#like Jesus

[911onabc]

“I love you” “I love you” why don’t you just shoot me instead holy fuck

#like Jesus

[swugflower]

The difference between Inkheart and Inkdeath are literally insane.

The bad guy in Inkheart is like… a local mafia boss and his handful of cronies. Oh no, he put us in the animal stables and people talk about that he enjoys killing but we don’t ever see it and the worst thing he does is giving Mo a cut on the face and putting people in cages I guess.

The bad guys in Inkdeath, however, are the ruler of the land but also Death herself and we desperately fight against destiny. Every other chapter there’s a fight and people get brutally killed. We are about to scatter Mos fucking kneecaps. Mind torture while experiencing actual torture in the underwater dungeon. Everything is out to kill you but with everything going on death is kinda the least of our worries??

Like boi… that’s full a 180,,,,

#the mind torture got to me #like Jesus #like the actual torture wasn’t enough and made it WORSE #swugs ted talk #Inkheart #inkspell #inkdeath #Tintenherz #meggie folchart #mo folchart #resa #meggie inkheart #the aderhead #dustfinger #Farid #I miss basta

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Why is graves so damn sassy😒

That man sounds like he pops his hip, put his hands on them, and says “well look what we have here”

#like Jesus #sassy man apocalypse #cod modern warfare #cod #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod mw3 #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #cod graves #graves call of duty #graves cod

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

oh yeah im so normal *rewatchs junior year episode 11* *rewatchs junior year episode 11* *rewatchs junior year episode 11* sorry what was that? *rewatchs junior year episode 11* *rewatchs junior year episode 11* oh okay yeah *rewatchs juni

#im literally obsessed with this episode #like jesus #fhjy #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year

[apollos-boyfriend]

literally all i’m asking is for people to be normal about aroace people and their identities. is that so fucking hard

#icarus speaks #APPARENTLY!! #we’re not babies. stop speaking for us #like jesus

[charmac]

Draining a quarter bottle of whiskey like that is unfortunately impressively hot

#rob mcelhenney #four walls #okay it is really smooth #but idk how he wasnt hungover as hell at that panel today #like jesus

[the-implications]

random late night thought here but like.... if paul was born and raised in hatchetfield... then presumably his parents are also there... but NEVER mentioned in tgwdlm. so like, are they dead?? 😥

#these random thoughts about paul's life that i keep having are NOT helpful when it is almost midnight and i have to wake up at 5am #like jesus #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews

[b-dwolf]

WHAT WERE THE DIRECTIONS GIVEN FOR THAT SCENE?? WHAT DID THEY TELL HIM TO PORTRAY?? WHY WAS THE FOCUS PRIMARILY ON THEM WHEN IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE?? WHY SHOW THE DIFFERENCE IN HOW CHIM / HEN LOOKS AT EDDIE FROM HOW BUCK LOOKS AT HIM?? i am sick i am unwell I NEED ANSWERS!

#evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #hen wilson #chimney han #911 on abc #LIKE HELLOOO??? #the difference is astounding #buck literally looks like those animated characters when they show they have feelings for someone #down turned eyebrows and soft smile and everything #like jesus #what do you mean this was only the first episode

[freak-accident419]

this might sound crazy but i would definitely prefer futturman’s dick pre-switch

#idk why anyone would think they could take wolf’s #like jesus #i think i’d be content with futturman’s #it looks pretty average anyways #and as long as he executes it right then size doesn’t matter #josh futturman #josh futturman smut #josh futturman x reader

[homostacis]

if there’s one thing succession is gonna do is serve up an absolutely insane set of performances the sheer amount of talent on that cast is incomprehensible to me

#like jesus #finding out that most of them are theatre performers really changed my perception of the show its fascinating in general #like how it feels like a play in show format? the camera really makes you feel part of the room sure #but id say more like a concrete audience idk its really intersting #succession

[chirpsythismorning]

Robin going from saying When blue and yellow meet in the West to When blue meets yellow in the West could not make it more obvious what they are alluding to

#byler #let’s wake up #like what’s with the elaboration of blue being the one to travel to meet up with yellow… #I shouldn’t even have to bring up time after time #but I will #you say go slow I fall behind #THE SECOND HAND UNWINDS #the blue and yellow hands on the clock in starcourt #aka blue meets yellow in the west #aka #rhymes that keep their secrets #wake up ppl #and then there’s rink o mania #like jesus #the blue meets yellow in the west theory should be a closed case by now #it’s not that hard to believe #i explained it to my friend in like 5 minutes #and she believed it #at first she was like no way #but then when i got to rink o mania she was like what the fuckkk

[tenorbug]

I still don't get why people think a document written 300 years ago by syphilitic men who owned slaves is the perfect legal framing for a country.

#it's not even a good constitution? #like jesus

[weepingnightmarenaruto]

Just saw the new character designs in Boruto. And the girls are so sexualised. Like those heels!! The short skirts!! Chocho is wearing a sports bra!! Himawari is wearing a crop top! The off shoulder jacket on Sarada and the no straps onepiece!! They are 16!!! And Himawaris even younger!!!

#naruto #boruto #boruto next generation #sarada uchiha #chocho akimichi #himawari uzumaki #i don’t read Boruto #and I give kishi a lot of hate for his writing of women #but at least he’s normal about drawing them #like the Sarada design in particular #like Jesus #and Himas wasn’t that bad #but seeing the other girls #I don’t trust that it’s not somewhat sexualised #the fucking heels though😭😭

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Cutie straight FUMBLED Geordi. Like shit just give him to me u ain’t have to do all that🙄

#like Jesus #now he’s got trauma #look what you did #you broke him #shame on you #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted #redactedasmr #redacted headcanons #redacted geordi #redacted cutie

[mayearies]

alright since everyone is coming out on their struggles with rashad, i decided to make my own

a while back this anons was in my inbox talking about how one of my mutuals liked miles smut and it caused this whole mini drama thing between me and like two other moots one of them being rashad and the other one im not gonna name

i was tryna reason with two of them and like i didnt know that rashad passed on a message from our dms sayin that “i dont fw her anymore” when I DIDNT say that i was sayin for her to come clean abt it so there aint no issue

wasnt his business to begin with he just decided to join it and make it his business then back out of it??? i warned him to not say shit i didnt say

then he makes excuses abt it blaming it on an episode, i may not know anything about that but just like dont get involved period cause it isnt your business

#like jesus #maye🧃 talks

[beachesgetpeaches]

the increase in taylor hate talk online has increased matty healy discourse again

which for me works wonders bcs i can block more people and clean up my experience 🫶🫶🫶

#like i just need to see people say 'the matty healy thing was the last straw' and im like #okay byeee i am leaving the conversation alongside any critical thinking glad to never see your content again #listen i might come off as a bitch but like #1) people sound like fucking idiots being like this is why i chose to not be a swiftie anymore #like who tf are you talking to? breaking up with the fandom? #whats the point it's not that deep #and then they're like matty healy is racist and homphobic and all of the ists and im like #ah okay i get it #you never fact checj #you just blindly believe #like jesus #fucking omfg