’s agenda or any other time. “Riiight...an’ this,” he paused, finger wagging at her, “is why we don’t go for the newbies. So...what is it now ya want ta brag ‘bout to me, hmm? Get yourself a new gang?”
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@liftedrelics asked:
"Is that all you have to say?" - Patrick @ Bella
“ What more’s there ta say ? Jus’ leave it alone , yeah ? It’s not your business , it’s mine . ”
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THERE WAS A LIMIT even to Steve’s patience (shocking, who knew) with a threshold that had previously lower bounds. Once upon a time it took very little to get a reaction out of him ---a time before eyeless creatures, worlds beneath worlds, girls with teleki-whatever, and nightmares someone with a wider imagination could barely conjure from their best attempts. He’d been steeled to it (three times a babysitter, but he secretly loved it) with the incessant harping of children and a few smashed faces. Really, Steve had been conditioned. Bully days blown by the wayside, King Steve was now little more than the affable doofus behind the counter of Family Video.
And that was alright by him.
But every so often someone would meander in and press all the right buttons in all the right sequences and he’d find that newly erected threshold being pushed. (If he had more of a sense of humor about it, he’d reminisce about the demogorgon pushing it’s way through the walls and ceiling of the Byer’s old place, but he simply didn’t have the heart to find it funny just yet). AND THERE WAS ONE CUSTOMER THAT SEEMED TO REALLY KNOW THAT SEQUENCE. Old Mr. Miller with his stupid carved cane that he didn’t even need (Steve’d seen him cruising just fine through the aisles, using the tip of the cane to knock videos over and apologizing through a shit-eating grin). In short: the man loved chaos, he caused it every time he came in, and now he was sure that there was some mess somewhere to clean up.
Between late videos returned (and he had the audacity to argue the late fee), never-rewound tapes, opening ... eating ... and leaving candy everywhere, and knocking shit over ---he was a menace.
“ Have a nice day, Mr. Miller. Come back real soon, yeah. ” Smile turned into a sneer, wave turned into a half-fist with one very specific finger lifted.
❝ did you just flip off that old guy? ❞ @liftedrelics .
Steve-brand sarcasm occupied his expression as soon as Miller was down the sidewalk bump and loading himself into his car. “ I hate that guy. He’s such a prick. ”
Elbows came down onto the counter, fingers steepled and interlaced, and Steve leaned a bit closer to his new and very unexpected friend. Kids ... they created a bond he’d never imagined was possible ---but that was how his friend circle ran, now. Robin’s words echoed in his head often (how many children are you friends with?) and he always snorted it away, like now. “ I can guarantee he made some kind of mess in here. Dude’s a menace, he literally just comes in to mess everything up and make work harder. Like, hello? Do you not see how busy I am putting movies away and shit? ”
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“Life will find a way.” - Shane
Jurassic Park Meme
"I'm not doubting that." Molly replied carefully, attempting to keep her fears and anxieties at bay. They wouldn't serve her here...or her point. At the very least she felt comfortable speaking candidly with Shane, even if it wasn't his job to smooth her ruffled feathers. There were just...so many of them. So many of them and so little places left to check that were anywhere close.
Would it be better for her to continue to stay and try to help, or if she bit the bullet and left so there was one less life to be concerned with?
"I'm just saying that maybe there need to be other plans. Other letters. 'C' through 'Z', even. At least one of those needs to be me scooting out of here the way I came. I mean," She winced, and amended, "I'd prefer to not be at death's door again, but--"
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@liftedrelics said: "You can't go to sleep! Please promise me that you won't go to sleep!" - Nancy Thompson @ Spencer
“You’re gonna tell the guy working two jobs and is the live in babysitter for all his younger brothers who’s constantly fucking exhausted not to sleep? Yeah right.” Though her strange desperation couldn’t be ignored. Cigarette was taken drag of and slowly exhaled before he spoke again. “What’s up with that?”
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@liftedrelics said: " Okay, okay I get it. I was wrong about you." - Eddie Munson @ Erica
❝ yeah you were, and erica sinclair does NOT easily forget. in situations like this, i like to MILK IT. the way i see it, i SINGLE HANDEDLY saved YOUR campaign from utter failure. so keep the apologies coming BOY. ❞ only eleven and she was already this aggressive. her real teenage years were going to be a NIGHTMARE FOR ALL. ❝ and also, let this be a reminder to you that nerd shit is NOT just for BOYS. girls can also be into dungeons and dragons, and even be BETTER at it. ❞
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANEKUAH, HAPPY KWANZA, HAPPY ALL OF THE HOLIDAYS !! My friends, I just wanted to take the time to wish you all a wonderful holiday season and to give my sincerest thanks for everything over the last year. It might have been a crazy year for us all, but I'd like to think there were so many bright spots as well. For one, all of the new friends that I have made, and the friendships that have just been getting stronger and stronger through the years. You are all such inspiring and talented people that I quietly ooh and awe at. Thank you for making this a welcoming place to come to when work has absolutely worn me down or I've had personal problems I've wanted to escape from and found that being here is that perfect escape. Thank you all for just being you ♡
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♡ Happy Holidays to all of my beautiful followers ! To those of you who have been around with me for a while now, thank you for sticking with me through the blog changes over the past year and for taking a chance to write with my newer muses as I'm still fleshing them out. To newer faces around here, thank you for taking a chance on me period. You are all such inspiring people to be around and I constantly look forward to logging in and seeing what you are all up to on my dash and writing with you. This year has been amazing and I can't wait to say what 2024 brings all of us. Happy holidays and happy new years! ♡
My beautiful snow angels ♡
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♡ SOOKIESTACKHOUSE CHRISTMAS WISHES ! I just wanted to take a moment to wish all of you a merry christmas, happy holidays, and a happy new year! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and as magical as it's supposed to be. To those of you who have been here with me for a while now, thank you for sticking with me through the annoying series of shadow bannings (most of them within the same hour which caused me to have even my former url banned as well *sad face*). To those of you who are fresh-faced, thanks for taking a chance on my blog. I hope the new year brings us all closer together and springing into new adventures!
my special snowflakes ♡
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